HARRY POTTER 
AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS 
CHAPTER ONE 
THE WORST BIRTHDAY 
Not for the first time, an argument had broken out over breakfast at 
number four, Privet Drive. Mr. Vernon Dursley had been woken in 
the early hours of the morning by a loud, hooting noise from his 
nephew Harry's room. 
"Third time this week!" he roared across the table. "If you can't 
control that owl, it'll have to go!" 
Harry tried, yet again, to explain. 
"She's bored," he said. "She's used to flying around outside. If I could 
just let her out at night -" 
"Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling 
from his bushy mustache. "I know what'll happen if that owl's let 
out." 
He exchanged dark looks with his wife, Petunia. 
Harry tried to argue back but his words were drowned by a long, 
loud belch from the Dursleys' son, Dudley.

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"I want more bacon." 
"There's more in the frying pan, sweetums," said Aunt Petunia, 
turning misty eyes on her massive son. "We must build you up while 
we've got the chance .... I don't like the sound of that school food 
...... 
"Nonsense, Petunia, I never went hungry when I was at Smeltings," 
said Uncle Vernon heartily. "Dudley gets enough, don't you, son?" 
Dudley, who was so large his bottom drooped over either side of the 
kitchen chair, grinned and turned to Harry. 
"Pass the frying pan." 
"You've forgotten the magic word," said Harry irritably. 
The effect of this simple sentence on the rest of the family was 
incredible: Dudley gasped and fell off his chair with a crash that 
shook the whole kitchen; Mrs. Dursley gave a small scream and 
clapped her hands to her mouth; Mr. Dursley jumped to his feet, 
veins throbbing in his temples. 
"I meant `please'!" said Harry quickly. "I didn't mean -" 
"WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU," thundered his uncle, spraying spit 
over the table, "ABOUT SAYING THE `M' WORD IN OUR 
HOUSE?" 
"But I -" 
"HOW DARE YOU THREATEN DUDLEY!" roared Uncle 
Vernon, pounding the table with his fist. 
"I just -" 
"I WARNED YOU! I WILL NOT TOLERATE MENTION OF 
YOUR ABNORMALITY UNDER THIS ROOF!" 
Harry stared from his purple-faced uncle to his pale aunt, who was 
trying to heave Dudley to his feet.

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"All right," said Harry, "all right. . . " 
Uncle Vernon sat back down, breathing like a winded rhinoceros and 
watching Harry closely out of the corners of his small, sharp eyes. 
Ever since Harry had come home for the summer holidays, Uncle 
Vernon had been treating him like a bomb that might go off at any 
moment, because Harry Potter wasn't a normal boy. As a matter of 
fact, he was as not normal as it is possible to be. 
Harry Potter was a wizard - a wizard fresh from his first year at 
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. And if the Dursleys 
were unhappy to have him back for the holidays, it was nothing to how 
Harry felt. 
He missed Hogwarts so much it was like having a constant 
stomachache. He missed the castle, with its secret passageways and 
ghosts, his classes (though perhaps not Snape, the Potions master), the 
mail arriving by owl, eating banquets in the Great Hall, sleeping in his 
four-poster bed in the tower dormitory, visiting the gamekeeper, 
Hagrid, in his cabin next to the Forbidden Forest in the grounds, and, 
especially, Quidditch, the most popular sport in the wizarding world 
(six tall goal posts, four flying balls, and fourteen players on 
broomsticks). 
All Harry's spellbooks, his wand, robes, cauldron, and top-of-the-line 
Nimbus Two Thousand broomstick had been locked in a cupboard 
under the stairs by Uncle Vernon the instant Harry had come home. 
What did the Dursleys care if Harry lost his place on the House 
Quidditch team because he hadn't practiced all summer? What was it 
to the Dursleys if Harry went back to school without any of his 
homework done? The Dursleys were what wizards called Muggles 
(not a drop of magical blood in their veins), 
and as far as they were concerned, having a wizard in the family was 
a matter of deepest shame. Uncle Vernon had even padlocked 
Harry's owl, Hedwig, inside her cage, to stop her from carrying 
messages to anyone in the wizarding world. 
Harry looked nothing like the rest of the family. Uncle Vernon was 
large and neckless, with an enormous black mustache; Aunt Petunia

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was horse-faced and bony; Dudley was blond, pink, and porky. Harry, 
on the other hand, was small and skinny, with brilliant green eyes and 
jet-black hair that was always untidy. He wore round glasses, and on 
his forehead was a thin, lightning-shaped scar. 
It was this scar that made Harry so particularly unusual, even for a 
wizard. This scar was the only hint of Harry's very mysterious past, of 
the reason he had been left on the Dursleys' doorstep eleven years 
before. 
At the age of one year old, Harry had somehow survived a curse from 
the greatest Dark sorcerer of all time, Lord Voldemort, whose name 
most witches and wizards still feared to speak. Harry's parents had 
died in Voldemort's attack, but Harry had escaped with his lightning 
scar, and somehow - nobody understood why Voldemort's powers had 
been destroyed the instant he had failed to kill Harry. 
So Harry had been brought up by his dead mother's sister and her 
husband. He had spent ten years with the Dursleys, never 
understanding why he kept making odd things happen without meaning 
to, believing the Dursleys' story that he had got his scar in the car 
crash that had killed his parents. 
And then, exactly a year ago, Hogwarts had written to Harry, 
and the whole story had come out. Harry had taken up his place at 
wizard school, where he and his scar were famous ... but now the 
school year was over, and he was back with the Dursleys for the 
summer, back to being treated like a dog that had rolled in something 
smelly. 
The Dursleys hadn't even remembered that today happened to be 
Harry's twelfth birthday. Of course, his hopes hadn't been high; they'd 
never given him a real present, let alone a cake - but to ignore it 
completely ... 
At that moment, Uncle Vernon cleared his throat importantly and said, 
"Now, as we all know, today is a very important day." 
Harry looked up, hardly daring to believe it. 
"This could well be the day I make the biggest deal of my career, "

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said Uncle Vernon. 
Harry went back to his toast. Of course, he thought bitterly, Un 
cle Vernon was talking about the stupid dinner party. He'd been talk 
ing of nothing else for two weeks. Some rich builder and his wife 
were coming to dinner and Uncle Vernon was hoping to get a huge 
order from him (Uncle Vernon's company made drills). 
"I think we should run through the schedule one more time," said 
Uncle Vernon. "We should all be in position at eight o'clock. Petunia, 
you will be -?" 
"In the lounge," said Aunt Petunia promptly, "waiting to welcome them 
graciously to our home." 
"Good, good. And Dudley?" 
"I'll be waiting to open the door." Dudley put on a foul, simpering 
smile. "May I take your coats, Mr. and Mrs. Mason?" 
"They'll love him!" cried Aunt Petunia rapturously. 
"Excellent, Dudley," said Uncle Vernon. Then he rounded on Harry. 
"And you?" 
"I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I'm not 
there," said Harry tonelessly. 
"Exactly," said Uncle Vernon nastily. "I will lead them into the 
lounge, introduce you, Petunia, and pour them -drinks. At eightfifteen 
-" 
"I'll announce dinner," said Aunt Petunia. 
"And, Dudley, you'll say -" 
"May I take you through to the dining room, Mrs. Mason?" said 
Dudley, offering his fat arm to an invisible woman. 
"My perfect little gentleman!" sniffed Aunt Petunia. 
"And you?" said Uncle Vernon viciously to Harry.

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"I'll be in my room, making no noise and pretending I'm not there," 
said Harry dully. 
"Precisely. Now, we should aim to get in a few good compliments at 
dinner. Petunia, any ideas?" 
"Vernon tells me you're a wonderful golfer, Mr. Mason.... Do tell me 
where you bought your dress, Mrs. Mason ...... 
"Perfect. . . Dudley?" 
"How about -'We had to write an essay about our hero at school, 
Mr. Mason, and I wrote about you."' 
This was too much for both Aunt Petunia and Harry. Aunt Petunia 
burst into tears and hugged her son, while Harry ducked under the 
table so they wouldn't see him laughing. 
"And you, boy?" 
Harry fought to keep his face straight as he emerged. 
"I'll be in my room, making no noise and pretending I'm not there," 
he said. 
"Too right, you will," said Uncle Vernon forcefully. "The Ma 
sons don't know anything about you and it's going to stay that way. 
When dinner's over, you take Mrs. Mason back to the lounge for 
coffee, Petunia, and I'll bring the subject around to drills. With any 
luck, I'll have the deal signed and sealed before the news at ten. 
be shopping for a vacation home in Majorca this time to 
morrow. 
Harry couldn't feel too excited about this. He didn't think the 
Dursleys would like him any better in Majorca than they did on 
Privet Drive. 
"Right - I'm off into town to pick up the dinner jackets for 
Dudley and me. And you," he snarled at Harry. "You stay out of 
your aunt's way while she's cleaning." 
Harry left through the back door. It was a brilliant, sunny day. 
He crossed the lawn, slumped down on the garden bench, and sang 
under his breath:

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"Happy birthday to me ... happy birthday to me. . . 
No cards, no presents, and he would be spending the evening 
pretending not to exist. He gazed miserably into the hedge. He had 
never felt so lonely. More than anything else at Hogwarts, more 
even than playing Quidditch, Harry missed his best friends, Ron 
Weasley and Hermione Granger. They, however, didn't seem to be 
missing him at all. Neither of them had written to him all summer, 
even though Ron had said he was going to ask Harry to come and 
stay. 
Countless times, Harry had been on the point of unlocking 
Hedwig's cage by magic and sending her to Ron and Hermione 
with a letter, but it wasn't worth the risk. Underage wizards weren't 
allowed to use magic outside of school. Harry hadn't told the 
Dursleys this; he knew it was only their terror that he might turn them 
all into dung beetles that stopped them from locking him in the 
cupboard under the stairs with his wand and broomstick. For the first 
couple of weeks back, Harry had enjoyed muttering nonsense words 
under his breath and watching Dudley tearing out of the room as fast 
as his fat legs would carry him. But the long silence from Ron and 
Hermione had made Harry feel so cut off from the magical world that 
even taunting Dudley had lost its appeal - and now Ron and Hermione 
had forgotten his birthday. 
What wouldn't he give now for a message from Hogwarts? From any 
witch or wizard? He'd almost be glad of a sight of his archenemy, 
Draco Malfoy, just to be sure it hadn't all been a dream .... 
Not that his whole year at Hogwarts had been fun. At the very end of 
last term, Harry had come face-to-face with none other than Lord 
Voldemort himself. Voldemort might be a ruin of his former self, but 
he was still terrifying, still cunning, still determined to regain power. 
Harry had slipped through Voldemort's clutches for a second time, but 
it had been a narrow escape, and even now, weeks later, Harry kept 
waking in the night, drenched in cold sweat, wondering where 
Voldemort was now, remembering his livid face, his wide, mad eyes 
Harry suddenly sat bolt upright on the garden bench. He had been 
staring absent-mindedly into the hedge - and the hedge was staring back. 
Two enormous green eyes had appeared among the leaves. 
Harry jumped to his feet just as a jeering voice floated across the

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lawn. 
"I know what day it is," sang Dudley, waddling toward him. 
The huge eyes blinked and vanished. 
"What?" said Harry, not taking his eyes off the spot where they had 
been. 
"I know what day it is," Dudley repeated, coming right up to him. 
"Well done," said Harry. "So you've finally learned the days of the 
week." 
"Today's your birthday," sneered Dudley. "How come you haven't got 
any cards? Haven't you even got friends at that freak place?" 
"Better not let your mum hear you talking about my school," said 
Harry coolly. 
Dudley hitched up his trousers, which were slipping down his fat 
bottom. 
"Why're you staring at the hedge?" he said suspiciously. 
" I , m trying to decide what would be the best spell to set it on 
fire," said Harry. 
Dudley stumbled backward at once, a look of panic on his fat face. 
"You c-can't - Dad told you you're not to do m-magic - he said he'll 
chuck you out of the house - and you haven't got anywhere else to go - 
you haven't got any friends to take you -" 
"Jiggery pokery!" said Harry in a fierce voice. "Hocus pocus squiggly 
wiggly -" 
"MUUUUUUM!" howled Dudley, tripping over his feet as he dashed 
back toward the house. "MUUUUM! He's doing you know what!" 
Harry paid dearly for his moment of fun. As neither Dudley nor 
the hedge was in any way hurt, Aunt Petunia knew he hadn't really

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done magic, but he still had to duck as she aimed a heavy blow at his 
head with the soapy frying pan. Then she gave him work to do, with 
the promise he wouldn't eat again until he'd finished. 
While Dudley lolled around watching and eating ice cream, Harry 
cleaned the windows, washed the car, mowed the lawn, trimmed the 
flowerbeds, pruned and watered the roses, and repainted the garden 
bench. The sun blazed overhead, burning the back of his neck. Harry 
knew he shouldn't have risen to Dudley's bait, but Dudley had said 
the very thing Harry had been thinking himself... maybe he didn't have 
any friends at Hogwarts .... 
Wish they could see famous Harry Potter now, he thought savagely as he 
spread manure on the flower beds, his back aching, sweat running 
down his face. 
It was half past seven ,in the evening when at last, exhausted, he 
heard Aunt Petunia calling him. 
"Get in here! And walk on the newspaper!" 
Harry moved gladly into the shade of the gleaming kitchen. On top of 
the fridge stood tonight's pudding: a huge mound of whipped cream 
and sugared violets. A loin of roast pork was sizzling in the oven. 
"Eat quickly! The Masons will be here soon!" snapped Aunt Petunia, 
pointing to two slices of bread and a lump of cheese on the kitchen 
table. She was already wearing a salmon-pink cocktail dress. 
Harry washed his hands and bolted down his pitiful supper. The 
moment he had finished, Aunt Petunia whisked away his plate. 
"Upstairs! Hurry!" 
As he passed the door to the living room, Harry caught a 
glimpse of Uncle Vernon and Dudley in bow ties and dinner jack 
ets. He had only just reached the upstairs landing when the door 
bell rang and Uncle Vernon's furious face appeared at the foot of 
the stairs. 
"Remember, boy - one sound -" 
Harry crossed to his bedroom on tiptoe slipped inside, closed 
the door, and turned to collapse on his bed. 
The trouble was, there was already someone sitting on it.

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C H-H A P T E RR T W o 
I
DOBBY'S WARNING 
arry managed not to shout out, but it was a close thing. The little 
creature on the bed had large, bat-like ears and bulging green eyes the 
size of tennis balls. Harry knew instantly that this was what had been 
watching him out of the garden hedge that morning. 
As they stared at each other, Harry heard Dudley's voice from the hall. 
"May I take your coats, Mr. and Mrs. Mason?" 
The creature slipped off the bed and bowed so low that the end of its 
long, thin nose touched the carpet. Harry noticed that it was wearing 
what looked like an old pillowcase, with rips for arm- and leg-holes. 
"Er - hello," said Harry nervously. 
"Harry Potter!" said the creature in a high-pitched voice Harry was 
sure would carry down the stairs. "So long has Dobby wanted to meet 
you, sir ... Such an honor it is . . . ." 
"Th-thank you," said Harry, edging along the wall and sinking into his 
desk chair, next to Hedwig, who was asleep in her large cage. He 
wanted to ask, "What are you?" but thought it would sound too rude, 
so instead he said, "Who are you?" 
"Dobby, sir. Just Dobby. Dobby the house-elf," said the creature. 
"Oh - really?" said Harry. "Er - I don't want to be rude or anything, 
but - this isn't a great time for me to have a house-elf in my 
bedroom." 
Aunt Petunias high, false laugh sounded from the living room. The elf 
hung his head. 
"Not that I'm not pleased to meet you," said Harry quickly, "but, er, 
is there any particular reason you're here?"

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"Oh, yes, sir," said Dobby earnestly. "Dobby has come to tell you, 
sir ... it is difficult, sir ... Dobby wonders where to begin . . . ." 
"Sit down," said Harry politely, pointing at the bed. 
To his horror, the elf burst into tears - very noisy tears. 
"S-sit down!" he wailed. "Never ... never ever. . . " 
Harry thought he heard the voices downstairs falter. 
"I'm sorry," he whispered, "I didn't mean to offend you or anything -" 
"Offend Dobby!" choked the elf. "Dobby has never been asked to sit 
down by a wizard - like an equal-" 
Harry, trying to say "Shh!" and look comforting at the same time, 
ushered Dobby back onto the bed where he sat hiccoughing, looking 
like a large and very ugly doll. At last he managed to control himself, 
and sat with his great eyes fixed on Harry in an expression of watery 
adoration. 
"You can't have met many decent wizards," said Harry, trying to 
cheer him up. 
Dobby shook his head. Then, without warning, he leapt up and 
started banging his head furiously on the window, shouting, "Bad 
Dobby! Bad Dobby!" 
"Don't - what are you doing?" Harry hissed, springing up and pulling 
Dobby back onto the bed - Hedwig had woken up with a 
particularly loud screech and was beating her wings wildly against the 
bars of her cage. 
"Dobby had to punish himself, sir," said the elf, who had gone slightly 
cross-eyed. "Dobby almost spoke ill of his family, sir . . . ." 
"Your family?" 
"The wizard family Dobby serves, sir... DOBBY'S is a houseelf - 
bound to serve one house and one family forever . .....

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"Do they know you're here?" asked Harry curiously. 
Dobby shuddered. 
"Oh, no, sir, no ... Dobby will have to punish himself most grievously 
for coming to see you, sir. Dobby will have to shut his ears in the 
oven door for this. If they ever knew, sir _" 
"But won't they notice if you shut your ears in the oven door?" 
"Dobby doubts it, sir. Dobby is always having to punish himself for 
something, sir. They lets Dobby get on with it, sir. Sometimes they 
reminds me to do extra punishments ...... 
"But why don't you leave? Escape?" 
"A house-elf must be set free, sir. And the family will never set 
Dobby free ... Dobby will serve the family until he dies, sir . . . ." 
Harry stared. 
"And I thought I had it bad staying here for another four weeks," 
he said. "This makes the Dursleys sound almost human. Can't anyone 
help you? Can't I?" 
Almost at once, Harry wished he hadn't spoken. Dobby dissolved again 
into wails of gratitude. 
"Please," Harry whispered frantically, "please be quiet. If the Dursleys 
hear anything, if they know you're here -" 
"Harry Potter asks if he can help Dobby ... Dobby has heard of your 
greatness, sir, but of your goodness, Dobby never knew . ..... 
Harry, who was feeling distinctly hot in the face, said, "Whatever 
you've heard about my greatness is a load of rubbish. I'm not even top 
of my year at Hogwarts; that's Hermione, she -" 
But he stopped quickly, because thinking about Hermione was painful.

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"I-Tarry Potter is humble and modest," said Dobby reverently, his orblike 
eyes aglow. "Harry Potter speaks not of his triumph over He-Who- 
Must-Not-Be-Named -" 
"Voldemort?" said Harry. 
Dobby clapped his hands over his bat ears and moaned, "Ah, speak not 
the name, sir! Speak not the name!" 
"Sorry" said Harry quickly. "I know lots of people don't like it. My 
friend Ron -" 
He stopped again. Thinking about Ron was painful, too. 
Dobby leaned toward Harry, his eyes wide as headlights. 
'Dobby heard tell," he said hoarsely, "that Harry Potter met the Dark 
Lord for a second time just weeks ago ... that Harry Potter escaped 
Yet again. " 
Harry nodded and Dobby's eyes suddenly shone with tears. 
,Ah, sir," he gasped, dabbing his face with a corner of the grubby 
pillowcase he was wearing. "Harry Potter is valiant and bold! He has 
braved so many dangers already! But Dobby has come to protect 
Harry Potter, to warn him, even if he does have to shut his ears in 
the oven door later... Harry Potter must notgo back to Hogwarts." 
There was a silence broken only by the chink of knives and forks 
from downstairs and the distant rumble of Uncle Vernon's voice. 
"W-what?" Harry stammered. "But I've got to go back - term starts 
on September first. It's all that's keeping me going. You don't know 
what it's like here. I don't belong here. I belong in your world - at 
Hogwarts." 
"No, no, no," squeaked Dobby, shaking his head so hard his ears 
flapped. "Harry Potter must stay where he is safe. He is too great, 
too good, to lose. If Harry Potter goes back to Hogwarts, he will be 
in mortal danger."

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"Why?" said Harry in surprise. 
"There is a plot, Harry Potter. A plot to make most terrible things 
happen at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry this year," 
whispered Dobby, suddenly trembling all over. "Dobby has known it 
for months, sir. Harry Potter must not put himself in peril. He is too 
important, sir!" 
"What terrible things?" said Harry at once. "Who's plotting them?" 
Dobby made a funny choking noise and then banged his head 
frantically against the wall. 
"All right!" cried Harry, grabbing the elf's arm to stop him. "You can't 
tell me. I understand. But why are you warning me?" A sudden, 
unpleasant thought struck him. "Hang on - this hasn't got anything to 
do with Vol- - sorry - with You-Know-Who, has it? 
You could just shake or nod," he added hastily as Dobby's head 
tilted worryingly close to the wall again. 
Slowly, Dobby shook his head. 
"Not -not He- Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, sir =' 
But Dobby's eyes were wide and he seemed to be trying to give 
Harry a hint. Harry, however, was completely lost. 
"He hasn't got a brother, has he?" 
Dobby shook his head, his eyes wider than ever. 
"Well then, I can't think who else would have a chance of making 
horrible things happen at Hogwarts," said Harry. "I mean, there's 
Dumbledore, for one thing - you know who Dumbledore is, don't 
you?" 
Dobby bowed his head. 
"Albus Dumbledore is the greatest headmaster Hogwarts has ever 
had. Dobby knows it, sir. Dobby has heard Dumbledore's powers 
rival those of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named at the height of his

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strength. But, sir" - Dobby's voice dropped to an urgent whisper - 
"there are powers Dumbledore doesn't ... powers no decent wizard. 
. ." 
And before Harry could stop him, Dobby bounded off the bed, 
seized Harry's desk lamp, and started beating himself around the 
head with earsplitting yelps. 
A sudden silence fell downstairs. Two seconds later Harry, heart 
thudding madly, heard Uncle Vernon coming into the hall, calling, 
"Dudley must have left his television on again, the little tyke!" 
"Quick! In the closet!" hissed Harry, stuffing Dobby in, shutting the 
door, and flinging himself onto the bed just as the door handle turned. 
"What - the - devil - are - you - doing?" said Uncle Vernon through 
gritted teeth, his face horribly close to Harry's. "You've just ruined the 
punch line of my Japanese golfer joke .... One more sound and you'll 
wish you'd never been born, boy!" 
He stomped flat-footed from the room. 
Shaking, Harry let Dobby out of the closet. 
"See what it's like here?" he said. "See why I've got to go back to 
Hogwarts? It's the only place I've got -well, I think I've got friends. " 
"Friends who don't even write to Harry Potter?" said Dobby slyly. 
"I expect they've just been - wait a minute," said Harry, frowning. 
"How do you know my friends haven't been writing to me?" 
Dobby shuffled his feet. 
"Harry Potter mustn't be angry with Dobby. Dobby did it for the best - 
"
"Have you been stopping my letters?" 
"Dobby has them here, sir," said the elf. Stepping nimbly out of Harry's 
reach, he pulled a thick wad of envelopes from the inside of the 
pillowcase he was wearing. Harry could make out Hermione's neat

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writing, Ron's untidy scrawl, and even a scribble that looked as though 
it was from the Hogwarts gamekeeper, Hagrid. 
Dobby blinked anxiously up at Harry. 
"Harry Potter mustn't be angry... Dobby hoped ... if Harry Potter 
thought his friends had forgotten him ... Harry Potter might not want to 
go back to school, sir . ..... 
Harry wasn't listening. He made a grab for the letters, but Dobby 
jumped out of reach. 
"Harry Potter will have them, sir, if he gives Dobby his word 
that he will not return to Hogwarts. Ah, sir, this is a danger you must 
not face! Say you won't go back, sir!" 
"No," said Harry angrily. "Give me my friends' letters!" 
"Then Harry Potter leaves Dobby no choice," said the elf sadly. 
Before Harry could move, Dobby had darted to the bedroom door, 
pulled it open, and sprinted down the stairs. 
Mouth dry, stomach lurching, Harry sprang after him, trying not to 
make a sound. He jumped the last six steps, landing catlike on the 
hall carpet, looking around for Dobby. From the dining room he 
heard Uncle Vernon saying, ". . . tell Petunia that very funny story 
about those American plumbers, Mr. Mason. She's been dying to 
hear. . . " 
Harry ran up the hall into the kitchen and felt his stomach disappear. 
Aunt Petunia's masterpiece of a pudding, the mountain of cream and 
sugared violets, was floating up near the ceiling. On top of a 
cupboard in the corner crouched Dobby. 
"No," croaked Harry. "Please ... they'll kill me ...... 
"Harry Potter must say he's not going back to school -" 
"Dobby ... please ...

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"Say it, sir -" 
"I can't -" 
Dobby gave him a tragic look. 
"Then Dobby must do it, sir, for Harry Potter's own good." 
The pudding fell to the floor with a heart-stopping crash. Cream 
splattered the windows and walls as the dish shattered. With a crack 
like a whip, Dobby vanished. 
There were screams from the dining room and Uncle Vernon 
burst into the kitchen to find Harry, rigid with shock, covered from head 
to foot in Aunt Petunias pudding. 
At first, it looked as though Uncle Vernon would manage to gloss the 
whole thing over. ("Just our nephew - very disturbed meeting strangers 
upsets him, so we kept him upstairs) He shooed the shocked Masons 
back into the dining room, promised Harry he would flay him to within 
an inch of his life when the Masons had left, and handed him a mop. 
Aunt Petunia dug some ice cream out of the freezer and Harry, still 
shaking, started scrubbing the kitchen clean. 
Uncle Vernon might still have been able to make his deal - if it hadn't 
been for the owl. 
Aunt Petunia was just passing around a box of after-dinner mints when 
a huge barn owl swooped through the dining room window, dropped a 
letter on Mrs. Mason's head, and swooped out again. Mrs. Mason 
screamed like a banshee and ran from the house shouting about 
lunatics. Mr. Mason stayed just long enough to tell the Dursleys that his 
wife was mortally afraid of birds of all shapes and sizes, and to ask 
whether this was their idea of a joke. 
Harry stood in the kitchen, clutching the mop for support, as Uncle 
Vernon advanced on him, a demonic glint in his tiny eyes. 
"Read it!" he hissed evilly, brandishing the letter the owl had delivered. 
"Go on - read it!"

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Harry took it. It did not contain birthday greetings. 
Dear Mr. Potter, 
We have received intelligence that a Hover Charm was used at your 
place of residence this evening at twelve minutes past nine. 
As you know, underage wizards are not permitted to perform spells 
outside school, and further spellwork on your part may lead to 
expulsion from said school (Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of 
Underage Sorcery, 1875, Paragraph C). 
We would also ask you to remember that any magical activity that 
risks notice by members of the non-magical community (Muggles) is 
a serious offense under section 13 of the International Confederation 
of Warlocks' Statute of Secrecy. 
Enjoy your holidays! Yours sincerely, 
Mafalda Hopkirk 
IMPROPER USE OF MAGIC OFFICE 
Ministry of Magic 
Harry looked up from the letter and gulped. 
"You didn't tell us you weren't allowed to use magic outside school," 
said Uncle Vernon, a mad gleam dancing in his eyes. "For got to 
mention it .... Slipped your mind, I daresay ..... 
He was bearing down on Harry like a great bulldog, all his teeth 
bared. "Well, I've got news for you, boy . ... I'm locking you up .... 
You're never going back to that school ... never ... and if you try and 
magic yourself out - they'll expel you!" 
And laughing like a maniac, he dragged Harry back upstairs. 
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he paid a man to fit bars on Harry's window. He himself fitted a catflap 
in the bedroom door, so that small amounts of food could be 
pushed inside three times a day. They let Harry out to use the 
bathroom morning and evening. Otherwise, he was locked in his room 
around the clock. 
Three days later, the Dursleys were showing no sign of relenting, and 
Harry couldn't see any way out of his situation. He lay on his bed 
watching the sun sinking behind the bars on the window and wondered 
miserably what was going to happen to him. 
What was the good of magicking himself out of his room if Hogwarts 
would expel him for doing it? Yet life at Privet Drive had reached an 
all-time low. Now that the Dursleys knew they weren't going to wake 
up as fruit bats, he had lost his only weapon. Dobby might have saved 
Harry from horrible happenings at Hogwarts, but the way things were 
going, he'd probably starve to death anyway. 
The cat-flap rattled and Aunt Petunias hand appeared, pushing a bowl 
of canned soup into the room. Harry, whose insides were aching with 
hunger, jumped off his bed and seized it. The soup was stone-cold, but 
he drank half of it in one gulp. Then he crossed the room to Hedwig's 
cage and tipped the soggy vegetables at the bottom of the bowl into 
her empty food tray. She ruffled her feathers and gave him a look of 
deep disgust. 
"It's no good turning your beak up at it - that's all we've got," said 
Harry grimly. 
He put the empty bowl back on the floor next to the cat-flap and lay 
back down on the bed, somehow even hungrier than he had been 
before the soup. 
Supposing he was still alive in another four weeks, what would happen 
if he didn't turn up at Hogwarts? Would someone be sent to see why 
he hadn't come back? Would they be able to make the Dursleys let 
him go? 
The room was growing dark. Exhausted, stomach rumbling, mind 
spinning over the same unanswerable questions, Harry fell into an 
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He dreamed that he was on show in a zoo, with a card reading 
UNDERAGE WIZARD attached to his cage. People goggled through the bars 
at him as he lay, starving and weak, on a bed of straw. He saw 
Dobby's face in the crowd and shouted out, asking for help, but Dobby 
called, "Harry Potter is safe there, sir!" and vanished. Then the 
Dursleys appeared and Dudley rattled the bars of the cage, laughing at 
him. 
"Stop it," Harry muttered as the rattling pounded in his sore head. 
"Leave me alone ... cut it out ... I'm trying to sleep . . . ." 
He opened his eyes. Moonlight was shining through the bars on the 
window. And someone was goggling through the bars at him: a frecklefaced, 
red-haired, long-nosed someone. 
Ron Weasley was outside Harry's window.

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H-H A P T E RR T 11-H RR E E 
THE BURROW 
Ron.l" breathed Harry, creeping to the window and pushing it up so 
they could talk through the bars. "Ron, how did you - What the -?" 
Harry's mouth fell open as the full impact of what he was seeing hit 
him. Ron was leaning out of the back window of an old turquoise car, 
which was parked in midair Grinning at Harry from the front seats 
were Fred and George, Ron's elder twin brothers. 
"All right, Harry?" asked George. 
"What's been going on?" said Ron. "Why haven't you been answering 
my letters? I've asked you to stay about twelve times, and then Dad 
came home and said you'd got an official warning for using magic in 
front of Muggles -" 
"It wasn't me - and how did he know?" 
"He works for the Ministry," said Ron. "You know we're not supposed 
to do spells outside school -" 
"You should talk," said Harry, staring at the floating car. 
"Oh, this doesn't count," said Ron. "We're only borrowing this. It's 
Dad's, we didn't enchant it. But doing magic in front of those Muggles 
you live with -" 
"I told you, I didn't - but it'll take too long to explain now look, can you 
tell them at Hogwarts that the Dursleys have locked me up and won't 
let me come back, and obviously I can't magic myself out, because the 
Ministry'Il think that's the second spell I've done in three days, so -" 
"Stop gibbering," said Ron. "We've come to take you home with us." 
"But you can't magic me out either -"

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"We don't need to," said Ron, jerking his head toward the front seat 
and grinning. "You forget who I've got with me." 
"Tie that around the bars," said Fred, throwing the end of a rope to 
Harry. 
"If the Dursleys wake up, I'm dead," said Harry as he tied the rope 
tightly around a bar and Fred revved up the car. 
"Don't worry," said Fred, "and stand back." 
Harry moved back into the shadows next to Hedwig, who seemed to 
have realized how important this was and kept still and silent. The car 
revved louder and louder and suddenly, with a crunching noise, the 
bars were pulled clean out of the window as Fred drove straight up in 
the air. Harry ran back to the window to see the bars dangling a few 
feet above the ground. Panting, Ron hoisted them up into the car. 
Harry listened anxiously, but there was no sound from the Dursleys' 
bedroom. 
When the bars were safely in the back seat with Ron, Fred reversed 
as close as possible to Harry's window. 
"Get in," Ron said. 
"But all my Hogwarts stuff - my wand - my broomstick -" 
"Where is it?" 
"Locked in the cupboard under the stairs, and I can't get out of this 
room -" 
"No problem," said George from the front passenger seat. "Out of 
the way, Harry." 
Fred and George climbed catlike through the window into Harry's 
room. You had to hand it to them, thought Harry, as George took an 
ordinary hairpin from his pocket and started to pick the lock. 
"A lot of wizards think it's a waste of time, knowing this sort of 
Muggle trick," said Fred, "but we feel they're skills worth learning, 
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There was a small click and the door swung open. 
"So - we'll get your trunk - you grab anything you need from your 
room and hand it out to Ron," whispered George. 
"Watch out for the bottom stair - it creaks," Harry whispered back 
as the twins disappeared onto the dark landing. 
Harry dashed around his room, collecting his things and passing them 
out of the window to Ron. Then he went to help Fred and George 
heave his trunk up the stairs. Harry heard Uncle Vernon cough. 
At last, panting, they reached the landing, then carried the trunk 
through Harry's room to the open window. Fred climbed back into 
the car to pull with Ron, and Harry and George pushed from the 
bedroom side. Inch by inch, the trunk slid through the window. 
Uncle Vernon coughed again. 
"A bit more," panted Fred, who was pulling from inside the car. 
"One good push -" 
Harry and George threw their shoulders against the trunk and it slid 
out of the window into the back seat of the car. 
"Okay, let's go," George whispered. 
But as Harry climbed onto the windowsill there came a sudden loud 
screech from behind him, followed immediately by the thunder of 
Uncle Vernon's voice. 
"THAT RUDDY OWL!" 
"I've forgotten Hedwig!" 
Harry tore back across the room as the landing light clicked on - he 
snatched up Hedwig's cage, dashed to the window, and passed it 
out to Ron. He was scrambling back onto the chest of drawers when 
Uncle Vernon hammered on the unlocked door and it crashed open. 
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he let out a bellow like an angry bull and dived at Harry, grabbing 
him by the ankle. 
Ron, Fred, and George seized Harry's arms and pulled as hard as 
they could. 
"Petunia!" roared Uncle Vernon. "He's getting away! HE'S 
GETTING AWAY!" 
But the Weasleys gave a gigantic tug and Harry's leg slid out of 
Uncle Vernon's grasp - Harry was in the car - he'd slammed the 
door shut 
"Put your foot down, Fred!" yelled Ron, and the car shot suddenly 
toward the moon. 
Harry couldn't believe it - he was free. He rolled down the 
window, the night air whipping his hair, and looked back at the 
shrinking rooftops of Privet Drive. Uncle Vernon, Aunt Petunia, and 
Dudley were all hanging, dumbstruck, out of Harry's window. 
"See you next summer!" Harry yelled. 
The Weasleys roared with laughter and Harry settled back in his seat, 
grinning from ear to ear. 
"Let Hedwig out," he told Ron. "She can fly behind us. She hasn't had 
a chance to stretch her wings for ages." 
George handed the hairpin to Ron and, a moment later, Hedwig soared 
joyfully out of the window to glide alongside them like a ghost. 
"So - what's the story, Harry?" said Ron impatiently. "What's been 
happening?" 
Harry told them all about Dobby, the warning he'd given Harry and 
the fiasco of the violet pudding. There was a long, shocked silence 
when he had finished. 
"Very fishy," said Fred finally.

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"Definitely dodgy" agreed George. "So he wouldn't even tell you who's 
supposed to be plotting all this stuff?" 
"I don't think he could," said Harry. "I told you, every time he got close 
to letting something slip, he started banging his head against the wall." 
He saw Fred and George look at each other. 
"What, you think he was lying to me?" said Harry. 
"Well," said Fred, "put it this way - house-elves have got powerful 
magic of their own, but they can't usually use it without their master's 
permission. I reckon old Dobby was sent to stop you com 
ing back to Hogwarts. Someone's idea of a joke. Can you think of 
anyone at school with a grudge against you?" 
"Yes," said Harry and Ron together, instantly. 
"Draco Malfoy," Harry explained. "He hates me." 
"Draco Malfoy?" said George, turning around. "Not Lucius Malfoy's 
son?" 
"Must be, it's not a very common name, is it?" said Harry. 
Y. 
"I've heard Dad talking about him," said George. "He was a big 
supporter of You-Know-Who." 
"And when You-Know-Who disappeared," said Fred, craning 
around to look at Harry, "Lucius Malfoy came back saying he'd never 
meant any of it. Load of dung - Dad reckons he was right in You- 
Know-Who's inner circle." 
Harry had heard these rumors about Malfoy's family before, and they 
didn't surprise him at all. Malfoy made Dudley Dursley look 
like a kind, thoughtful, and sensitive boy. 
"I don't know whether the Malfoys own a house-elf said 
Harry.

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"Well, whoever owns him will be an old wizarding family, and they'll 
be rich," said Fred. 
"Yeah, Mum's always wishing we had a house-elf to do the ironing," 
said George. "But all we've got is a lousy old ghoul in the attic and 
gnomes all over the garden. House-elves come with big old manors 
and castles and places like that; you wouldn't catch one in our house . 
. . ." 
Harry was silent. Judging by the fact that Draco Malfoy usually had 
the best of everything, his family was rolling in wizard gold; he 
could just see Malfoy strutting around a large manor house. Sending 
the family servant to stop Harry from going back to Hogwarts also 
sounded exactly like the sort of thing Malfoy would do. Had Harry 
been stupid to take Dobby seriously? 
"I'm glad we came to get you, anyway," said Ron. "I was getting 
really worried when you didn't answer any of my letters. I thought it 
was Errol's fault at first 
-" 
"Who's Errol?" 
"Our owl. He's ancient. It wouldn't be the first time he'd collapsed 
on a delivery. So then I tried to borrow Hermes -" 
"Who?" 
"The owl Mum and Dad bought Percy when he was made prefect," 
said Fred from the front. 
"But Percy wouldn't lend him to me," said Ron. "Said he needed 
him." 
"Percy's been acting very oddly this summer," said George, 
frowning. "And he has been sending a lot of letters and spending a 
load of time shut up in his room .... I mean, there's only so many 
times you can polish a prefect badge .... You're driving too far west, 
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twiddled the steering wheel. 
"So, does your dad know you've got the car?" said Harry, guessing 
the answer. 
"Er, no," said Ron, "he had to work tonight. Hopefully we'll be able 
to get it back in the garage without Mum noticing we flew it." 
"What does your dad do at the Ministry of Magic, anyway?" 
"He works in the most boring department," said Ron. "The Misuse 
of Muggle Artifacts Office." 
"The what?" 
"It's all to do with bewitching things that are Muggle-made, you 
know, in case they end up back in a Muggle shop or house. Like, 
last year, some old witch died and her tea set was sold to an antiques 
shop. This Muggle woman bought it, took it home, and tried to serve 
her friends tea in it. It was a nightmare - Dad was working overtime 
for weeks." 
"What happened?" 
"The teapot went berserk and squirted boiling tea all over the place 
and one man ended up in the hospital with the sugar tongs clamped 
to his nose. Dad was going frantic - it's only him and an old warlock 
called Perkins in the office -and they had to do Memory Charms and 
all sorts of stuff to cover it up -" 
"But your dad - this car -" 
Fred laughed. "Yeah, Dad's crazy about everything to do with 
Muggles; our shed's full of Muggle stuff. He takes it apart, puts spells 
on it, and puts it back together again. If he raided our house he'd 
have to put himself under arrest. It drives Mum mad." 
"That's the main road," said George, peering down through the 
windshield. "We'll be there in ten minutes .... Just as well, it's getting 
light . . . ." 
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Fred brought the car lower, and Harry saw a dark patchwork of 
fields and clumps of trees. 
"We're a little way outside the village," said George. "Ottery St. 
Catchpole." 
Lower and lower went the flying car. The edge of a brilliant red sun 
was now gleaming through the trees. 
"Touchdown!" said Fred as, with a slight bump, they hit the ground. 
They had landed next to a tumbledown garage in a small yard, and 
Harry looked out for the first time at Ron's house. 
It looked as though it had once been a large stone pigpen, but extra 
rooms had been added here and there until it was several stories high 
and so crooked it looked as though it were held up by magic (which, 
Harry reminded himself, it probably was). Four or five chimneys were 
perched on top of the red roof. A lopsided sign stuck in the ground 
near the entrance read, THE BuRRow. Around the front door lay a jumble 
of rubber boots and a very rusty cauldron. Several fat brown chickens 
were pecking their way around the yard. 
"It's not much," said Ron. 
"It's wonderful," said Harry happily, thinking of Privet Drive. 
They got out of the car. 
"Now, we'll go upstairs really quietly," said Fred, "and wait for Mum to 
call us for breakfast Then, Ron, you come bounding downstairs going, 
`Mum, look who turned up in the night!' and she'll be all pleased to see 
Harry and no one need ever know we flew the car." 
"Right," said Ron. "Come on, Harry, I sleep at the - at the top 
Ron had gone a nasty greenish color, his eyes fixed on the house. The 
other three wheeled around. 
Mrs. Weasley was marching across the yard, scattering chickens, and 
for a short, plump, kind-faced woman, it was remarkable how much 
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"Ah, "said Fred. 
"Oh, dear," said George. 
Mrs. Weasley came to a halt in front of them, her hands on her hips, 
staring from one guilty face to the next. She was wearing a flowered 
apron with a wand sticking out of the pocket. 
"So, "she said. 
"Morning, Mum," said George, in what he clearly thought was a jaunty, 
winning voice. 
"Have you any idea how worried I've been?" said Mrs. Weasley in a 
deadly whisper. 
"Sorry, Mum, but see, we had to -" 
All three of Mrs. Weasley's sons were taller than she was, but they 
cowered as her rage broke over them. 
"Beds empty! No note! Cargone - could have crashed - out of my 
mind with worry - did you care? - never, as long as I've lived - 
you wait until your father gets home, we never had trouble like this 
from Bill or Charlie or Percy -" 
"Perfect Percy," muttered Fred. 
"YOU COULD DO WITH TAKING A LEAF OUT OF PERCY'S 
BOOK!" yelled Mrs. Weasley, prodding a finger in Fred's chest. "You 
could have died, you could have been seen, you could have lost your 
father his job -" 
It seemed to go on for hours. Mrs. Weasley had shouted herself 
hoarse before she turned on Harry, who backed away. 
"I'm very pleased to see you, Harry, dear," she said. "Come in and 
have some breakfast." 
She turned and walked back into the house and Harry, after a nervous

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glance at Ron, who nodded encouragingly, followed her. 
The kitchen was small and rather cramped. There was a 
scrubbed wooden table and chairs in the middle, and Harry sat down 
on the edge of his seat, looking around. He had never been in a wizard 
house before. 
The clock on the wall opposite him had only one hand and no numbers 
at all. Written around the edge were things like Time to make tea, Time 
to feed the chickens, and You're late. Books were stacked three deep on 
the mantelpiece, books with titles like Charm Your Own Cheese, 
Enchantment in Baking, and One Minute Feasts - It's Magic! And unless 
Harry's ears were deceiving him, the old radio next to the sink had just 
announced that coming up was "Witching Hour, with the popular 
singing sorceress, Celestina Warbeck." 
Mrs. Weasley was clattering around, cooking breakfast a little 
haphazardly, throwing dirty looks at her sons as she threw sausages 
into the frying pan. Every now and then she muttered things like "don't 
know what you were thinking of," and "never would have believed it." 
"I don't blame you, dear," she assured Harry, tipping eight or nine 
sausages onto his plate. "Arthur and I have been worried about you, 
too. Just last night we were saying we'd come and get you ourselves if 
you hadn't written back to Ron by Friday. But really," (she was now 
adding three fried eggs to his plate) "flying an illegal car halfway 
across the country - anyone could have seen you -" 
She flicked her wand casually at the dishes in the sink, which began to 
clean themselves, clinking gently in the background. 
"It was cloudy, Mum!" said Fred. 
"You keep your mouth closed while you're eating!" Mrs. Weasley 
snapped. 
"They were starving him, Mum!" said George. 
"And you!" said Mrs. Weasley, but it was with a slightly softened 
expression that she started cutting Harry bread and buttering it for 
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At that moment there was a diversion in the form of a small, 
redheaded figure in a long nightdress, who appeared in the kitchen, 
gave a small squeal, and ran out again. 
"Ginny," said Ron in an undertone to Harry. "My sister. She's been 
talking about you all summer." 
"Yeah, she'll be wanting your autograph, Harry," Fred said with a grin, 
but he caught his mother's eye and bent his face over his plate without 
another word. Nothing more was said until all four plates were clean, 
which took a surprisingly short time. 
"Blimey, I'm tired," yawned Fred, setting down his knife and fork at last. 
"I think I'll go to bed and -" 
"You will not," snapped Mrs. Weasley. "It's your own fault you've 
been up all night. You're going to de-gnome the garden for me; they're 
getting completely out of hand again -" 
"Oh, Mum -" 
"And you two," she said, glaring at Ron and Fred. "You can go up to 
bed, dear," she added to Harry. "You didn't ask them to fly that 
wretched car -" 
But Harry, who felt wide awake, said quickly, "I'll help Ron. I've 
never seen a de-gnoming -" 
"That's very sweet of you, dear, but it's dull work," said Mrs. Weasley. 
"Now, let's see what Lockhart's got to say on the subject -" 
And she pulled a heavy book from the stack on the mantelpiece. 
George groaned. 
"Mum, we know how to de-gnome a garden -" 
Harry looked at the cover of Mrs. Weasley's book. Written across it 
in fancy gold letters were the words Gilderoy Lockhart's Guide to 
Household Pests. There was a big photograph on the front of a very good- 
IOI)king wizard with wavy blond hair and bright blue eyes. As always 
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Harry supposed was Gilderoy Lockhart, kept winking cheekily up at 
them all. Mrs. Weasley beamed down at him. 
"Oh, he is marvelous," she said. "He knows his household pests, all 
right, it's a wonderful book . . . ." 
"Mum fancies him," said Fred, in a very audible whisper. 
"Don't be so ridiculous, Fred," said Mrs. Weasley, her cheeks rather 
pink. "All right, if you think you know better than Lockhart, you can go 
and get on with it, and woe betide you if there's a single gnome in that 
garden when I come out to inspect it." 
Yawning and grumbling, the Weasleys slouched outside with Harry 
behind them. The garden was large, and in Harry's eyes, exactlY 
what a garden should be. The Dursleys wouldn't have liked it - there 
were plenty of weeds, and the grass needed cutting but there were 
gnarled trees all around the walls, plants Harry had never seen spilling 
from every flower bed, and a big green pond full of frogs. 
"Muggles have garden gnomes, too, you know," Harry told Ron 
they crossed the lawn. 
"Yeah, I've seen those things they think are gnomes," said Ron, bent 
double with his head in a peony bush, "like fat little Santa Clauses with 
fishing rods . . . ." 
There was a violent scuffling noise, the peony bush shuddered, and 
Ron straightened up. "This is a gnome," he said grimly. 
"Gerroff me! Gerroff me!" squealed the gnome. 
It was certainly nothing like Santa Claus. It was small and leathery 
looking, with a large, knobby, bald head exactly like a potato. Ron held 
it at arm's length as it kicked out at him with its horny little feet; he 
grasped it around the ankles and turned it upside down. 
"This is what you have to do," he said. He raised the gnome above his 
head ("Gerroff me!") and started to swing it in great circles like a 
lasso. Seeing the shocked look on Harry's face, Ron added, "It doesn't 
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their way back to the gnomeholes." 
He let go of the gnome's ankles: It flew twenty feet into the air and 
landed with a thud in the field over the hedge. 
"Pitiful," said Fred. "I bet I can get mine beyond that stump." 
Harry learned quickly not to feel too sorry for the gnomes. He decided 
just to drop the first one he caught over the hedge, but the gnome, 
sensing weakness, sank its razor-sharp teeth into Harry's finger and he 
had a hard job shaking it off - until 
"Wow, Harry - that must've been fifty feet ...... 
The air was soon thick with flying gnomes. 
"See, they're not too bright," said George, seizing five or six gnomes at 
once. "The moment they know the de-gnoming's going on they storm 
up to have a look. You'd think they'd have learned by now just to stay 
put." 
Soon, the crowd of gnomes in the field started walking away in a 
straggling line, their little shoulders hunched. 
"They'll be back," said Ron as they watched the gnomes disappear into 
the hedge on the other side of the field. "They love it here .... Dad's 
too soft with them; he thinks they're funny . . . ." 
Just then, the front door slammed. 
"He's back!" said George. "Dad's home!" 
They hurried through the garden and back into the house. 
Mr. Weasley was slumped in a kitchen chair with his glasses off and 
his eyes closed. He was a thin man, going bald, but the little hair he 
had was as red as any of his children's. He was wearing long green 
robes, which were dusty and travel-worn. 
"What a night," he mumbled, groping for the teapot as they all sat 
down around him. "Nine raids. Nine! And old Mundungus Fletcher 
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Mr. Weasley took a long gulp of tea and sighed. 
"Find anything, Dad?" said Fred eagerly. 
"All I got were a few shrinking door keys and a biting kettle," yawned 
Mr. Weasley. "There was some pretty nasty stuff that wasn't my 
department, though. Mortlake was taken away for questioning about 
some extremely odd ferrets, but that's the Committee on Experimental 
Charms, thank goodness ...... 
"Why would anyone bother making door keys shrink?" said George. 
"Just Muggle-baiting," sighed Mr. Weasley. "Sell them a key that 
keeps shrinking to nothing so they can never find it when they need it 
.... Of course, it's very hard to convict anyone because no Muggle 
would admit their key keeps shrinking - they'll insist they just keep 
losing it. Bless them, they'll go to any lengths to ignore magic, even if 
it's staring them in the face .... But the things our lot have taken to 
enchanting, you wouldn't believe -" 
"LIKE CARS, FOR INSTANCE?" 
Mrs. Weasley had appeared, holding a long poker like a sword. Mr. 
Weasley's eyes jerked open. He stared guiltily at his wife. 
"C-cars, Molly, dear?" 
"Yes, Arthur, cars," said Mrs. Weasley, her eyes flashing. "Imagine a 
wizard buying a rusty old car and telling his wife all he wanted to do 
with it was take it apart to see how it worked, while really he was 
enchanting it to make it fly." 
Mr. Weasley blinked. 
"Well, dear, I think you'll find that he would be quite within the law to 
do that, even if - er - he maybe would have done better to, um, tell his 
wife the truth .... There's a loophole in the law, you'll find .... As long 
as he wasn't intending to fly the car, the fact that the car could fly 
wouldn't -" 
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wrote that law!" shouted Mrs. Weasley. "Just so you could carry on 
tinkering with all that Muggle rubbish in your shed! And for your 
information, Harry arrived this morning in the car you weren't 
intending to fly!" 
"Harry?" said Mr. Weasley blankly. "Harry who?" 
He looked around, saw Harry, and jumped. 
"Good lord, is it Harry Potter? Very pleased to meet you, Ron's told us 
so much about -" 
"Your sons flew that car to Harry's house and back last night." 
shouted Mrs. Weasley. "What have you got to say about that, eh?" 
"Did you really?" said Mr. Weasley eagerly. "Did it go all right? I - I 
mean," he faltered as sparks flew from Mrs. Weasley's eyes, "that - 
that was very wrong, boys - very wrong indeed ...... 
"Let's leave them to it," Ron muttered to Harry as Mrs. Weasley 
swelled like a bullfrog. "Come on, I'll show you my bedroom." 
They slipped out of the kitchen and down a narrow passageway to an 
uneven staircase, which wound its way, zigzagging up 
through the house. On the third landing, a door stood ajar. Harry just 
caught sight of a pair of bright brown eyes staring at him before it 
closed with a snap. 
"Ginny," said Ron. "You don't know how weird it is for her to be this 
shy. She never shuts up normally -" 
They climbed two more flights until they reached a door with peeling 
paint and a small plaque on it, saying RONALD'S ROOM. 
Harry stepped in, his head almost touching the sloping ceiling, and 
blinked. It was like walking into a furnace: Nearly everything in Ron's 
room seemed to be a violent shade of orange: the bedspread, the 
walls, even the ceiling. Then Harry realized that Ron had covered 
nearly every inch of the shabby wallpaper with posters of the same 
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broomsticks, and waving energetically. 
"Your Quidditch team?" said Harry. 
"The Chudley Cannons," said Ron, pointing at the orange bedspread, 
which was emblazoned with two giant black C's and a speeding 
cannonball. "Ninth in the league." 
Ron's school spellbooks were stacked untidily in a corner, next to a 
pile of comics that all seemed to feature The Adventures of Martin 
Miggs, the Mad Muggle. Ron's magic wand was lying on top of a fish 
tank full of frog spawn on the windowsill, next to his fat gray rat, 
Scabbers, who was snoozing in a patch of sun. 
Harry stepped over a pack of Self-Shuffling playing cards on the floor 
and looked out of the tiny window. In the field far below he could see 
a gang of gnomes sneaking one by one back through the Weasleys' 
hedge. Then he turned to look at Ron, who was watching him almost 
nervously, as though waiting for his opinion. 
"It's a bit small," said Ron quickly. "Not like that room you had 
with the Muggles. And I'm right underneath the ghoul in the attic; 
he's always banging on the pipes and groaning ...... 
But Harry, grinning widely, said, "This is the best house I've ever 
been in." 
Ron's ears went pink. . 
C H4 A P T E R V O U R 
AT F L 0 V RR 11 $ H 
AND BLOTTS 
ife at the Burrow was as different as possible from life on Privet 
Drive. The Dursleys liked everything neat and ordered; the Weasleys' 
house burst with the strange and unexpected. Harry got a shock the 
first time he looked in the mirror over the kitchen mantelpiece and it 
shouted, "Tuck your shirt in, scruffy!" The ghoul in the attic howled 
and dropped pipes whenever he felt things were getting too quiet, and 
small explosions from Fred and George's bedroom were considered 
perfectly normal. What Harry found most unusual about life at Ron's, 
however, wasn't the talking mirror or the clanking ghoul: It was the 
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Mrs. Weasley fussed over the state of his socks and tried to force him 
to eat fourth helpings at every meal. Mr. Weasley liked Harry to sit 
next to him at the dinner table so that he could bombard him with 
questions about life with Muggles, asking him to explain how things 
like plugs and the postal service worked. 
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"Fascinating." he would say as Harry talked him through using a 
telephone. "Ingenious, really, how many ways Muggles have found of 
getting along without magic." 
Harry heard from Hogwarts one sunny morning about a week after he 
had arrived at the Burrow. He and Ron went down to breakfast to find 
Mr. and Mrs. Weasley and Ginny already sitting at the kitchen table. 
The moment she saw Harry, Ginny accidentally knocked her porridge 
bowl to the floor with a loud clatter. Ginny seemed very prone to 
knocking things over whenever Harry entered a room. She dived under 
the table to retrieve the bowl and emerged with her face glowing like 
the setting sun. Pretending he hadn't noticed this, Harry sat down and 
took the toast Mrs. Weasley offered him. 
"Letters from school," said Mr. Weasley, passing Harry and Ron 
identical envelopes of yellowish parchment, addressed in green ink. 
"Dumbledore already knows you're here, Harry - doesn't miss a trick, 
that man. You two've got them, too," he added, as Fred and George 
ambled in, still in their pajamas. 
For a few minutes there was silence as they all read their letters. 
Harry's told him to catch the Hogwarts Express as usual from King's 
Cross station on September first. There was also a list of the new 
books he'd need for the coming year. 
SECOND-YEAR STUDENTS WILL REQUIRE: 
The Standard Book of Spells, Grade 2 
by Miranda Goshawk

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Break with a Banshee by Gilderoy Lockhart 
Gadding with Ghouls by Gilderoy Lockhart 
Holidays with Hags by Gilderoy Lockhart 
4 ",3 
Travels with Trolls by Gilderoy Lockhart 
Voyages with Vampires by Gilderoy Lockhart 
Wanderings with Werewolves by Gilderoy Lockhart 
Year with the Yeti by Gilderoy Lockhart 
Fred, who had finished his own list, peered over at Harry's. 
"You've been told to get all Lockhart's books, too!" he said. "The new 
Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher must be a fan - bet it's a 
witch." 
At this point, Fred caught his mother's eye and quickly busied himself 
with the marmalade. 
"That lot won't come cheap," said George, with a quick look at his 
parents. "Lockhart's books are really expensive ...... 
"Well, we'll manage," said Mrs. Weasley, but she looked worried. "I 
expect we'll be able to pick up a lot of Ginny's things secondhand." 
"Oh, are you starting at Hogwarts this year?" Harry asked Ginny. 
She nodded, blushing to the roots of her flaming hair, and put her 
elbow in the butter dish. Fortunately no one saw this except Harry, 
because just then Ron's elder brother Percy walked in. He was 
already dressed, his Hogwarts prefect badge pinned to his sweater 
vest. 
"Morning, all," said Percy briskly. "Lovely day." 
He sat down in the only remaining chair but leapt up again almost 
immediately, pulling from underneath him a moulting, gray feather 
duster - at least, that was what Harry thought it was, until he saw that 
it was breathing. 
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"Errol!" said Ron, taking the limp owl from Percy and extracting a 
letter from under its wing. "Finally - he's got Hermione's answer. I 
wrote to her saying we were going to try and rescue you from the 
Dursleys." 
He carried Errol to a perch just inside the back door and tried to 
stand him on it, but Errol flopped straight off again so Ron lay him on 
the draining board instead, muttering, "Pathetic." Then he ripped 
open Hermione's letter and read it out loud: 
"`Dear Ron, and Harry if you're there, 
"`I hope everything went all right and that Harry is okay and that 
you didn't do anything illegal to get him out, Ron, because that would 
get Harry into trouble, too. I've been really worried and if Harry is all 
right, will you please let me know at once, but perhaps it would be bet 
ter if you used a different owl because I think another delivery might 
finish your one off. 
"'I'm very busy with schoolwork, of course'- How can she be?" said Ron 
in horror. "We're on vacation! - 'and we're going to London next 
Wednesday to buy my new books. Why don't we meet in Diago n Alley? 
"`Let me know what's happening as soon as you can. Love from Hermione. 
"' 
"Well, that fits in nicely, we can go and get all your things then, too," 
said Mrs. Weasley, starting to clear the table. "What're you all up to 
today?" 
Harry, Ron, Fred, and George were planning to go up the hill to a 
small paddock the Weasleys owned. It was surrounded by trees that 
blocked it from view of the village below, meaning that they could 
practice Quidditch there, as long as they didn't fly too high. 
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They couldn't use real Quidditch balls, which would have been hard to 
explain if they had escaped and flown away over the village; instead 
they threw apples for one another to catch. They took turns riding 
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Ron's old Shooting Star was often outstripped by passing butterflies. 
Five minutes later they were marching up the hill, broomsticks over 
their shoulders. They had asked Percy if he wanted to join them, but 
he had said he was busy. Harry had only seen Percy at mealtimes so 
far; he stayed shut in his room the rest of the time. 
"Wish I knew what he was up to," said Fred, frowning. "He's not 
himself. His exam results came the day before you did; twelve 
O.WL.s and he hardly gloated at all." 
"Ordinary Wizarding Levels," George explained, seeing Harry's 
puzzled look. "Bill got twelve, too. If we're not careful, we'll have 
another Head Boy in the family. I don't think I could stand the shame." 
Bill was the oldest Weasley brother. He and the next brother, Charlie, 
had already left Hogwarts. Harry had never met either of them, but 
knew that Charlie was in Romania studying dragons and Bill in Egypt 
working for the wizard's bank, Gringotts. 
"Dunno how Mum and Dad are going to afford all our school stuff this 
year," said George after a while. "Five sets of Lockhart books! And 
Ginny needs robes and a wand and everything ...... 
Harry said nothing. He felt a bit awkward. Stored in an underground 
vault at Gringotts in London was a small fortune that his parents had 
left him. Of course, it was only in the wizarding world that he had 
money; you couldn't use Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts 
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in Muggle shops. He had never mentioned his Gringotts bank account 
to the Dursleys; he didn't think their horror of anything connected with 
magic would stretch to a large pile of gold. 
Mrs. Weasley woke them all early the following Wednesday. After a 
quick half a dozen bacon sandwiches each, they pulled on their coats 
and Mrs. Weasley took a flowerpot off the kitchen mantelpiece and 
peered inside. 
"We're running low, Arthur," she sighed. "We'll have to buy some 
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And she offered him the flowerpot. 
Harry stared at them all watching him. 
"W-what am I supposed to do?" he stammered. 
"He's never traveled by Floo powder," said Ron suddenly. "Sorry, 
Harry, I forgot." 
"Never?" said Mr. Weasley. "But how did you get to Diagon Alley to 
buy your school things last year?" 
"I went on the Underground -" 
"Really?" said Mr. Weasley eagerly. "Were there escapators? How 
exactly -" 
"Not now, Arthur," said Mrs. Weasley. "Floo powder's a lot quicker, 
dear, but goodness me, if you've never used it before -" 
"He'll be all right, Mum," said Fred. "Harry, watch us first." 
He took a pinch of glittering powder out of the flowerpot, stepped up 
to the fire, and threw the powder into the flames. 
With a roar, the fire turned emerald green and rose higher than Fred, 
who stepped right into it, shouted, "Diagon Alley!" and vanished. 
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"You must speak clearly, dear," Mrs. Weasley told Harry as George 
dipped his hand into the flowerpot. "And be sure to get out at the right 
grate ...... 
"The right what?" said Harry nervously as the fire roared and whipped 
George out of sight, too. 
"Well, there are an awful lot of wizard fires to choose from, you know, 
but as long as you've spoken clearly -" 
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Floo powder, too. 
"But, dear, if he got lost, how would we ever explain to his aunt and 
uncle?" 
"They wouldn't mind," Harry reassured her. "Dudley would think it 
was a brilliant joke if I got lost up a chimney, don't worry about that -" 
"Well ... all right ... you go after Arthur," said Mrs. Weasley. "Now, 
when you get into the fire, say where you're going 
"And keep your elbows tucked in," Ron advised. 
"And your eyes shut," said Mrs. Weasley. "The soot -" 
"Don't fidget," said Ron. "Or you might well fall out of the wrong 
fireplace -" 
"But don't panic and get out too early; wait until you see Fred and 
George." 
Trying hard to bear all this in mind, Harry took a pinch of Floo powder 
and walked to the edge of the fire. He took a deep breath, scattered 
the powder into the flames, and stepped forward; the fire felt like a 
warm breeze; he opened his mouth and immediately swallowed a lot 
of hot ash. 
"D-Dia-gon Alley," he coughed. 
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It felt as though he was being sucked down a giant drain. He seemed 
to be spinning very fast - the roaring in his ears was deafening -he 
tried to keep his eyes open but the whirl of green flames made him 
feel sick - something hard knocked his elbow and he tucked it in 
tightly, still spinning and spinning - now it felt as though cold hands 
were slapping his face - squinting through his glasses he saw a blurred 
stream of fireplaces and snatched glimpses of the rooms beyond - his 
bacon sandwiches were churning inside him - he closed his eyes again 
wishing it would stop, and then 
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snap. 
Dizzy and bruised, covered in soot, he got gingerly to his feet, holding 
his broken glasses up to his eyes. He was -,cite alone, but where he 
was, he had no idea. All he could tell was that he was standing in the 
stone fireplace of what looked like a large, dimly lit wizard's shop - but 
nothing in here was ever likely to be on a Hogwarts school list. 
A glass case nearby held a withered hand on a cushion, a bloodstained 
pack of cards, and a staring glass eye. Evil-looking masks stared down 
from the walls, an assortment of human bones lay upon the counter, 
and rusty, spiked instruments hung from the ceiling. Even worse, the 
dark, narrow street Harry could see through the dusty shop window 
was definitely not Diagon Alley. 
The sooner he got out of here, the better. Nose still stinging where it 
had hit the hearth, Harry made his way swiftly and silently toward the 
door, but before he'd got halfway toward it, two people appeared on 
the other side of the glass - and one of them was the 
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very last person Harry wanted to meet when he was lost, covered in 
soot, and wearing broken glasses: Draco Malfoy. 
Harry looked quickly around and spotted a large black cabinet to his 
left; he shot inside it and pulled the doors closed, leaving a small crack 
to peer through. Seconds later, a bell clanged, and Malfoy stepped into 
the shop. 
The man who followed could only be Draco's father. He had the same 
pale, pointed face and identical cold, gray eyes. Mr. Malfoy crossed 
the shop, looking lazily at the items on display, and rang a bell on the 
counter before turning to his son and saying, "Touch nothing, Draco." 
Malfoy, who had reached for the glass eye, said, "I thought you were 
going to buy me a present." 
"I said I would buy you a racing broom," said his father, drumming his 
fingers on the counter. 
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looking sulky and bad-tempered. "Harry Potter got a Nimbus Two 
Thousand last year. Special permission from Dumbledore so he could 
play for Gryffindor. He's not even that good, it's just because he's 
famous ... famous for having a stupid scar on his forehead . . . ." 
Malfoy bent down to examine a shelf full of skulls. 
". . . everyone thinks he's so smart, wonderful Potter with his scar and 
his broomstick -" 
"You have told me this at least a dozen times already," said Mr. 
Malfoy, with a quelling look at his son. "And I would remind you that it 
is not - prudent - to appear less than fond of Harry Potter, not when 
most of our kind regard him as the hero who made the Dark Lord 
disappear - ah, Mr. Borgin." 
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A stooping man had appeared behind the counter, smoothing his 
greasy hair back from his face. 
"Mr. Malfoy, what a pleasure to see you again," said Mr. Borgin in a 
voice as oily as his hair. "Delighted - and young Master Malfoy, too - 
charmed. How may I be of assistance? I must show you, just in today, 
and very reasonably priced -" 
"I'm not buying today, Mr. Borgin, but selling," said Mr. Malfoy. 
"Selling?" The smile faded slightly from Mr. Borgin's face. 
"You have heard, of course, that the Ministry is conducting more 
raids," said Mr. Malfoy, taking a roll of parchment from his inside 
pocket and unraveling it for Mr. Borgin to read. "I have a few - ah - 
items at home that might embarrass me, if the Ministry were to call 
...... 
Mr. Borgin fixed a pair of pince-nez to his nose and looked down the 
list. 
"The Ministry wouldn't presume to trouble you, sir, surely?" 
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"I have not been visited yet. The name Malfoy still commands a 
certain respect, yet the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome. There 
are rumors about a new Muggle Protection Act - no doubt that fleabitten, 
Muggle-loving fool Arthur Weasley is behind it 
Harry felt a hot surge of anger. 
"- and as you see, certain of these poisons might make it appear -" 
"I understand, sir, of course," said Mr. Borgin. "Let me see. . ." 
"Can I have that?" interrupted Draco, pointing at the withered hand on 
its cushion. 
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"Ah, the Hand of Glory!" said Mr. Borgin, abandoning Mr. Malfoy's 
list and scurrying over to Draco. "Insert a candle and it gives light only 
to the holder! Best friend of thieves and plunderers! Your son has fine 
taste, sir." 
"I hope my son will amount to more than a thief or a plunderer, 
Borgin," said Mr. Malfoy coldly, and Mr. Borgin said quickly, "No 
offense, sir, no offense meant -" 
"Though if his grades don't pick up," said Mr. Malfoy, more coldly still, 
"that may indeed be all he is fit for -" 
"It's not my fault," retorted Draco. "The teachers all have favorites, 
that Hermione Granger -" 
"I would have thought you'd be ashamed that a girl of no wizard family 
beat you in every exam," snapped Mr. Malfoy. 
"Ha!" said Harry under his breath, pleased to see Draco looking both 
abashed and angry. 
"It's the same all over," said Mr. Borgin, in his oily voice. "Wizard 
blood is counting for less everywhere -" 
"Not with me," said Mr. Malfoy, his long nostrils flaring.

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"No, sir, nor with me, sir," said Mr. Borgin, with a deep bow. 
"In that case, perhaps we can return to my list," said Mr. Malfoy 
shortly. "I am in something of a hurry, Borgin, I have important 
business elsewhere today -" 
They started to haggle. Harry watched nervously as Draco drew 
nearer and nearer to his hiding place, examining the objects for sale. 
Draco paused to examine a long coil of hangman's rope and to read, 
smirking, the card propped on a magnificent necklace of opals, 
Caution: Do Not Touch. Cursed - Has Claimed the Lives of Nineteen Muggle 
Owners to Date. 
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Draco turned away and saw the cabinet right in front of him. He 
walked forward - he stretched out his hand for the handle 
"Done," said Mr. Malfoy at the counter. "Come, Draco -" 
Harry wiped his forehead on his sleeve as Draco turned away. 
"Good day to you, Mr. Borgin. I'll expect you at the manor tomorrow 
to pick up the goods." 
The moment the door had closed, Mr. Borgin dropped his oily manner. 
"Good day yourself, Mister Malfoy, and if the stories are true, you 
haven't sold me half of what's hidden in your manor ...... 
Muttering darkly, Mr. Borgin disappeared into a back room. Harry 
waited for a minute in case he came back, then, quietly as he could, 
slipped out of the cabinet, past the glass cases, and out of the shop 
door. 
Clutching his broken glasses to his face, Harry stared around. He had 
emerged into a dingy alleyway that seemed to be made up entirely of 
shops devoted to the Dark Arts. The one he'd just left, Borgin and 
Burkes, looked like the largest, but opposite was a nasty window 
display of shrunken heads and, two doors down, a large cage was 
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watching him from the shadow of a doorway, muttering to each other. 
Feeling jumpy, Harry set off, trying to hold his glasses on straight and 
hoping against hope he'd be able to find a way out of here. 
An old wooden street sign hanging over a shop selling poisonous 
candles told him he was in Knockturn Alley. This didn't help, as Harry 
had never heard of such a place. He supposed he hadn't spoken 
clearly enough through his mouthful of ashes 
back in the Weasleys' fire. Trying to stay calm, he wondered what to 
do. 
"Not lost are you, my dear?" said a voice in his ear, making him jump. 
An aged witch stood in front of him, holding a tray of what looked 
horribly like whole human fingernails. She leered at him, showing 
mossy teeth. Harry backed away. 
"I'm fine, thanks," he said. "I'm just -" 
"HARRY! What d'yeh think yer doin' down there?" 
Harry's heart leapt. So did the witch; a load of fingernails cascaded 
down over her feet and she cursed as the massive form of Hagrid, the 
Hogwarts gamekeeper, came striding toward them, beetle-black eyes 
flashing over his great bristling beard. 
"Hagrid!" Harry croaked in relief. "I was lost - Floo powder -" 
Hagrid seized Harry by the scruff of the neck and pulled him away 
from the witch, knocking the tray right out of her hands. Her shrieks 
followed them all the way along the twisting alleyway out into bright 
sunlight. Harry saw a familiar, snow-white marble building in the 
distance - Gringotts Bank. Hagrid had steered him right into Diagon 
Alley. 
"Yer a mess!" said Hagrid gruffly, brushing soot off Harry so 
forcefully he nearly knocked him into a barrel of dragon dung outside 
an apothecary. "Skulkin' around Knockturn Alley, I dunno dodgy place, 
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"I realized that," said Harry, ducking as Hagrid made to brush him off 
again. "I told you, I was lost - what were you doing down there, 
anyway?" 
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"I was lookin' fer a Flesh-Eatin' Slug Repellent," growled Hagrid. 
"They're ruinin' the school cabbages. Yer not on yer own?" 
"I'm staying with the Weasleys but we got separated," Harry explained. 
"I've got to go and find them . . . ." 
They set off together down the street. 
"How come yeh never wrote back ter me?" said Hagrid as Harry 
jogged alongside him (he had to take three steps to every stride of 
Hagrid's enormous boots). Harry explained all about Dobby and the 
Dursleys. 
"Lousy Muggles," growled Hagrid. "If I'd've known -" 
"Harry! Harry! Over here!" 
Harry looked up and saw Hermione Granger standing at the top of the 
white flight of steps to Gringotts. She ran down to meet them, her 
bushy brown hair flying behind her. 
"What happened to your glasses? Hello, Hagrid - Oh, it's wonderful to 
see you two again - Are you coming into Gringotts, Harry?" 
"As soon as I've found the Weasleys," said Harry. 
"Yeh won't have long ter wait," Hagrid said with a grin. 
Harry and Hermione looked around: Sprinting up the crowded street 
were Ron, Fred, George, Percy, and Mr. Weasley. 
"Harry," Mr. Weasley panted. "We hoped you'd only gone one 
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frantic - she's coming now -" 
"Where did you come out?" Ron asked. 
"Knockturn Alley," said Hagrid grimly. 
"Excellent." said Fred and George together. 
"We've never been allowed in," said Ron enviously. 
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"I should ruddy well think not," growled Hagrid. 
Mrs. Weasley now came galloping into view, her handbag swing 
ing wildly in one hand, Ginny just clinging onto the other. 
"Oh, Harry - oh, my dear - you could have been any 
where -" 
Gasping for breath she pulled a large clothes brush out of her 
bag and began sweeping off the soot Hagrid hadn't managed to 
beat away. Mr. Weasley took Harry's glasses, gave them a tap of his 
wand, and returned them, good as new. 
"Well, gotta be off," said Hagrid, who was having his hand 
wrung by Mrs. Weasley ("Knockturn Alley! If you hadn't found 
him, Hagrid!"). "See yer at Hogwarts!" And he strode away, head 
and shoulders taller than anyone else in the packed street. 
"Guess who I saw in Borgin and Burkes?" Harry asked Ron and 
Hermione as they climbed the Gringotts steps. "Malfoy and his fa 
ther." 
"Did Lucius Malfoy buy anything?" said Mr. Weasley sharply 
behind them. 
"No, he was selling =' 
"So he's worried," said Mr. Weasley with grim satisfaction. "Oh, 
I'd love to get Lucius Malfoy for something ...... 
"You be careful, Arthur," said Mrs. Weasley sharply as they were 
bowed into the bank by a goblin at the door. "That family's trou 
ble. Don't go biting off more than you can chew -" 
"So you don't think I'm a match for Lucius Malfoy?" said Mr. 
Weasley indignantly, but he was distracted almost at once by the 
sight of Hermione's parents, who were standing nervously at the 
counter that ran all along the great marble hall, waiting for 
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"But you're Muggles!" said Mr. Weasley delightedly. "We must have a drink! 
What's that you've got there? Oh, you're changing Muggle money. Molly, 
look!" He pointed excitedly at the tenpound notes in Mr. Granger's hand. 
"Meet you back here," Ron said to Hermione as the Weasleys and Harry 
were led off to their underground vaults by another Gringotts goblin. 
The vaults were reached by means of small, goblin-driven carts that sped 
along miniature train tracks through the bank's underground tunnels. 
Harry enjoyed the breakneck journey down to the Weasleys' vault, but felt 
dreadful, far worse than he had in Knockturn Alley, when it was opened. 
There was a very small pile of silver Sickles inside, and just one gold Galleon. 
Mrs. Weasley felt right into the corners before sweeping the whole lot into 
her bag. Harry felt even worse when they reached his vault. He tried to 
block the contents from view as he hastily shoved handfuls of coins into a 
leather bag. 
Back outside on the marble steps, they all separated. Percy muttered 
vaguely about needing a new quill. Fred and George had spotted their 
friend from Hogwarts, Lee Jordan. Mrs. Weasley and Ginny were going to 
a secondhand robe shop. Mr. Weasley was insisting on taking the Grangers 
off to the Leaky Cauldron for a drink. 
"We'll all meet at Flourish and Blotts in an hour to buy your schoolbooks," 
said Mrs. Weasley, setting off with Ginny. "And not one step down 
Knockturn Alley!" she shouted at the twins' retreating backs. 
Harry, Ron, and Hermione strolled off along the winding, cobbled street. 
The bag of gold, silver, and bronze jangling cheerfully 
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in Harry's pocket was clamoring to be spent, so he bought three 
large strawberry-and-peanut-butter ice creams, which they slurped 
happily as they wandered up the alley, examining the fascinating 
shop windows. Ron gazed longingly at a full set of Chudley Can 
non robes in the windows of Quality Quidditch Supplies until 
Hermione dragged them off to buy ink and parchment next door. 
In Gambol and Japes Wizarding Joke Shop, they met Fred, George, 
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Wet-Start, No-Heat Fireworks, and in a tiny junk shop full of bro 
ken wands, lopsided brass scales, and old cloaks covered in potion 
stains they found Percy, deeply immersed in a small and deeply 
boring book called Prefects Who Gained Power. 
`A study of Hogwarts prefects and their later careers, " Ron read 
aloud off the back cover. "That sounds fascinating . . . ." 
"Go away," Percy snapped. 
"'Course, he's very ambitious, Percy, he's got it all planned 
out .... He wants to be Minister of Magic. . . " Ron told Harry 
and Hermione in an undertone as they left Percy to it. 
An hour later, they headed for Flourish and Blotts. They were by 
no means the only ones making their way to the bookshop. As they 
approached it, they saw to their surprise a large crowd jostling out 
side the doors, trying to get in. The reason for this was proclaimed 
by a large banner stretched across the upper windows: 
GILDEROY LOCKHART 
will be signing copies of his autobiography 
MAGICAL ME 
today 12:30 P.m. to 4:30 P.m. 
"We can actually meet him!" Hermione squealed. "I mean, he's 
written almost the whole booklist!" 
The crowd seemed to be made up mostly of witches around Mrs. 
Weasley's age. A harrassed-looking wizard stood at the door, saying, 
"Calmly, please, ladies .... Don't push, there ... mind the books, now . . 
. . " 
Harry, Ron, and Hermione squeezed inside. A long line wound 
right to the back of the shop, where Gilderoy Lockhart was signing 
his books. They each grabbed a copy of The Standard Book of Spells, 
Grade 2 and sneaked up the line to where the rest of the Weasleys 
were standing with Mr. and Mrs. Granger. 
"Oh, there you are, good," said Mrs. Weasley. She sounded breathless 
and kept patting her hair. "We'll be able to see him in a minute ...... 
Gilderoy Lockhart came slowly into view, seated at a table surrounded 
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white teeth at the crowd. The real Lockhart was wearing robes of 
forget-me-not blue that exactly matched his eyes; his pointed wizard's 
hat was set at a jaunty angle on his wavy hair. 
A short, irritable-looking man was dancing around taking photographs 
with a large black camera that emitted puffs of purple smoke with 
every blinding flash. 
"Out of the way, there," he snarled at Ron, moving back to get a better 
shot. "This is for the Daily Prophet -" 
"Big deal," said Ron, rubbing his foot where the photographer had 
stepped on it. 
Gilderoy Lockhart heard him. He looked up. He saw Ron 
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and then he saw Harry. He stared. Then he leapt to his feet and positively 
shouted, "It can't be Harry Potter?" 
The crowd parted, whispering excitedly; Lockhart dived forward, seized 
Harry's arm, and pulled him to the front. The crowd burst into applause. 
Harry's face burned as Lockhart shook his hand for the photographer, who 
was clicking away madly, wafting thick smoke over the Weasleys. 
"Nice big smile, Harry," said Lockhart, through his own gleaming teeth. 
"Together, you and I are worth the front page." 
When he finally let go of Harry's hand, Harry could hardly feel his fingers. 
He tried to sidle back over to the Weasleys, but Lockhart threw an arm 
around his shoulders and clamped him tightly to his side. 
"Ladies and gentlemen," he said loudly, waving for quiet. "What an 
extraordinary moment this is! The perfect moment for me to make a little 
announcement I've been sitting on for some time! 
"When young Harry here stepped into Flourish and Blotts today, he only 
wanted to buy my autobiography -which I shall be happy to present him 
now, free of charge-" The crowd applauded again. "He had no idea," 
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the end of his nose, "that he would shortly be getting much, much more 
than my book, Magical Me. He and his schoolmates will, in fact, be getting 
the real magical me. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I have great pleasure and 
pride in announcing that this September, I will be taking up the post of 
Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft 
and Wizardry!" 
The crowd cheered and clapped and Harry found himself being 
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presented with the entire works of Gilderoy Lockhart. Staggering 
slightly under their weight, he managed to make his way out of the 
limelight to the edge of the room, where Ginny was standing next to 
her new cauldron. 
"You have these," Harry mumbled to her, tipping the books into the 
cauldron. "I'll buy my own -" 
"Bet you loved that, didn't you, Potter?" said a voice Harry had no 
trouble recognizing. He straightened up and found himself face-to-face 
with Draco Malfoy, who was wearing his usual sneer. 
"Famous Harry Potter," said Malfoy. "Can't even go into a bookshop 
without making the front page." 
"Leave him alone, he didn't want all that!" said Ginny. It was the first 
time she had spoken in front of Harry. She was glaring at Malfoy. 
"Potter, you've got yourself a girlfriend!" drawled Malfoy. Ginny went 
scarlet as Ron and Hermione fought their way over, both clutching 
stacks of Lockhart's books. 
"Oh, it's you," said Ron, looking at Malfoy as if he were something 
unpleasant on the sole of his shoe. "Bet you're surprised to see Harry 
here, eh?" 
"Not as surprised as I am to see you in a shop, Weasley," retorted 
Malfoy. "I suppose your parents will go hungry for a month to pay for 
all those." 
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too, and started toward Malfoy, but Harry and Hermione grabbed the 
back of his jacket. 
"Ron!" said Mr. Weasley, struggling over with Fred and George. 
"What are you doing? It's too crowded in here, let's go outside." 
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"Well, well, well - Arthur Weasley." 
It was Mr. Malfoy. He stood with his hand on Draco's shoulder, 
sneering in just the same way. 
"Lucius," said Mr. Weasley, nodding coldly. 
"Busy time at the Ministry, I hear," said Mr. Malfoy. "All those raids 
... I hope they're paying you overtime?" 
He reached into Ginny's cauldron and extracted, from amid the glossy 
Lockhart books, a very old, very battered copy of A Beginner's Guide 
to Transfiguration. 
"Obviously not," Mr. Malfoy said. "Dear me, what's the use of being a 
disgrace to the name of wizard if they don't even pay you well for it?" 
Mr. Weasley flushed darker than either Ron or Ginny. 
"We have a very different idea of what disgraces the name of wizard, 
Malfoy," he said. 
"Clearly," said Mr. Malfoy, his pale eyes straying to Mr. and Mrs. 
Granger, who were watching apprehensively. "The company you 
keep, Weasley ... and I thought your family could sink no lower =' 
There was a thud of metal as Ginny's cauldron went flying; Mr. 
Weasley had thrown himself at Mr. Malfoy, knocking him backward 
into a bookshelf. Dozens of heavy spellbooks came thundering down 
on all their heads; there was a yell of, "Get him, Dad!" from Fred or 
George; Mrs. Weasley was shrieking, "No, Arthur, no!"; the crowd 
stampeded backward, knocking more shelves over; "Gentlemen, 
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"Break it up, there, gents, break it up -" 
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Hagrid was wading toward them through the sea of books. In an instant he had 
pulled Mr. Weasley and Mr. Malfoy apart. Mr. Weasley had a cut lip and Mr. 
Malfoy had been hit in the eye by an Encyclopedia of Toadstools. He was still 
holding Ginny's old Transfiguration book. He thrust it at her, his eyes 
glittering with malice. 
"Here, girl - take your book - it's the best your father can give you -" Pulling 
himself out of Hagrid's grip he beckoned to Draco and swept from the shop. 
"Yeh should've ignored him, Arthur," said Hagrid, almost lifting Mr. Weasley 
off his feet as he straightened his robes. "Rotten ter the core, the whole family, 
everyone knows that - no Malfoy's worth listenin' ter - bad blood, that's what it 
is - come on now - let's get outta here." 
The assistant looked as though he wanted to stop them leaving, but he barely 
came up to Hagrid's waist and seemed to think better of it. They hurried up the 
street, the Grangers shaking with fright and Mrs. Weasley beside herself with 
fury. 
"A fine example to set for your children . . . brawling in public . . . what 
Gilderoy Lockhart must've thought -" 
"He was pleased," said Fred. "Didn't you hear him as we were leaving? He was 
asking that bloke from the Daily Prophet if he'd be able to work the fight into 
his report - said it was all publicity -" 
But it was a subdued group that headed back to the fireside in the Leaky 
Cauldron, where Harry, the Weasleys, and all their shopping would be 
traveling back to the Burrow using Floo powder. They said good-bye to the 
Grangers, who were leaving the pub for the Muggle street on the other side; 
Mr. Weasley started to ask 
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them how bus stops worked, but stopped quickly at the look on Mrs. 
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helping himself to Floo powder. It definitely wasn't his favorite way to 
travel. 
C H-H A P T E RR F I v E 
THE WHOMPING 
WILLOW 
he end of the summer vacation came too quickly for Harry's liking. 
He was looking forward to getting back to Hogwarts, but his month 
at the Burrow had been the happiest of his life. It was difficult not to 
feel jealous of Ron when he thought of the Dursleys and the sort of 
welcome he could expect next time he turned up on Privet Drive. 
On their last evening, Mrs. Weasley conjured up a sumptuous dinner 
that included all of Harry's favorite things, ending with a 
mouthwatering treacle pudding. Fred and George rounded off the 
evening with a display of Filibuster fireworks; they fiIled the kitchen 
with red and blue stars that bounced from ceiling to wall for at least 
half an hour. Then it was time for a last mug of hot chocolate and 
bed. 
It took a long while to get started next morning. They were up at 
dawn, but somehow they still seemed to have a great deal to do. 
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Mrs. Weasley dashed about in a bad mood looking for spare socks and 
quills; people kept colliding on the stairs, half-dressed with bits of toast 
in their hands; and Mr. Weasley nearly broke his neck, tripping over a 
stray chicken as he crossed the yard carrying Ginny's trunk to the car. 
Harry couldn't see how eight people, six large trunks, two owls, and a 
rat were going to fit into one small Ford Anglia. He had reckoned, of 
course, without the special features that Mr. Weasley had added. 
"Not a word to Molly," he whispered to Harry as he opened the. trunk 
and showed him how it had been magically expanded so that the 
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When at last they were all in the car, Mrs. Weasley glanced into the 
back seat, where Harry, Ron, Fred, George, and Percy were all sitting 
comfortably side by side, and said, "Muggles do know more than we 
give them credit for, don't they?" She and Ginny got into the front seat, 
which had been stretched so that it resembled a park bench. "I mean, 
you'd never know it was this roomy from the outside, would you?" 
Mr. Weasley started up the engine and they trundled out of the yard, 
Harry turning back for a last look at the house. He barely had time to 
wonder when he'd see it again when they were back George had 
forgotten his box of Filibuster fireworks. Five minutes after that, they 
skidded to a halt in the yard so that Fred could run in for his 
broomstick. They had almost reached the highway when Ginny 
shrieked that she'd left her diary. By the time she had clambered back 
into the car, they were running very late, and tempers were running 
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Mr. Weasley glanced at his watch and then at his wife. 
"Molly, dear -" 
"No, Arthur -" 
"No one would see - this little button here is an Invisibility Booster I 
installed - that'd get us up in the air - then we fly above the clouds. 
We'd be there in ten minutes and no one would be any the wiser -" 
"I said no, Arthur, not in broad daylight -" 
They reached King's Cross at a quarter to eleven. Mr. Weasley 
dashed across the road to get trolleys for their trunks and they all 
hurried into the station. 
Harry had caught the Hogwarts Express the previous year. The tricky 
part was getting onto platform nine and three-quarters, which wasn't 
visible to the Muggle eye. What you had to do was walk through the 
solid barrier dividing platforms nine and ten. It didn't hurt, but it had to 
be done carefully so that none of the Muggles noticed you vanishing. 
"Percy first," said Mrs. Weasley, looking nervously at the clock

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overhead, which showed they had only five minutes to disappear 
casually through the barrier. 
Percy strode briskly forward and vanished. Mr. Weasley went next; 
Fred and George followed. 
"I'll take Ginny and you two come right after us," Mrs. Weasley told 
Harry and Ron, grabbing Ginny's hand and setting off. In the blink of 
an eye they were gone. 
"Let's go together, we've only got a minute," Ron said to Harry. 
Harry made sure that Hedwig's cage was safely wedged on top of his 
trunk and wheeled his trolley around to face the barrier. He felt 
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perfectly confident; this wasn't nearly as uncomfortable as using Floo 
powder. Both of them bent low over the handles of their trolleys and 
walked purposefully toward the barrier, gathering speed. A few feet 
away from it, they broke into a run and 
CRASH. 
Both trolleys hit the barrier and bounced backward; Ron's trunk fell 
off with a loud thump, Harry was knocked off his feet, and Hedwig's 
cage bounced onto the shiny floor, and she rolled away, shrieking 
indignantly; people all around them stared and a guard nearby yelled, 
"What in blazes d'you think you're doing?" 
"Lost control of the trolley," Harry gasped, clutching his ribs as he 
got up. Ron ran to pick up Hedwig, who was causing such a scene 
that there was a lot of muttering about cruelty to animals from the 
surrounding crowd. 
"Why can't we get through?" Harry hissed to Ron. 
"I dunno -" 
Ron looked wildly around. A dozen curious people were still 
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"We're going to miss the train," Ron whispered. "I don't understand 
why the gateway's sealed itself -" 
Harry looked up at the giant clock with a sickening feeling in the pit 
of his stomach. Ten seconds ... nine seconds ... 
He wheeled his trolley forward cautiously until it was right against the 
barrier and pushed with all his might. The metal remained solid. 
Three seconds . . . two seconds ... one second ... 
"It's gone," said Ron, sounding stunned. "The train's left. What if 
Mum and Dad can't get back through to us? Have you got any 
Muggle money?" 
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And they marched off through the crowd of curious Muggles, out of 
the station and back onto the side road where the old Ford Anglia was 
parked. 
Ron unlocked the cavernous trunk with a series of taps from his wand. 
They heaved their luggage back in, put Hedwig on the back seat, and 
got into the front. 
"Check that no one's watching," said Ron, starting the ignition with 
another tap of his wand. Harry stuck his head out of the window: 
Traffic was rumbling along the main road ahead, but their street was 
empty. 
"Okay," he said. 
Ron pressed a tiny silver button on the dashboard. The car around 
them vanished - and so did they. Harry could feel the seat vibrating 
beneath him, hear the engine, feel his hands on his knees and his 
glasses on his nose, but for all he could see, he had become a pair of 
eyeballs, floating a few feet above the ground in a dingy street full of 
parked cars. 
"Let's go," said Ron's voice from his right. 
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dropping out of sight as the car rose; in seconds, the whole of London 
lay, smoky and glittering, below them. 
Then there was a popping noise and the car, Harry, and Ron 
reappeared. 
"Uh-oh," said Ron, jabbing at the Invisibility Booster. "It's faulty -" 
Both of them pummeled it. The car vanished. Then it flickered back 
again. 
"Hold on!" Ron yelled, and he slammed his foot on the acceler 
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ator; they shot straight into the low, woolly clouds and everything 
turned dull and foggy. 
"Now what?" said Harry, blinking at the solid mass of cloud pressing 
in on them from all sides. 
"We need to see the train to know what direction to go in," said Ron. 
"Dip back down again - quickly -" 
They dropped back beneath the clouds and twisted around in their 
seats, squinting at the ground. 
"I can see it!" Harry yelled. "Right ahead - there!" 
The Hogwarts Express was streaking along below them like a scarlet 
snake. 
"Due north," said Ron, checking the compass on the dashboard. 
"Okay, we'll just have to check on it every half hour or so - hold on 
And they shot up through the clouds. A minute later, they burst out 
into a blaze of sunlight. 
It was a different world. The wheels of the car skimmed the sea of 
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"All we've got to worry about now are airplanes," said Ron. 
They looked at each other and started to laugh; for a long time, they 
couldn't stop. 
It was as though they had been plunged into a fabulous dream. This, 
thought Harry, was surely the only way to travel - past swirls and 
turrets of snowy cloud, in a car full of hot, bright sunlight, with a fat 
pack of toffees in the glove compartment, and the prospect of seeing 
Fred's and George's jealous faces when they 
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landed smoothly and spectacularly on the sweeping lawn in front of 
Hogwarts castle. 
They made regular checks on the train as they flew farther and 
farther north, each dip beneath the clouds showing them a different 
view. London was soon far behind them, replaced by neat green 
fields that gave way in turn to wide, purplish moors, a great city alive 
with cars like multicolored ants, villages with tiny toy churches. 
Several uneventful hours later, however, Harry had to admit that 
some of the fun was wearing off. The toffees had made them 
extremely thirsty and they had nothing to drink. He and Ron had 
pulled off their sweaters, but Harry's T-shirt was sticking to the back 
of his seat and his glasses kept sliding down to the end of his sweaty 
nose. He had stopped noticing the fantastic cloud shapes now and 
was thinking longingly of the train miles below, where you could buy 
ice-cold pumpkin juice from a trolley pushed by a plump witch. Why 
hadn't they been able to get onto platform nine and three-quarters? 
"Can't be much further, can it?" croaked Ron, hours later still, as the 
sun started to sink into their floor of cloud, staining it a deep pink. 
"Ready for another check on the train?" 
It was still right below them, winding its way past a snowcapped 
mountain. It was much darker beneath the canopy of clouds. 
Ron put his foot on the accelerator and drove them upward again, 
but as he did so, the engine began to whine.

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Harry and Ron exchanged nervous glances. 
"It's probably just tired," said Ron. "It's never been this far before 
...... 
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And they both pretended not to notice the whining growing 
louder and louder as the sky became steadily darker. Stars were 
blossoming in the blackness. Harry pulled his sweater back on, try 
ing to ignore the way the windshield wipers were now waving fee 
bly, as though in protest. 
"Not far," said Ron, more to the car than to Harry, "not far 
now," and he patted the dashboard nervously. 
When they flew back beneath the clouds a little while later, they 
had to squint through the darkness for a landmark they knew. 
"There!" Harry shouted, making Ron and Hedwig jump. 
"Straight ahead!" 
Silhouetted on the dark horizon, high on the cliff over the lake, 
stood the many turrets and towers of Hogwarts castle. 
But the car had begun to shudder and was losing speed. 
"Come on," Ron said cajolingly, giving the steering wheel a lit 
tle shake, "nearly there, come on -" 
The engine groaned. Narrow jets of steam were issuing from un 
der the hood. Harry found himself gripping the edges of his seat 
very hard as they flew toward the lake. 
The car gave a nasty wobble. Glancing out of his window, Harry 
saw the smooth, black, glassy surface of the water, a mile below. 
Ron's knuckles were white on the steering wheel. The car wobbled 
again. 
"Come on," Ron muttered. 
They were over the lake - the castle was right ahead - Ron 
put his foot down. 
There was a loud clunk, a splutter, and the engine died com 
pletely. 
"Uh-oh," said Ron, into the silence. 
The nose of the car dropped. They were falling, gathering speed, 
heading straight for the solid castle wall. 
"Noooooo!" Ron yelled, swinging the steering wheel around; they

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missed the dark stone wall by inches as the car turned in a great arc, 
soaring over the dark greenhouses, then the vegetable patch, and then 
out over the black lawns, losing altitude all the time. 
Ron let go of the steering wheel completely and pulled his wand out of 
his back pocket 
"STOP! STOP!" he yelled, whacking the dashboard and the 
windshield, but they were still plummeting, the ground flying up toward 
them 
"WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!" Harry bellowed, lunging for the 
steering wheel, but too late 
CRUNCH. 
With an earsplitting bang of metal on wood, they hit the thick tree 
trunk and dropped to the ground with a heavy jolt. Steam was 
billowing from under the crumpled hood; Hedwig was shrieking in 
terror; a golfball-size lump was throbbing on Harry's head where he 
had hit the windshield; and to his right, Ron let out a low, despairing 
groan. 
"Are you okay?" Harry said urgently. 
"My wand," said Ron, in a shaky voice. "Look at my wand -" 
It had snapped, almost in two; the tip was dangling limply, held on by a 
few splinters. 
Harry opened his mouth to say he was sure they'd be able to mend it 
up at the school, but he never even got started. At that very moment, 
something hit his side of the car with the force of a 
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charging bull, sending him lurching sideways into Ron, just as an 
equally heavy blow hit the roof. 
"What's happen -?" 
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just in time to see a branch as thick as a python smash into it. The tree 
they had hit was attacking them. Its trunk was bent almost double, and 
its gnarled boughs were pummeling every inch of the car it could 
reach. 
"Aaargh!" said Ron as another twisted limb punched a large dent into 
his door; the windshield was now trembling under a hail of blows from 
knuckle-like twigs and a branch as thick as a battering ram was 
pounding furiously on the roof, which seemed to be caving 
"Run for it!" Ron shouted, throwing his full weight against his door, but 
next second he had been knocked backward into Harry's lap by a 
vicious uppercut from another branch. 
"We're done for!" he moaned as the ceiling sagged, but suddenly the 
floor of the car was vibrating - the engine had restarted. 
"Reverse!" Harry yelled, and the car shot backward; the tree was still 
trying to hit them; they could hear its roots creaking as it almost ripped 
itself up, lashing out at them as they sped out of reach. 
"That," panted Ron, "was close. Well done, car -" 
The car, however, had reached the end of its tether. With two sharp 
clunks, the doors flew open and Harry felt his seat tip sideways: Next 
thing he knew he was sprawled on the damp ground. Loud thuds told 
him that the car was ejecting their luggage from the trunk; Hedwig's 
cage flew through the air and burst open; she rose out of it with an 
angry screech and sped off toward the castle 
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without a backward look. Then, dented, scratched, and steaming, 
the car rumbled off into the darkness, its rear lights blazing angrily. 
"Come back!" Ron yelled after it, brandishing his broken wand. 
"Dad'll kill me!" 
But the car disappeared from view with one last snort from its 
exhaust. 
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pick up Scabbers. "Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get 
one that hits back." 
He glanced over his shoulder at the ancient tree, which was still 
flailing its branches threateningly. 
"Come on," said Harry wearily, "we'd better get up to the school 
...... 
It wasn't at all the triumphant arrival they had pictured. Stiff, cold, 
and bruised, they seized the ends of their trunks and began dragging 
them up the grassy slope, toward the great oak front doors. 
"I think the feast's already started," said Ron, dropping his trunk at 
the foot of the front steps and crossing quietly to look through a 
brightly lit window. "Hey - Harry - come and look - it's the Sorting!" 
Harry hurried over and, together, he and Ron peered in at the Great 
Hall. 
Innumerable candles were hovering in midair over four long, 
crowded tables, making the golden plates and goblets sparkle. 
Overhead, the bewitched ceiling, which always mirrored the sky 
outside, sparkled with stars. 
Through the forest of pointed black Hogwarts hats, Harry saw a long 
line of scared-looking first years fiIing into the Hall. Ginny 
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was among them, easily visible because of her vivid Weasley ha-ir. 
Meanwhile, Professor McGonagall, a bespectacled witch with her hair 
in a tight bun, was placing the famous Hogwarts Sorting Hat on a 
stool before the newcomers. 
Every year, this aged old hat, patched, frayed, and dirty, sorted new 
students into the four Hogwarts houses (Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, 
Ravenclaw, and Slytherin). Harry well remembered putting it on, 
exactly one year ago, and waiting, petrified, for its decision as it 
muttered aloud in his ear. For a few horrible seconds he had feared 
that the hat was going to put him in Slytherin, the house that had 
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ended up in Gryffindor, along with Ron, Hermione, and the rest of the 
Weasleys. Last term, Harry and Ron had helped Gryffindor win the 
House Championship, beating Slytherin for the first time in seven 
years. 
A very small, mousy-haired boy had been called forward to place the 
hat on his head. Harry's eyes wandered past him to where Professor 
Dumbledore, the headmaster, sat watching the Sorting from the staff 
table, his long silver beard and half-moon glasses shining brightly in the 
candlelight. Several seats along, Harry saw Gilderoy Lockhart, 
dressed in robes of aquamarine. And there at the end was Hagrid, 
huge and hairy, drinking deeply from his goblet. 
"Hang on. . . " Harry muttered to Ron. "There's an empty chair at the 
staff table .... Where's Snape?" 
Professor Severus Snape was Harry's least favorite teacher. Harry 
also happened to be Snape's least favorite student. Cruel, sarcastic, 
and disliked by everybody except the students from his own house 
(Slytherin), Snape taught Potions. 
"Maybe he's ill!" said Ron hopefully. 
"Maybe he's left," said Ha-rry, "because he missed out on the Defense 
Against Dark Arts job again!" 
"Or he might have been sacked!" said Ron enthusiastically. "I mean, 
everyone hates him -" 
"Or maybe," said a very cold voice right behind them, "he's waiting to 
hear why you two didn't arrive on the school train." 
Harry spun around. There, his black robes rippling in a cold breeze, 
stood Severus Snape. He was a thin man with sallow skin, a hooked 
nose, and greasy, shoulder-length black hair, and at this moment, he 
was smiling in a way that told Harry he and Ron were in very deep 
trouble. 
"Follow me," said Snape. 
Not daring even to look at each other, Harry and Ron followed Snape 
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flaming torches. A delicious smell of food was wafting from the Great 
Hall, but Snape led them away from the warmth and light, down a 
narrow stone staircase that led into the dungeons. 
"In!" he said, opening a door halfway down the cold passageway and 
pointing. 
They entered Snape's office, shivering. The shadowy walls were lined 
with shelves of large glass) ars, in which floated all manner of 
revolting things Harry didn't really want to know the name of at the 
moment. The fireplace was dark and empty. Snape closed the door 
and turned to look at them. 
"So," he said softly, "the train isn't good enough for the famous Harry 
Potter and his faithful sidekick Weasley. Wanted to arrive with a bang, 
did we, boys?" 
"No, sir, it was the barrier at King's Cross, it -" 
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"Silence!" said Snape coldly. "What have you done with the 
car?" 
Ron gulped. This wasn't the first time Snape had given Harry the 
impression of being able to read minds. But a moment later, he un 
derstood, as Snape unrolled today's issue of the Evening Prophet. 
"You were seen," he hissed, showing them the headline: FLY 
ING FORD ANGLIA MYSTIFIES MUGGLES. He began to read 
aloud: "Two Muggles in London, convinced they saw an old car 
flying over the Post Office tower ... at noon in Norfolk, Mrs. 
Hetty Bayliss, while hanging out her washing ... Mr. Angus Fleet, 
of Peebles, reported to police ... Six or seven Muggles in all. I be 
lieve your father works in the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office?" 
he said, looking up at Ron and smiling still more nastily. "Dear, 
dear ... his own son. . . " 
Harry felt as though he'd just been walloped in the stomach by 
one of the mad tree's larger branches. If anyone found out Mr. 
Weasley had bewitched the car ... he hadn't thought of that .... 
"I noticed, in my search of the park, that considerable damage 
seems to have been done to a very valuable Whomping Willow," 
Snape went on. 
"That tree did more damage to us than we -" Ron blurted out.

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"Silence!" snapped Snape again. "Most unfortunately, you are 
not in my House and the decision to expel you does not rest with 
me. I shall go and fetch the people who do have that happy power. 
You will wait here." 
Harry and Ron stared at each other, white-faced. Harry didn't 
feel hungry any more. He now felt extremely sick. He tried not to 
look at a large, slimy something suspended in green liquid on a 
shelf behind Snape's desk. If Snape had gone to fetch Professor 
McGonagall, head of Gryffindor House, they were hardly any better 
off. She might be fairer than Snape, but she was still extremely strict. 
Ten minutes later, Snape returned, and sure enough it was Professor 
McGonagall who accompanied him. Harry had seen Professor 
McGonagall angry on several occasions, but either he had forgotten 
just how thin her mouth could go, or he had never seen her this angry 
before. She raised her wand the moment she entered; Harry and Ron 
both flinched, but she merely pointed it at the empty fireplace, where 
flames suddenly erupted. 
"Sit," she said, and they both backed into chairs by the fire. 
"Explain," she said, her glasses glinting ominously. 
Ron launched into the story, starting with the barrier at the station 
refusing to let them through. 
"
-so we had no choice, Professor, we couldn't get on the train." 
"Why didn't you send us a letter by owl? I believe you have an owl?" 
Professor McGonagall said coldly to Harry. 
Harry gaped at her. Now she said it, that seemed the obvious thing to 
have done. 
"I - I didn't think -" 
"That," said Professor McGonagall, "is obvious." 
There was a knock on the office door and Snape, now looking happier

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than ever, opened it. There stood the headmaster, Professor 
Dumbledore. 
Harry's whole body went numb. Dumbledore was looking unusually 
grave. He stared down his very crooked nose at them, and 
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Harry suddenly found himself wishing he and Ron were still being 
beaten up by the Whomping Willow. 
There was a long silence. Then Dumbledore said, "Please explain why 
you did this." 
It would have been better if he had shouted. Harry hated the 
disappointment in his voice. For some reason, he was unable to look 
Dumbledore in the eyes, and spoke instead to his knees. He told 
Dumbledore everything except that Mr. Weasley owned the 
bewitched car, making it sound as though he and Ron had happened to 
find a flying car parked outside the station. He knew Dumbledore 
would see through this at once, but Dumbledore asked no questions 
about the car. When Harry had finished, he merely continued to peer 
at them through his spectacles. 
"We'll go and get our stuff," said Ron in a hopeless sort of voice. 
"What are you talking about, Weasley?" barked Professor 
McGonagall. 
"Well, you're expelling us, aren't you?" said Ron. 
Harry looked quickly at Dumbledore. 
"Not today, Mr. Weasley," said Dumbledore. "But I must impress upon 
both of you the seriousness of what you have done. I will be writing to 
both your families tonight. I must also warn you that if you do anything 
like this again, I will have no choice but to expel you." 
Snape looked as though Christmas had been canceled. He cleared his 
throat and said, "Professor Dumbledore, these boys have flouted the 
Decree for the Restriction of Underage Wizardry, caused serious 
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"It will be for Professor McGonagall to decide on these boys' 
punishments, Severus," said Dumbledore calmly. "They are in her 
House and are therefore her responsibility." He turned to Professor 
McGonagall. "I must go back to the feast, Minerva, I've got to give 
out a few notices. Come, Severus, there's a delicious-looking cus 
tard tart I want to sample -" 
Snape shot a look of pure venom at Harry and Ron as he allowed 
himself to be swept out of his office, leaving them alone with Pro 
fessor McGonagall, who was still eyeing them like a wrathful eagle. 
"You'd better get along to the hospital wing, Weasley, you're 
bleeding." 
"Not much," said Ron, hastily wiping the cut over his eye with 
his sleeve. "Professor, I wanted to watch my sister being Sorted -" 
"The Sorting Ceremony is over," said Professor McGonagall. 
"Your sister is also in Gryffindor." 
"Oh, good," said Ron. 
"And speaking of Gryffindor -" Professor McGonagall said 
sharply, but Harry cut in: "Professor, when we took the car, term 
hadn't started, so - so Gryffindor shouldn't really have points 
taken from it - should it?" he finished, watching her anxiously. 
Professor McGonagall gave him a piercing look, but he was sure 
she had almost smiled. Her mouth looked less thin, anyway. 
"I will not take any points from Gryffindor," she said, and 
Harry's heart lightened considerably. "But you will both get a de 
tention." 
It was better than Harry had expected. As for Dumbledore's 
writing to the Dursleys, that was nothing. Harry knew perfectly 
well they'd just be disappointed that the Whomping Willow hadn't 
squashed him flat. 
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Professor McGonagall raised her wand again and pointed it at Snape's 
desk. A large plate of sandwiches, two silver goblets, and a jug of-iced 
pumpkin juice appeared with a pop. 
"You will eat in here and then go straight up to your dormitory," she 
said. "I must also return to the feast."

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When the door had closed behind her, Ron let out a long, low whistle. 
"I thought we'd had it," he said, grabbing a sandwich. 
"So did I," said Harry, taking one, too. 
"Can you believe our luck, though?" said Ron thickly through a 
mouthful of chicken and ham. "Fred and George must've flown that 
car five or six times and no Muggle ever saw them." He swallowed 
and took another huge bite. "Why couldn't we get through the barrier?" 
Harry shrugged. "We'll have to watch our step from now on, though," 
he said, taking a grateful swig of pumpkin juice. "Wish we could've 
gone up to the feast ...... 
"She didn't want us showing off," said Ron sagely. "Doesn't want 
people to think it's clever, arriving by flying car." 
When they had eaten as many sandwiches as they could (the plate 
kept refilling itself) they rose and left the office, treading the familiar 
path to Gryffindor Tower. The castle was quiet; it seemed that the 
feast was over. They walked past muttering portraits and creaking 
suits of armor, and climbed narrow flights of stone stairs, until at last 
they reached the passage where the secret entrance to Gryffindor 
Tower was hidden, behind an oil painting of a very fat woman in a 
pink silk dress. 
"Password?" she said as they approached. 
"Er -" said Harry. 
They didn't know the new year's password, not having met a 
Gryffindor prefect yet, but help came almost immediately; they heard 
hurrying feet behind them and turned to see Hermione dashing toward 
them. 
"There you are! Where have you been? The most ridiculous rumors - 
someone said you'd been expelled for crashing a flying car 
"Well, we haven't been expelled," Harry assured her. 
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almost as severe as Professor McGonagall. 
"Skip the lecture," said Ron impatiently, "and tell us the new 
password." 
"It's `wattlebird,"' said Hermione impatiently, "but that's not the point - 
"
Her words were cut short, however, as the portrait of the fat lady 
swung open and there was a sudden storm of clapping. It looked as 
though the whole of Gryffindor House was still awake, packed into 
the circular common room, standing on the lopsided tables and 
squashy armchairs, waiting for them to arrive. Arms reached through 
the portrait hole to pull Harry and Ron inside, leaving Hermione to 
scramble in after then-t. 
"Brilliant!" yelled Lee Jordan. "Inspired! What an entrance! Flying a 
car right into the Whomping Willow, people'll be talking about that 
one for years -" 
"Good for you," said a fifth year Harry had never spoken to; someone 
was patting him on the back as though he'd just won a marathon; 
Fred and George pushed their way to the front of the crowd and said 
together, "Why couldn't we've come in the car, eh?" 
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Ron was scarlet in the face, grinning embarrassedly, but Harry could 
see one person who didn't look happy at all. Percy was visible over 
the heads of some excited first years, and he seemed to be trying to 
get near enough to start telling them off. Harry nudged Ron in the 
ribs and nodded in Percy's direction. Ron got the point at once. 
"Got to get upstairs - bit tired," he said, and the two of them started 
pushing their way toward the door on the other side of the room, 
which led to a spiral staircase and the dormitories. 
"'Night," Harry called back to Hermione, who was wearing a scowl 
just like Percy's. 
They managed to get to the other side of the common room, still 
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They hurried up it, right to the top, and at last reached the door of 
their old dormitory, which now had a sign on it saying SECOND YEARS. 
They entered the familiar, circular room, with its five four-posters 
hung with red velvet and its high, narrow windows. Their trunks had 
been brought up for them and stood at the ends of their beds. 
Ron grinned guiltily at Harry. 
"I know I shouldn't've enjoyed that or anything, but =' 
The dormitory door flew open and in came the other second year 
Gryffindor boys, Seamus Finnigan, Dean Thomas, and Neville 
Longbottom. 
"Unbelievable!" beamed Seamus. 
"Cool," said Dean. 
"Amazing," said Neville, awestruck. 
Harry couldn't help it. He grinned, too. 
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H-H A P T E RR s 1 x 
GILDEROY LOCKHART 
he next day, however, Harry barely grinned once. Things started to go 
downhill from breakfast in the Great Hall. The four long house tables 
were laden with tureens of porridge, plates of kippers, mountains of 
toast, and dishes of eggs and bacon, beneath the enchanted ceiling 
(today, a dull, cloudy gray). Harry and Ron sat down at the Gryffindor 
table next to Hermione, who had her copy of Voyages with Vampires 
propped open against a milk jug. There was a slight stiffness in the 
way she said "Morning," which told Harry that she was still 
disapproving of the way they had arrived. Neville Longbottom, on the 
other hand, greeted them cheerfully. Neville was a round-faced and 
accident-prone boy with the worst memory of anyone Harry had ever 
met. 
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Harry had only just started his porridge when, sure enough, there was 
a rushing sound overhead and a hundred or so owls 
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streamed in, circling the hall and dropping letters and packages into the 
chattering crowd. A big, lumpy package bounced off Neville's head 
and, a second later, something large and gray fell into Hermione's jug, 
spraying them all with milk and feathers. 
"Enrol!" said Ron, pulling the bedraggled owl out by the feet. Errol 
slumped, unconscious, onto the table, his legs in the air and a damp red 
envelope in his beak. 
"Oh, no -" Ron gasped. 
"It's all right, he's still alive," said Hermione, prodding Errol gently with 
the tip of her finger. 
"It's not that - it's that." 
Ron was pointing at the red envelope. It looked quite ordinary to 
Harry, but Ron and Neville were both looking at it as though they 
expected it to explode. 
"What's the matter?" said Harry. 
"She's - she's sent me a Howler," said Ron faintly. 
"You'd better open it, Ron," said Neville in a timid whisper. "It'll be 
worse if you don't My gran sent me one once, and I ignored it and" - 
he gulped - "it was horrible." 
Harry looked from their petrified faces to the red envelope. 
"What's a Howler?" he said. 
But Ron's whole attention was fixed on the letter, which had begun to 
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"Open it," Neville urged. "It'll all be over in a few minutes -" 
Ron stretched out a shaking hand, eased the envelope from Errol's 
beak, and slit it open. Neville stuffed his fingers in his ears. A split 
second later, Harry knew why. He thought for a moment it had 
exploded; a roar of sound fiIled the huge hall, shaking dust from the 
ceiling. 
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"- E CAR, I WO ULDN'T HAVE BEEN S URSTEALING 
THE 
PRISED IF THEY'D EXPELLED YOU, YOU WAIT TILL I GET 
HOLD OF YOU, I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU STOPPED TO 
THINK WHAT YOUR FATHERAND I WENT THROUGH WHEN 
WE SAW IT WAS GONE -" 
Mrs. Weasleys yells, a hundred times louder than usual, made the 
plates and spoons rattle on the table, and echoed deafeningly off the 
stone walls. People throughout the hall were swiveling around to see 
who had received the Howler, and Ron sank so low in his chair that 
only his crimson forehead could be seen. 
"- LETTER FROM DUMBLEDORE LAST NIGHT, I THOUGHT 
YOUR FATHER WOULD DIE OF SHAME, WE DIDN'T BRING 
YOU UP TO BEHAVE LIKE THIS, YOU AND HARRY COULD 
BOTH HAVE DIED -" 
Harry had been wondering when his name was going to crop up. He 
tried very hard to look as though he couldn't hear the voice that was 
making his eardrums throb. 
"-ABSOLUTELYDISGUSTED - YOUR FATHER'S FACING AN 
INQUIRY AT WORK, IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT AND IF 
YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE WE'LL BRING YOU 
STRAIGHT BACK HOME." 
A ringing silence fell. The red envelope, which had dropped from Ron's 
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stunned, as though a tidal wave had just passed over them. A few 
people laughed and, gradually, a babble of talk broke out again. 
Hermione closed Voyages with Vampires and looked down at the top 
of Ron's head. 
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"Well, I don't know what you expected, Ron, but you -" 
"Don't tell me I deserved it," snapped Ron. 
Harry pushed his porridge away. His insides were burning with guilt. 
Mr. Weasley was facing an inquiry at work. After all Mr. and Mrs. 
Weasley had done for him over the summer ... 
But he had no time to dwell on this; Professor McGonagall was 
moving along the Gryffindor table, handing out course schedules. 
Harry took his and saw that they had double Herbology with the 
Hufepuffs first. 
Harry, Ron, and Hermione left the castle together, crossed the 
vegetable patch, and made for the greenhouses, where the magical 
plants were kept. At least the Howler had done one good thing: 
Hermione seemed to think they had now been punished enough and 
was being perfectly friendly again. 
As they neared the greenhouses they saw the rest of the class 
standing outside, waiting for Professor Sprout. Harry, Ron, and 
Hermione had only just joined them when she came striding into view 
across the lawn, accompanied by Gilderoy Lockhart. Professor 
Sprout's arms were full of bandages, and with another twinge of guilt, 
Harry spotted the Whomping Willow in the distance, several of its 
branches now in slings. 
Professor Sprout was a squat little witch who wore a patched hat over 
her flyaway hair; there was usually a large amount of earth on her 
clothes and her fingernails would have made Aunt Petunia faint. 
Gilderoy Lockhart, however, was immaculate in sweeping robes of 
turquoise, his golden hair shining under a perfectly positioned turquoise 
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"Oh, hello there!" he called, beaming around at the assembled 
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students. "Just been showing Professor Sprout the right way to doctor 
a Whomping Willow! But I don't want you running away with the idea 
that I'm better at Herbology than she is! I just happen to have met 
several of these exotic plants on my travels . . ." 
"Greenhouse three today, chaps!" said Professor Sprout, who was 
looking distinctly disgruntled, not at all her usual cheerful self. 
There was a murmur of interest. They had only ever worked in 
greenhouse one before - greenhouse three housed far more interesting 
and dangerous plants. Professor Sprout took a large key from her belt 
and unlocked the door. Harry caught a whiff of damp earth and 
fertilizer mingling with the heavy perfume of some giant, umbrellasized 
flowers dangling from the ceiling. He was about to follow Ron 
and Hermione inside when Lockhart's hand shot out. 
"Harry! I've been wanting a word - you don't mind if he's a couple of 
minutes late, do you, Professor Sprout?" 
Judging by Professor Sprout's scowl, she did mind, but Lockhart said, 
"That's the ticket," and closed the greenhouse door in her face. 
"Harry," said Lockhart, his large white teeth gleaming in the sunlight 
as he shook his head. "Harry, Harry, Harry." 
Completely nonplussed, Harry said nothing. 
"When I heard -well, of course, it was all my fault. Could have kicked 
myself." 
Harry had no idea what he was talking about. He was about to say so 
when Lockhart went on, "Don't know when I've been more shocked. 
Flying a car to Hogwarts! Well, of course, I knew at once why you'd 
done it. Stood out a mile. Harry, Harry, Harry." 
It was remarkable how he could show every one of those brilliant 
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"Gave you a taste for publicity, didn't I?" said Lockhart. "Gave 
you the bug. You got onto the front page of the paper with me and 
you couldn't wait to do it again." 
"Oh, no, Professor, see -" 
"Harry, Harry, Harry," said Lockhart, reaching out and grasping 
his shoulder. "I understand. Natural to want a bit more once you've 
had that first taste - and I blame myself for giving you that, be 
cause it was bound to go to your head - but see here, young man, 
you can't start flying cars to try and get yourself noticed. Just calm 
down, all right? Plenty of time for all that when you're older. Yes, 
yes, I know what you're thinking! 'It's all right for him, he's an in 
ternationally famous wizard already!' But when I was twelve, I was 
just as much of a nobody as you are now. In fact, Id say I was even 
more of a nobody! I mean, a few people have heard of you, haven't 
they? All that business with He-\"o-Must-Not-Be-Named!" He 
glanced at the lightning scar on Harry's forehead. "I know, I 
know - it's not quite as good as winning Witch Weekly's Most 
Charming-Smile Award five times in a row, as I have - but it's a 
start, Harry, it's a start." 
He gave Harry a hearty wink and strode off. Harry stood 
stunned for a few seconds, then, remembering he was supposed to 
be in the greenhouse, he opened the door and slid inside. 
Professor Sprout was standing behind a trestle bench in the cen 
ter of the greenhouse. About twenty pairs of different-colored ear 
muffs were lying on the bench. When Harry had taken his place 
between Ron and Hermione, she said, "We'll be repotting Man 
drakes today. Now, who can tell me the properties of the Man 
drake?" 
To nobody's surprise, Hermione's hand was first into the air. 
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"Mandrake, or Mandragora, is a powerful restorative," said Hermione, 
sounding as usual as though she had swallowed the textbook. "It is 
used to return people who have been transfigured or cursed to their 
original state." 
"Excellent. Ten points to Gryffindor," said Professor Sprout. "The 
Mandrake forms an essential part of most antidotes. It is also, 
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Hermione's hand narrowly missed Harry's glasses as it shot up again. 
"The cry of the Mandrake is fatal to anyone who hears it," she said 
promptly. 
"Precisely. Take another ten points," said Professor Sprout. "Now, the 
Mandrakes we have here are still very young." 
She pointed to a row of deep trays as she spoke, and everyone 
shuffled forward for a better look. A hundred or so tufty little plants, 
purplish green in color, were growing there in rows. They looked quite 
unremarkable to Harry, who didn't have the slightest idea what 
Hermione meant by the "cry" of the Mandrake. 
"Everyone take a pair of earmuffs," said Professor Sprout. 
There was a scramble as everyone tried to seize a pair that wasn't 
pink and fluffy. 
"When I tell you to put them on, make sure your ears are completely 
covered," said Professor Sprout. "When it is safe to remove them, I 
will give you the thumbs-up. Right - earmuffs on." 
Harry snapped the earmuffs over his ears. They shut out sound 
completely. Professor Sprout put the pink, fluffy pair over her own 
ears, rolled up the sleeves of her robes, grasped one of the tufty plants 
firmly, and pulled hard. 
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Harry let out a gasp of surprise that no one could hear. 
Instead of roots, a small, muddy, and extremely ugly baby popped out 
of the earth. The leaves were growing right out of his head. He had 
pale green, mottled skin, and was clearly bawling at the top of his 
lungs. 
Professor Sprout took a large plant pot from under the table and 
plunged the Mandrake into it, burying him in dark, damp compost until 
only the tufted leaves were visible. Professor Sprout dusted off her 
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"As our Mandrakes are only seedlings, their cries won't kill yet," she 
said calmly as though she'd just done nothing more exciting than water 
a begonia. "However, they will knock you out for several hours, and as 
I'm sure none of you want to miss your first day back, make sure your 
earmuffs are securely in place while you work. I will attract your 
attention when it is time to pack up. 
"Four to a tray - there is a large supply of pots here - compost in the 
sacks over there - and be careful of the Venemous Tentacula, it's 
teething." 
She gave a sharp slap to a spiky, dark red plant as she spoke, making 
it draw in the long feelers that had been inching sneakily over her 
shoulder. 
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were joined at their tray by a curly-haired 
Hufflepuff boy Harry knew by sight but had never spoken to. 
"Justin Finch-Fletchley," he said brightly, shaking Harry by the hand. 
"Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter... And you're 
Hermione Granger - always top in everything" 
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(Hermione beamed as she had her hand shaken too) "- and Ron 
Weasley. Wasn't that your flying car?" 
Ron didn't smile. The Howler was obviously still on his mind. 
"That Lockhart's something, isn't he?" said Justin happily as they 
began fiIling their plant pots with dragon dung compost. "Awfully 
brave chap. Have you read his books? Id have died of fear if Id been 
cornered in a telephone booth by a werewolf, but he stayed cool and - 
zap - just fantastic. 
"My name was down for Eton, you know. I can't tell you how glad I 
am I came here instead. Of course, Mother was slightly disappointed, 
but since I made her read Lockhart's books I think she's begun to see 
how useful it'll be to have a fully trained wizard in the family . . . ." 
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back on and they needed to concentrate on the Mandrakes. Professor 
Sprout had made it look extremely easy, but it wasn't. The Mandrakes 
didn't like coming out of the earth, but didn't seem to want to go back 
into it either. They squirmed, kicked, flailed their sharp little fists, and 
gnashed their teeth; Harry spent ten whole minutes trying to squash a 
particularly fat one into a pot. 
By the end of the class, Harry, like everyone else, was sweaty, 
aching, and covered in earth. Everyone traipsed back to the castle for 
a quick wash and then the Gryffindors hurried off to Transfiguration. 
Professor McGonagall's classes were always hard work, but today 
was especially difficult. Everything Harry had learned last year 
seemed to have leaked out of his head during the summer. He was 
supposed to be turning a beetle into a button, but all he managed 
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to do was give his beetle a lot of exercise as it scuttled over the 
desktop avoiding his wand. 
Ron was having far worse problems. He had patched up his wand 
with some borrowed Spellotape, but it seemed to be damaged beyond 
repair. It kept crackling and sparking at odd moments, and every time 
Ron tried to transfigure his beetle it engulfed him in thick gray smoke 
that smelled of rotten eggs. Unable to see what he was doing, Ron 
accidentally squashed his beetle with his elbow and had to ask for a 
new one. Professor McGonagall wasn't pleased. 
Harry was relieved to hear the lunch bell. His brain felt like a wrung 
sponge. Everyone fiIed out of the classroom except him and Ron, who 
was whacking his wand furiously on the desk. 
"Stupid - useless - thing -" 
"Write home for another one," Harry suggested as the wand let off a 
volley of bangs like a firecracker. 
"Oh, yeah, and get another Howler back," said Ron, stuffing the now 
hissing wand into his bag. " `It's your own fault your wand got snapped - 
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They went down to lunch, where Ron's mood was not improved by 
Hermione's showing them the handful of perfect coat buttons she had 
produced in Transfiguration. 
"What've we got this afternoon?" said Harry, hastily changing the 
subject. 
"Defense Against the Dark Arts," said Hermione at once. 
"Why, "demanded Ron, seizing her schedule, "have you outlined all 
Lockhart's lessons in little hearts?" 
Hermione snatched the schedule back, blushing furiously. 
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They finished lunch and went outside into the overcast courtyard. 
Hermione sat down on a stone step and buried her nose in Voyages 
with Vampires again. Harry and Ron stood talking about Quidditch for 
several minutes before Harry became aware that he was being closely 
watched. Looking up, he saw the very small, mousy-haired boy he'd 
seen trying on the Sorting Hat last night staring at Harry as though 
transfixed. He was clutching what looked like an ordinary Muggle 
camera, and the moment Harry looked at him, he went bright red. 
"All right, Harry? I'm -I'm Colin Creevey," he said breathlessly, taking 
a tentative step forward. "I'm in Gryffindor, too. D'you think - would it 
be all right if - can I have a picture?" he said, raising the camera 
hopefully. 
"A picture?" Harry repeated blankly. 
"So I can prove I've met you," said Colin Creevey eagerly, edging 
further forward. "I know all about you. Everyone's told me. About 
how you survived when You-Know-Who tried to kill you and how he 
disappeared and everything and how you've still got a lightning scar on 
your forehead" (his eyes raked Harry's hairline) "and a boy in my 
dormitory said if I develop the film in the right potion, the pictures'll 
move." Colin drew a great shuddering breath of excitement and said, 
"It's amazing here, isn't it? I never knew all the odd stuff I could do 
was magic till I got the letter from Hogwarts. My dad's a milkman, he 
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to him. And it'd be really good if I had one of you" - he looked 
imploringly at Harry - "maybe your friend could take it and I could 
stand next to you? And then, could you sign it?" 
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"Signed photos? You're giving out signed photos, Potter?" 
Loud and scathing, Draco Malfoy's voice echoed around the 
courtyard. He had stopped right behind Colin, flanked, as he always 
was at Hogwarts, by his large and thuggish cronies, Crabbe and 
Goyle. 
"Everyone line up!" Malfoy roared to the crowd. "Harry Potter's 
giving out signed photos!" 
"No, I'm not," said Harry angrily, his fists clenching. "Shut up, 
Malfoy." 
"You're just jealous," piped up Colin, whose entire body was about 
as thick as Crabbe's neck. 
`jealous?"said Malfoy, who didn't need to shout anymore: half the 
courtyard was listening in. "Of what? I don't want a foul scar right 
across my head, thanks. I don't think getting your head cut open 
makes you that special, myself." 
Crabbe and Goyle were sniggering stupidly. 
"Eat slugs, Malfoy," said Ron angrily. Crabbe stopped laughing and 
started rubbing his knuckles in a menacing way. 
"Be careful, Weasley," sneered Malfoy. "You don't want to start any 
trouble or your Mommy'll have to come and take you away from 
school." He put on a shrill, piercing voice. "Ifyou put another toe 
out of line' - " 
A knot of Slytherin fifth-years nearby laughed loudly at this. 
"Weasley would like a signed photo, Potter," smirked Malfoy. "It'd 
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Ron whipped out his Spellotaped wand, but Hermione shut Voyages 
with Vampires with a snap and whispered, "Look out!" 
"What's all this, what's all this?" Gilderoy Lockhart was striding 
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toward them, his turquoise robes swirling behind him. "Who's giv 
ing out signed photos?" 
Harry started to speak but he was cut short as Lockhart flung an 
arm around his shoulders and thundered jovially, "Shouldn't have 
asked! We meet again, Harry!" 
Pinned to Lockhart's side and burning with humiliation, Harry 
saw Malfoy slide smirking back into the crowd. 
"Come on then, Mr. Creevey," said Lockhart, beaming at Colin. 
"A double portrait, can't do better than that, and we'll both sign it 
for you." 
Colin fumbled for his camera and took the picture as the bell 
rang behind them, signaling the start of afternoon classes. 
"Off you go, move along there," Lockhart called to the crowd, 
and he set off back to the castle with Harry, who was wishing he 
knew a good Vanishing Spell, still clasped to his side. 
"A word to the wise, Harry," said Lockhart paternally as they 
entered the building through a side door. "I covered up for you 
back there with young Creevey - if he was photographing me, 
too, your schoolmates won't think you're setting yourself up so 
much . . . ." 
Deaf to Harry's stammers, Lockhart swept him down a corridor 
lined with staring students and up a staircase. 
"Let me just say that handing out signed pictures at this stage of 
your career isn't sensible - looks a tad bigheaded, Harry, to be 
frank. There may well come a time when, like me, you'll need to 
keep a stack handy wherever you go, but" - he gave a little chor 
tle - "I don't think you're quite there yet." 
They had reached Lockhart's classroom and he let Harry go at 
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last. Harry yanked his robes straight and headed for a seat at the very 
back of the class, where he busied himself with piling all seven of 
Lockhart's books in front of him, so that he could avoid looking at the 
real thing.

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The rest of the class came clattering in, and Ron and Hermione sat 
down on either side of Harry. 
"You could've fried an egg on your face" said Ron. "You'd better hope 
Creevey doesn't meet Ginny, or they'll be starting a Harry Potter fan 
club." 
"Shut up," snapped Harry. The last thing he needed was for Lockhart 
to hear the phrase "Harry Potter fan club." 
When the whole class was seated, Lockhart cleared his throat loudly 
and silence fell. He reached forward, picked up Neville Longbottom's 
copy of Travels with Trolls, and held it up to show his own, winking 
portrait on the front. 
"Me," he said, pointing at it and winking as well. "Gilderoy Lockhart, 
Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force 
Defense League, and five-time winner of Witch Weekly's Most- 
Charming-Smile Award - but I don't talk about that. I didn't get rid of 
the Bandon Banshee by smiling at her!" 
He waited for them to laugh; a few people smiled weakly. 
"I see you've all bought a complete set of my books -well done. I 
thought we'd start today with a little quiz. Nothing to worry about 
just to check how well you've read them, how much you've taken in -" 
When he had handed out the test papers he returned to the front of 
the class and said, "You have thirty minutes - start - now!" 
Harry looked down at his paper and read: 
1. What is Gilderoy Lockhart 's favorite color? 
2. What is Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ambition? 
3. What, in your opinion, is Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest 
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On and on it went, over three sides of paper, right down to: 
54. When is Gilderoy Lockhart's birthday, and what would his 
ideal gift be? 
Half an hour later, Lockhart collected the papers and rifled through 
them in front of the class. 
"Tut, tut - hardly any of you remembered that my favorite color is 
lilac. I say so in Year with the Yeti. And a few of you need to read 
Wanderings with Werewolves more carefully - I clearly state in chapter 
twelve that my ideal birthday gift would be harmony between all 
magic and non-magic peoples - though I wouldn't say no to a large 
bottle of Ogdeds Old Firewhisky!" 
He gave them another roguish wink. Ron was now staring at 
Lockhart with an expression of disbelief on his face; Seamus 
Finnigan and Dean Thomas, who were sitting in front, were shaking 
with silent laughter. Hermione, on the other hand, was listening to 
Lockhart with rapt attention and gave a start when he mentioned her 
name. 
". . . but Miss Hermione Granger knew my secret ambition is to rid the 
world of evil and market my own range of hair-care potions - good 
girl! In fact" - he flipped her paper over - "full marks! Where is Miss 
Hermione Granger?" 
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Hermione raised a trembling hand. 
"Excellent!" beamed Lockhart. "Quite excellent! Take ten points for 
Gryffindor! And so - to business -" 
He bent down behind his desk and lifted a large, covered cage onto it. 
"Now - be warned! It is my job to arm you against the foulest 
creatures known to wizardkind! You may find yourselves facing your 
worst fears in this room. Know only that no harm can befall you whilst 
I am here. All I ask is that you remain calm." 
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look at the cage. Lockhart placed a hand on the cover. Dean and 
Seamus had stopped laughing now. Neville was cowering in his front 
row seat. 
"I must ask you not to scream," said Lockhart in a low voice. "It might 
provoke them." 
As the whole class held its breath, Lockhart whipped off the cover. 
"Yes," he said dramatically. "Freshly caught Cornish pixies. " 
Seamus Finnigan couldn't control himself. He let out a snort of 
laughter that even Lockhart couldn't mistake for a scream of terror. 
"Yes?" He smiled at Seamus. 
"Well, they're not - they're not very - dangerous, are they?" Seamus 
choked. 
"Don't be so sure!" said Lockhart, waggling a finger annoyingly at 
Seamus. "Devilish tricky little blighters they can be!" 
The pixies were electric blue and about eight inches high, with pointed 
faces and voices so shrill it was like listening to a lot of budgies 
arguing. The moment the cover had been removed, they 
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had started jabbering and rocketing around, rattling the bars and 
making bizarre faces at the people nearest them. 
"Right, then," Lockhart said loudly. "Let's see what you make of 
them!" And he opened the cage. 
It was pandemonium. The pixies shot in every direction like rockets. 
Two of them seized Neville by the ears and lifted him into the air. 
Several shot straight through the window, showering the back row 
with broken glass. The rest proceeded to wreck the classroom more 
effectively than a rampaging rhino. They grabbed ink bottles and 
sprayed the class with them, shredded books and papers, tore pictures 
from the walls, up-ended the waste basket, grabbed bags and books 
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class was sheltering under desks and Neville was swinging from the 
iron chandelier in the ceiling. 
"Come on now - round them up, round them up, they're only pixies," 
Lockhart shouted. 
He rolled up his sleeves, brandished his wand, and bellowed, 
"Peskipiksi Pesternomi!" 
It had absolutely no effect; one of the pixies seized his wand and 
threw it out of the window, too. Lockhart gulped and dived under his 
own desk, narrowly avoiding being squashed by Neville, who fell a 
second later as the chandelier gave way. 
The bell rang and there was a mad rush toward the exit. In the relative 
calm that followed, Lockhart straightened up, caught sight of Harry, 
Ron, and Hermione, who were almost at the door, and said, "Well, I'll 
ask you three to just nip the rest of them back into their cage." He 
swept past them and shut the door quickly behind him. 
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"Can you believe him?" roared Ron as one of the remaining pixies bit 
him painfully on the ear. 
"He just wants to give us some hands-on experience," said Hermione, 
immobilizing two pixies at once with a clever Freezing Charm and 
stuffing them back into their cage. 
"Hands on? "said Harry, who was trying to grab a pixie dancing out of 
reach with its tongue out. "Hermione, he didn't have a clue what he 
was doing -" 
"Rubbish," said Hermione. "You've read his books - look at all those 
amazing things he's done -" 
"He says he's done," Ron muttered. 
arry spent a lot of time over the next few days dodging out of sight 
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to avoid was Colin Creevey, who seemed to have memorized Harry's 
schedule. Nothing seemed to give Colin a bigger thrill than to say, "All 
right, Harry?" six or seven times a day and hear, "Hello, Colin," back, 
however exasperated Harry sounded when he said it. 
Hedwig was still angry with Harry about the disasterous car journey 
and Ron's wand was still malfunctioning, surpassing itself on Friday 
morning by shooting out of Ron's hand in Charms and hitting tiny old 
Professor Flitwick squarely between the eyes, creating a large, 
throbbing green boil where it had struck. So with one thing and 
another, Harry was quite glad to reach the weekend. He, Ron, and 
Hermione were planning to visit Hagrid on Saturday morning. Harry, 
however, was shaken awake several hours earlier 
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than he would have liked by Oliver Wood, Captain of the Gryffindor 
Quidditch team. 
"Whassamatter?" said Harry groggily. 
"Quidditch practice!" said Wood. "Come on!" 
Harry squinted at the window. There was a thin mist hanging across 
the pink-and-gold sky. Now that he was awake, he couldn't 
understand how he could have slept through the racket the birds were 
making. 
"Oliver," Harry croaked. "It's the crack of dawn." 
"Exactly," said Wood. He was a tall and burly sixth year and, at the 
moment, his eyes were gleaming with a crazed enthusiasm. "It's part 
of our new training program. Come on, grab your broom, and let's go," 
said Wood heartily. "None of the other teams have started training yet; 
we're going to be first off the mark this year -" 
Yawning and shivering slightly, Harry climbed out of bed and tried to 
find his Quidditch robes. 
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When he'd found his scarlet team robes and pulled on his cloak for 
warmth, Harry scribbled a note to Ron explaining where he'd gone and 
went down the spiral staircase to the common room, his Nimbus Two 
Thousand on his shoulder. He had just reached the portrait hole when 
there was a clatter behind him and Colin Creevey came dashing down 
the spiral staircase, his camera swinging madly around his neck and 
something clutched in his hand. 
"I heard someone saying your name on the stairs, Harry! Look what 
I've got here! I've had it developed, I wanted to show you -" 
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Harry looked bemusedly at the photograph Colin was brandishing 
under his nose. 
A moving, black-and-white Lockhart was tugging hard on an arm 
Harry recognized as his own. He was pleased to see that his 
photographic self was putting up a good fight and refusing to be 
dragged into view. As Harry watched, Lockhart gave up and 
slumped, panting, against the white edge of the picture. 
"Will you sign it?" said Colin eagerly. 
"No," said Harry flatly, glancing around to check that the room was 
really deserted. "Sorry, Colin, I'm in a hurry - Quidditch practice -" 
He climbed through the portrait hole. 
"Oh, wow! Wait for me! I've never watched a Quidditch game 
before!" 
Colin scrambled through the hole after him. 
"It'll be really boring," Harry said quickly, but Colin ignored him, his 
face shining with excitement. 
"You were the youngest House player in a hundred years, weren't 
you, Harry? Weren't you?" said Colin, trotting alongside him. "You 
must be brilliant. I've never flown. Is it easy? Is that your own 
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Harry didn't know how to get rid of him. It was like having an 
extremely talkative shadow. 
"I don't really understand Quidditch," said Colin breathlessly. "Is it 
true there are four balls? And two of them fly around trying to knock 
people off their brooms?" 
"Yes," said Harry heavily, resigned to explaining the complicated 
rules of Quidditch. "They're called Bludgers. There are two Beaters 
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on each team who carry clubs to beat the Bludgers away from their 
side. Fred and George Weasley are the Gryffindor Beaters." 
"And what are the other balls for?" Colin asked, tripping down a 
couple of steps because he was gazing open-mouthed at Harry. 
"Well, the Quafe - that's the biggish red one - is the one that scores 
goals. Three Chasers on each team throw the Quaffle to each other 
and try and get it through the goal posts at the end of the pitch - 
they're three long poles with hoops on the end." 
"And the fourth ball -" 
"- is the Golden Snitch," said Harry, "and it's very small, very fast, and 
difficult to catch. But that's what the Seeker's got to do, because a 
game of Quidditch doesn't end until the Snitch has been caught. And 
whichever team's Seeker gets the Snitch earns his team an extra 
hundred and fifty points." 
"And you're the Gryffindor Seeker, aren't you?" said Colin in awe. 
"Yes," said Harry as they left the castle and started across the dewdrenched 
grass. "And there's the Keeper, too. He guards the goal 
posts. That's it, really." 
But Colin didn't stop questioning Harry all the way down the sloping 
lawns to the Quidditch field, and Harry only shook him off when he 
reached the changing rooms; Colin called after him in a piping voice, 
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The rest of the Gryffindor team were already in the changing room. 
Wood was the only person who looked truly awake. Fred and George 
Weasley were sitting, puffy-eyed and touslehaired, next to fourth year 
Alicia Spinnet, who seemed to be nodding off against the wall behind 
her. Her fellow Chasers, Katie 
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Bell and Angelina Johnson, were yawning side by side opposite 
them. 
"There you are, Harry, what kept you?" said Wood briskly. "Now, I 
wanted a quick talk with you all before we actually get onto the field, 
because I spent the summer devising a whole new training program, 
which I really think will make all the difference .... 
Wood was holding up a large diagram of a Quidditch field, on which 
were drawn many lines, arrows, and crosses in differentcolored inks. 
He took out his wand, tapped the board, and the arrows began to 
wiggle over the diagram like caterpillars. As Wood launched into a 
speech about his new tactics, Fred Weasley's head drooped right 
onto Alicia Spinnet's shoulder and he began to snore. 
The first board took nearly twenty minutes to explain, but there was 
another board under that, and a third under that one. Harry sank into 
a stupor as Wood droned on and on. 
"So," said Wood, at long last, jerking Harry from a wistful fantasy 
about what he could be eating for breakfast at this very moment up 
at the castle. "Is that clear? Any questions?" 
"I've got a question, Oliver," said George, who had woken with a 
start. "Why couldn't you have told us all this yesterday when we 
were awake?" 
Wood wasn't pleased. 
"Now, listen here, you lot," he said, glowering at them all. "We 
should have won the Quidditch cup last year. We're easily the best 
team. But unfortunately -owing to circumstances beyond our control - 
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Harry shifted guiltily in his seat. He had been unconscious in the 
hospital wing for the final match of the previous year, meaning that 
Gryffindor had been a player short and had suffered their worst 
defeat in three hundred years. 
Wood took a moment to regain control of himself. Their last defeat 
was clearly still torturing him. 
"So this year, we train harder than ever before .... Okay, let's go and 
put our new theories into practice!" Wood shouted, seizing his 
broomstick and leading the way out of the locker rooms. Stifflegged 
and still yawning, his team followed. 
They had been in the locker room so long that the sun was up 
completely now, although remnants of mist hung over the grass in the 
stadium. As Harry walked onto the field, he saw Ron and Hermione 
sitting in the stands. 
"Aren't you finished yet?" called Ron incredulously. 
"Haven't even started," said Harry, looking jealously at the toast and 
marmalade Ron and Hermione had brought out of the Great Hall. 
"Wood's been teaching us new moves." 
He mounted his broomstick and kicked at the ground, soaring up into 
the air. The cool morning air whipped his face, waking him far more 
effectively than Wood's long talk. It felt wonderful to be back on the 
Quidditch field. He soared right around the stadium at full speed, 
racing Fred and George. 
"What's that funny clicking noise?" called Fred as they hurtled around 
the corner. 
Harry looked into the stands. Colin was sitting in one of the highest 
seats, his camera raised, taking picture after picture, the sound 
strangely magnified in the deserted stadium. 
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"Look this way, Harry! This way!" he cried shrilly. 
"Who's that?" said Fred. 
"No idea," Harry lied, putting on a spurt of speed that took him as far 
away as possible from Colin. 
"What's going on?" said Wood, frowning, as he skimmed through the 
air toward them. "Why's that first year taking pictures? I don't like it. 
He could be a Slytherin spy, trying to find out about our new training 
program." 
"He's in Gryffindor," said Harry quickly. 
"And the Slytherins don't need a spy, Oliver," said George. 
"What makes you say that?" said Wood testily. 
"Because they're here in person," said George, pointing. 
Several people in green robes were walking onto the field, broomsticks 
in their hands. 
"I don't believe it!" Wood hissed in outrage. "I booked the field for 
today! We'll see about this!" 
Wood shot toward the ground, landing rather harder than he meant to 
in his anger, staggering slightly as he dismounted. Harry, Fred, and 
George followed. 
"Flint!" Wood bellowed at the Slytherin Captain. "This is our practice 
time! We got up specially! You can clear off now!" 
Marcus Flint was even larger than Wood. He had a look of trollish 
cunning on his face as he replied, "Plenty of room for all of us, Wood." 
Angelina, Alicia, and Katie had come over, too. There were no girls 
on the Slytherin team, who stood shoulder to shoulder, facing the 
Gryffindors, leering to a man. 
"But I booked the field!" said Wood, positively spitting with rage. "I 
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"Ah," said Flint. "But I've got a specially signed note here from 
Professor Snape. `I, Professor S. Snape, give the Slytherin team 
permission to practice today on the Quidditch field owing to the need to 
train their new Seeker."' 
"You've got a new Seeker?" said Wood, distracted. "Where?" 
And from behind the six large figures before them came a seventh, 
smaller boy, smirking all over his pale, pointed face. It was Draco 
Malfoy. 
"Aren't you Lucius Malfoy's son?" said Fred, looking at Malfoy with 
dislike. 
"Funny you should mention Draco's father," said Flint as the whole 
Slytherin team smiled still more broadly. "Let me show you the 
generous gift he's made to the Slytherin team." 
All seven of them held out their broomsticks. Seven highly polished, 
brand-new handles and seven sets of fine gold lettering spelling the 
words Nimbus Two Thousand and One gleamed under the Gryffindors' 
noses in the early morning sun. 
"Very latest model. Only came out last month," said Flint carelessly, 
flicking a speck of dust from the end of his own. "I believe it outstrips 
the old Two Thousand series by a considerable amount. As for the old 
Cleansweeps" - he smiled nastily at Fred and George, who were both 
clutching Cleansweep Fives - "sweeps the board with them." 
None of the Gryffindor team could think of anything to say for a 
moment. Malfoy was smirking so broadly his cold eyes were reduced 
to slits. 
"Oh, look," said Flint. "A field invasion." 
Ron and Hermione were crossing the grass to see what was going on. 
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"What's happening?" Ron asked Harry. "Why aren't you playing? And 
what's he doing here?" 
He was looking at Malfoy, taking in his Slytherin Quidditch robes. 
"I'm the new Slytherin Seeker, Weasley," said Malfoy, smugly. 
"Everyone's just been admiring the brooms my father's bought our 
team. 
Ron gaped, open-mouthed, at the seven superb broomsticks in front of 
him. 
"Good, aren't they?" said Malfoy smoothly. "But perhaps the 
Gryffindor team will be able to raise some gold and get new brooms, 
too. You could raffle off those Cleansweep Fives; I expect a museum 
would bid for them." 
The Slytherin team howled with laughter. 
"At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in," said 
Hermione sharply. "They got in on pure talent." 
The smug look on Malfoy's face flickered. 
"No one asked your opinion, you fiIthy little Mudblood," he spat. 
Harry knew at once that Malfoy had said something really bad 
because there was an instant uproar at his words. Flint had to dive in 
front of Malfoy to stop Fred and George jumping on him, Alicia 
shrieked, "How dare you!" ; and Ron plunged his hand into his robes, 
pulled out his wand, yelling, "You'll pay for that one, Malfoy!" and 
pointed it furiously under Flint's arm at Malfoys face. 
A loud bang echoed around the stadium and a jet of green light shot 
out of the wrong end of Ron's wand, hitting him in the stomach and 
sending him reeling backward onto the grass. 
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"Ron! Ron! Are you all right?" squealed Hermione. 
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gave an almighty belch and several slugs dribbled out of his mouth 
onto his lap. 
The Slytherin team were paralyzed with laughter. Flint was doubled 
up, hanging onto his new broomstick for support. Malfoy was on all 
fours, banging the ground with his fist. The Gryffindors were 
gathered around Ron, who kept belching large, glistening slugs. 
Nobody seemed to want to touch him. 
"We'd better get him to Hagrid's, it's nearest," said Harry to 
Hermione, who nodded bravely, and the pair of them pulled Ron up 
by the arms. 
"What happened, Harry? What happened? Is he ill? But you can 
cure him, can't you?" Colin had run down from his seat and was now 
dancing alongside them as they left the field. Ron gave a huge heave 
and more slugs dribbled down his front. 
"Oooh," said Colin, fascinated and raising his camera. "Can you hold 
him still, Harry?" 
"Get out of the way, Colin!" said Harry angrily. He and Hermione 
supported Ron out of the stadium and across the grounds toward 
the edge of the forest. 
"Nearly there, Ron," said Hermione as the gamekeeper's cabin came 
into view. "You'll be all right in a minute - almost there -" 
They were within twenty feet of Hagrid's house when the front door 
opened, but it wasn't Hagrid who emerged. Gilderoy Lockhart, 
wearing robes of palest mauve today, came striding out. 
"Quick, behind here," Harry hissed, dragging Ron behind a nearby 
bush. Hermione followed, somewhat reluctantly. 
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"It's a simple matter if you know what you're doing!" Lockhart was 
saying loudly to Hagrid. "If you need help, you know where I am! I'll 
let you have a copy of my book. I'm surprised you haven't already got 
one - I'll sign one tonight and send it over. Well, good-bye!" And he 
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Harry waited until Lockhart was out of sight, then pulled Ron out of 
the bush and up to Hagrid's front door. They knocked urgently. 
Hagrid appeared at once, looking very grumpy, but his expression 
brightened when he saw who it was. 
"Bin wonderin' when you'd come ter see me - come in, come in - 
thought you mighta bin Professor Lockhart back again -" 
Harry and Hermione supported Ron over the threshold into the oneroomed 
cabin, which had an enormous bed in one corner, a fire 
crackling merrily in the other. Hagrid didn't seem perturbed by Ron's 
slug problem, which Harry hastily explained as he lowered Ron into a 
chair. 
"Better out than in," he said cheerfully, plunking a large copper basin in 
front of him. "Get 'em all up, Ron." 
"I don't think there's anything to do except wait for it to stop," said 
Hermione anxiously, watching Ron bend over the basin. "That's a 
difficult curse to work at the best of times, but with a broken wand -" 
Hagrid was bustling around making them tea. His boarhound, Fang, 
was slobbering over Harry. 
"What did Lockhart want with you, Hagrid?" Harry asked, scratching 
Fang's ears. 
"Givin' me advice on gettin' kelpies out of a well," growled 
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Hagrid, moving a half-plucked rooster off his scrubbed table and 
setting down the teapot. "Like I don' know. An' bangin' on about 
some banshee he banished. If one word of it was true, I'll eat my 
kettle." 
It was most unlike Hagrid to criticize a Hogwarts' teacher, and Harry 
looked at him in surprise. Hermione, however, said in a voice 
somewhat higher than usual, "I think you're being a bit unfair. 
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the job -" 
"He was the on' man for the job," said Hagrid, offering them a Y 
plate of treacle fudge, while Ron coughed squelchily into his basin. 
"An' I mean the on' one. Gettin' very difficult ter find anyone fer Y 
the Dark Arts job. People aren't too keen ter take it on, see. They're 
startin' ter think it's jinxed. No one's lasted long fer a while now. So 
tell me," said Hagrid, jerking his head at Ron. "Who was he tryin' ter 
curse?" 
"Malfoy called Hermione something - it must've been really bad, 
because everyone went wild." 
"It was bad," said Ron hoarsely, emerging over the tabletop looking 
pale and sweaty. "Malfoy called her `Mudblood,' Hagrid -" 
Ron dived out of sight again as a fresh wave of slugs made their 
appearance. Hagrid looked outraged. 
"He didn'!" he growled at Hermione. 
"He did," she said. "But I don't know what it means. I could tell it 
was really rude, of course -" 
"It's about the most insulting thing he could think of," gasped Ron, 
coming back up. "Mudblood's a really foul name for someone who is 
Muggle-born - you know, non-magic parents. There are 
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some wizards - like Malfoy's family - who think they're better than 
everyone else because they're what people call pure-blood." He 
gave a small burp, and a single slug fell into his outstretched hand. He 
threw it into the basin and continued, "I mean, the rest of us know it 
doesn't make any difference at all. Look at Neville Longbottom - 
he's pure-blood and he can hardly stand a cauldron the right way 
up." 
"An' they haven't invented a spell our Hermione can' do," said Hagrid 
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"It's a disgusting thing to call someone," said Ron, wiping his sweaty 
brow with a shaking hand. "Dirty blood, see. Common blood. It's 
ridiculous. Most wizards these days are half-blood anyway. If we 
hadn't married Muggles we'd've died out." 
He retched and ducked out of sight again. 
"Well, I don' blame yeh fer tryin' ter curse him, Ron," said Hagrid 
loudly over the thuds of more slugs hitting the basin. "Bu' maybe it 
was a good thing yer wand backfired. 'Spect Lucius Malfoy 
would've come marchin' up ter school if yeh'd cursed his son. Least 
yer not in trouble." 
Harry would have pointed out that trouble didn't come much worse 
than having slugs pouring out of your mouth, but he couldn't; Hagrid's 
treacle fudge had cemented his jaws together. 
"Harry," said Hagrid abruptly as though struck by a sudden thought. 
"Gotta bone ter pick with yeh. I've heard you've bin givin' out signed 
photos. How come I haven't got one?" 
Furious, Harry wrenched his teeth apart. 
"I have not been giving out signed photos," he said hotly. "If 
Lockhart's still spreading that around -" 
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But then he saw that Hagrid was laughing. 
"I'm on'y jokin'," he said, patting Harry genially on the back and 
sending him face first into the table. "I knew yeh hadn't really. I told 
Lockhart yeh didn' need teh. Yer more famous than him without 
tryin'." 
"Bet he didn't like that," said Harry, sitting up and rubbing his chin. 
"Don' think he did," said Hagrid, his eyes twinkling. "An' then I told 
him Id never read one o' his books an' he decided ter go. Treacle 
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"No thanks," said Ron weakly. "Better not risk it." 
"Come an' see what I've bin growin'," said Hagrid as Harry and 
Hermione finished the last of their tea. 
In the small vegetable patch behind Hagrid's house were a dozen of 
the largest pumpkins Harry had ever seen. Each was the size of a 
large boulder. 
"Gettin' on well, aren't they?" said Hagrid happily. "Fer the Halloween 
feast ... should be big enough by then." 
"What've you been feeding them?" said Harry. 
Hagrid looked over his shoulder to check that they were alone. 
"Well, I've bin givin' them - you know - a bit o' help -" 
Harry noticed Hagrid's flowery pink umbrella leaning against the back 
wall of the cabin. Harry had had reason to believe before now that 
this umbrella was not all it looked; in fact, he had the strong 
impression that Hagrid's old school wand was concealed inside it. 
Hagrid wasn't supposed to use magic. He had been expelled from 
Hogwarts in his third year, but Harry had never found out why -any 
mention of the matter and Hagrid would clear his 
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throat loudly and become mysteriously deaf until the subject was 
changed. 
"An Engorgement Charm, I suppose?" said Hermione, halfway 
between disapproval and amusement. "Well, you've done a good job on 
them." 
"That's what yer little sister said," said Hagrid, nodding at Ron. "Met 
her jus' yesterday." Hagrid looked sideways at Harry, his beard 
twitching. "Said she was jus' lookin' round the grounds, but I reckon 
she was hopin' she might run inter someone else at my house." He 
winked at Harry. "If yeh ask me, she wouldn' say no ter a signed -" 
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was sprayed with slugs. 
"Watch it!" Hagrid roared, pulling Ron away from his precious 
pumpkins. 
It was nearly lunchtime and as Harry had only had one bit of treacle 
fudge since dawn, he was keen to go back to school to eat. They said 
good-bye to Hagrid and walked back up to the castle, Ron hiccoughing 
occasionally, but only bringing up two very small slugs. 
They had barely set foot in the cool entrance hall when a voice rang 
out, "There you are, Potter - Weasley." Professor McGonagall was 
walking toward them, looking stern. "You will both do your detentions 
this evening." 
"What're we doing, Professor?" said Ron, nervously suppressing a 
burp. 
"You will be polishing the silver in the trophy room with Mr. Filch," 
said Professor McGonagall. "And no magic, Weasley - elbow grease." 
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Ron gulped. Argus Filch, the caretaker, was loathed by every student 
in the school. 
"And you, Potter, will be helping Professor Lockhart answer his fan 
mail," said Professor McGonagall. 
"Oh n - Professor, can't I go and do the trophy room, too?" said Harry 
desperately. 
"Certainly not," said Professor McGonagall, raising her eyebrows. 
"Professor Lockhart requested you particularly. Eight o'clock sharp, 
both of you." 
Harry and Ron slouched into the Great Hall in states of deepest 
gloom, Hermione behind them, wearing a well-you-did-break-schoolrules 
sort of expression. Harry didn't enjoy his shepherd's pie as 
much as he'd thought. Both he and Ron felt they'd got the worse deal. 
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must be about a hundred cups in that room. I'm no good at Muggle 
cleaning." 
"I'd swap anytime," said Harry hollowly. "I've had loads of practice 
with the Dursleys. Answering Lockhart's fan mail ... he'll be a 
nightmare ...... 
Saturday afternoon seemed to melt away, and in what seemed like no 
time, it was five minutes to eight, and Harry was dragging his feet 
along the second-floor corridor to Lockhart's office. He gritted his 
teeth and knocked. 
The door flew open at once. Lockhart beamed down at him. 
"Ah, here's the scalawag!" he said. "Come in, Harry, come in -" 
Shining brightly on the walls by the light of many candles were 
countless framed photographs of Lockhart. He had even signed a few 
of them. Another large pile lay on his desk. 
"You can address the envelopes!" Lockhart told Harry, as though 
this was a huge treat. "This first one's to Gladys Gudgeon, bless her - 
huge fan of mine -" 
The minutes snailed by. Harry let Lockhart's voice wash over him, 
occasionally saying, "Mmm" and "Right" and "Yeah." Now and then 
he caught a phrase like, "Fame's a fickle friend, Harry," or "Celebrity 
is as celebrity does, remember that." 
The candles burned lower and lower, making the light dance over the 
many moving faces of Lockhart watching him. Harry moved his 
aching hand over what felt like the thousandth envelope, writing out 
Veronica Smethley's address. It must be nearly time to leave, Harry 
thought miserably, please let it be nearly time... 
And then he heard something - something quite apart from the 
spitting of the dying candles and Lockhart's prattle about his fans. 
It was a voice, a voice to chill the bone marrow, a voice of 
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"Come ... come to me.... Let me rip you.... Let me tear you .... Let me kill you . . 
. ." 
Harry gave a huge jump and a large lilac blot appeared on Veronica 
Smethley's street. 
"What?" he said loudly. 
"I know!" said Lockhart. "Six solid months at the top of the bestseller 
list! Broke all records!" 
"No," said Harry frantically. "That voice!" 
"Sorry?" said Lockhart, looking puzzled. "What voice?" 
"That - that voice that said - didn't you hear it?" 
Lockhart was looking at Harry in high astonishment. 
* 3-2o * 
"What are you talking about, Harry? Perhaps you're getting a litde 
drowsy? Great Scott - look at the time! We've been here nearly four 
hours! Id never have believed it - the time's flown, hasn't it?" 
Harry didn't answer. He was straining his ears to hear the voice again, 
but there was no sound now except for Lockhart telling him he mustn't 
expect a treat like this every time he got detention. Feeling dazed, 
Harry left. 
It was so late that the Gryffindor common room was almost empty. 
Harry went straight up to the dormitory. Ron wasn't back yet. Harry 
pulled on his pajamas, got into bed, and waited. Half an hour later, Ron 
arrived, nursing his right arm and bringing a strong smell of polish into 
the darkened room. 
"My muscles have all seized up," he groaned, sinking on his bed. 
"Fourteen times he made me buff up that Quidditch cup before he was 
satisfied. And then I had another slug attack all over a Special Award 
for Services to the School. Took ages to get the slime off... How was 
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Keeping his voice low so as not to wake Neville, Dean, and Seamus, 
Harry told Ron exactly what he had heard. 
"And Lockhart said he couldn't hear it?" said Ron. Harry could see 
him frowning in the moonlight. "D'you think he was lying? But I don't 
get it - even someone invisible would've had to open the door." 
"I know," said Harry, lying back in his four-poster and staring at the 
canopy above him. "I don't get it either." 
* 12-1 * 
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October arrived, spreading a damp chill over the grounds and into the castle. 
Madam Pomfrey, the nurse, was kept busy by a sudden spate of colds among 
the staff and students. Her Pepperup potion worked instantly, though it left 
the drinker smoking at the ears for several hours afterward. Ginny Weasley, 
who had been looking pale, was bullied into taking some by Percy. The 
steam pouring from under her vivid hair gave the impression that her whole 
head was on fire. 
Raindrops the size of bullets thundered on the castle windows for days on 
end; the lake rose, the flower beds turned into muddy streams, and Hagrid's 
pumpkins swelled to the size of garden sheds. Oliver Wood's enthusiasm for 
regular training sessions, however, was not dampened, which was why Harry 
was to be found, late one stormy Saturday afternoon a few days before 
Halloween, returning to Gryffindor Tower, drenched to the skin and 
splattered with mud.. 
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Even aside from the rain and wind it hadn't been a happy practice session. 
Fred and George, who had been spying on the Slytherin team, had seen for 
themselves the speed of those new Nimbus Two Thousand and Ones. They 
reported that the Slytherin team was no more than seven greenish blurs, 
shooting through the air like missiles. 
As Harry squelched along the deserted corridor he came across somebody 
who looked just as preoccupied as he was. Nearly Headless Nick, the ghost 
of Gryffindor Tower, was staring morosely out of a window, muttering 
under his breath, ". . . don't fulfill their requirements . . . half an inch, if that . 
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"Hello, hello," said Nearly Headless Nick, starting and looking round. He 
wore a dashing, plumed hat on his long curly hair, and a tunic with a ruff, 
which concealed the fact that his neck was almost completely severed. He 
was pale as smoke, and Harry could see right through him to the dark sky 
and torrential rain outside. 
"You look troubled, young Potter," said Nick, folding a transparent letter as 
he spoke and tucking it inside his doublet. 
"So do you," said Harry. 
"Ah," Nearly Headless Nick waved an elegant hand, "a matter of no 
importance. . . . It's not as though I really wanted to join. . . . Thought I'd 
apply, but apparently I 'don't fulfill requirements' -" 
In spite of his airy tone, there was a look of great bitterness on his face. 
"But you would think, wouldn't you," he erupted suddenly, pulling the letter 
back out of his pocket, "that getting hit forty-five times in the neck with a 
blunt axe would qualify you to join the Headless Hunt?" 
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"Oh - yes," said Harry, who was obviously supposed to agree. 
"I mean, nobody wishes more than I do that it had all been quick and clean, 
and my head had come off properly, I mean, it would have saved me a great 
deal of pain and ridicule. However -" Nearly Headless Nick shook his letter 
open and read furiously: "'We can only accept huntsmen whose heads have 
parted company with their bodies. You will appreciate that it would be 
impossible otherwise for members to participate in hunt activities such as 
Horseback Head-Juggling and Head Polo. It is with the greatest regret, 
therefore, that I must inform you that you do not fulfill our requirements. 
With very best wishes, Sir Patrick Delaney-Podmore.'" 
Fuming, Nearly Headless Nick stuffed the letter away. 
"Half an inch of skin and sinew holding my neck on, Harry! Most people 
would think that's good and beheaded, but oh, no, it's not enough for Sir 
Properly Decapitated-Podmore." 
Nearly Headless Nick took several deep breaths and then said, in a far 
calmer tone, "So - what's bothering you? Anything I can do?" 
"No," said Harry. "Not unless you know where we can get seven free 
Nimbus Two Thousand and Ones for our match against Sly -" 
The rest of Harry's sentence was drowned out by a high-pitched mewling 
from somewhere near his ankles. He looked down and found himself gazing 
into a pair of lamp-like yellow eyes. It was Mrs. Norris, the skeletal gray cat 
who was used by the caretaker, Argus Filch, as a sort of deputy in his 
endless battle against students. 
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good mood - he's got the flu and some third years accidentally plastered frog 
brains all over the ceiling in dungeon five. He's been cleaning all morning, 
and if he sees you dripping mud all over the place -" 
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"Right," said Harry, backing away from the accusing stare of Mrs. Norris, 
but not quickly enough. Drawn to the spot by the mysterious power that 
seemed to connect him with his foul cat, Argus Filch burst suddenly through 
a tapestry to Harry's right, wheezing and looking wildly about for the rule-breaker. 
There was a thick tartan scarf bound around his head, and his nose 
was unusually purple. 
"Filth!" he shouted, his jowls aquiver, his eyes popping alarmingly as he 
pointed at the muddy puddle that had dripped from Harry's Quidditch robes. 
"Mess and muck everywhere! I've had enough of it, I tell you! Follow me, 
Potter!" 
So Harry waved a gloomy good-bye to Nearly Headless Nick and followed 
Filch back downstairs, doubling the number of muddy footprints on the 
floor. 
Harry had never been inside Filch's office before; it was a place most 
students avoided. The room was dingy and windowless, lit by a single oil 
lamp dangling from the low ceiling. A faint smell of fried fish lingered about 
the place. Wooden filing cabinets stood around the walls; from their labels, 
Harry could see that they contained details of every pupil Filch had ever 
punished. Fred and George Weasley had an entire drawer to themselves. A 
highly polished collection of chains and manacles hung on the wall behind 
Filch's desk. It was common knowledge that he was always begging 
Dumbledore to let him suspend students by their ankles from the ceiling. 
Filch grabbed a quill from a pot on his desk and began shuffling around 
looking for parchment. 
"Dung," he muttered furiously, "great sizzling dragon bogies . . . frog brains 
. . . rat intestines . . . I've had enough of it . . . make an example . . . where's 
the form . . . yes . . ." 
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He retrieved a large roll of parchment from his desk drawer and stretched it 
out in front of him, dipping his long black quill into the ink pot. 
"Name . . . Harry Potter. Crime . . ." 
"It was only a bit of mud!" said Harry. 
"It's only a bit of mud to you, boy, but to me it's an extra hour scrubbing!" 
shouted Filch, a drip shivering unpleasantly at the end of his bulbous nose. 
"Crime . . . befouling the castle . . . suggested sentence . . ." 
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waited with bated breath for his sentence to fall. 
But as Filch lowered his quill, there was a great BANG! on the ceiling of 
the office, which made the oil lamp rattle. 
"PEEVES!" Filch roared, flinging down his quill in a transport of rage. "I'll 
have you this time, I'll have you!" 
And without a backward glance at Harry, Filch ran flat-footed from the 
office, Mrs. Norris streaking alongside him. 
Peeves was the school poltergeist, a grinning, airborne menace who lived to 
cause havoc and distress. Harry didn't much like Peeves, but couldn't help 
feeling grateful for his timing. Hopefully, whatever Peeves had done (and it 
sounded as though he'd wrecked something very big this time) would 
distract Filch from Harry. 
Thinking that he should probably wait for Filch to come back, Harry sank 
into a moth-eaten chair next to the desk. There was only one thing on it apart 
from his half-completed form: a large, glossy, purple envelope with silver 
lettering on the front. With a quick glance at the door to check that Filch 
wasn't on his way back, Harry picked up the envelope and read: kwikspell A 
Correspondence Course in Beginners' Magic. 
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Intrigued, Harry flicked the envelope open and pulled out the sheaf of 
parchment inside. More curly silver writing on the front page said: Feel out 
of step in the world of modern magic? Find yourself making excuses not to 
perform simple spells? Ever been taunted for your woeful wandwork? There 
is an answer! Kwikspell is an all-new, fail-safe, quick-result, easy-learn 
course. Hundreds of witches and wizards have benefited from the Kwikspell 
method! Madam Z. Nettles of Topsham writes: "I had no memory for 
incantations and my potions were a family joke! Now, after a Kwikspell 
course, I am the center of attention at parties and friends beg for the recipe of 
my Scintillation Solution!" Warlock D. J. Prod of Didsbury says: "My wife 
used to sneer at my feeble charms, but one month into your fabulous 
Kwikspell course and I succeeded in turning her into a yak! Thank you, 
Kwikspell!" 
Fascinated, Harry thumbed through the rest of the envelope's contents. Why 
on earth did Filch want a Kwikspell course? Did this mean he wasn't a 
proper wizard? Harry was just reading "Lesson One: Holding Your Wand 
(Some Useful Tips)" when shuffling footsteps outside told him Filch was 
coming back. Stuffing the parchment back into the envelope, Harry threw it 
back onto the desk just as the door opened. 
Filch was looking triumphant. 
"That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!" he was saying gleefully to 
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His eyes fell on Harry and then darted to the Kwikspell envelope, which, 
Harry realized too late, was lying two feet away from where it had started. 
Filch's pasty face went brick red. Harry braced himself for a tidal wave of 
fury. Filch hobbled across to his desk, snatched up the envelope, and threw it 
into a drawer. 
"Have you - did you read -?" he sputtered. 
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"No," Harry lied quickly. 
Filch's knobbly hands were twisting together. 
"If I thought you'd read my private - not that it's mine - for a friend - be that 
as it may - however -" 
Harry was staring at him, alarmed; Filch had never looked madder. His eyes 
were popping, a tic was going in one of his pouchy cheeks, and the tartan 
scarf didn't help. 
"Very well - go - and don't breathe a word - not that - however, if you didn't 
read - go now, I have to write up Peeves' report - go -" 
Amazed at his luck, Harry sped out of the office, up the corridor, and back 
upstairs. To escape from Filch's office without punishment was probably 
some kind of school record. 
"Harry! Harry! Did it work?" 
Nearly Headless Nick came gliding out of a classroom. Behind him, Harry 
could see the wreckage of a large black-and-gold cabinet that appeared to 
have been dropped from a great height. 
"I persuaded Peeves to crash it right over Filch's office," said Nick eagerly. 
"Thought it might distract him -" 
"Was that you?" said Harry gratefully. "Yeah, it worked, I didn't even get 
detention. Thanks, Nick!" 
They set off up the corridor together. Nearly Headless Nick, Harry noticed, 
was still holding Sir Patrick's rejection letter.. 
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"I wish there was something I could do for you about the Headless Hunt," 
Harry said. 
Nearly Headless Nick stopped in his tracks and Harry walked right through 
him. He wished he hadn't; it was like stepping through an icy shower. 
"But there is something you could do for me," said Nick excitedly. "Harry - 
would I be asking too much - but no, you wouldn't want -" 
"What is it?" said Harry. 
"Well, this Halloween will be my five hundredth deathday," said Nearly 
Headless Nick, drawing himself up and looking dignified. 
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"Right." 
"I'm holding a party down in one of the roomier dungeons. Friends will be 
coming from all over the country. It would be such an honor if you would 
attend. Mr. Weasley and Miss Granger would be most welcome, too, of 
course - but I daresay you'd rather go to the school feast?" He watched Harry 
on tenterhooks. 
"No," said Harry quickly, "I'll come -" 
"My dear boy! Harry Potter, at my deathday party! And" - he hesitated, 
looking excited - "do you think you could possibly mention to Sir Patrick 
how very frightening and impressive you find me?" 
"Of - of course," said Harry. 
Nearly Headless Nick beamed at him. "A deathday party?" said Hermione 
keenly when Harry had changed at last and joined her and Ron in the 
common room. "I bet there aren't many living people who can say they've 
been to one of those - it'll be fascinating!". 
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"Why would anyone want to celebrate the day they died?" said Ron, who 
was halfway through his Potions homework and grumpy. "Sounds dead 
depressing to me. . . ." 
Rain was still lashing the windows, which were now inky black, but inside 
all looked bright and cheerful. The firelight glowed over the countless 
squashy armchairs where people sat reading, talking, doing homework or, in 
the case of Fred and George Weasley, trying to find out what would happen 
if you fed a Filibuster firework to a salamander. Fred had "rescued" the 
brilliant orange, fire-dwelling lizard from a Care of Magical Creatures class 
and it was now smouldering gently on a table surrounded by a knot of 
curious people. 
Harry was at the point of telling Ron and Hermione about Filch and the 
Kwikspell course when the salamander suddenly whizzed into the air, 
emitting loud sparks and bangs as it whirled wildly round the room. The 
sight of Percy bellowing himself hoarse at Fred and George, the spectacular 
display of tangerine stars showering from the salamander's mouth, and its 
escape into the fire, with accompanying explosions, drove both Filch and the 
Kwikspell envelope from Harry's mind. By the time Halloween arrived, 
Harry was regretting his rash promise to go to the deathday party. The rest of 
the school was happily anticipating their Halloween feast; the Great Hall had 
been decorated with the usual live bats, Hagrid's vast pumpkins had been 
carved into lanterns large enough for three men to sit in, and there were 
rumors that Dumbledore had booked a troupe of dancing skeletons for the 
entertainment. 
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you'd go to the deathday party." 
So at seven o'clock, Harry, Ron, and Hermione walked straight past the 
doorway to the packed Great Hall, which was glittering invitingly with gold 
plates and candles, and directed their steps instead toward the dungeons. 
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The passageway leading to Nearly Headless Nick's party had been lined 
with candles, too, though the effect was far from cheerful: These were long, 
thin, jet-black tapers, all burning bright blue, casting a dim, ghostly light 
even over their own living faces. The temperature dropped with every step 
they took. As Harry shivered and drew his robes tightly around him, he 
heard what sounded like a thousand fingernails scraping an enormous 
blackboard. 
"Is that supposed to be music?" Ron whispered. They turned a corner and 
saw Nearly Headless Nick standing at a doorway hung with black velvet 
drapes. 
"My dear friends," he said mournfully. "Welcome, welcome . . . so pleased 
you could come. . . ." 
He swept off his plumed hat and bowed them inside. 
It was an incredible sight. The dungeon was full of hundreds of pearly-white, 
translucent people, mostly drifting around a crowded dance floor, 
waltzing to the dreadful, quavering sound of thirty musical saws, played by 
an orchestra on a raised, black-draped platform. A chandelier overhead 
blazed midnight-blue with a thousand more black candles. Their breath rose 
in a mist before them; it was like stepping into a freezer. 
"Shall we have a look around?" Harry suggested, wanting to warm up his 
feet. 
"Careful not to walk through anyone," said Ron nervously, and they set off 
around the edge of the dance floor. They passed a group of gloomy nuns, a 
ragged man wearing chains, and the Fat Friar, a cheerful Hufflepuff ghost, 
who was talking to a knight with an arrow sticking out of his forehead. Harry 
wasn't surprised to see that the Bloody Baron, a gaunt, staring Slytherin 
ghost covered in silver bloodstains, was being given a wide berth by the 
other ghosts. 
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"Oh, no," said Hermione, stopping abruptly. "Turn back, turn back, I don't 
want to talk to Moaning Myrtle -" 
"Who?" said Harry as they backtracked quickly. 
"She haunts one of the toilets in the girls' bathroom on the first floor," said 
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"Yes. It's been out-of-order all year because she keeps having tantrums and 
flooding the place. I never went in there anyway if I could avoid it; it's awful 
trying to have a pee with her wailing at you -" 
"Look, food!" said Ron. 
On the other side of the dungeon was a long table, also covered in black 
velvet. They approached it eagerly but next moment had stopped in their 
tracks, horrified. The smell was quite disgusting. Large, rotten fish were laid 
on handsome silver platters; cakes, burned charcoal-black, were heaped on 
salvers; there was a great maggoty haggis, a slab of cheese covered in furry 
green mold and, in pride of place, an enormous gray cake in the shape of a 
tombstone, with tar-like icing forming the words, Sir Nicholas de Mimsy- 
Porpington 
died 31st October, 1492 
Harry watched, amazed, as a portly ghost approached the table, crouched 
low, and walked through it, his mouth held wide so that it passed through 
one of the stinking salmon. 
"Can you taste it if you walk though it?" Harry asked him. 
"Almost," said the ghost sadly, and he drifted away. 
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"I expect they've let it rot to give it a stronger flavor," said Hermione 
knowledgeably, pinching her nose and leaning closer to look at the putrid 
haggis. 
"Can we move? I feel sick," said Ron. 
They had barely turned around, however, when a little man swooped 
suddenly from under the table and came to a halt in midair before them. 
"Hello, Peeves," said Harry cautiously. 
Unlike the ghosts around them, Peeves the Poltergeist was the very reverse 
of pale and transparent. He was wearing a bright orange party hat, a 
revolving bow tie, and a broad grin on his wide, wicked face. 
"Nibbles?" he said sweetly, offering them a bowl of peanuts covered in 
fungus. 
"No thanks," said Hermione. 
"Heard you talking about poor Myrtle," said Peeves, his eyes dancing. 
"Rude you was about poor Myrtle." He took a deep breath and bellowed, 
"OY! MYRTLE!" 
"Oh, no, Peeves, don't tell her what I said, she'll be really upset," Hermione 
whispered frantically. "I didn't mean it, I don't mind her - er, hello, Myrtle." 
The squat ghost of a girl had glided over. She had the glummest face Harry 
had ever seen, half-hidden behind lank hair and thick, pearly spectacles. 
"What?" she said sulkily. 
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Myrtle sniffed. 
"Miss Granger was just talking about you -" said Peeves slyly in Myrtle's 
ear. 
"Just saying - saying - how nice you look tonight," said Hermione, glaring 
at Peeves. 
Myrtle eyed Hermione suspiciously. 
"You're making fun of me," she said, silver tears welling rapidly in her 
small, see-through eyes. 
"No - honestly - didn't I just say how nice Myrtle's looking?" said 
Hermione, nudging Harry and Ron painfully in the ribs. 
"Oh, yeah -" 
"She did -" 
"Don't lie to me," Myrtle gasped, tears now flooding down her face, while 
Peeves chuckled happily over her shoulder. "D'you think I don't know what 
people call me behind my back? Fat Myrtle! Ugly Myrtle! Miserable, 
moaning, moping Myrtle!" 
"You've forgotten pimply," Peeves hissed in her ear. 
Moaning Myrtle burst into anguished sobs and fled from the dungeon. 
Peeves shot after her, pelting her with moldy peanuts, yelling, "Pimply! 
Pimply!" 
"Oh, dear," said Hermione sadly. 
Nearly Headless Nick now drifted toward them through the crowd. 
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"Enjoying yourselves?" 
"Oh, yes," they lied. 
"Not a bad turnout," said Nearly Headless Nick proudly. "The Wailing 
Widow came all the way up from Kent. . . . It's nearly time for my speech, 
I'd better go and warn the orchestra. . . ." 
The orchestra, however, stopped playing at that very moment. They, and 
everyone else in the dungeon, fell silent, looking around in excitement, as a 
hunting horn sounded. 
"Oh, here we go," said Nearly Headless Nick bitterly. 
Through the dungeon wall burst a dozen ghost horses, each ridden by a 
headless horseman. The assembly clapped wildly; Harry started to clap, too, 
but stopped quickly at the sight of Nick's face. 
The horses galloped into the middle of the dance floor and halted, rearing 
and plunging. At the front of the pack was a large ghost who held his 
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The ghost leapt down, lifted his head high in the air so he could see over the 
crowd (everyone laughed), and strode over to Nearly Headless Nick, 
squashing his head back onto his neck. 
"Nick!" he roared. "How are you? Head still hanging in there?" 
He gave a hearty guffaw and clapped Nearly Headless Nick on the shoulder. 
"Welcome, Patrick," said Nick stiffly. 
"Live 'uns!" said Sir Patrick, spotting Harry, Ron, and Hermione and giving 
a huge, fake jump of astonishment, so that his head fell off again (the crowd 
howled with laughter). 
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"Very amusing," said Nearly Headless Nick darkly. 
"Don't mind Nick!" shouted Sir Patrick's head from the floor. "Still upset we 
won't let him join the Hunt! But I mean to say - look at the fellow -" 
"I think," said Harry hurriedly, at a meaningful look from Nick, "Nick's very 
- frightening and - er -" 
"Ha!" yelled Sir Patrick's head. "Bet he asked you to say that!" 
"If I could have everyone's attention, it's time for my speech!" said Nearly 
Headless Nick loudly, striding toward the podium and climbing into an icy 
blue spotlight. 
"My late lamented lords, ladies, and gentlemen, it is my great sorrow . . ." 
But nobody heard much more. Sir Patrick and the rest of the Headless Hunt 
had just started a game of Head Hockey and the crowd were turning to 
watch. Nearly Headless Nick tried vainly to recapture his audience, but gave 
up as Sir Patrick's head went sailing past him to loud cheers. 
Harry was very cold by now, not to mention hungry. 
"I can't stand much more of this," Ron muttered, his teeth chattering, as the 
orchestra ground back into action and the ghosts swept back onto the dance 
floor. 
"Let's go," Harry agreed. 
They backed toward the door, nodding and beaming at anyone who looked 
at them, and a minute later were hurrying back up the passageway full of 
black candles. 
"Pudding might not be finished yet," said Ron hopefully, leading the way 
toward the steps to the entrance hall. 
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And then Harry heard it. 
". . . rip . . . tear . . . kill . . ." 
It was the same voice, the same cold, murderous voice he had heard in 
Lockhart's office. 
He stumbled to a halt, clutching at the stone wall, listening with all his

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might, looking around, squinting up and down the dimly lit passageway. 
"Harry, what're you -?" 
"It's that voice again - shut up a minute -" 
". . . soo hungry . . . for so long . . ." 
"Listen!" said Harry urgently, and Ron and Hermione froze, watching him. 
". . . kill . . . time to kill . . ." 
The voice was growing fainter. Harry was sure it was moving away - 
moving upward. A mixture of fear and excitement gripped him as he stared 
at the dark ceiling; how could it be moving upward? Was it a phantom, to 
whom stone ceilings didn't matter? 
"This way," he shouted, and he began to run, up the stairs, into the entrance 
hall. It was no good hoping to hear anything here, the babble of talk from the 
Halloween feast was echoing out of the Great Hall. Harry sprinted up the 
marble staircase to the first floor, Ron and Hermione clattering behind him. 
"Harry, what're we -" 
"SHH!" 
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Harry strained his ears. Distantly, from the floor above, and growing fainter 
still, he heard the voice: ". . . I smell blood. . . . I SMELL BLOOD!" 
His stomach lurched - 
"It's going to kill someone!" he shouted, and ignoring Ron's and Hermione's 
bewildered faces, he ran up the next flight of steps three at a time, trying to 
listen over his own pounding footsteps - 
Harry hurtled around the whole of the second floor, Ron and Hermione 
panting behind him, not stopping until they turned a corner into the last, 
deserted passage. 
"Harry, what was that all about?" said Ron, wiping sweat off his face. "I 
couldn't hear anything. . . ." 
But Hermione gave a sudden gasp, pointing down the corridor. 
"Look!" 
Something was shining on the wall ahead. They approached slowly, 
squinting through the darkness. Foot-high words had been daubed on the 
wall between two windows, shimmering in the light cast by the flaming 
torches. the chamber of secrets has been opened. enemies of the heir, 
beware. 
"What's that thing - hanging underneath?" said Ron, a slight quiver in his 
voice. 
As they edged nearer, Harry almost slipped - there was a large puddle of 
water on the floor; Ron and Hermione grabbed him, and they inched toward 
the message, eyes fixed on a dark shadow beneath it. All three of them 
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the caretaker's cat, was hanging by her tail from the torch 
bracket. She was stiff as a board, her eyes wide and staring. 
For a few seconds, they didn't move. Then Ron said, "Let's get out of here." 
"Shouldn't we try and help -" Harry began awkwardly. 
"Trust me," said Ron. "We don't want to be found here." 
But it was too late. A rumble, as though of distant thunder, told them that 
the feast had just ended. From either end of the corridor where they stood 
came the sound of hundreds of feet climbing the stairs, and the loud, happy 
talk of well-fed people; next moment, students were crashing into the 
passage from both ends. 
The chatter, the bustle, the noise died suddenly as the people in front spotted 
the hanging cat. Harry, Ron, and Hermione stood alone, in the middle of the 
corridor, as silence fell among the mass of students pressing forward to see 
the grisly sight. 
Then someone shouted through the quiet. 
"Enemies of the Heir, beware! You'll be next, Mudbloods!" 
It was Draco Malfoy. He had pushed to the front of the crowd, his cold eyes 
alive, his usually bloodless face flushed, as he grinned at the sight of the 
hanging, immobile cat. 
C H A P T X IR N I N E 
THE WRTITING 
ON THE WALL 
What's going on here? What's going on?" Attracted no doubt by 
Malfoy's shout, Argus Filch came shouldering his way through the 
crowd. Then he saw Mrs. Norris and fell back, clutching his face in 
horror. 
"My cat! My cat! What's happened to Mrs. Norris?" he shrieked. 
And his popping eyes fell on Harry. 
"You!"he screeched. "You! You've murdered my cat! You've 
killed her! I'll kill you! I'll -" 
"Argus!" 
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teachers. In seconds, he had swept past Harry, Ron, and Hermione 
and detached Mrs. Norris from the torch bracket. 
"Come with me, Argus," he said to Filch. "You, too, Mr. Potter, Mr. 
Weasley, Miss Granger." 
Lockhart stepped forward eagerly. 
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"My office is nearest, Headmaster - just upstairs - please feel free -" 
"Thank you, Gilderoy," said Dumbledore. 
The silent crowd parted to let them pass. Lockhart, looking excited and 
important, hurried after Dumbledore; so did Professors McGonagall 
and Snape. 
As they entered Lockhart's darkened office there was a flurry of 
movement across the walls; Harry saw several of the Lockharts in the 
pictures dodging out of sight, their hair in rollers. The real Lockhart lit 
the candles on his desk and stood back. Dumbledore lay Mrs. Norris 
on the polished surface and began to examine her. Harry, Ron, and 
Hermione exchanged tense looks and sank into chairs outside the pool 
of candlelight, watching. 
The tip of Dumbledore's long, crooked nose was barely an inch from 
Mrs. Norris's fur. He was looking at her closely through his half-moon 
spectacles, his long fingers gently prodding and poking. Professor 
McGonagall was bent almost as close, her eyes narrowed. Snape 
loomed behind them, half in shadow, wearing a most peculiar 
expression: It was as though he was trying hard not to smile. And 
Lockhart was hovering around all of them, making suggestions. 
"It was definitely a curse that killed her - probably the Transmogrifian 
Torture - I've seen it used many times, so unlucky I wasn't there, I 
know the very countercurse that would have saved her . ..... 
Lockhart's comments were punctuated by Filch's dry, racking sobs. 
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his face in his hands. Much as he detested Filch, Harry 
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couldn't help feeling a bit sorry for him, though not nearly as sorry as 
he felt for himself If Dumbledore believed Filch, he would be expelled 
for sure. 
Dumbledore was now muttering strange words under his breath and 
tapping Mrs. Norris with his wand but nothing happened: She 
continued to look as though she had been recently stuffed. 
". . . I remember something very similar happening in Ouagadogou," 
said Lockhart, "a series of attacks, the full story's in my 
autobiography, I was able to provide the townsfolk with various 
amulets, which cleared the matter up at once ...... 
The photographs of Lockhart on the walls were all nodding in 
agreement as he talked. One of them had forgotten to remove his hair 
net. 
At last Dumbledore straightened up. 
"She's not dead, Argus," he said softly. 
Lockhart stopped abruptly in the middle of counting the number of 
murders he had prevented. 
"Not dead?" choked Filch, looking through his fingers at Mrs. Norris. 
"But why's she all - all stiff and frozen?" 
"She has been Petrified," said Dumbledore ("Ah! I thought so!" said 
Lockhart). "But how, I cannot say . . . ." 
"Ask him!" shrieked Filch, turning his blotched and tearstained face to 
Harry. 
"No second year could have done this," said Dumbledore firmly. "it 
would take Dark Magic of the most advanced -" 
"He did it, he did it!" Filch spat, his pouchy face purpling. "You saw 
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I'm a -" Filch's face worked horribly. "He knows I'm a Squib!" he 
finished. 
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"I never touched Mrs. Norris!" Harry said loudly, uncomfortably 
aware of everyone looking at him, including all the Lockharts on the 
walls. "And I don't even know what a Squib is." 
"Rubbish!" snarled Filch. "He saw my Kwikspell letter!" 
"If I might speak, Headmaster," said Snape from the shadows, and 
Harry's sense of forboding increased; he was sure nothing Snape had 
to say was going to do him any good. 
"Potter and his friends may have simply been in the wrong place at the 
wrong time," he said, a slight sneer curling his mouth as though he 
doubted it. "But we do have a set of suspicious circumstances here. 
Why was he in the upstairs corridor at all? Why wasn't he at the 
Halloween feast?" 
Harry, Ron and Hermione all launched into an explanation about the 
deathday party. ". . . there were hundreds of ghosts, theyll tell you we were 
there -" 
"But why not join the feast afterward?" said Snape, his black eyes 
glittering in the candlelight. "Why go up to that corridor?" 
Ron and Hermione looked at Harry. 
"Because - because -" Harry said, his heart thumping very fast; 
something told him it would sound very far-fetched if he told them he 
had been led there by a bodiless voice no one but he could hear, 
"because we were tired and wanted to go to bed," he said. 
"Without any supper?" said Snape, a triumphant smile flickering across 
his gaunt face. "I didn't think ghosts provided food fit for living people 
at their parties." 
"We weren't hungry," said Ron loudly as his stomach gave a huge 
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Snape's nasty smile widened. 
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"I suggest, Headmaster, that Potter is not being entirely truthful," he 
said. "It might be a good idea if he were deprived of certain privileges 
until he is ready to tell us the whole story. I personally feel he should 
be taken off the Gryffindor Quidditch team until he is ready to be 
honest." 
"Really, Severus," said Professor McGonagall sharply, "I see no 
reason to stop the boy playing Quidditch. This cat wasn't hit over the 
head with a broomstick. There is no evidence at all that Potter has 
done anything wrong." 
Dumbledore was giving Harry a searching look. His twinkling lightblue 
gaze made Harry feel as though he were being X-rayed. 
"Innocent until proven guilty, Severus," he said firmly. 
Snape looked furious. So did Filch. 
"My cat has been Petrified!" he shrieked, his eyes popping. "I want to 
see some punishment!" 
"We will be able to cure her, Argus," said Dumbledore patiently. 
"Professer Sprout recently managed to procure some Mandrakes. As 
soon as they have reached their full size, I will have a potion made that 
will revive Mrs. Norris." 
"I'll make it," Lockhart butted in. "I must have done it a hundred times. 
I could whip up a Mandrake Restorative Draught in my sleep -" 
"Excuse me," said Snape icily. "But I believe I am the Potions master 
at this school." 
There was a very awkward pause. 
"You may go," Dumbledore said to Harry, Ron, and Hermione. 
They went, as quickly as they could without actually running. When 
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an empty classroom and closed the door quietly behind them. Harry 
squinted at his friends' darkened faces. 
"D'you think I should have told them about that voice I heard?" 
"No," said Ron, without hesitation. "Hearing voices no one else can 
hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world." 
Something in Ron's voice made Harry ask, "You do believe me, don't 
you?" 
"'Course I do," said Ron quickly. "But -you must admit it's weird ...... 
"I know it's weird," said Harry. "The whole thing's weird. What was 
that writing on the wall about? The Cbamber Has Been Opened... 
What's that supposed to mean?" 
"You know, it rings a sort of bell," said Ron slowly. "I think someone 
told me a story about a secret chamber at Hogwarts once ... might've 
been Bill . . . ." 
"And what on earth's a Squib?" said Harry. 
To his surprise, Ron stifled a snigger. 
"Well - it's not funny really - but as it's Filch, he said. "A Squib is 
someone who was born into a wizarding family but hasn't got any 
magic powers. Kind of the opposite of Muggle-born wizards, but 
Squibs are quite unusual. If Filch's trying to learn magic from a 
Kwikspell course, I reckon he must be a Squib. It would explain a lot. 
Like why he hates students so much." Ron gave a satisfied smile. 
"He's bitter." 
A clock chimed somewhere. 
"Midnight," said Harry. "We'd better get to bed before Snape comes 
along and tries to frame us for something else." 
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For a few days, the school could talk of little else but the attack on 
Mrs. Norris. Filch kept it fresh in everyone's minds by pacing the spot 
where she had been attacked, as though he thought the attacker might 
come back. Harry had seen him scrubbing the message on the wall 
with Mrs. Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover, but to no 
effect; the words still gleamed as brightly as ever on the stone. When 
Filch wasn't guarding the scene of the crime, he was skulking redeyed 
through the corridors, lunging out at unsuspecting students and 
trying to put them in detention for things like "breathing loudly' and 
"looking happy." 
Ginny Weasley seemed very disturbed by Mrs. Norris's fate. 
According to Ron, she was a great cat lover. 
"But you haven't really got to know Mrs. Norris," Ron told her 
bracingly. "Honestly, we're much better off without her." Ginny's lip 
trembled. "Stuff like this doesn't often happen at Hogwarts," Ron 
assured her. "They'll catch the maniac who did it and have him out of 
here in no time. I just hope he's got time to Petrify Filch before he's 
expelled. I'm only joking -" Ron added hastily as Ginny blanched. 
The attack had also had an effect on Hermione. It was quite usual for 
Hermione to spend a lot of time reading, but she was now doing 
almost nothing else. Nor could Harry and Ron get much response 
from her when they asked what she was up to, and not until the 
following Wednesday did they find out. 
Harry had been held back in Potions, where Snape had made him stay 
behind to scrape tubeworms off the desks. After a hurried lunch, he 
went upstairs to meet Ron in the library, and saw Justin Finch- 
Fletchley, the Hufflepuff boy from Herbology, coming 
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toward him. Harry had just opened his mouth to say hello when Justin 
caught sight of him, turned abruptly, and sped off in the opposite 
direction. 
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Magic homework. Professor Binns had asked for a threefoot-long 
composition on "The Medieval Assembly of European 
Wizards." 
"I don't believe it, I'm still eight inches short said Ron fu 
riously, letting go of his parchment, which sprang back into a roll. 
"And Hermione's done four feet seven inches and her writing's 
tiny. " 
"Where is she?" asked Harry, grabbing the tape measure and unrolling 
his own homework. 
"Somewhere over there," said Ron, pointing along the shelves. "Looking 
for another book. I think she's trying to read the whole library before 
Christmas." 
Harry told Ron about Justin Finch-Fletchley running away from him. 
"Dunno why you care. I thought he was a bit of an idiot," said Ron, 
scribbling away, making his writing as large as possible. "All that junk 
about Lockhart being so great -" 
Hermione emerged from between the bookshelves. She looked irritable 
and at last seemed ready to talk to them. 
"All the copies of Hogwarts, A History have been taken out," she said, 
sitting down next to Harry and Ron. "And there's a two-week waiting 
list. I wish I hadn't left my copy at home, but I couldn't fit it in my trunk 
with all the Lockhart books." 
"Why do you want it?" said Harry. 
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"The same reason everyone else wants it," said Hermione, "to read 
up on the legend of the Chamber of Secrets." 
"What's that?" said Harry quickly. 
"That's just it. I can't remember," said Hermione, biting her lip. "And 
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"Hermione, let me read your composition," said Ron desperately, 
checking his watch. 
"No, I won't," said Hermione, suddenly severe. "You've had ten 
days to finish it -" 
"I only need another two inches, come on -" 
The bell rang. Ron and Hermione led the way to History of Magic, 
bickering. 
History of Magic was the dullest subject on their schedule. Professor 
Binns, who taught it, was their only ghost teacher, and the most 
exciting thing that ever happened in his classes was his entering the 
room through the blackboard. Ancient and shriveled, many people 
said he hadn't noticed he was dead. He had simply got up to teach 
one day and left his body behind him in an armchair in front of the 
staff room fire; his routine had not varied in the slightest since. 
Today was as boring as ever. Professor Binns opened his notes and 
began to read in a flat drone like an old vacuum cleaner until nearly 
everyone in the class was in a deep stupor, occasionally coming to 
long enough to copy down a name or date, then falling asleep again. 
He had been speaking for half an hour when something happened 
that had never happened before. Hermione put up her hand. 
Professor Binns, glancing up in the middle of a deadly dull lec 
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ture on the International Warlock Convention of 1289, looked amazed. 
"Miss - er -?" 
"Granger, Professor. I was wondering if you could tell us anything 
about the Chamber of Secrets," said Hermione in a clear voice. 
Dean Thomas, who had been sitting with his mouth hanging open, 
gazing out of the window, jerked out of his trance; Lavender Brown's 
head came up off her arms and Neville Longbottom's elbow slipped 
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Professor Binns blinked. 
"My subject is History of Magic," he said in his dry, wheezy voice. "I 
deal with facts, Miss Granger, not myths and legends." He cleared his 
throat with a small noise like chalk s!-ping and continued, "In 
September of that year, a subcommittee of Sardinian sorcerers 
"
He stuttered to a halt. Hermione's hand was waving in the air again. 
"Miss Grant?" 
"Please, sir, don't legends always have a basis in fact?" 
Professor Binns was looking at her in such amazement, Harry was 
sure no student had ever interrupted him before, alive or dead. 
"Well," said Professor Binns slowly, "yes, one could argue that, I 
suppose." He peered at Hermione as though he had never seen a 
student properly before. "However, the legend of which you speak is 
such a very sensational, even ludicrous tale -" 
But the whole class was now hanging on Professor Binns's every 
word. He looked dimly at them all, every face turned to his. Harry 
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could tell he was completely thrown by such an unusual show of 
interest. 
"Oh, very well," he said slowly. "Let me see ... the Chamber of 
Secrets ... 
"You all know, of course, that Hogwarts was founded over a thousand 
years ago - the precise date is uncertain - by the four greatest witches 
and wizards of the age. The four school Houses are named after 
them: Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw, and 
Salazar Slytherin. They built this castle together, far from prying 
Muggle eyes, for it was an age when magic was feared by common 
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He paused, gazed blearily around the room, and continued. 
"For a few years, the founders worked in harmony together, seeking 
out youngsters who showed signs of magic and bringing them to the 
castle to be educated. But then disagreements sprang up between 
them. A rift began to grow between Slytherin and the others. Slytherin 
wished to be more selective about the students admitted to Hogwarts. He 
believed that magical learning should be kept within all-magic families. 
He disliked taking students of Muggle parentage, believing them to be 
untrustworthy. After a while, there was a serious argument on the 
subject between Slytherin and Gryffindor, and Slytherin left the 
school." 
Professor Binns paused again, pursing his lips, looking like a wrinkled 
old tortoise. 
"Reliable historical sources tell us this much," he said. "But these 
honest facts have been obscured by the fanciful legend of the 
Chamber of Secrets. The story goes that Slytherin had built a 
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hidden chamber in the castle, of which the other founders knew 
nothing. 
"Slytherin, according to the legend, sealed the Chamber of Secrets 
so that none would be able to open it until his own true heir arrived at 
the school. The heir alone would be able to unseal the Chamber of 
Secrets, unleash the horror within, and use it to purge the school of 
all who were unworthy to study magic." 
There was silence as he finished telling the story, but it wasn't the 
usual, sleepy silence that filled Professor Binns's classes. There was 
unease in the air as everyone continued to watch him, hoping for 
more. Professor Binns looked faintly annoyed. 
"The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course," he said. "Naturally, 
the school has been searched for evidence of such a chamber, many 
times, by the most learned witches and wizards. It does not exist. A 
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Hermione's hand was back in the air. 
"Sir - what exactly do you mean by the `horror within' the 
Chamber?" 
"That is believed to be some sort of monster, which the Heir of 
Slytherin alone can control," said Professor Binns in his dry, reedy 
voice. 
The class exchanged nervous looks. 
"I tell you, the thing does not exist," said Professor Binns, shuffling his 
notes. "There is no Chamber and no monster." 
"But, sir," said Seamus Finnigan, "if the Chamber can only be opened 
by Slytherin's true heir, no one else would be able to find it, would 
they?" 
"Nonsense, O'Flaherty," said Professor Binns in an aggravated 
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tone. "If a long succession of Hogwarts headmasters and 
headmistresses haven't found the thing -" 
"But, Professor," piped up Parvati Patil, "you'd probably have to use 
Dark Magic to open it -" 
"Just because a wizard doesn't use Dark Magic doesn't mean he 
can't, Miss Pennyfeather," snapped Professor Binns. "I repeat, if the 
likes of Dumbledore -" 
"But maybe you've got to be related to Slytherin, so Dumbledore 
couldn't -" began Dean Thomas, but Professor Binns had had 
enough. 
"That will do," he said sharply. "It is a myth! It does not exist! There 
is not a shred of evidence that Slytherin ever built so much as a 
secret broom cupboard! I regret telling you such a foolish story! We 
will return, if you please, to history, to solid, believable, verifiable 
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And within five minutes, the class had sunk back into its usual torpor. 
"I always knew Salazar Slytherin was a twisted old loony," Ron told 
Harry and Hermione as they fought their way through the teeming 
corridors at the end of the lesson to drop off their bags before 
dinner. "But I never knew he started all this pure-blood stuff. I 
wouldn't be in his house if you paid me. Honestly, if the Sorting Hat 
had tried to put me in Slytherin, I'd've got the train straight back 
home ...... 
Hermione nodded fervently, but Harry didn't say anything. His 
stomach had just dropped unpleasantly. 
Harry had never told Ron and Hermione that the Sorting Hat 
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had seriously considered putting him in Slytherin. He could remember, 
as though it were yesterday, the small voice that had spoken in his ear 
when he'd placed the hat on his head a year before: You could be great, 
you know, it's all here in your head, and Slytherin would help you on the 
way to greatness, no doubt about that... 
But Harry, who had already heard of Slytherin House's reputa 
tion for turning out Dark wizards, had thought desperately, Not 
Slytherin! and the hat had said, Oh, well, if you're sure ... better be 
Gryffindor... 
As they were shunted along in the throng, Colin Creevy went past. 
"Hiya, Harry!" 
"Hullo, Colin," said Harry automatically. 
"Harry - Harry - a boy in my class has been saying you're 
But Colin was so small he couldn~t fight against the tide of people 
bearing him toward the Great Hall; they heard him squeak, "See you, 
Harry!" and he was gone. 
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"That I'm Slytherin's heir, I expect," said Harry, his stomach dropping 
another inch or so as he suddenly remembered the way Justin Finch- 
Fletchley had run away from him at lunchtime. 
"People here'll believe anything," said Ron in disgust. 
The crowd thinned and they were able to climb the next staircase 
without difficulty. 
"D'you really think there's a Chamber of Secrets?" Ron asked 
Hermione. 
"I don't know," she said, frowning. "Dumbledore couldn't cure 
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Mrs. Norris, and that makes me think that whatever attacked her 
might not be - well - human." 
As she spoke, they turned a corner and found themselves at the end 
of the very corridor where the attack had happened. They stopped 
and looked. The scene was just as it had been that night, except that 
there was no stiff cat hanging from the torch bracket, and an empty 
chair stood against the wall bearing the message "The Chamber of 
Secrets has been Opened." 
"That's where Filch has been keeping guard," Ron muttered. 
They looked at each other. The corridor was deserted. 
"Can't hurt to have a poke around," said Harry, dropping his bag and 
getting to his hands and knees so that he could crawl along, searching 
for clues. 
"Scorch marks!" he said. "Here - and here -" 
"Come and look at this!" said Hermione. "This is funny . . . ." 
Harry got up and crossed to the window next to the message on the 
wall. Hermione was pointing at the topmost pane, where around 
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small crack. A long, silvery thread was dangling like a rope, as though 
they had all climbed it in their hurry to get outside. 
"Have you ever seen spiders act like that?" said Hermione 
wonderingly. 
"No," said Harry, "have you, Ron? Ron?" 
He looked over his shoulder. Ron was standing well back and seemed 
to be fighting the impulse to run. 
"What's up?" said Harry. 
"I - don't - like - spiders," said Ron tensely. 
"I never knew that," said Hermione, looking at Ron in surprise. 
"You've used spiders in Potions loads of times ...... 
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"I don't mind them dead," said Ron, who was carefully looking 
anywhere but at the window. "I just don't like the way they move .... 
Hermione giggled. 
"It's not funny," said Ron, fiercely. "If you must know, when I was 
three, Fred turned my - my teddy bear into a great big fiIthy spider 
because I broke his toy broomstick .... You wouldn't like them either if 
you'd been holding your bear and suddenly it had too many legs and. . 
. " 
He broke off, shuddering. Hermione was obviously still trying not to 
laugh. Feeling they had better get off the subject, Harry said, 
"Remember all that water on the floor? Where did that come from? 
Someone's mopped it up." 
"It was about here," said Ron, recovering himself to walk a few paces 
past Filch's chair and pointing. "Level with this door." 
He reached for the brass doorknob but suddenly withdrew his hand as 
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"What's the matter?" said Harry. 
"Can't go in there," said Ron gruffly. "That's a girls' toilet." 
"Oh, Ron, there won't be anyone in there," said Hermione, standing up 
and coming over. "That's Moaning Myrtle's place. Come on, let's have 
a look." 
And ignoring the large OUT of ORDER sign, she opened the door. 
It was the gloomiest, most depressing bathroom Harry had ever set 
foot in. Under a large, cracked, and spotted mirror were a row of 
chipped sinks. The floor was damp and reflected the dull light given 
off by the stubs of a few candles, burning low in their holders; the 
wooden doors to the stalls were flaking and scratched and one of 
them was dangling off its hinges. 
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Hermione put her fingers to her lips and set off toward the end stall. 
When she reached it she said, "Hello, Myrtle, how are you?" 
Harry and Ron went to look. Moaning Myrtle was floating above the 
tank of the toilet, picking a spot on her chin. 
"This is a girls' bathroom," she said, eyeing Ron and Harry suspiciously. 
"They're not girls." 
"No," Hermione agreed. "I just wanted to show them how er - nice it is 
in here." 
She waved vaguely at the dirty old mirror and the damp floor. 
"Ask her if she saw anything," Harry mouthed at Hermione. 
"What are you whispering?" said Myrtle, staring at him. 
"Nothing," said Harry quickly. "We wanted to ask -" 
"I wish people would stop talking behind my back!" said Myrtle, in a 
voice choked with tears. "I do have feelings, you know, even if I am 
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"Myrtle, no one wants to upset you," said Hermione. "Harry only -" 
"No one wants to upset me! That's a good one!" howled Myrtle. "My 
life was nothing but misery at this place and now people come along 
ruining my death!" 
"We wanted to ask you if you've seen anything funny lately," said 
Hermione quickly. "Because a cat was attacked right outside your 
front door on Halloween." 
"Did you see anyone near here that night?" said Harry. 
"I wasn't paying attention," said Myrtle dramatically. "Peeves upset me 
so much I came in here and tried to kill myself Then, of course, I 
remembered that I'm - that I'm " 
"Already dead," said Ron helpfully. 
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Myrtle gave a tragic sob, rose up in the air, turned over, and dived 
headfirst into the toilet, splashing water all over them and vanishing 
from sight, although from the direction of her muffled sobs, she had 
come to rest somewhere in the U-bend. 
Harry and Ron stood with their mouths open, but Hermione shrugged 
wearily and said, "Honestly, that was almost cheerful for Myrtle .... 
Come on, let's go." 
Harry had barely closed the door on Myrtle's gurgling sobs when a 
loud voice made all three of them jump. 
"RON!" 
Percy Weasley had stopped dead at the head of the stairs, prefect 
badge agleam, an expression of complete shock on his face. 
"That's a girls' bathroom!" he gasped. "What were you -?" 
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Percy swelled in a manner that reminded Harry forcefully of Mrs. 
Weasley. 
"Get - away - from - there -" Perry said, striding toward them and 
starting to bustle them along, flapping his arms. "Don't you care what 
this looks like? Coming back here while everyone's at dinner -" 
"Why shouldn't we be here?" said Ron hotly, stopping short and glaring 
at Percy. "Listen, we never laid a finger on that cat!" 
"That's what I told Ginny," said Percy fiercely, "but she still seems to 
think you're going to be expelled, I've never seen her so upset, crying 
her eyes out, you might think of her, all the first years are thoroughly 
overexcited by this business -" 
"You don't care about Ginny," said Ron, whose ears were now 
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reddening. "You're just worried I'm going to mess up your chances of 
being Head Boy -" 
"Five points from Gryffindor!" Percy said tersely, fingering his prefect 
badge. "And I hope it teaches you a lesson! No more detective work, or 
I'll write to Mum!" 
And he strode off, the back of his neck as red as Ron's ears. 
Harry, Ron, and Hermione chose seats as far as possible from Percy 
in the common room that night. Ron was still in a very bad temper and 
kept blotting his Charms homework. When he reached absently for his 
wand to remove the smudges, it ignited the parchment. Fuming almost 
as much as his homework, Ron slammed The Standard Book of Spells, 
Grade 2 shut. To Harry's surprise, Hermione followed suit. 
"Who can it be, though?" she said in a quiet voice, as though 
continuing a conversation they had just been having. "Who'd want to 
frighten all the Squibs and Muggle-borns out of Hogwarts?" 
"Let's think," said Ron in mock puzzlement. "Who do we know who 
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He looked at Hermione. Hermione looked back, unconvinced. 
"If you're talking about Malfoy -" 
"Of course I am!" said Ron. "You heard him - `You'll be next, 
Mudbloods!'- come on, you've only got to look at his foul rat face to 
know it's him -" 
"Malfoy, the Heir of Slytherin?" said Hermione skeptically. 
"Look at his family," said Harry, closing his books, too. "The whole lot 
of them have been in Slytherin; he's always boasting about it. They 
could easily be Slytherin's descendants. His father's definitely evil 
enough." 
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"They couldve had the key to the Chamber of Secrets for centuries!" 
said Ron. "Handing it down, father to son ...... 
"Well," said Hermione cautiously, "I suppose it's possible ...... 
"But how do we prove it?" said Harry darkly. 
"There might be a way," said Hermione slowly, dropping her voice still 
further with a quick glance across the room at Percy. "Of course, it 
would be difficult. And dangerous, very dangerous. We'd be breaking 
about fifty school rules, I expect -" 
"If, in a month or so, you feel like explaining, you will let us know, 
won't you?" said Ron irritably. 
"All right," said Hermione coldly. "What we'd need to do is to get 
inside the Slytherin common room and ask Malfoy a few questions 
without him realizing it's us." 
"But that's impossible," Harry said as Ron laughed. 
"No, it's not," said Hermione. "All we'd need would be some Polyjuice 
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"Snape mentioned it in class a few weeks ago -" 
"D'you think we've got nothing better to do in Potions than listen to 
Snape?" muttered Ron. 
"It transforms you into somebody else. Think about it! We could 
change into three of the Slytherins. No one would know it was us. 
Malfoy would probably tell us anything. He's probably boasting about it 
in the Slytherin common room right now, if only we could hear him." 
"This Polyjuice stuff sounds a bit dodgy to me," said Ron, frowning. 
"What if we were stuck looking like three of the Slytherins forever?" 
"It wears off after a while," said Hermione, waving her hand 
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impatiently. "But getting hold of the recipe will be very difficult. 
Snape said it was in a book called Moste Potente Potions and it's 
bound to be in the Restricted Section of the library." 
There was only one way to get out a book from the Restricted 
Section: You needed a signed note of permission from a teacher. 
"Hard to see why we'd want the book, really," said Ron, "if we 
weren't going to try and make one of the potions." 
"I think," said Hermione, "that if we made it sound as though 
we were just interested in the theory, we might stand a chance ...... 
"Oh, come on, no teacher's going to fall for that," said Ron. 
"They'd have to be really thick . . . ." 
C H-H A P T V It T 1' N 
THE ROGUE BLUDGER 
ince the disastrous episode of the pixies, Professor Lockhart had not 
brought live creatures to class. Instead, he read passages from his 
books to them, and sometimes reenacted some of the more dramatic 
bits. He usually picked Harry to help him with these reconstructions; 
so far, Harry had been forced to play a simple Transylvanian villager 
whom Lockhart had cured of a Babbling Curse, a yeti with a head 
cold, and a vampire who had been unable to eat anything except 
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Harry was hauled to the front of the class during their very next 
Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson, this time acting a werewolf If 
he hadn't had a very good reason for keeping Lockhart in a good 
mood, he would have refused to do it. 
"Nice loud howl, Harry - exactly - and then, if you'll believe it, I 
pounced - like this - slammed him to the floor - thus with one hand, I 
managed to hold him down - with my other, I 
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put my wand to his throat -I then screwed up my remaining strength 
and performed the immensely complex Homorphus Charm - he let 
out a piteous moan - go on, Harry - higher than that - good - the fur 
vanished - the fangs shrank - and he turned back into a man. Simple, 
yet effective - and another village will remember me forever as the 
hero who delivered them from the monthly terror of werewolf 
attacks." 
The bell rang and Lockhart got to his feet. 
"Homework - compose a poem about my defeat of the Wagga 
Wagga Werewolf! Signed copies of Magical Me to the author of the 
best one!" 
The class began to leave. Harry returned to the back of the room, 
where Ron and Hermione were waiting. 
"Ready?" Harry muttered. 
"Wait till everyone's gone," said Hermione nervously. "All right . . . " 
She approached Lockhart's desk, a piece of paper clutched tightly in 
her hand, Harry and Ron right behind her. 
"Er - Professor Lockhart?" Hermione stammered. "I wanted to - to 
get this book out of the library. Just for background reading." She 
held out the piece of paper, her hand shaking slightly. "But the thing 
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sign for it - I'm sure it would help me understand what you say in 
Gadding with Ghouls about slow-acting venoms 
"Ah, Gadding with Ghouls!" said Lockhart, taking the note from 
Hermione and smiling widely at her. "Possibly my very favorite 
book. You enjoyed it?" 
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"Oh, yes," said Hermione eagerly. "So clever, the way you trapped that 
last one with the tea-strainer -" 
"Well, I'm sure no one will mind me giving the best student of the year 
a little extra help," said Lockhart warmly, and he pulled out an 
enormous peacock quill. "Yes, nice, isn't it?" he said, misreading the 
revolted look on Ron's face. "I usually save it for book-signings." 
He scrawled an enormous loopy signature on the note and handed it 
back to Hermione. 
"So, Harry," said Lockhart, while Hermione folded the note with 
fumbling fingers and slipped it into her bag. "Tomorrow's the first 
Quidditch match of the season, I believe? Gryffindor against Slytherin, 
is it not? I hear you're a useful player. I was a Seeker, too. I was 
asked to try for the National Squad, but preferred to dedicate my life 
to the eradication of the Dark Forces. Still, if ever you feel the need 
for a little private training, don't hesitate to ask. Always happy to pass 
on my expertise to less able players ...... 
Harry made an indistinct noise in his throat and then hurried off after 
Ron and Hermione. 
"I don't believe it," he said as the three of them examined the signature 
on the note. "He didn't even look at the book we wanted." 
"That's because he's a brainless git," said Ron. "But who cares, we've 
got what we needed -" 
"He is not a brainless git," said Hermione shrilly as they half ran 
toward the library. 
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They dropped their voices as they entered the muffled stillness of the 
library. Madam Pince, the librarian, was a thin, irritable woman who 
looked like an underfed vulture. 
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"Moste Potente Potions?" she repeated suspiciously, trying to take the 
note from Hermione; but Hermione wouldn't let go. 
"I was wondering if I could keep it," she said breathlessly. 
"Oh, come on," said Ron, wrenching it from her grasp and thrusting it 
at Madam Pince. "We'll get you another autograph. Lockhart'll sign 
anything if it stands still long enough." 
Madam Pince held the note up to the light, as though determined to 
detect a forgery, but it passed the test. She stalked away between the 
lofty shelves and returned several minutes later carrying a large and 
moldy-looking book. Hermione put it carefully into her bag and they 
left, trying not to walk too quickly or look too guilty. 
Five minutes later, they were barricaded in Moaning Myrtle's out-oforder 
bathroom once again. Hermione had overridden Ron's objections 
by pointing out that it was the last place anyone in their right minds 
would go, so they were guaranteed some privacy. Moaning Myrtle 
was crying noisily in her stall, but they were ignoring her, and she 
them. 
Hermione opened Moste Potente Potions carefully, and the three of 
them bent over the damp-spotted pages. It was clear from a glance 
why it belonged in the Restricted Section. Some of the potions had 
effects almost too gruesome to think about, and there were some very 
unpleasant illustrations, which included a man who seemed to have 
been turned inside out and a witch sprouting several extra pairs of 
arms out of her head. 
"Here it is," said Hermione excitedly as she found the page headed The 
Polyjuice Potion. It was decorated with drawings of people halfway 
through transforming into other people. Harry sin 
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cerely hoped the artist had imagined the looks of intense pain on their 
faces. 
"This is the most complicated potion I've ever seen," said Hermione as 
they scanned the recipe. "Lacewing flies, leeches, fluxweed, and 
knotgrass," she murmured, running her finger down the list of 
ingredients. "Well, they're easy enough, they're in the student storecupboard, 
we can help ourselves .... Oooh, look, powdered horn of a 
bicorn - don't know where we're going to get that - shredded skin of a 
boomslang -. that'll be tricky, too and of course a bit of whoever we 
want to change into." 
"Excuse me?" said Ron sharply. "What d'you mean, a bit of whoever 
we're changing into? I'm drinking nothing with Crabbe's toenails in it -" 
Hermione continued as though she hadn't heard him. 
"We don't have to worry about that yet, though, because we add those 
bits last ...... 
Ron turned, speechless, to Harry, who had another worry. 
"D'you realize how much we're going to have to steal, Hermione? 
Shredded skin of a boomslang, that's definitely not in the students' 
cupboard. What're we going to do, break into Snape's private stores? I 
don't know if this is a good idea ...... 
Hermione shut the book with a snap. 
"Well, if you two are going to chicken out, fine," she said. There were 
bright pink patches on her cheeks and her eyes were brighter than 
usual. "I don't want to break rules, you know. I think threatening 
Muggle-borns is far worse than brewing up a difficult potion. But if 
you don't want to find out if it's Malfoy, I'll go straight to Madam Pince 
now and hand the book back in =' 
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"I never thought Id see the day when you'd be persuading us to 
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"How long will it take to make, anyway?" said Harry as Hermione, 
looking happier, opened the book again. 
"Well, since the fluxweed has got to be picked at the full moon and 
the lacewings have got to be stewed for twenty-one days ... I'd say 
it'd be ready in about a month, if we can get all the ingredients." 
"A month?" said Ron. "Malfoy could have attacked half the Muggleborns 
in the school by then!" But Hermione's eyes narrowed 
dangerously again, and he added swiftly, "But it's the best plan we've 
got, so full steam ahead, I say." 
However, while Hermione was checking that the coast was clear for 
them to leave the bathroom, Ron muttered to Harry, "It'll be a lot less 
hassle if you can just knock Malfoy off his broom tomorrow. 
Harry woke early on Saturday morning and lay for a while thinking 
about the coming Quidditch match. He was nervous, mainly at the 
thought of what Wood would say if Gryffindor lost, but also at the 
idea of facing a team mounted on the fastest racing brooms gold 
could buy. He had never wanted to beat Slytherin so badly. After 
half an hour of lying there with his insides churning, he got up, 
dressed, and went down to breakfast early, where he found the rest 
of the Gryffindor team huddled at the long, empty table, all looking 
uptight and not speaking much. 
As eleven o'clock approached, the whole school started to make its 
way down to the Quidditch stadium. It was a muggy sort of day 
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with a hint of thunder in the air. Ron and Hermione came hurrying 
over to wish Harry good luck as he entered the locker rooms. The 
team pulled on their scarlet Gryffindor robes, then sat down to listen to 
Wood's usual pre-match pep talk. 
"Slytherin has better brooms than us," he began. "No point denying it. 
But we've got better people on our brooms. We've trained harder than 
they have, we've been flying in all weathers -" ("Too true," muttered 
George Weasley. "I haven't been properly dry since August") "- and 
we're going to make them rue the day they let that little bit of slime, 
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Chest heaving with emotion, Wood turned to Harry. 
"It'll be down to you, Harry, to show them that a Seeker has to have 
something more than a rich father. Get to that Snitch before Malfoy or 
die trying, Harry, because we've got to win today, we've got to." 
"So no pressure, Harry" said Fred, winking at him. 
As they walked out onto the pitch, a roar of noise greeted them; mainly 
cheers, because Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff were anxious to see 
Slytherin beaten, but the Slytherins in the crowd made their boos and 
hisses heard, too. Madam Hooch, the Quidditch teacher, asked Flint 
and Wood to shake hands, which they did, giving each other 
threatening stares and gripping rather harder than was necessary. 
"On my whistle," said Madam Hooch. "Three ... two ... one. . . 
With a roar from the crowd to speed them upward, the fourteen 
players rose toward the leaden sky. Harry flew higher than any of 
them, squinting around for the Snitch. 
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"All right there, Scarhead?" yelled Malfoy, shooting underneath him as 
though to show off the speed of his broom. 
Harry had no time to reply. At that very moment, a heavy black 
Bludger came pelting toward him; he avoided it so narrowly that he 
felt it ruffle his hair as it passed. 
"Close one, Harry!" said George, streaking past him with his club in his 
hand, ready to knock the Bludger back toward a Slytherin. Harry saw 
George give the Bludger a powerful whack in the direction of Adrian 
Pucey, but the Bludger changed direction in midair and shot straight 
for Harry again. 
Harry dropped quickly to avoid it, and George managed to hit it hard 
toward Malfoy. Once again, the Bludger swerved like a boomerang 
and shot at Harry's head. 
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pitch. He could hear the Bludger whistling along behind him. What 
was going on? Bludgers never concentrated on one player like this; it 
was their job to try and unseat as many people as possible .... 
Fred Weasley was waiting for the Bludger at the other end. Harry 
ducked as Fred swung at the Bludger with all his might; the Bludger 
was knocked off course. 
"Gotcha!" Fred yelled happily, but he was wrong; as though it was 
magnetically attracted to Harry, the Bludger pelted after him once 
more and Harry was forced to fly off at full speed. 
It had started to rain; Harry felt heavy drops fall onto his face, 
splattering onto his glasses. He didn't have a clue what was going on 
in the rest of the game until he heard Lee Jordan, who was 
commentating, say, "Slytherin lead, sixty points to zero =' 
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The Slytherins' superior brooms were clearly doing their jobs, and 
meanwhile the mad Bludger was doing all it could to knock Harry 
out of the air. Fred and George were now flying so close to him on 
either side that Harry could see nothing at all except their flailing arms 
and had no chance to look for the Snitch, let alone catch it. 
"Someone's - tampered - with - this - Bludger -" Fred grunted, 
swinging his bat with all his might at it as it launched a new attack on 
Harry. 
"We need time out," said George, trying to signal to Wood and stop 
the Bludger breaking Harry's nose at the same time. 
Wood had obviously got the message. Madam Hooch's whistle rang 
out and Harry, Fred, and George dived for the ground, still trying to 
avoid the mad Bludger. 
"What's going on?" said Wood as the Gryffindor team huddled 
together, while Slytherins in the crowd jeered. "We're being 
flattened. Fred, George, where were you when that Bludger stopped 
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murdering Harry, Oliver," said George angrily. "Someone's fixed it - 
it won't leave Harry alone. It hasn't gone for anyone else all game. 
The Slytherins must have done something to it." 
"But the Bludgers have been locked in Madam Hooch's office since 
our last practice, and there was nothing wrong with them then . . . . " 
said Wood, anxiously. 
Madam Hooch was walking toward them. Over her shoulder, Harry 
could see the Slytherin team jeering and pointing in his direction. 
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"Listen," said Harry as she came nearer and nearer, "with you two 
flying around me all the time the only way I'm going to catch the 
Snitch is if it flies up my sleeve. Go back to the rest of the team and 
let me deal with the rogue one." 
"Don't be thick," said Fred. "It'll take your head off." 
Wood was looking from Harry to the Weasleys. 
(I Oliver, this is insane," said Alicia Spinner angrily. "You can't let Harry 
deal with that thing on his own. Let's ask for an inquiry -)) 
"If we stop now, we'll have to forfeit the match!" said Harry. "And 
we're not losing to Slytherin just because of a crazy Bludger! Come 
on, Oliver, tell them to leave me alone!" 
"This is all your fault," George said angrily to Wood. " `Get the Snitch 
or die trying,' what a stupid thing to tell him -" 
Madam Hooch had joined them. 
"Ready to resume play?" she asked Wood. 
Wood looked at the determined look on Harry's face. 
"All right," he said. "Fred, George, you heard Harry -leave him alone 
and let him deal with the Bludger on his own." 
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Harry kicked hard into the air and heard the telltale whoosh of the 
Bludger behind him. Higher and higher Harry climbed; he looped and 
swooped, spiraled, zigzagged, and rolled. Slightly dizzy, he nevertheless 
kept his eyes wide open, rain was speckling his glasses and ran up his 
nostrils as he hung upside down, avoiding another fierce dive from the 
Bludger. He could hear laughter from the crowd; he knew he must 
look very stupid, but the rogue Bludger was heavy and couldn't change 
direction as quickly as Harry could; he began a kind of roller-coaster 
ride around the 
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edges of the stadium, squinting through the silver sheets of rain to the 
Gryffindor goal posts, where Adrian Pucey was trying to get past 
Wood 
A whistling in Harry's ear told him the Bludger had just missed him 
again; he turned right over and sped in the opposite direction. 
"Training for the ballet, Potter?" yelled Malfoy as Harry was forced to 
do a stupid kind of twirl in midair to dodge the Bludger, and he fled, the 
Bludger trailing a few feet behind him; and then, glaring back at 
Malfoy in hatred, he saw it - the Golden Snitch. It was hovering inches 
above Malfoy's left ear - and Malfoy, busy laughing at Harry, hadn't 
seen it. 
For an agonizing moment, Harry hung in midair, not daring to speed 
toward Malfoy in case he looked up and saw the Snitch. 
WHAM. 
He had stayed still a second too long. The Bludger had hit him at last, 
smashed into his elbow, and Harry felt his arm break. Dimly, dazed by 
the searing pain in his arm, he slid sideways on his rain-drenched 
broom, one knee still crooked over it, his right arm dangling useless at 
his side - the Bludger came pelting back for a second attack, this time 
W-ming at his face - Harry swerved out of the way, one idea firmly 
lodged in his numb brain: get to Malfoy. 
Through a haze of rain and pain he dived for the shimmering, sneering 
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"What the -" he gasped, careening out of Harry's way. 
Harry took his remaining hand off his broom and made a wild snatch; 
he felt his fingers close on the cold Snitch but was now only 
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gripping the broom with his legs, and there was a yell from the crowd 
below as he headed straight for the ground, trying hard not to pass 
out. 
With a splattering thud he hit the mud and rolled off his broom. His 
arm was hanging at a very strange angle; riddled with pain, he heard, 
as though from a distance, a good deal of whistling and shouting. He 
focused on the Snitch clutched in his good hand. 
"Aha," he said vaguely. "We've won." 
And he fainted. 
He came around, rain falling on his face, still lying on the field, with 
someone leaning over him. He saw a glitter of teeth. 
"Oh, no, not you," he moaned. 
"Doesn't know what he's saying," said Lockhart loudly to the anxious 
crowd of Gryffindors pressing around them. "Not to worry, Harry. 
I'm about to fix your arm." 
"No!"said Harry. "I'll keep it like this, thanks ...... 
He tried to sit up, but the pain was terrible. He heard a familiar 
clicking noise nearby. 
"I don't want a photo of this, Colin," he said loudly. 
"Lie back, Harry," said Lockhart soothingly. "It's a simple charm I've 
used countless times -" 
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"He should really, Professor," said a muddy Wood, who couldn't 
help grinning even though his Seeker was injured. "Great capture, 
Harry, really spectacular, your best yet, Id say -" 
Through the thicket of legs around him, Harry spotted Fred and 
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George Weasley, wrestling the rogue Bludger into a box. It was still 
putting up a terrific fight. 
"Stand back," said Lockhart, who was rolling up his jade-green 
sleeves. 
"No - don't -" said Harry weakly, but Lockhart was twirling his wand 
and a second later had directed it straight at Harry's arm. 
A strange and unpleasant sensation started at Harry's shoulder and 
spread all the way down to his fingertips. It felt as though his arm was 
being deflated. He didn't dare look at what was happening. He had 
shut his eyes, his face turned away from his arm, but his worst fears 
were realized as the people above him gasped and Colin Creevey 
began clicking away madly. His arm didn't hurt anymore - nor did it 
feel remotely like an arm. 
"Ah," said Lockhart. "Yes. Well, that can sometimes happen. But the 
point is, the bones are no longer broken. That's the thing to bear in 
mind. So, Harry, just toddle up to the hospital wing - ah, Mr. Weasley, 
Miss Granger, would you escort him? - and Madam Pomfrey will be 
able to - er - tidy you up a bit." 
As Harry got to his feet, he felt strangely lopsided. Taking a deep 
breath he looked down at his right side. What he saw nearly made him 
pass out again. 
Poking out of the end of his robes was what looked like a thick, fleshcolored 
rubber glove. He tried to move his fingers. Nothing happened. 
Lockhart hadn't mended Harry's bones. He had removed them. 
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"You should have come straight to me!" she raged, holding up 
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the sad, limp remainder of what, half an hour before, had been a 
working arm. "I can mend bones in a second - but growing them back - 
"
"You will be able to, won't you?" said Harry desperately. 
"I'll be able to, certainly, but it will be painful," said Madam Pomfrey 
grimly, throwing Harry a pair of pajamas. "You'll have to stay the 
night ...... 
Hermione waited outside the curtain drawn around Harry's bed while 
Ron helped him into his pajamas. It took a while to stuff the rubbery, 
boneless arm into a sleeve. 
"How can you stick up for Lockhart now, Hermione, eh?" Ron called 
through the curtain as he pulled Harry's limp fingers through the cuff. 
"If Harry had wanted deboning he would have asked." 
"Anyone can make a mistake," said Hermione. "And it doesn't hurt 
anymore, does it, Harry?" 
"No," said Harry, getting into bed. "But it doesn't do anything else 
either." 
As he swung himself onto the bed, his arm flapped pointlessly. 
Hermione and Madam Pomfrey came around the curtain. Madam 
Pomfrey was holding a large bottle of something labeled Skele-Gro. 
"You're in for a rough night," she said, pouring out a steaming 
beakerful and handing it to him. "Regrowing bones is a nasty business. 
So was taking the Skele-Gro. It burned Harry's mouth and throat as it 
went down, making him cough and splutter. Still tut-tutting about 
dangerous sports and inept teachers, Madam Pomfrey re 
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treated, leaving Ron and Hermione to help Harry gulp down some 
water. 
"We won, though," said Ron, a grin breaking across his face. 
"That was some catch you made. Malfoy's face ... he looked ready 
to kill ...... 
"I want to know how he fixed that Bludger," said Hermione 
darkly. 
"We can add that to the list of questions we'll ask him when 
we've taken the Polyjuice Potion," said Harry, sinking back onto 
his pillows. "I hope it tastes better than this stuff ..... 
"If it's got bits of Slytherins in it? You've got to be joking," said 
Ron. 
The door of the hospital wing burst open at that moment. Filthy 
and soaking wet, the rest of the Gryffindor team had arrived to see 
Harry. 
"Unbelievable flying, Harry," said George. "I've just seen Mar 
cus Flint yelling at Malfoy. Something about having the Snitch on 
top of his head and not noticing. Malfoy didn't seem too happy." 
They had brought cakes, sweets, and bottles of pumpkin juice; 
they gathered around Harry's bed and were just getting started on 
what promised to be a good party when Madam Pomfrey came 
storming over, shouting, "This boy needs rest, he's got thirty-three 
bones to regrow! Out! OUT!" 
And Harry was left alone, with nothing to distract him from the 
stabbing pains in his limp arm. 
Hours and hours later, Harry woke quite suddenly in the pitch 
blackness and gave a small yelp of pain: His arm now felt full of 
large splinters. For a second, he thought that was what had woken 
him. Then, with a thrill of horror, he realized that someone was 
sponging his forehead in the dark. 
"Get off!" he said loudly, and then, "Dobby!" 
The house-elf's goggling tennis ball eyes were peering at Harry 
through the darkness. A single tear was running down his long, 
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"Dobby warned and warned Harry Potter. Ah sir, why didn't you 
heed Dobby? Why didn't Harry Potter go back home when he 
missed the train?" 
Harry heaved himself up on his pillows and pushed Dobby's sponge 
away. 
"What're you doing here?" he said. "And how did you know I missed 
the train?" 
Dobby's lip trembled and Harry was seized by a sudden suspicion. 
"It was you!" he said slowly. "You stopped the barrier from letting us 
through!" 
"Indeed yes, sir," said Dobby, nodding his head vigorously, ears 
flapping. "Dobby hid and watched for Harry Potter and sealed the 
gateway and Dobby had to iron his hands afterward" - he showed 
Harry ten long, bandaged fingers - "but Dobby didn't care, sir, for he 
thought Harry Potter was safe, and never did Dobby dream that Harry 
Potter would get to school another way!" 
He was rocking backward and forward, shaking his ugly head. 
"Dobby was 'so shocked when he heard Harry Potter was back at 
Hogwarts, he let his master's dinner burn! Such a flogging Dobby 
never had, sir . ..... 
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Harry slumped back onto his pillows. 
"You nearly got Ron and me expelled," he said fiercely. "You'd better 
get lost before my bones come back, Dobby, or I might strangle you." 
Dobby smiled weakly. 
"Dobby is used to death threats, sir. Dobby gets them five times a day 
at home." 
He blew his nose on a corner of the filthy pillowcase he wore, looking 
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"Why d'you wear that thing, Dobby?" he asked curiously. 
"This, sir?" said Dobby, plucking at the pillowcase. "'Tis a mark of the 
house-elf's enslavement, sir. Dobby can only be freed if his masters 
present him with clothes, sir. The family is careful not to pass Dobby 
even a sock, sir, for then he would be free to leave their house 
forever." 
Dobby mopped his bulging eyes and said suddenly, "Harry Potter must 
go home! Dobby thought his Bludger would be enough to make -" 
"Your Bludger?" said Harry, anger rising once more. "What d'you 
mean, your Bludger? You made that Bludger try and kill me?" 
"Not kill you, sir, never kill you!" said Dobby, shocked. "Dobby wants 
to save Harry Potter's life! Better sent home, grievously injured, than 
remain here sir! Dobby only wanted Harry Potter hurt enough to be 
sent home!" 
"Oh, is that all?" said Harry angrily. "I don't suppose you're going to 
tell me why you wanted me sent home in pieces?" 
"Ah, if Harry Potter only knew!" Dobby groaned, more tears dripping 
onto his ragged pillowcase. "If he knew what he means 
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to us, to the lowly, the enslaved, we dregs of the magical world! 
Dobby remembers how it was when He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named 
was at the height of his powers, sir! We house-elfs were treated like 
vermin, sir! Of course, Dobby is still treated like that, sir," he admitted, 
drying his face on the pillowcase. "But mostly, sir, life has improved 
for my kind since you triumphed over He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. 
Harry Potter survived, and the Dark Lord's power was broken, and it 
was a new dawn, sir, and Harry Potter shone like a beacon of hope 
for those of us who thought the Dark days would never end, sit... And 
now, at Hogwarts, terrible things are to happen, are perhaps happening 
already, and Dobby cannot let Harry Potter stay here now that history 
is to repeat itself, now that the Chamber of Secrets is open once more 
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bedside table and cracked it over his own head, toppling out of sight. A 
second later, he crawled back onto the bed, cross-eyed, muttering, 
"Bad Dobby, very bad Dobby. . ." 
"So there is a Chamber of Secrets?" Harry whispered. "And did you 
say it's been opened before? Tell me, Dobby!" 
He seized the elf's bony wrist as Dobby's hand inched toward the 
water jug. "But I'm not Muggle-born - how can I be in danger from the 
Chamber?" 
"Ah, sir, ask no more, ask no more of poor Dobby," stammered the elf, 
his eyes huge in the dark. "Dark deeds are planned in this place, but 
Harry Potter must not be here when they happen - go home, Harry 
Potter, go home. Harry Potter must not meddle in this, sir, 'tis too 
dangerous -" 
"Who is it, Dobby?" Harry said, keeping a firm hold on Dobby's 
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wrist to stop him from hitting himself with the water jug again. "Who's 
opened it? Who opened it last time?" 
"Dobby can't, sir, Dobby can't, Dobby mustn't tell!" squealed the elf. 
"Go home, Harry Potter, go home!" 
"I'm not going anywhere!" said Harry fiercely. "One of my best 
friends is Muggle-born; she'll be first in line if the Chamber really has 
been opened -" 
"Harry Potter risks his own life for his friends!" moaned Dobby in a 
kind of miserable ecstasy. "So noble! So valiant! But he must save 
himself, he must, Harry Potter must not -" 
Dobby suddenly froze, his bat ears quivering. Harry heard it, too. 
There were footsteps coming down the passageway outside. 
"Dobby must go!" breathed the elf, terrified. There was a loud crack, 
and Harry's fist was suddenly clenched on thin air. He slumped back 
into bed, his eyes on the dark doorway to the hospital wing as the 
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Next moment, Dumbledore was backing into the dormitory, wearing a 
long woolly dressing gown and a nightcap. He was carrying one end 
of what looked like a statue. Professor McGonagall appeared a 
second later, carrying its feet. Together, they heaved it onto a bed. 
"Get Madam Pomfrey," whispered Dumbledore, and Professor 
McGonagall hurried past the end of Harry's bed out of sight. Harry lay 
quite still, pretending to be asleep. He heard urgent voices, and then 
Professor McGonagall swept back into view, closely followed by 
Madam Pomfrey, who was pulling a cardigan on over her nightdress. 
He heard a sharp intake of breath. 
"What happened?" Madam Pomfrey whispered to Dumbledore, 
bending over the statue on the bed. 
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"Another attack," said Dumbledore. "Minerva found him on the stairs. 
"There was a bunch of grapes next to him," said Professor 
McGonagall. "We think he was trying to sneak up here to visit Potter." 
Harry's stomach gave a horrible lurch. Slowly and carefully, he raised 
himself a few inches so he could look at the statue on the bed. A ray 
of moonlight lay across its staring face. 
It was Colin Creevey. His eyes were wide and his hands were stuck 
up in front of him, holding his camera. 
"Petrified?" whispered Madam Pomfrey. 
"Yes," said Professor McGonagall. "But I shudder to think ... If Albus 
hadn't been on the way downstairs for hot chocolate - who knows 
what might have -" 
The three of them stared down at Colin. Then Dumbledore leaned 
forward and wrenched the camera out of Colin's rigid grip. 
"You don't think he managed to get a picture of his attacker?" said 
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Dumbledore didn't answer. He opened the back of the camera. 
"Good gracious!" said Madam Pomfrey. 
A jet of steam had hissed out of the camera. Harry, three beds away, 
caught the acrid smell of burnt plastic. 
"Melted," said Madam Pomfrey wonderingly. "All melted..." 
"What does this mean, Albus?" Professor McGonagall asked 
urgently. 
"It means," said Dumbledore, "that the Chamber of Secrets is indeed 
open again." 
Madam Pomfrey clapped a hand to her mouth. Professor McGonagall 
stared at Dumbledore. 
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"But, Albus ... surely ... who?" 
"The question is not who," said Dumbledore, his eyes on Colin. 
"The question is, how . . . ." 
And from what Harry could see of Professor McGonagall's shad 
owy face, she didn't understand this any better than he did. 
C H-H A P T t R ELEVEN 
THE D-KJEL]ING C-L-IJIB 
Harry woke up on Sunday morning to find the dormitory blazing with 
winter sunlight and his arm reboned but very stiff. He sat up quickly 
and looked over at Colin's bed, but it had been blocked from view by 
the high curtains Harry had changed behind yesterday. Seeing that he 
was awake, Madam Pomfrey came bustling over with a breakfast tray 
and then began bending and stretching his arm and fingers. 
"All in order," she said as he clumsily fed himself porridge lefthanded. 
"When you've finished eating, you may leave." 
Harry dressed as quickly as he could and hurried off to Gryffindor 
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but they weren't there. Harry left to look for them, wondering where 
they could have got to and feeling slightly hurt that they weren't 
interested in whether he had his bones back or not. 
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As Harry passed the library, Percy Weasley strolled out of it, 
looking in far better spirits than last time they'd met. 
"Oh, hello, Harry," he said. "Excellent flying yesterday, really 
excellent. Gryffindor has just taken the lead for the House Cup you 
earned fifty points!" 
"You haven't seen Ron or Hermione, have you?" said Harry. 
"No, I haven't," said Percy, his smile fading. "I hope Ron's not in 
another girls' toilet ..... 
Harry forced a laugh, watched Percy walk out of sight, and then 
headed straight for Moaning Myrtle's bathroom. He couldn't see why 
Ron and Hermione would be in there again, but after making sure 
that neither Filch nor any prefects were around, he opened the door 
and heard their voices coming from a locked stall. 
"It's me," he said, closing the door behind him. There was a clunk, a 
splash, and a gasp from within the stall and he saw Hermione's eye 
peering through the keyhole. 
`Harry!" she said. "You gave us such a fright - come in how's your 
arm?" 
"Fine," said Harry, squeezing into the stall. An old cauldron was 
perched on the toilet, and a crackling from under the rim told Harry 
they had lit a fire beneath it. Conjuring up portable, waterproof fires 
was a speciality of Hermione's. 
"We'd've come to meet you, but we decided to get started on the 
Polyjuice Potion," Ron explained as Harry, with difficulty, locked the 
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Harry started to tell them about Colin, but Hermione interrupted. 
"We already know - we heard Professor McGonagall telling 
Professor Flitwick this morning. That's why we decided we'd better get 
going -" 
"The sooner we get a confession out of Malfoy, the better," snarled 
Ron. "D'you know what I think? He was in such a foul temper after 
the Quidditch match, he took it out on Colin." 
"There's something else," said Harry, watching Hermione tearing 
bundles of knotgrass and throwing them into the potion. "Dobby came 
to visit me in the middle of the night." 
Ron and Hermione looked up, amazed. Harry told them everything 
Dobby had told him - or hadn't told him. Hermione and Ron listened 
with their mouths open. 
"The Chamber of Secrets has been opened before?" Hermione said. 
"This settles it," said Ron in a triumphant voice. "Lucius Malfoy must've 
opened the Chamber when he was at school here and now he's told 
dear old Draco how to do it. It's obvious. Wish Dobby'd told you what 
kind of monster's in there, though. I want to know how come nobody's 
noticed it sneaking around the school." 
"Maybe it can make itself invisible," said Hermione, prodding leeches to 
the bottom of the cauldron. "Or maybe it can disguise itself - pretend to 
be a suit of armor or something - I've read about Chameleon Ghouls -" 
"You read too much, Hermione," said Ron, pouring dead lacewings on 
top of the leeches. He crumpled up the empty lacewing bag and looked 
at Harry. 
"So Dobby stopped us from getting on the train and broke your 
arm He shook his head. "You know what, Harry? If he doesn't 
stop trying to save your life he's going to kill you." 
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The news that Colin Creevey had been attacked and was now lying 
as though dead in the hospital wing had spread through the entire 
school by Monday morning. The air was suddenly thick with rumor 
and suspicion. The first years were now moving around the castle in 
tight-knit groups, as though scared they would be attacked if they 
ventured forth alone. 
Ginny Weasley, who sat next to Colin Creevey in Charms, was 
distraught, but Harry felt that Fred and George were going the 
wrong way about cheering her up. They were taking turns covering 
themselves with fur or boils and jumping out at her from behind 
statues. They only stopped when Percy, apoplectic with rage, told 
them he was going to write to Mrs. Weasley and tell her Ginny was 
having nightmares. 
Meanwhile, hidden from the teachers, a roaring trade in talismans, 
amulets, and other protective devices was sweeping the school. 
Neville Longbottom bought a large, evil-smelling green onion, a 
pointed purple crystal, and a rotting newt tail before the other 
Gryffindor boys pointed out that he was in no danger; he was a pureblood, 
and therefore unlikely to be attacked. 
"They went for Filch first," Neville said, his round face fearful. "And 
everyone knows I'm almost a Squib." 
In the second week of December Professor McGonagall came 
around as usual, collecting names of those who would be staying at 
school for Christmas. Harry, Ron, and Hermione signed her list; they 
had heard that Malfoy was staying, which struck them as very 
suspicious. The holidays would be the perfect time to use the 
Polyjuice Potion and try to worm a confession out of him. 
Unfortunately, the potion was only half finished. They still 
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needed the bicorn horn and the boomslang skin, and the only place 
they were going to get them was from Snape's private stores. Harry 
privately felt he'd rather face Slytherin's legendary monster than let 
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"What we need," said Hermione briskly as Thursday afternoon's 
double Potions lesson loomed nearer, "is a diversion. Then one of us 
can sneak into Snape's office and take what we need." 
Harry and Ron looked at her nervously. 
"I think Id better do the actual stealing," Hermione continued in a 
matter-of-fact tone. "You two will be expelled if you get into any more 
trouble, and I've got a clean record. So all you need to do is cause 
enough mayhem to keep Snape busy for five minutes or so. 
Harry smiled feebly. Deliberately causing mayhem in Snape's Potions 
class was about as safe as poking a sleeping dragon in the eye. 
Potions lessons took place in one of the large dungeons. Thursday 
afternoon's lesson proceeded in the usual way. Twenty cauldrons 
stood steaming between the wooden desks, on which stood brass 
scales and jars of ingredients. Snape prowled through the fumes, 
making waspish remarks about the Gryffindors' work while the 
Slytherins sniggered appreciatively. Draco Malfoy, who was Snape's 
favorite student, kept flicking puffer-fish eyes at Ron and Harry, who 
knew that if they retaliated they would get detention faster than you 
could say "Unfair." 
Harry's Swelling Solution was far too runny, but he had his mind on 
more important things. He was waiting for Hermione's signal, and he 
hardly listened as Snape paused to sneer at his watery 
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potion. When Snape turned and walked off to bully Neville, Hermione 
caught Harry's eye and nodded. 
Harry ducked swiftly down behind his cauldron, pulled one of Fred's 
Filibuster fireworks out of his pocket, and gave it a quick prod with his 
wand. The firework began to fizz and sputter. Knowing he had only 
seconds, Harry straightened up, took aim, and lobbed it into the air; it 
landed right on target in Goyle's cauldron. 
Goyle's potion exploded, showering the whole class. People shrieked 
as splashes of the Swelling Solution hit them. Malfoy got a faceful and 
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hands over his eyes, which had expanded to the size of a dinner plate - 
Snape was trying to restore calm and find out what had happened. 
Through the confusion, Harry saw Hermione slip quietly into Snape's 
office. 
"Silence! SILENCE!" Snape roared. "Anyone who has been splashed, 
come here for a Deflating Draft - when I find out who did this -" 
Harry tried not to laugh as he watched Malfoy hurry forward, his head 
drooping with the weight of a nose like a small melon. As half the 
class lumbered up to Snape's desk, some weighted down with arms 
like clubs, others unable to talk through gigantic puffedup lips, Harry 
saw Hermione slide back into the dungeon, the front of her robes 
bulging. 
When everyone had taken a swig of antidote and the various swellings 
had subsided, Snape swept over to Goyle's cauldron and scooped out 
the twisted black remains of the firework. There was a sudden hush. 
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"If I ever find out who threw this," Snape whispered, "I shall make 
sure that person is expelled." 
Harry arranged his face into what he hoped was a puzzled 
expression. Snape was looking right at him, and the bell that rang ten 
minutes later could not have been more welcome. 
"He knew it was me," Harry told Ron and Hermione as they hurried 
back to Moaning Myrtle's bathroom. "I could tell." 
Hermione threw the new ingredients into the cauldron and began to 
stir feverishly. 
"It'll be ready in two weeks," she said happily. 
"Snape can't prove it was you," said Ron reassuringly to Harry. 
"What can he do?" 
"Knowing Snape, something foul," said Harry as the potion frothed 
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A week later, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were walking across the 
entrance hall when they saw a small knot of people gathered around 
the notice board, reading a piece of parchment that had just been 
pinned up. Seamus Finnigan and Dean Thomas beckoned them 
over, looking excited. 
"They're starting a Dueling Club!" said Seamus. "First meeting 
tonight! I wouldn't mind dueling lessons; they might come in handy 
one of these days ...... 
"What, you reckon Slytherin's monster can duel?" said Ron, but he, 
too, read the sign with interest. 
"Could be useful," he said to Harry and Hermione as they went into 
dinner. "Shall we go?" 
Harry and Hermione were all for it, so at eight o'clock that 
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evening they hurried back to the Great Hall. The long dining tables 
had vanished and a golden stage had appeared along one wall, lit by 
thousands of candles floating overhead. The ceiling was velvety 
black once more and most of the school seemed to be packed 
beneath it, all carrying their wands and looking excited. 
"I wonder who'll be teaching us?" said Hermione as they edged into 
the chattering crowd. "Someone told me Flitwick was a dueling 
champion when he was young - maybe it'll be him." 
"As long as it's not -" Harry began, but he ended on a groan: 
Gilderoy Lockhart was walking onto the stage, resplendent in robes 
of deep plum and accompanied by none other than Snape, wearing 
his usual black. 
Lockhart waved an arm for silence and called ' "Gather round, 
gather round! Can everyone see me? Can you all hear me? 
Excellent! 
"Now, Professor Dumbledore has granted me permission to start 
this little dueling club, to train you all in case you ever need to defend 
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details, see my published works. 
"Let me introduce my assistant, Professor Snape," said Lockhart, 
flashing a wide smile. "He tells me he knows a tiny little bit about 
dueling himself and has sportingly agreed to help me with a short 
demonstration before we begin. Now, I don't want any of you 
youngsters to worry - you'll still have your Potions master when I'm 
through with him, never fear!" 
"Wouldn't it be good if they finished each other off?" Ron muttered in 
Harry's ear. 
Snape's upper lip was curling. Harry wondered why Lockhart 
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was still smiling; if Snape had been looking at him like that he'd have 
been running as fast as he could in the opposite direction. 
Lockhart and Snape turned to face each other and bowed; at least, 
Lockhart did, with much twirling of his hands, whereas Snape jerked 
his head irritably. Then they raised their wands like swords in front of 
them. 
"As you see, we are holding our wands in the accepted combative 
position," Lockhart told the silent crowd. "On the count of three, we 
will cast our first spells. Neither of us will be aiming to kill, of course." 
"I wouldn't bet on that," Harry murmured, watching Snape baring his 
teeth. 
"One - two - three -" 
Both of them swung their wands above their heads and pointed them 
at their opponent; Snape cried: "Expelliarmus!" There was a dazzling 
flash of scarlet light and Lockhart was blasted off his feet: He flew 
backward off the stage, smashed into the wall, and slid down it to 
sprawl on the floor. 
Malfoy and some of the other Slytherins cheered. Hermione was 
dancing on tiptoes. "Do you think he's all right?" she squealed through 
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"Who cares?" said Harry and Ron together. 
Lockhart was getting unsteadily to his feet. His hat had fallen off and 
his wavy hair was standing on end. 
"Well, there you have it!" he said, tottering back onto the platform. 
"That was a Disarming Charm - as you see, I've lost my wand - ah, 
thank you, Miss Brown - yes, an excellent idea to show them that, 
Professor Snape, but if you don't mind my saying 
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so, it was very obvious what you were about to do. If I had wanted to 
stop you it would have been only too easy - however, I felt it would be 
instructive to let them see . . ." 
Snape was looking murderous. Possibly Lockhart had noticed, because 
he said, "Enough demonstrating! I'm going to come amongst you now 
and put you all into pairs. Professor Snape, if you'd like to help me -" 
They moved through the crowd, matching up partners. Lockhart 
teamed Neville with Justin Finch-Fletchley, but Snape reached Harry 
and Ron first. 
"Time to split up the dream team, I think," he sneered. "Weasley, you 
can partner Finnigan. Potter -" 
Harry moved automatically toward Hermione. 
"I don't think so," said Snape, smiling coldly. "Mr. Malfoy, come over 
here. Let's see what you make of the famous Potter. And you, Miss 
Granger - you can partner Miss Bulstrode." 
Malfoy strutted over, smirking. Behind him walked a Slytherin girl who 
reminded Harry of a picture he'd seen in Holidays with Hags. She was 
large and square and her heavy jaw jutted aggressively. Hermione 
gave her a weak smile that she did not return. 
"Face your partners!" called Lockhart, back on the platform. "And 
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Harry and Malfoy barely inclined their heads, not taking their eyes off 
each other. 
"Wands at the ready!" shouted Lockhart. "When I count to three, cast 
your charms to disarm your opponents - only to disarm them - we don't 
want any accidents - one ... two ... three -" 
*191* 
Harry swung his wand high, but Malfoy had already started on "two": 
His spell hit Harry so hard he felt as though he'd been hit over the 
head with a saucepan. He stumbled, but everything still seemed to be 
working, and wasting no more time, Harry pointed his wand straight at 
Malfoy and shouted, "Rictusempra!" 
A jet of silver light hit Malfoy in the stomach and he doubled up, 
wheezing. 
"I said disarm only!" Lockhart shouted in alarm over the heads of the 
battling crowd, as Malfoy sank to his knees; Harry had hit him with a 
Tickling Charm, and he could barely move for laughing. Harry hung 
back, with a vague feeling it would be unsporting to bewitch Malfoy 
while he was on the floor, but this was a mistake; gasping for breath, 
Malfoy pointed his wand at Harry's knees, choked, "Tarantallegra!" 
and the next second Harry's legs began to jerk around out of his 
control in a kind of quickstep. 
"Stop! Stop!" screamed Lockhart, but Snape took charge. 
"Finite Incantatem!" he shouted; Harry's feet stopped dancing, Malfoy 
stopped laughing, and they were able to look up. 
A haze of greenish smoke was hovering over the scene. Both Neville 
and Justin were lying on the floor, panting; Ron was holding up an 
ashen-faced Seamus, apologizing for whatever his broken wand had 
done; but Hermione and Millicent Bulstrode were still moving; 
Millicent had Hermione in a headlock and Hermione was whimpering 
in pain; both their wands lay forgotten on the floor. Harry leapt 
forward and pulled Millicent off. It was difficult: She was a lot bigger 
than he was. 
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the aftermath of the duels. "Up you go, Macmillan .... 
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Careful there, Miss Fawcett .... Pinch it hard, it'll stop bleeding in a 
second, Boot 
"I think Id better teach you how to block unfriendly spells," said 
Lockhart, standing flustered in the midst of the hall. He glanced at 
Snape, whose black eyes glinted, and looked quickly away. "Let's 
have a volunteer pair - Longbottom and Finch-Fletchley, how about 
you -" 
"A bad idea, Professor Lockhart," said Snape, gliding over like a large 
and malevolent bat. "Longbottom causes devastation with the simplest 
spells. We'll be sending what's left of Finch-Fletchley up to the 
hospital wing in a matchbox." Neville's round, pink face went pinker. 
"How about Malfoy and Potter?" said Snape with a twisted smile. 
"Excellent idea!" said Lockhart, gesturing Harry and Malfoy into the 
middle of the hall as the crowd backed away to give them room. 
"Now, Harry," said Lockhart. "When Draco points his wand at you, 
you do this." 
He raised his own wand, attempted a complicated sort of wiggling 
action, and dropped it. Snape smirked as Lockhart quickly picked it up, 
saying, "Whoops -my wand is a little overexcited -" 
Snape moved closer to Malfoy, bent down, and whispered something 
in his ear. Malfoy smirked, too. Harry looked up nervously at Lockhart 
and said, "Professor, could you show me that blocking thing again?" 
"Scared?" muttered Malfoy, so that Lockhart couldn't hear him. 
"You wish," said Harry out of the corner of his mouth. 
Lockhart cuffed Harry merrily on the shoulder. "Just do what I did, 
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But Lockhart wasn't listening. 
"Three - two - one - go!" he shouted. 
Malfoy raised his wand quickly and bellowed, "Serpensortia!" 
The end of his wand exploded. Harry watched, aghast, as a long black 
snake shot out of it, fell heavily onto the floor between them, and 
raised itself, ready to strike. There were screams as the crowd 
backed swiftly away, clearing the floor. 
"Don't move, Potter," said Snape lazily, clearly enjoying the sight of 
Harry standing motionless, eye to eye with the angry snake. "I'll get 
rid of it ...... 
"Allow me!" shouted Lockhart. He brandished his wand at the snake 
and there was a loud bang; the snake, instead of vanishing, flew ten 
feet into the air and fell back to the floor with a loud smack. Enraged, 
hissing furiously, it slithered straight toward Justin Finch-Fletchley and 
raised itself again, fangs exposed, poised to strike. 
Harry wasn't sure what made him do it. He wasn't even aware of 
deciding to do it. All he knew was that his legs were carrying him 
forward as though he was on casters and that he had shouted stupidly 
at the snake, "Leave him alone!" And miraculously - inexplicably - the 
snake slumped to the floor, docile as a thick, black garden hose, its 
eyes now on Harry. Harry felt the fear drain out of him. He knew the 
snake wouldn't attack anyone now, though how he knew it, he couldn't 
have explained. 
He looked up at Justin, grinning, expecting to see Justin looking 
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relieved, or puzzled, or even grateful - but certainly not angry and 
scared. 
"What do you think you're playing at?" he shouted, and before Harry 
could say anything, Justin had turned and stormed out of the hall. 
Snape stepped forward, waved his wand, and the snake vanished in a 
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unexpected way: It was a shrewd and calculating look, and Harry 
didn't like it. He was also dimly aware of an ominous muttering all 
around the walls. Then he felt a tugging on the back of his robes. 
"Come on," said Rods voice in his ear. "Move - come on -" 
Ron steered him out of the hall, Hermione hurrying alongside them. As 
they went through the doors, the people on either side drew away as 
though they were frightened of catching something. Harry didn't have 
a clue what was going on, and neither Ron nor Hermione explained 
anything until they had dragged him all the way up to the empty 
Gryffindor common room. Then Ron pushed Harry into an armchair 
and said, "You're a Parselmouth. Why didn't you tell us?" 
"I'm a what?" said Harry. 
`A Parselmouth!" said Ron. "You can talk to snakes!" 
"I know," said Harry. "I mean, that's only the second time I've ever 
done it. I accidentally set a boa constrictor on my cousin Dudley at the 
zoo once - long story - but it was telling me it had never seen Brazil 
and I sort of set it free without meaning to that was before I knew I 
was a wizard -" 
"A boa constrictor told you it had never seen Brazil?" Ron repeated 
faintly. 
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"So?" said Harry. "I bet loads of people here can do it." 
"Oh, no they can't," said Ron. "It's not a very common gift. Harry, this 
is bad." 
"What's bad?" said Harry, starting to feel quite angry. "What's wrong 
with everyone? Listen, if I hadn't told that snake not to attack Justin -" 
"Oh, that's what you said to it?" 
"What d'you mean? You were there - you heard me -" 
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could have been saying anything - no wonder Justin panicked, you 
sounded like you were egging the snake on or something - it was 
creepy, you know -" 
Harry gaped at him. 
"I spoke a different language? But - I didn't realize - how can I speak 
a language without knowing I can speak it?" 
Ron shook his head. Both he and Hermione were looking as though 
someone had died. Harry couldn't see what was so terrible. 
"D'you want to tell me what's wrong with stopping a massive snake 
biting off Justin's head?" he said. "What does it matter how I did it as 
long as Justin doesn't have to join the Headless Hunt?" 
"It matters," said Hermione, speaking at last in a hushed voice, 
"because being able to talk to snakes was what Salazar Slytherin was 
famous for. That's why the symbol of Slytherin House is a serpent." 
Harry's mouth fell open. 
"Exactly," said Ron. "And now the whole school's going to think you're 
his great-great-great-great-grandson or something -" 
"But I'm not," said Harry, with a panic he couldn't quite explain. 
"You'll find that hard to prove," said Hermione. "He lived about a 
thousand years ago; for all we know, you could be." 
* IL96 * 
Harry lay awake for hours that night. Through a gap in the curtains 
around his four-poster he watched snow starting to drift past the 
tower window and wondered . . . 
Could he be a descendant of Salazar Slithering? He didn't know 
anything about his father's family, after all. The Dursleys had always 
forbidden questions about his wizarding relatives. 
Quietly, Harry tried to say something in Parseltongue. The words 
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do it. 
But I'm in Gryffindor, Harry thought. The Sorting Hat wouldn't 
have put me in here if I had Slytherin blood... 
Ah, said a nasty little voice in his brain, but the Sorting Hat wanted to 
put you in Slytherin, don't you remember? 
Harry turned over. He'd see Justin the next day in Herbology and he'd 
explain that he'd been calling the snake off, not egging it on, which (he 
thought angrily, pummeling his pillow) any fool should have realized. 
By next morning, however, the snow that had begun in the night had 
turned into a blizzard so thick that the last Herbology lesson of the 
term was canceled: Professor Sprout wanted to fit socks and scarves 
on the Mandrakes, a tricky operation she would entrust to no one else, 
now that it was so important for the Mandrakes to grow quickly and 
revive Mrs. Norris and Colin Creevey. 
Harry fretted about this next to the fire in the Gryffindor common 
room, while Ron and Hermione used their time off to play a game of 
wizard chess. 
"For heaven's sake, Harry," said Hermione, exasperated, as one 
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of Ron's bishops wrestled her knight off his horse and dragged him off 
the board. "Go and find Justin if it's so important to you." 
So Harry got up and left through the portrait hole, wondering where 
Justin might be. 
The castle was darker than it usually was in daytime because of the 
thick, swirling gray snow at every window. Shivering, Harry walked 
past classrooms where lessons were taking place, catching snatches of 
what was happening within. Professor McGonagall was shouting at 
someone who, by the sound of it, had turned his friend into a badger. 
Resisting the urge to take a look, Harry walked on by, thinking that 
Justin might be using his free time to catch up on some work, and 
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A group of the Hufliepuffs who should have been in Herbology were 
indeed sitting at the back of the library, but they didn't seem to be 
working. Between the long lines of high bookshelves, Harry could see 
that their heads were close together and they were having what looked 
like an absorbing conversation. He couldn't see whether Justin was 
among them. He was walking toward them when something of what 
they were saying met his ears, and he paused to listen, hidden in the 
Invisibility section. 
"So anyway," a stout boy was saying, "I told Justin to hide up in our 
dormitory. I mean to say, if Potter's marked him down as his next 
victim, it's best if he keeps a low profile for a while. Of course, Justin's 
been waiting for something like this to happen ever since he let slip to 
Potter he was Muggle-born. Justin actually told him he'd been down 
for Eton. That's not the kind of thing you bandy about with Slytherin's 
heir on the loose, is it?" 
"You definitely think it is Potter, then, Ernie?" said a girl with blonde 
pigtails anxiously. 
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"Hannah," said the stout boy solemnly, "he's a Parselmouth. Everyone 
knows that's the mark of a Dark wizard. Have you ever heard of a 
decent one who could talk to snakes? They called Slytherin himself 
Serpent-tongue." 
There was some heavy murmuring at this, and Ernie went on, 
"Remember what was written on the wall? Enemies of the Heir, 
Beware. Potter had some sort of run-in with Filch. Next thing we 
know, Flich's cat's attacked. That first year, Creevey, was annoying 
Potter at the Quidditch match, taking pictures of him while he was 
lying in the mud. Next thing we know - Creevey's been attacked." 
"He always seems so nice, though," said Hannah uncertainly, "and, 
well, he's the one who made You-Know-Who disappear. He can't be 
all bad, can he?" 
Ernie lowered his voice mysteriously, the Hufflepuffs bent closer, and 
Harry edged nearer so that he could catch Ernie's words. 
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mean to say, he was only a baby when it happened. He should have 
been blasted into smithereens. Only a really powerful Dark wizard 
could have survived a curse like that." He dropped his voice until it 
was barely more than a whisper, and said, "That's probably why You- 
Know-Who wanted to kill him in the first place. Didn't want another 
Dark Lord competing with him. I wonder what other powers Potter's 
been hiding?" 
Harry couldn't take anymore. Clearing his throat loudly, he stepped out 
from behind the bookshelves. If he hadn't been feeling so angry, he 
would have found the sight that greeted him funny: Every one of the 
Hufflepuffs looked as though they had been Petrified by the sight of 
him, and the color was draining out of Ernie's face. 
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"Hello," said Harry. "I'm looking for Justin Finch-Fletchley." 
The Hufepuffs' worst fears had clearly been confirmed. They all 
looked fearfully at Ernie. 
"What do you want with him?" said Ernie in a quavering voice. 
"I wanted to tell him what really happened with that snake at the 
Dueling Club," said Harry. 
Ernie bit his white lips and then, taking a deep breath, said, "We 
were all there. We saw what happened." 
"Then you noticed that after I spoke to it, the snake backed off?" 
said Harry. 
"All I saw," said Ernie stubbornly, though he was trembling as he 
spoke, "was you speaking Parseltongue and chasing the snake 
toward Justin. " 
"I didn't chase it at him!" Harry said, his voice shaking with anger. "It 
didn't even touch him!" 
"It was a very near miss," said Ernie. "And in case you're getting 
ideas," he added hastily, "I might tell you that you can trace my 
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my blood's as pure as anyone's, so -" 
- cc I don't care what sort of blood you've got!" said Harry fiercely. 
"Why would I want to attack Muggle-borns?" 
"I've heard you hate those Muggles you live with," said Ernie swiftly. 
"It's not possible to live with the Dursleys and not hate them," said 
Harry. "Id like to see you try it." 
He turned on his heel and stormed out of the library, earning himself 
a reproving glare from Madam Pince, who was polishing the gilded 
cover of a large spellbook. 
*200* 
Harry blundered up the corridor, barely noticing where he was going, 
he was in such a fury. The result was that he walked into something 
very large and solid, which knocked him backward onto the floor. 
"Oh, hello, Hagrid," Harry said, looking up. 
Hagrid's face was entirely hidden by a woolly, snow-covered 
balaclava, but it couldn't possibly be anyone else, as he filled most of 
the corridor in his moleskin overcoat. A dead rooster was hanging 
from one of his massive, gloved hands. 
"All righ', Harry?" he said, pulling up the balaclava so he could 
speak. "Why aren't yeh in class?" 
"Canceled," said Harry, getting up. "What're you doing in here?" 
Hagrid held up the limp rooster. 
"Second one killed this term," he explained. "It's either foxes or a 
Blood-Suckin Bugbear, an' I need the Headmaster's permission ter 
put a charm around the hen coop." 
He peered more closely at Harry from under his thick, snowflecked 
eyebrows. 
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Harry couldn't bring himself to repeat what Ernie and the rest of the 
Hufflepuffs had been saying about him. 
"It's nothing," he said. "Id better get going, Hagrid, it's Transfiguration 
next and I've got to pick up my books." 
He walked off, his mind still full of what Ernie had said about him. 
"Justin's been waiting for something like this to happen ever since he 
let slip to Potter he was Muggle-born ..... 
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Harry stamped up the stairs and turned along another corridor, 
which was particularly dark; the torches had been extinguished by a 
strong, icy draft that was blowing through a loose windowpane. He 
was halfway down the passage when he tripped headlong over 
something lying on the floor. 
He turned to squint at what he'd fallen over and felt as though his 
stomach had dissolved. 
Justin Finch-Fletchley was lying on the floor, rigid and cold, a look of 
shock frozen on his face, his eyes staring blankly at the ceiling. And 
that wasn't all. Next to him was another figure, the strangest sight 
Harry had ever seen. 
It was Nearly Headless Nick, no longer pearly-white and 
transparent, but black and smoky, floating immobile and horizontal, 
six inches off the floor. His head was half off and his face wore an 
expression of shock identical to Justin's. 
Harry got to his feet, his breathing fast and shallow, his heart doing a 
kind of drumroll against his ribs. He looked wildly up and down the 
deserted corridor and saw a line of spiders scuttling as fast as they 
could away from the bodies. The only sounds were the muffled 
voices of teachers from the classes on either side. 
He could run, and no one would ever know he had been there. But 
he couldn't just leave them lying here .... He had to get help .... 
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As he stood there, panicking, a door right next to him opened with a 
bang. Peeves the Poltergeist came shooting out. 
"Why, it's potty wee Potter!" cackled Peeves, knocking Harry's 
glasses askew as he bounced past him. "What's Potter up to? Why's 
Potter lurking -" 
*202* 
Peeves stopped, halfway through a midair somersault. Upside down, 
he spotted Justin and Nearly Headless Nick. He flipped the right 
way up, filled his lungs and, before Harry could stop him, screamed, 
"ATTACK! ATTACK! ANOTHER ATTACK! NO MORTAL 
OR GHOST IS SAFE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! 
ATTAAAACK!" 
Crash - crash - crash - door after door flew open along the corridor 
and people flooded out. For several long minutes, there was a scene 
of such confusion that Justin was in danger of being squashed and 
people kept standing in Nearly Headless Nick. Harry found himself 
pinned against the wall as the teachers shouted for quiet. Professor 
McGonagall came running, followed by her own class, one of whom 
still had black-and-white-striped hair. She used her wand to set off 
aloud bang, which restored silence, and ordered everyone back into 
their classes. No sooner had the scene cleared somewhat than Ernie 
the Hufflepuff arrived, panting, on the scene. 
"Caught in the act!" Ernie yelled, his face stark white, pointing his 
finger dramatically at Harry. 
"That will do, Macmillan!" said Professor McGonagall sharply. 
Peeves was bobbing overhead, now grinning wickedly, surveying the 
scene; Peeves always loved chaos. As the teachers bent over Justin 
and Nearly Headless Nick, examining them, Peeves broke into song: 
"Oh, Potter, you rotter, oh, what have you done, 
You're killing off' students, you think it's good fun -" 
"That's enough Peeves!" barked Professor McGonagall, and Peeves 
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*203* 
Justin was carried up to the hospital wing by Professor Flitwick and 
Professor Sinistra of the Astronomy department, but nobody seemed 
to know what to do for Nearly Headless Nick. In the end, Professor 
McGonagall conjured a large fan out of thin air, which she gave to 
Ernie with instructions to waft Nearly Headless Nick up the stairs. 
This Ernie did, fanning Nick along like a silent black hovercraft. This 
left Harry and Professor McGonagall alone together. 
"This way, Potter," she said. 
"Professor," said Harry at once, "I swear I didn't -" 
"This is out of my hands, Potter," said Professor McGonagall curtly. 
They marched in silence around a corner and she stopped before a 
large and extremely ugly stone gargoyle. 
"Lemon drop!" she said. This was evidently a password, because the 
gargoyle sprang suddenly to life and hopped aside as the wall behind 
him split in two. Even full of dread for what was coming, Harry 
couldn't fail to be amazed. Behind the wall was a spiral staircase that 
was moving smoothly upward, like an escalator. As he and Professor 
McGonagall stepped onto it, Harry heard the wall thud closed behind 
them. They rose upward in circles, higher and higher, until at last, 
slightly dizzy, Harry saw a gleaming oak door ahead, with a brass 
knocker in the shape of a griffin. 
He knew now where he was being taken. This must be where 
Dumbledore lived. 
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C I3 A P T V RR T W E I V 
THE POLYJUICE POTION 
hey stepped off the stone staircase at the top, and Professor 
McGonagall rapped on the door. It opened silently and they entered. 
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Harry looked around. One thing was certain: of all the teachers' 
offices Harry had visited so far this year, Dumbledore's was by far 
the most interesting. If he hadn't been scared out of his wits that he 
was about to be thrown out of school, he would have been very 
pleased to have a chance to look around it. 
It was a large and beautiful circular room, full of funny little noises. A 
number of curious silver instruments stood on spindlelegged tables, 
whirring and emitting little puffs of smoke. The walls were covered 
with portraits of old headmasters and headmistresses, all of whom 
were snoozing gently in their frames. There was also an enormous, 
claw-footed desk, and, sitting on a shelf behind it, a shabby, tattered 
wizard's hat - the Sorting Hat. 
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Harry hesitated. He cast a wary eye around the sleeping witches and 
wizards on the walls. Surely it couldn't hurt if he took the hat down 
and tried it on again? Just to see ... just to make sure it had put him in 
the right House 
He walked quietly around the desk, lifted the hat from its shelf, and 
lowered it slowly onto his head. It was much too large and slipped 
down over his eyes, just as it had done the last time he'd put it on. 
Harry stared at the black inside of the hat, waiting. Then a small voice 
said in his ear, "Bee in your bonnet, Harry Potter?" 
"Er, yes," Harry muttered. "Er - sorry to bother you - I wanted to ask - 
"
"You've been wondering whether I put you in the right House," said 
the hat smartly. "Yes ... you were particularly difficult to place. But I 
stand by what I said before" - Harry's heart leapt - "you would have 
done well in Slytherin -" 
Harry's stomach plummeted. He grabbed the point of the hat and 
pulled it off. It hung limply in his hand, grubby and faded. Harry 
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"You're wrong," he said aloud to the still and silent hat. It didn't move. 
Harry backed away, watching it. Then a strange, gagging noise behind 
him made him wheel around. 
He wasn't alone after all. Standing on a golden perch behind the door 
was a decrepit-looking bird that resembled a half-plucked turkey. 
Harry stared at it and the bird looked balefully back, making its 
gagging noise again. Harry thought it looked very ill. Its eyes were dull 
and, even as Harry watched, a couple more feathers fell out of its tail. 
Harry was just thinking that all he needed was for Dumbledore's 
pet bird to die while he was alone in the office with it, when the bird 
burst into flames. 
Harry yelled in shock and backed away into the desk. He looked 
feverishly around in case there was a glass of water somewhere but 
couldn't see one; the bird, meanwhile, had become a fireball; it gave 
one loud shriek and next second there was nothing but a smouldering 
pile of ash on the floor. 
The office door opened. Dumbledore came in, looking very somber. 
"Professor," Harry gasped. "Your bird - I couldn't do anything - he just 
caught fire -" 
To Harry's astonishment, Dumbledore smiled. 
"About time, too," he said. "He's been looking dreadful for days; I've 
been telling him to get a move on." 
He chuckled at the stunned look on Harry's face. 
"Fawkes is a phoenix, Harry. Phoenixes burst into flame when it is 
time for them to die and are reborn from the ashes. Watch him . . ." 
Harry looked down in time to see a tiny, wrinkled, newborn bird poke 
its head out of the ashes. It was quite as ugly as the old one. 
"It's a shame you had to see him on a Burning Day," said Dumbledore, 
seating himself behind his desk. "He's really very handsome most of 
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phoenixes. They can carry immensely heavy loads, their tears have 
healing powers, and they make highly faithful pets." 
In the shock of Fawkes catching fire, Harry had forgotten what he 
was there for, but it all came back to him as Dumbledore settled 
himself in the high chair behind the desk and fixed Harry with his 
penetrating, light-blue stare. 
Before Dumbledore could speak another word, however, the door of 
the office flew open with an almighty bang and Hagrid burst in, a wild 
look in his eyes, his balaclava perched on top of his shaggy black head 
and the dead rooster still swinging from his hand. 
"It wasn' Harry, Professor Dumbledore!" said Hagrid urgently. "I was 
talkin' ter him seconds before that kid was found, he never had time, sir - 
"
Dumbledore tried to say something, but Hagrid went ranting on, 
waving the rooster around in his agitation, sending feathers 
everywhere. 
"- it can't've bin him, I'll swear it in front o' the Ministry o' Magic if I 
have to -" 
"Hagrid, I -" 
"- yeh've got the wrong boy, sir, I know Harry never =' 
"Hagrid!" said Dumbledore loudly. "I do not think that Harry 
attacked those people." 
"Oh," said Hagrid, the rooster falling limply at his side. "Right. I'll wait 
outside then, Headmaster." 
And he stomped out looking embarrassed. 
"You don't think it was me, Professor?" Harry repeated hopefully as 
Dumbledore brushed rooster feathers off his desk. 
"No, Harry, I don't," said Dumbledore, though his face was somber 
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Harry waited nervously while Dumbledore considered him, the tips of 
his long fingers together. 
*208* 
"I must ask you, Harry, whether there is anything you'd like to tell me," 
he said gently. "Anything at all." 
Harry didn't know what to say. He thought of Malfoy shouting, "You'll 
be next, Mudbloods!" and of the Polyjuice Potion simmering away in 
Moaning Myrtle's bathroom. Then he thought of the disembodied 
voice he had heard twice and remembered what Ron had said: 
"Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the 
wizarding world." He thought, too, about what everyone was saying 
about him, and his growing dread that he was somehow connected 
with Salazar Slytherin .... 
"No," said Harry. "There isn't anything, Professor . . . ." 
The double attack on Justin and Nearly Headless Nick turned what 
had hitherto been nervousness into real panic. Curiously, it was Nearly 
Headless Nick's fate that seemed to worry people most. What could 
possibly do that to a ghost? people asked each other; what terrible 
power could harm someone who was already dead? There was 
almost a stampede to book seats on the Hogwarts Express so that 
students could go home for Christmas. 
"At this rate, we'll be the only ones left," Ron told Harry and 
Hermione. "Us, Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle. What a jolly holiday it's 
going to be." 
Crabbe and Goyle, who always did whatever Malfoy did, had signed 
up to stay over the holidays, too. But Harry was glad that most people 
were leaving. He was tired of people skirting around him in the 
corridors, as though he was about to sprout fangs or spit poison; tired 
of all the muttering, pointing, and hissing as he passed. 
*209* 
Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of 
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"Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming 
through ...... 
Percy was deeply disapproving of this behavior. 
"It is not a laughing matter," he said coldly. 
"Oh, get out of the way, Percy," said Fred. "Harry's in a hurry." 
"Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his 
fanged servant," said George, chortling. 
Ginny didn't find it amusing either. 
"Oh, don't," she wailed every time Fred asked Harry loudly who he 
was planning to attack next, or when George pretended to ward Harry 
off with a large clove of garlic when they met. 
Harry didn't mind; it made him feel better that Fred and George, at 
least, thought the idea of his being Slytherin's heir was quite ludicrous. 
But their antics seemed to be aggravating Draco Malfoy, who looked 
increasingly sour each time he saw them at it. 
"It's because he's bursting to say it's really him," said Ron knowingly. 
"You know how he hates anyone beating him at anything, and you're 
getting all the credit for his dirty work." 
"Not for long," said Hermione in a satisfied tone. "The Polyjuice 
Potion's nearly ready. We'll be getting the truth out of him any day 
now." 
At last the term ended, and a silence deep as the snow on the grounds 
descended on the castle. Harry found it peaceful, rather than gloomy, 
and enjoyed the fact that he, Hermione, and the Weasleys had the run 
of Gryffindor Tower, which meant they could 
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play Exploding Snap loudly without bothering anyone, and practice 
dueling in private. Fred, George, and Ginny had chosen to stay at 
school rather than visit Bill in Egypt with Mr. and Mrs. Weasley. 
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didn't spend much time in the Gryffindor common room. He had 
already told them pompously that he was only staying over Christmas 
because it was his duty as a prefect to support the teachers during 
this troubled time. 
Christmas morning dawned, cold and white. Harry and Ron, the only 
ones left in their dormitory, were woken very early by Hermione, 
who burst in, fully dressed and carrying presents for them both. 
"Wake up," she said loudly, pulling back the curtains at the window. 
"Hermione - you're not supposed to be in here -" said Ron, shielding 
his eyes against the light. 
"Merry Christmas to you, too," said Hermione, throwing him his 
present. "I've been up for nearly an hour, adding more lacewings to 
the potion. It's ready." 
Harry sat up, suddenly wide awake. 
"Are you sure?" 
"Positive," said Hermione, shifting Scabbers the rat so that she could 
sit down on the end of Ron's four-poster. "If we're going to do it, I 
say it should be tonight." 
At that moment, Hedwig swooped into the room, carrying a very 
small package in her beak. 
"Hello," said Harry happily as she landed on his bed. "Are you 
speaking to me again?" 
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She nibbled his ear in an affectionate sort of way, which was a far 
better present than the one that she had brought him, which turned 
out to be from the Dursleys. They had sent Harry a toothpick and a 
note telling him to find out whether he'd be able to stay at Hogwarts 
for the summer vacation, too. 
The rest of Harry's Christmas presents were far more satisfactory. 
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to soften by the fire before eating; Ron had given him a book called 
Flying with the Cannons, a book of interesting facts about his favorite 
Quidditch team, and Hermione had bought him a luxury eagle-feather 
quill. Harry opened the last present to find a new, hand-knitted 
sweater from Mrs. Weasley and a large plum cake. He read her card 
with a fresh surge of guilt, thinking about Mr. Weasley's car (which 
hadn't been seen since its crash with the Whomping Willow), and the 
bout of rule-breaking he and Ron were planning next. 
No one, not even someone dreading taking Polyjuice Potion later, 
could fail to enjoy Christmas dinner at Hogwarts. 
The Great Hall looked magnificent. Not only were there a dozen 
frost-covered Christmas trees and thick streamers of holly and 
mistletoe crisscrossing the ceiling, but enchanted snow was falling, 
warm and dry, from the ceiling. Dumbledore led them in a few of his 
favorite carols, Hagrid booming more and more loudly with every 
goblet of eggnog he consumed. Percy, who hadn't noticed that Fred 
had bewitched his prefect badge so that it now read "Pinhead," kept 
asking them all what they were sniggering at. Harry didn't even care 
that Draco Malfoy was making loud, snide remarks 
* 2:L2 * 
about his new sweater from the Slytherin table. With a bit of luck, 
Malfoy would be getting his comeuppance in a few hours' time. 
Harry and Ron had barely finished their third helpings of Christmas 
pudding when Hermione ushered them out of the hall to finalize their 
plans for the evening. 
"We still need a bit of the people you're changing into," said 
Hermione matter-of-facdy, as though she were sending them to the 
supermarket for laundry detergent. "And obviously, it'll be best if you 
can get something of Crabbe's and Goyle's; they're Malfoys best 
friends, he'll tell them anything. And we also need to make sure the 
real Crabbe and Goyle can't burst in on us while we're interrogating 
him. 
"I've got it all worked out," she went on smoothly, ignoring Harry's 
and Ron's stupefied faces. She held up two plump chocolate cakes. 
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make sure Crabbe and Goyle find them. You know how greedy they 
are, they're bound to eat them. Once they're asleep, pull out a few of 
their hairs and hide them in a broom closet." 
Harry and Ron looked incredulously at each other. 
"Hermione, I don't think -" 
"That could go seriously wrong -" 
But Hermione had a steely glint in her eye not unlike the one 
Professor McGonagall sometimes had. 
"The potion will be useless without Crabbe's and Goyle's hair," she 
said sternly. "You do want to investigate Malfoy, don't you?" 
"Oh, all right, all right," said Harry. "But what about you? Whose hair 
are you ripping out?" 
*213* 
"I've already got mine!" said Hermione brightly, pulling a tiny bottle 
out of her pocket and showing them the single hair inside it. 
"Remember Millicent Bulstrode wrestling with me at the Dueling 
Club? She left this on my robes when she was trying to strangle me! 
And she's gone home for Christmas - so I'll just have to tell the 
Slytherins I've decided to come back." 
When Hermione had bustled off to check on the Polyjuice Potion 
again, Ron turned to Harry with a doom-laden expression. 
"Have you ever heard of a plan where so many things could go 
wrong?" 
But to Harry's and Ron's utter amazement, stage one of the 
operation went just as smoothly as Hermione had said. They lurked 
in the deserted entrance hall after Christmas tea, waiting for Crabbe 
and Goyle who had remained alone at the Slytherin table, shoveling 
down fourth helpings of trifle. Harry had perched the chocolate 
cakes on the end of the banisters. When they spotted Crabbe and 
Goyle coming out of the Great Hall, Harry and Ron hid quickly 
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"How thick can you get?" Ron whispered ecstatically as Crabbe 
gleefully pointed out the cakes to Goyle and grabbed them. Grinning 
stupidly, they stuffed the cakes whole into their large mouths. For a 
moment, both of them chewed greedily, looks of triumph on their 
faces. Then, without the smallest change of expression, they both 
keeled over backward onto the floor. 
By far the hardest part was hiding them in the closet across the hall. 
Once they were safely stowed among the buckets and mops, Harry 
yanked out a couple of the bristles that covered Goyle's fore 
* _2 14 * 
head and Ron pulled out several of Crabbe's hairs. They also stole 
their shoes, because their own were far too small for Crabbe- and 
Goyle-size feet. Then, still stunned at what they had just done, they 
sprinted up to Moaning Myrtle's bathroom. 
They could hardly see for the thick black smoke issuing from the stall 
in which Hermione was stirring the cauldron. Pulling their robes up 
over their faces, Harry and Ron knocked softly on the door. 
"Hermione?" 
They heard the scrape of the lock and Hermione emerged, shinyfaced 
and looking anxious. Behind her they heard the gloop gloop 
of the bubbling, glutinous potion. Three glass tumblers stood ready on 
the toilet seat. 
"Did you get them?" Hermione asked breathlessly. 
Harry showed her Goyle's hair. 
"Good. And I sneaked these spare robes out of the laundry," Hermione 
said, holding up a small sack. "You'll need bigger sizes once you're 
Crabbe and Goyle." 
The three of them stared into the cauldron. Close up, the potion looked 
like thick, dark mud, bubbling sluggishly. 
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rereading the splotched page of Moste Potente Potions. "It looks like the 
book says it should ... once we've drunk it, we'll have exactly an hour 
before we change back into ourselves." 
"Now what?" Ron whispered. 
"We separate it into three glasses and add the hairs." 
Hermione ladled large dollops of the potion into each of the glasses. 
Then, her hand trembling, she shook Millicent Bulstrode's hair out of 
its bottle into the first glass. 
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The potion hissed loudly like a boiling kettle and frothed madly. A 
second later, it had turned a sick sort of yellow. 
"Urgh - essence of Millicent Bulstrode," said Ron, eyeing it with 
loathing. "Bet it tastes disgusting." 
"Add yours, then," said Hermione. 
Harry dropped Goyle's hair into the middle glass and Ron put Crabbe's 
into the last one. Both glasses hissed and frothed: Goyle's turned the 
khaki color of a booger, Crabbe's a dark, murky brown. 
"Hang on," said Harry as Ron and Hermione reached for their glasses. 
"We'd better not all drink them in here .... Once we turn into Crabbe 
and Goyle we won't fit. And Millicent Bulstrode's no pixie. 
"Good thinking," said Ron, unlocking the door. "We'll take separate 
stalls." 
Careful not to spill a drop of his Polyjuice Potion, Harry slipped into 
the middle stall. 
"Ready?" he called. 
"Ready," came Ron's and Hermione's voices. 
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Pinching his nose, Harry drank the potion down in two large gulps. It 
tasted like overcooked cabbage. 
Immediately, his insides started writhing as though he'd just swallowed 
live snakes - doubled up, he wondered whether he was going to be 
sick - then a burning sensation spread rapidly from his stomach to the 
very ends of his fingers and toes - next, bringing him gasping to all 
fours, came a horrible melting feeling, as the skin all over his body 
bubbled like hot wax - and before his eyes, his hands began to grow, 
the fingers thickened, the nails broadened, 
* 2116 * 
the knuckles were bulging like bolts -his shoulders stretched painfully 
and a prickling on his forehead told him that hair was creeping down 
toward his eyebrows - his robes ripped as his chest expanded like a 
barrel bursting its hoops - his feet were agony in shoes four sizes too 
small 
As suddenly as it had started, everything stopped. Harry lay facedown 
on the stone-cold floor, listening to Myrtle gurgling morosely in the end 
toilet. With difficulty, he kicked off his shoes and stood up. So this was 
what it felt like, being Goyle. His large hand trembling, he pulled off 
his old robes, which were hanging a foot above his ankles, pulled on 
the spare ones, and laced up Goyle's boatlike shoes. He reached up to 
brush his hair out of his eyes and met only the short growth of wiry 
bristles, low on his forehead. Then he realized that his glasses were 
clouding his eyes because Goyle obviously didn't need them - he took 
them off and called, "Are you two okay?" Goyle's low rasp of a voice 
issued from his mouth. 
"Yeah," came the deep grunt of Crabbe from his right. 
Harry unlocked his door and stepped in front of the cracked mirror. 
Goyle stared back at him out of dull, deepset eyes. Harry scratched 
his ear. So did Goyle. 
Ron's door opened. They stared at each other. Except that he looked 
pale and shocked, Ron was indistinguishable from Crabbe, from the 
pudding-bowl haircut to the long, gorilla arms. 
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Crabbe's flat nose. "Unbelievable. " 
"We'd better get going," said Harry, loosening the watch that was 
cutting into Goyle's thick wrist. "We've still got to find out 
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where the Slytherin common room is. I only hope we can find 
someone to follow. . ." 
Ron, who had been gazing at Harry, said, "You don't know how 
bizarre it is to see Goyle thinking." He banged on Hermione's door. 
"C'mon, we need to go -" 
A high-pitched voice answered him. 
"I - I don't think I'm going to come after all. You go on without me. 
"Hermione, we know Millicent Bulstrode's ugly, no one's going to 
know it's you -" 
"No - really - I don't think I'll come. You two hurry up, you re 
wasting time 
Harry looked at Ron, bewildered. 
"That looks more like Goyle," said Ron. "That's how he looks every 
time a teacher asks him a question." 
"Hermione, are you okay?" said Harry through the door. 
"Fine - I'm fine - go on -" 
Harry looked at his watch. Five of their precious sixty minutes had 
already passed. 
"We'll meet you back here, all right?" he said. 
Harry and Ron opened the door of the bathroom carefully, checked 
that the coast was clear, and set off. 
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"Eh?" 
"Crabbe holds them sort of stiff . . . ." 
"How's this?" 
"Yeah, that's better . . . ." 
They went down the marble staircase. All they needed now was 
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a Slytherin that they could follow to the Slytherin common room, but 
there was nobody around. 
"Any ideas?" muttered Harry. 
"The Slytherins always come up to breakfast from over there," said 
Ron, nodding at the entrance to the dungeons. The words had barely 
left his mouth when a girl with long, curly hair emerged from the 
entrance. 
"Excuse me," said Ron, hurrying up to her. "We've forgotten the way 
to our common room." 
"I beg your pardon?" said the girl stiffly. "Our common room? I'm a 
Ravenclaw." 
She walked away, looking suspiciously back at them. 
Harry and Ron hurried down the stone steps into the darkness, their 
footsteps echoing particularly loudly as Crabbe's and Goyle's huge 
feet hit the floor, feeling that this wasn't going to be as easy as they 
had hoped. 
The labyrinthine passages were deserted. They walked deeper and 
deeper under the school, constantly checking their watches to see 
how much time they had left. After a quarter of an hour, just when 
they were getting desperate, they heard a sudden movement ahead. 
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The figure was emerging from a side room. As they hurried nearer, 
however, their hearts sank. It wasn't a Slytherin, it was Percy. 
"What're you doing down here?" said Ron in surprise. 
Percy looked affronted. 
"That," he said stiffly, "is none of your business. It's Crabbe, isn't it?" 
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"Wh - oh, yeah," said Ron. 
"Well, get off to your dormitories," said Percy sternly. "It's not safe to 
go wandering around dark corridors these days." 
"You are," Ron pointed out. 
"I," said Percy, drawing himself up, "am a prefect. Nothing's about to 
attack me." 
A voice suddenly echoed behind Harry and Ron. Draco Malfoy was 
strolling toward them, and for the first time in his life, Harry was 
pleased to see him. 
"There you are," he drawled, looking at them. "Have you two been 
pigging out in the Great Hall all this time? I've been looking for you; I 
want to show you something really funny." 
Malfoy glanced witheringly at Percy. 
"And what're you doing down here, Weasley?" he sneered. 
Percy looked outraged. 
"You want to show a bit more respect to a school prefect!" he said. "I 
don't like your attitude!" 
Malfoy sneered and motioned for Harry and Ron to follow him. Harry 
almost said something apologetic to Percy but caught himself just in 
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the next passage, "That Peter Weasley -" 
"Percy," Ron corrected him automatically. 
"Whatever," said Malfoy. "I've noticed him sneaking around a lot 
lately. And I bet I know what he's up to. He thinks he's going to catch 
Slytherin's heir single-handed." 
He gave a short, derisive laugh. Harry and Ron exchanged excited 
looks. 
Malfoy paused by a stretch of bare, damp stone wall. 
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"What's the new password again?" he said to Harry. 
"Er -" said Harry. 
"Oh, yeah -pure-blood!" said Malfoy, not listening, and a stone door 
concealed in the wall slid open. Malfoy marched through it, and 
Harry and Ron followed him. 
The Slytherin common room was a long, low underground room 
with rough stone walls and ceiling from which round, greenish lamps 
were hanging on chains. A fire was crackling under an elaborately 
carved mantelpiece ahead of them, and several Slytherins were 
silhouetted around it in high-backed chairs. 
"Wait here," said Malfoy to Harry and Ron, motioning them to a pair 
of empty chairs set back from the fire. "I'll go and get it my father's 
just sent it to me -" 
Wondering what Malfoy was going to show them, Harry and Ron 
sat down, doing their best to look at home. 
Malfoy came back a minute later, holding what looked like a 
newspaper clipping. He thrust it under Ron's nose. 
"That'll give you a laugh," he said. 
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gave a very forced laugh, and handed it to Harry. 
It had been clipped out of the Daily Prophet, and it said: 
INQUIRY AT THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC 
Arthur Weasley, Head of the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office, 
was today fined fifty Galleons for bewitching a Muggle car. 
Mr. Lucius Malfoy, a governor of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft 
and Wizardry, where the 
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enchanted car crashed earlier this year, called today for Mr. 
Weasley's resignation. 
"Weasley has brought the Ministry into disrepute," Mr. Malfoy told our 
reporter. "He is clearly unfit to draw up our laws and his ridiculous 
Muggle Protection Act should be scrapped immediately." 
Mr. Weasley was unavailable for comment, although his wife told 
reporters to clear off or she'd set the family ghoul on them. 
"Well?" said Malfoy impatiently as Harry handed the clipping back to 
him. "Don't you think it's funny?" 
"Ha, ha," said Harry bleakly. 
"Arthur Weasley loves Muggles so much he should snap his wand in 
half and go and join them," said Malfoy scornfully. "You'd never know 
the Weasleys were pure-bloods, the way they behave." 
Ron's - or rather, Crabbe's - face was contorted with fury. 
"What's up with you, Crabbe?" snapped Malfoy. 
"Stomachache," Ron grunted. 
"Well, go up to the hospital wing and give all those Mudbloods a kick 
from me," said Malfoy, snickering. "You know, I'm surprised the Daily 
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"I suppose Dumbledore's trying to hush it all up. He'll be sacked if it 
doesn't stop soon. Father's always said old Dumbledore's the worst 
thing that's ever happened to this place. He loves Muggle-borns. A 
decent headmaster would never've let slime like that Creevey in." 
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Malfoy started taking pictures with an imaginary camera and did a 
cruel but accurate impression of Colin: "`Potter, can I have your 
picture, Potter? Can I have your autograph? Can I lick your shoes, 
please, Potter?"' 
He dropped his hands and looked at Harry and Ron. 
"What's the matter with you two?" 
Far too late, Harry and Ron forced themselves to laugh, but Malfoy 
seemed satisfied; perhaps Crabbe and Goyle were always slow on 
the uptake. 
"Saint Potter, the Mudbloods' friend," said Malfoy slowly. "He's 
another one with no proper wizard feeling, or he wouldn't go around 
with that jumped up Granger Mudblood. And people think he's 
Slytherin's heir!" 
Harry and Ron waited with bated breath: Malfoy was surely seconds 
away from telling them it was him - but then 
"I wish I knew who it is," said Malfoy petulantly. "I could help them." 
Ron's jaw dropped so that Crabbe looked even more clueless than 
usual. Fortunately, Malfoy didn't notice, and Harry, thinking fast, 
said, "You must have some idea who's behind it all ...... 
"You know I haven't, Goyle, how many times do I have to tell you?" 
snapped Malfoy. "And Father won't tell me anything about the last 
time the Chamber was opened either. Of course, it was fifty years 
ago, so it was before his time, but he knows all about it, and he says 
that it was all kept quiet and it'll look suspicious if I know too much 
about it. But I know one thing - last time the Chamber of Secrets 
was opened, a Mudblood died. So I bet it's a matter of time before 
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relish. 
Ron was clenching Crabbe's gigantic fists. Feeling that it would be a 
bit of a giveaway if Ron punched Malfoy, Harry shot him a warning 
look and said, "D'you know if the person who opened the Chamber 
last time was caught?" 
"Oh, yeah ... whoever it was was expelled," said Malfoy. "They're 
probably still in Azkaban." 
"Azkaban?" said Harry, puzzled. 
"Azkaban - the wizard prison, Goyle," said Malfoy, looking at him in 
disbelief "Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going 
backward." 
He shifted restlessly in his chair and said, "Father says to keep my 
head down and let the Heir of Slytherin get on with it. He says the 
school needs ridding of all the Mudblood filth, but not to get mixed 
up in it. Of course, he's got a lot on his plate at the moment. You 
know the Ministry of Magic raided our manor last week?" 
Harry tried to force Goyle's dull face into a look of concern. 
"Yeah. . ." said Malfoy. "Luckily, they didn't find much. Father's got 
some very valuable Dark Arts stuff. But luckily, we've got our own 
secret chamber under the drawing-room floor 
-" 
"Ho!" said Ron. 
Malfoy looked at him. So did Harry. Ron blushed. Even his hair was 
turning red. His nose was also slowly lengthening - their hour was 
up, Ron was turning back into himself, and from the look of horror 
he was suddenly giving Harry, he must be, too. 
They both jumped to their feet. 
"Medicine for my stomach," Ron grunted, and without further ado 
they sprinted the length of the Slytherin common room, hurled 
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against hope that Malfoy hadn't noticed anything. Harry 
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could feel his feet slipping around in Goyle's huge shoes and had to 
hoist up his robes as he shrank; they crashed up the steps into the dark 
entrance hall, which was full of a muffled pounding coming from the 
closet where they'd locked Crabbe and Goyle. Leaving their shoes 
outside the closet door, they sprinted in their socks up the marble 
staircase toward Moaning Myrtle's bathroom. 
"Well, it wasn't a complete waste of time," Ron panted, closing the 
bathroom door behind them. "I know we still haven't found out who's 
doing the attacks, but I'm going to write to Dad tomorrow and tell him 
to check under the Malfoys' drawing room." 
Harry checked his face in the cracked mirror. He was back to normal. 
He put his glasses on as Ron hammered on the door of Hermione's 
stall. 
"Hermione, come out, we've got loads to tell you -" 
"Go away!" Hermione squeaked. 
Harry and Ron looked at each other. 
"What's the matter?" said Ron. "You must be back to normal by now, 
we are 
But Moaning Myrtle glided suddenly through the stall door. Harry had 
never seen her looking so happy. 
"Ooooooh, wait till you see," she said. "It's awful-" 
They heard the lock slide back and Hermione emerged, sobbing, her 
robes pulled up over her head. 
"What's up?" said Ron uncertainly. "Have you still got Millicent's nose 
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Her face was covered in black fur. Her eyes had turned yellow and 
there were long, pointed ears poking through her hair. 
"It was a c-cat hair!" she howled. "M-Millicent Bulstrode 
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m-must have a cat! And the p-potion isn't supposed to be used for 
animal transformations!" 
"Uh-oh," said Ron. 
"You'll be teased something dreadful," said Myrtle happily. 
"It's okay, Hermione," said Harry quickly. "We'll take you up to the 
hospital wing. Madam Pomfrey never asks too many questions ...... 
It took a long time to persuade Hermione to leave the bathroom. 
Moaning Myrtle sped them on their way with a hearty guffaw. "Wait 
till everyone finds out you've got a tail!" 
ermione remained in the hospital wing for several weeks. There was a 
flurry of rumor about her disappearance when the rest of the school 
arrived back from their Christmas holidays, because of course 
everyone thought that she had been attacked. So many students filed 
past the hospital wing trying to catch a glimpse of her that Madam 
Pomfrey took out her curtains again and placed them around 
Hermione's bed, to spare her the shame of being seen with a furry 
face. 
Harry and Ron went to visit her every evening. When the new term 
started, they brought her each day's homework. 
"If Id sprouted whiskers, Id take a break from work," said Ron, tipping 
a stack of books onto Hermione's bedside table one evening. 
"Don't be silly, Ron, I've got to keep up," said Hermione briskly. Her 
spirits were greatly improved by the fact that all the hair had 
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gone from her face and her eyes were turning slowly back to brown. 
"I don't suppose you've got any new leads?" she added in a whisper, 
so that Madam Pomfrey couldn't hear her. 
"Nothing," said Harry gloomily. 
"I was so sure it was Malfoy," said Ron, for about the hundredth time. 
"What's that?" asked Harry, pointing to something gold sticking out 
from under Hermione's pillow. 
"Just a get well card," said Hermione hastily, trying to poke it out of 
sight, but Ron was too quick for her. He pulled it out, flicked it open, 
and read aloud: 
"To Miss Granger, wishing you a speedy recovery, from your concerned 
teacher, Professor Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, 
Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defense League, and five-time winner 
of Witch Weekly's Most- Charming-Smile Award. " 
Ron looked up at Hermione, disgusted. 
"You sleep with this under your pillow?" 
But Hermione was spared answering by Madam Pomfrey sweeping 
over with her evening dose of medicine. 
"Is Lockhart the smarmiest bloke you've ever met, or what?" Ron 
said to Harry as they left the infirmary and started up the stairs 
toward Gryffindor Tower. Snape had given them so much 
homework, Harry thought he was likely to be in the sixth year before 
he finished it. Ron was just saying he wished he had asked Hermione 
how many rat tails you were supposed to add to a HairRaising 
Potion when an angry outburst from the floor above reached their 
ears. 
"That's Filch," Harry muttered as they hurried up the stairs and 
paused, out of sight, listening hard. 
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"You don't think someone else's been attacked?" said Ron tensely. 
They stood still, their heads inclined toward Flich's voice, which 
sounded quite hysterical. 
`= even more work for me! Mopping all night, like I haven't got enough to 
do! No, this is the final straw, I'm going to Dumbledore -" 
His footsteps receded along the out-of-sight corridor and they heard a 
distant door slam. 
They poked their heads around the corner. Filch had clearly been 
manning his usual lookout post: They were once again on the spot 
where Mrs. Norris had been attacked. They saw at a glance what 
Filch had been shouting about. A great flood of water stretched over 
half the corridor, and it looked as though it was still seeping from 
under the door of Moaning Myrtle's bathroom. Now that Filch had 
stopped shouting, they could hear Myrtle's wails echoing off the 
bathroom walls. 
"Now what's up with her?" said Ron. 
"Let's go and see," said Harry, and holding their robes over their 
ankles they stepped through the great wash of water to the door 
bearing its OUT OF ORDER sign, ignored it as always, and entered. 
Moaning Myrtle was crying, if possible, louder and harder than ever 
before. She seemed to be hiding down her usual toilet. It was dark in 
the bathroom because the candles had been extinguished in the great 
rush of water that had left both walls and floor soaking wet. 
"What's up, Myrtle?" said Harry. 
"Who's that?" glugged Myrtle miserably. "Come to throw something 
else at me?" 
Harry waded across to her stall and said, "Why would I throw 
something at you?" 
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water, which splashed onto the already sopping floor. "Here I am, 
minding my own business, and someone thinks it's funny to throw a 
book at me ...... 
"But it can't hurt you if someone throws something at you," said 
Harry, reasonably. "I mean, it'd just go right through you, wouldn't 
it?" 
He had said the wrong thing. Myrtle puffed herself up and shrieked, 
"Let's all throw books at Myrtle, because she can't feel it! Ten points 
if you can get it through her stomach! Fifty points if it goes through 
her head! Well, ha, ha, ha! What a lovely game, I don't think!" 
"Who threw it at you, anyway?" asked Harry. 
"I don't know... I was just sitting in the U-bend, thinking about 
death, and it fell right through the top of my head," said Myrtle, 
glaring at them. "It's over there, it got washed out ...... 
Harry and Ron looked under the sink where Myrtle was pointing. A 
small, thin book lay there. It had a shabby black cover and was as 
wet as everything else in the bathroom. Harry stepped forward to 
pick it up, but Ron suddenly flung out an arm to hold him back. 
"What?" said Harry. 
"Are you crazy?" said Ron. "It could be dangerous." 
"Dangerous?"said Harry, laughing. "Come off it, how could it be 
dangerous?" 
"You'd be surprised," said Ron, who was looking apprehensively at 
the book. "Some of the books the Ministry's confiscated Dad's told 
me - there was one that burned your eyes out. And 
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everyone who read Sonnets of a Sorcerer spoke in limericks for the rest 
of their lives. And some old witch in Bath had a book that you could 
never stop reading! You just had to wander around with your nose in it, 
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"All right, I've got the point," said Harry. 
The little book lay on the floor, nondescript and soggy. 
"Well, we won't find out unless we look at it," he said, and he ducked 
around Ron and picked it up off the floor. 
Harry saw at once that it was a diary, and the faded year on the cover 
told him it was fifty years old. He opened it eagerly. On the first page 
he could just make out the name "T M. Riddle" in smudged ink. 
"Hang on," said Ron, who had approached cautiously and was looking 
over Harry's shoulder. "I know that name .... T. M. Riddle got an 
award for special services to the school fifty years ago." 
"How on earth d'you know that?" said Harry in amazement. 
"Because Filch made me polish his shield about fifty times in 
detention," said Ron resentfully. "That was the one I burped slugs all 
over. If you'd wiped slime off a name for an hour, you'd remember it, 
too." 
Harry peeled the wet pages apart. They were completely blank. 
There wasn't the faintest trace of writing on any of them, not even 
Auntie Mabel's birthday, or dentist, half-past three. 
"He never wrote in it," said Harry, disappointed. 
"I wonder why someone wanted to flush it away?" said Ron curiously. 
Harry turned to the back cover of the book and saw the printed name 
of a variety store on Vauxhall Road, London. 
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"He must've been Muggle-born," said Harry thoughtfufly. "To have 
bought a diary from Vauxhall Road ...... 
"Well, it's not much use to you," said Ron. He dropped his voice. "Fifty 
points if you can get it through Myrtle's nose." 
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Hermione left the hospital wing, de-whiskered, tail-less, and furfree, at 
the beginning of February. On her first evening back in Gryffindor 
Tower, Harry showed her T. M. Riddle's diary and told her the story 
of how they had found it. 
"Oooh, it might have hidden powers," said Hermione enthusiastically, 
taking the diary and looking at it closely. 
"If it has, it's hiding them very well," said Ron. "Maybe it's shy. I don't 
know why you don't chuck it, Harry." 
"I wish I knew why someone did try to chuck it," said Harry. "I 
wouldn't mind knowing how Riddle got an award for special services 
to Hogwarts either." 
"Could've been anything," said Ron. "Maybe he got thirty O.WL.s or 
saved a teacher from the giant squid. Maybe he murdered Myrtle; that 
would've done everyone a favor ..... 
But Harry could tell from the arrested look on Hermione's face that 
she was thinking what he was thinking. 
"What?" said Ron, looking from one to the other. 
"Well, the Chamber of Secrets was opened fifty years ago, wasn't it?" 
he said. "That's what Malfoy said." 
"Yeah. . ." said Ron slowly. 
"And this diary is fifty years old," said Hermione, tapping it excitedly. 
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a so? 
.
"Oh, Ron, wake up," snapped Hermione. "We know the person who 
opened the Chamber last time was expelled fifty years ago. We know 
T. M. Riddle got an award for special services to the school fifty years 
ago. Well, what if Riddle got his special award for catching the Heir of

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Slytherin? His diary would probably tell us everything - where the 
Chamber is, and how to open it, and what sort of creature lives in it - 
the person who's behind the attacks this time wouldn't want that lying 
around, would they?" 
"That's a brilliant theory, Hermione," said Ron, "with just one tiny little 
flaw. There's nothing written in his diary." 
But Hermione was pulling her wand out of her bag. 
"It might be invisible ink!" she whispered. 
She tapped the diary three times and said, "Aparecium!" 
Nothing happened. Undaunted, Hermione shoved her hand back into 
her bag and pulled out what appeared to be a bright red eraser. 
"It's a Revealer, I got it in Diagon Alley," she said. 
She rubbed hard on January first. Nothing happened. 
"I'm telling you, there's nothing to find in there," said Ron. "Riddle just 
got a diary for Christmas and couldn't be bothered filling it in." 
Harry couldn't explain, even to himself, why he didn't just throw 
Riddle's diary away. The fact was that even though he knew the diary 
was blank, he kept absentmindedly picking it up and turning the pages, 
as though it were a story he wanted to finish. And while Harry was 
sure he had never heard the name T. M. Riddle before, it still seemed 
to mean something to him, almost as though 
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Riddle was a friend he'd had when he was very small, and had 
halfforgotten. But this was absurd. He'd never had friends before 
Hogwarts, Dudley had made sure of that. 
Nevertheless, Harry was determined to find out more about Riddle, so 
next day at break, he headed for the trophy room to examine Riddle's 
special award, accompanied by an interested Hermione and a 
thoroughly unconvinced Ron, who told them he'd seen enough of the 
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Riddle's burnished gold shield was tucked away in a corner cabinet. It 
didn't carry details of why it had been given to him ("Good thing, too, 
or it'd be even bigger and Id still be polishing it," said Ron). However, 
they did find Riddle's name on an old Medal for Magical Merit, and on 
a list of old Head Boys. 
"He sounds like Percy," said Ron, wrinkling his nose in disgust. 
"Prefect, Head Boy ... probably top of every class -" 
"You say that like it's a bad thing," said Hermione in a slightly hurt 
voice. 
The sun had now begun to shine weakly on Hogwarts again. Inside 
the castle, the mood had grown more hopeful. There had been no 
more attacks since those on Justin and Nearly Headless Nick, and 
Madam Pomfrey was pleased to report that the Mandrakes were 
becoming moody and secretive, meaning that they were fast leaving 
childhood. 
"The moment their acne clears up, they'll be ready for repotting again," 
Harry heard her telling Filch kindly one afternoon. "And after that, it 
won't be long until we're cutting them up and stewing them. You'll 
have Mrs. Norris back in no time." 
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Perhaps the Heir of Slytherin had lost his or her nerve, thought Harry. 
It must be getting riskier and riskier to open the Chamber of Secrets, 
with the school so alert and suspicious. Perhaps the monster, 
whatever it was, was even now settling itself down to hibernate for 
another fifty years .... 
Ernie Macmillan of Hufflepuff didn't take this cheerful view. He was 
still convinced that Harry was the guilty one, that he had "given 
himself away" at the Dueling Club. Peeves wasn't helping matters; he 
kept popping up in the crowded corridors singing "Oh, Potter, you 
rotter . . ." now with a dance routine to match. 
Gilderoy Lockhart seemed to think he himself had made the attacks 
stop. Harry overheard him telling Professor McGonagall so while the 
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"I don't think there'll be any more trouble, Minerva," he said, tapping 
his nose knowingly and winking. "I think the Chamber has been locked 
for good this time. The culprit must have known it was only a matter 
of time before I caught him. Rather sensible to stop now, before I 
came down hard on him. 
"You know, what the school needs now is a morale-booster. Wash 
away the memories of last term! I won't say any more just now, but I 
think I know just the thing . . . ." 
He tapped his nose again and strode off. 
Lockhart's idea of a morale-booster became clear at breakfast time on 
February fourteenth. Harry hadn't had much sleep because of a laterunning 
Quidditch practice the night before, and he hurried down to 
the Great Hall, slightly late. He thought, for a moment, that he'd 
walked through the wrong doors. 
The walls were all covered with large, lurid pink flowers. Worse 
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still, heart-shaped confetti was falling from the pale blue ceiling. Harry 
went over to the Gryffindor table, where Ron was sitting looking 
sickened, and Hermione seemed to have been overcome with giggles. 
"What's going on?" Harry asked them, sitting down and wiping confetti 
off his bacon. 
Ron pointed to the teachers' table, apparently too disgusted to speak. 
Lockhart, wearing lurid pink robes to match the decorations, was 
waving for silence. The teachers on either side of him were looking 
stony-faced. From where he sat, Harry could see a muscle going in 
Professor McGonagall's cheek. Snape looked as though someone had 
just fed him a large beaker of Skele-Gro. 
"Happy Valentine's Day!" Lockhart shouted. "And may I thank the 
forty-six people who have so far sent me cards! Yes, I have taken the 
liberty of arranging this little surprise for you all - and it doesn't end 
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Lockhart clapped his hands and through the doors to the entrance hall 
marched a dozen surly-looking dwarfs. Not just any dwarfs, however. 
Lockhart had them all wearing golden wings and carrying harps. 
"My friendly, card-carrying cupids!" beamed Lockhart. "They will be 
roving around the school today delivering your valentines! And the fun 
doesn't stop here! I'm sure my colleagues will want to enter into the 
spirit of the occasion! Why not ask Professor Snape to show you how 
to whip up a Love Potion! And while you're at it, Professor Flitwick 
knows more about Entrancing Enchantments than any wizard I've 
ever met, the sly old dog!" 
Professor Flitwick buried his face in his hands. Snape was look 
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ing as though the first person to ask him for a Love Potion would be 
force-fed poison. 
"Please, Hermione, tell me you weren't one of the forty-six, 51 said Ron 
as they left the Great Hall for their first lesson. Hermione suddenly 
became very interested in searching her bag for her schedule and 
didn't answer. 
All day long, the dwarfs kept barging into their classes to deliver 
valentines, to the annoyance of the teachers, and late that afternoon as 
the Gryffindors were walking upstairs for Charms, one of the dwarfs 
caught up with Harry. 
"Oy, you! 'Arty Potter!" shouted a particularly grim-looking dwarf, 
elbowing people out of the way to get to Harry. 
Hot all over at the thought of being given a valentine in front of a line 
of first years, which happened to include Ginny Weasley, Harry tried 
to escape. The dwarf, however, cut his way through the crowd by 
kicking people's shins, and reached him before he'd gone two paces. 
"I've got a musical message to deliver to 'Arry Potter in person," he 
said, twanging his harp in a threatening sort of way. 
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"Stay still!" grunted the dwarf, grabbing hold of Harry's bag and pulling 
him back. 
"Let me go!" Harry snarled, tugging. 
With a loud ripping noise, his bag split in two. His books, wand, 
parchment, and quill spilled onto the floor and his ink bottle smashed 
over everything. 
Harry scrambled around, trying to pick it all up before the dwarf 
started singing, causing something of a holdup in the corridor. 
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"What's going on here?" came the cold, drawling voice of Draco 
Malfoy. Harry started stuffing everything feverishly into his ripped 
bag, desperate to get away before Malfoy could hear his musical 
valentine. 
"What's all this commotion?" said another familiar voice as Percy 
Weasley arrived. 
Losing his head, Harry tried to make a run for it, but the dwarf 
seized him around the knees and brought him crashing to the floor. 
"Right," he said, sitting on Harry's ankles. "Here is your singing 
valentine: 
His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad, 
His hair is as dark as a blackboard. 
I wish he was mine, he's really divine, 
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord 
Harry would have given all the gold in Gringotts to evaporate on the 
spot. Trying valiantly to laugh along with everyone else, he got up, his 
feet numb from the weight of the dwarf, as Percy Weasley did his 
best to disperse the crowd, some of whom were crying with mirth. 
"Off you go, off you go, the bell rang five minutes ago, off to class, 
now," he said, shooing some of the younger students away. "And you, 
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Harry, glancing over, saw Malfoy stoop and snatch up something. 
Leering, he showed it to Crabbe and Goyle, and Harry realized that 
he'd got Riddle's diary. 
"Give that back," said Harry quietly. 
"Wonder what Potter's written in this?" said Malfoy, who obvi 
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ously hadn't noticed the year on the cover and thought he had 
Harry's own diary. A hush fell over the onlookers. Ginny was staring 
from the diary to Harry, looking terrified. 
"Hand it over, Malfoy," said Percy sternly. 
"When I've had a look," said Malfoy, waving the diary tauntingly at 
Harry. 
Percy said, "As a school prefect -" but Harry had lost his temper. He 
pulled out his wand and shouted, "Expelliarmus!" and just as 
Snape had disarmed Lockhart, so Malfoy found the diary shooting 
out of his hand into the air. Ron, grinning broadly, caught it. 
"Harry!" said Percy loudly. "No magic in the corridors. I'll have to 
report this, you know!" 
But Harry didn't care, he was one-up on Malfoy, and that was worth 
five points from Gryffindor any day. Malfoy was looking furious, and 
as Ginny passed him to enter her classroom, he yelled spitefully after 
her, "I don't think Potter liked your valentine much!" 
Ginny covered her face with her hands and ran into class. Snarling, 
Ron pulled out his wand, too, but Harry pulled him away. Ron didn't 
need to spend the whole of Charms belching slugs. 
It wasn't until they had reached Professor Flitwick's class that Harry 
noticed something rather odd about Riddle's diary. All his other 
books were drenched in scarlet ink. The diary, however, was as 
clean as it had been before the ink bottle had smashed all over it. He 
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wand again; large purple bubbles were blossoming out of the end, 
and he wasn't much interested in anything else. 
Harry went to bed before anyone else in his dormitory that night. This 
was partly because he didn't think he could stand Fred and George 
singing, "His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad" one more time, 
and partly because he wanted to examine Riddle's diary again, and 
knew that Ron thought he was wasting his time. 
Harry sat on his four-poster and flicked through the blank pages, not 
one of which had a trace of scarlet ink on it. Then he pulled a new 
bottle out of his bedside cabinet, dipped his quill into it, and dropped a 
blot onto the first page of the diary. 
The ink shone brightly on the paper for a second and then, as though it 
was being sucked into the page, vanished. Excited, Harry loaded up 
his quill a second time and wrote, "My name is Harry Potter." 
The words shone momentarily on the page and they, too, sank without 
trace. Then, at last, something happened. 
Oozing back out of the page, in his very own ink, came words Harry 
had never written. 
"Hello, Harry Potter. My name is Tom Riddle. How did you come by my 
diary?" 
These words, too, faded away, but not before Harry had started to 
scribble back. 
"Someone tried to flush it down a toilet." 
He waited eagerly for Riddle's reply. 
"Lucky that I recorded my memories in some more lasting way than ink. 
But I always knew that there would be those who would not want this 
diary read. " 
"What do you mean?" Harry scrawled, blotting the page in his 
excitement. 
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`I mean that this diary holds memories of terrible things. Things that were 
covered up. Things that happened at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and 
Wizardry. " 
"That's where I am now," Harry wrote quickly. "I'm at Hogwarts, and 
horrible stuff's been happening. Do you know anything about the 
Chamber of Secrets?" 
His heart was hammering. Riddle's reply came quickly, his writing 
becoming untidier, as though he was hurrying to tell all he knew. 
"Of course I know about the Chamber of Secrets. In my day, they told us it 
was a legend, that it did not exist. But this was a lie. In my fifth year, the 
Chamber was opened and the monster attacked several students, finally 
killing one. I caught the person whod opened the Chamber and he was 
expelled. But the Headmaster, Professor Dippet, ashamed that such a thing 
had happened at Hogwarts, forbade me to tell the truth. A story was given 
out that thegirl had died in a freak accident. They gave me a nice, shiny, 
engraved trophy for my trouble and warned me to keep my mouth shut. But I 
knew it could happen again. The monster lived on, and the one who had the 
power to release it was not imprisoned. " 
Harry nearly upset his ink bottle in his hurry to write back. 
"It's happening again now. There have been three attacks and no one 
seems to know who's behind them. Who was it last time?" 
"I can show you, if you like, "came Riddle's reply. "You don't have 
to take my word for it. I can take you inside my memory of the night 
when I caught him. " 
Harry hesitated, his quill suspended over the diary. What did Riddle 
mean? How could he be taken inside somebody else's memory? He 
glanced nervously at the door to the dormitory, which was 
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growing dark. When he looked back at the diary, he saw fresh words 
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"Let me show you. " 
Harry paused for a fraction of a second and then wrote two letters. 
(40K.55 
The pages of the diary began to blow as though caught in a high wind, 
stopping halfway through the month of June. Mouth hanging open, 
Harry saw that the little square for June thirteenth seemed to have 
turned into a miniscule television screen. His hands trembling slightly, 
he raised the book to press his eye against the little window, and 
before he knew what was happening, he was tilting forward; the 
window was widening, he felt his body leave his bed, and he was 
pitched headfirst through the opening in the page, into a whirl of color 
and shadow. 
He felt his feet hit solid ground, and stood, shaking, as the blurred 
shapes around him came suddenly into focus. 
He knew immediately where he was. This circular room with the 
sleeping portraits was Dumbledore's office - but it wasn't Dumbledore 
who was sitting behind the desk. A wizened, fraillooking wizard, bald 
except for a few wisps of white hair, was reading a letter by 
candlelight. Harry had never seen this man before. 
"I'm sorry," he said shakily. "I didn't mean to butt in -" 
But the wizard didn't look up. He continued to read, frowning slightly. 
Harry drew nearer to his desk and stammered, "Er - I'll just go, shall 
I?" 
Still the wizard ignored him. He didn't seem even to have heard him. 
Thinking that the wizard might be deaf, Harry raised his voice. 
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"Sorry I disturbed you. I'll go now," he half-shouted. 
The wizard folded up the letter with a sigh, stood up, walked past 
Harry without glancing at him, and went to draw the curtains at his 
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The sky outside the window was ruby-red; it seemed to be sunset. 
The wizard went back to the desk, sat down, and twiddled his thumbs, 
watching the door. 
Harry looked around the office. No Fawkes the phoenix - no whirring 
silver contraptions. This was Hogwarts as Riddle had known it, 
meaning that this unknown wizard was Headmaster, not Dumbledore, 
and he, Harry, was little more than a phantom, completely invisible to 
the people of fifty years ago. 
There was a knock on the office door. 
"Enter," said the old wizard in a feeble voice. 
A boy of about sixteen entered, taking off his pointed hat. A silver 
prefect's badge was glinting on his chest. He was much taller than 
Harry, but he, too, had jet-black hair. 
"Ah, Riddle," said the Headmaster. 
"You wanted to see me, Professor Dippet?" said Riddle. He looked 
nervous. 
"Sit down," said Dippet. "I've just been reading the letter you sent me. 
"Oh," said Riddle. He sat down, gripping his hands together very 
tightly. 
"My dear boy," said Dipper kindly, "I cannot possibly let you stay at 
school over the summer. Surely you want to go home for the 
holidays?" 
"No," said Riddle at once. "Id much rather stay at Hogwarts than go 
back to that - to that -" 
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"You live in a Muggle orphanage during the holidays, I believe?" said 
Dippet curiously. 
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"You are Muggle-born?" 
"Half-blood, sir," said Riddle. "Muggle father, witch mother." 
"And are both your parents -?" 
"My mother died just after I was born, sir. They told me at the 
orphanage she lived just long enough to name me - Tom after my 
father, Marvolo after my grandfather." 
Dipper clucked his tongue sympathetically. 
"The thing is, Tom," he sighed, "Special arrangements might have 
been made for you, but in the current circumstances . . . ." 
"You mean all these attacks, sir?" said Riddle, and Harry's heart 
leapt, and he moved closer, scared of missing anything. 
"Precisely," said the headmaster. "My dear boy, you must see how 
foolish it would be of me to allow you to remain at the castle when 
term ends. Particularly in light of the recent tragedy ... the death of 
that poor little girl .... You will be safer by far at your orphanage. As 
a matter of fact, the Ministry of Magic is even now talking about 
closing the school. We are no nearer locating the er - source of all 
this unpleasantness . . . ." 
Riddle's eyes had widened. 
"Sir - if the person was caught - if it all stopped -" 
"What do you mean?" said Dippet with a squeak in his voice, sitting 
up in his chair. "Riddle, do you mean you know something about 
these attacks?" 
"No, sir," said Riddle quickly. 
But Harry was sure it was the same sort of "no" that he himself had 
given Dumbledore. 
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"You may go, Tom ...... 
Riddle slid off his chair and slouched out of the room. Harry 
followed him. 
Down the moving spiral staircase they went, emerging next to the 
gargoyle in the darkening corridor. Riddle stopped, and so did 
Harry, watching him. Harry could tell that Riddle was doing some 
serious thinking. He was biting his lip, his forehead furrowed. 
Then, as though he had suddenly reached a decision, he hurried off, 
Harry gliding noiselessly behind him. They didn't see another person 
until they reached the entrance hall, when a tall wizard with long, 
sweeping auburn hair and a beard called to Riddle from the marble 
staircase. 
"What are you doing, wandering around this late, Tom?" 
Harry gaped at the wizard. He was none other than a fifty-yearyounger 
Dumbledore. 
"I had to see the headmaster, sir," said Riddle. 
"Well, hurry off to bed," said Dumbledore, giving Riddle exactly the 
kind of penetrating stare Harry knew so well. "Best not to roam the 
corridors these days. Not since . . ." 
He sighed heavily, bade Riddle good night, and strode off. Riddle 
watched him walk out of sight and then, moving quickly, headed 
straight down the stone steps to the dungeons, with Harry in hot 
pursuit. 
But to Harry's disappointment, Riddle led him not into a hidden 
passageway or a secret tunnel but to the very dungeon in which 
Harry had Potions with Snape. The torches hadn't been lit, and when 
Riddle pushed the door almost closed, Harry could only just 
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It felt to Harry that they were there for at least an hour. All he could 
see was the figure of Riddle at the door, staring through the crack, 
waiting like a statue. And just when Harry had stopped feeling 
expectant and tense and started wishing he could return to the present, 
he heard something move beyond the door. 
Someone was creeping along the passage. He heard whoever it was 
pass the dungeon where he and Riddle were hidden. Riddle, quiet as a 
shadow, edged through the door and followed, Harry tiptoeing behind 
him, forgetting that he couldn't be heard. 
For perhaps five minutes they followed the footsteps, until Riddle 
stopped suddenly, his head inclined in the direction of new noises. 
Harry heard a door creak open, and then someone speaking in a 
hoarse whisper. 
"C'mon ... gotta get yeh outta here .... C'mon now ... in the box. . ." 
There was something familiar about that voice .... 
Riddle suddenly jumped around the corner. Harry stepped out behind 
him. He could see the dark outline of a huge boy who was crouching 
in front of an open door, a very large box next to it. 
"Evening, Rubeus," said Riddle sharply. 
The boy slammed the door shut and stood up. 
"What yer doin' down here, Tom?" 
Riddle stepped closer. 
"It's all over," he said. "I'm going to have to turn you in, Rubeus. 
They're talking about closing Hogwarts if the attacks don't stop." 
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"N" at d'yeh -" 
"I don't think you meant to kill anyone. But monsters don't make 
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"It never killed no one!" said the large boy, backing against the 
closed door. From behind him, Harry could hear a funny rustling and 
clicking. 
"Come on, Rubeus," said Riddle, moving yet closer. "The dead girl's 
parents will be here tomorrow. The least Hogwarts can do is make 
sure that the thing that killed their daughter is slaughtered ...... 
"It wasn't him!" roared the boy, his voice echoing in the dark 
passage. "He wouldn'! He never!" 
"Stand aside," said Riddle, drawing out his wand. 
His spell lit the corridor with a sudden flaming light. The door behind 
the large boy flew open with such force it knocked him into the wall 
opposite. And out of it came something that made Harry let out a 
long, piercing scream unheard by anyone 
A vast, low-slung, hairy body and a tangle of black legs; a gleam of 
many eyes and a pair of razor-sharp pincers - Riddle raised his 
wand again, but he was too late. The thing bowled him over as it 
scuttled away, tearing up the corridor and out of sight. Riddle 
scrambled to his feet, looking after it; he raised his wand, but the 
huge boy leapt on him, seized his wand, and threw him back down, 
yelling, "NO000000!" 
The scene whirled, the darkness became complete; Harry felt himself 
falling and, with a crash, he landed spread-eagled on his four-poster 
in the Gryffindor dormitory, Riddle's diary lying open on his stomach. 
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Before he had had time to regain his breath, the dormitory door 
opened and Ron came in. 
"There you are," he said. 
Harry sat up. He was sweating and shaking. 
"What's up?" said Ron, looking at him with concern. 
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years ago." 
Harry, Ron, and Hermione had always known that Hagrid had an 
unfortunate liking for large and monstrous creatures. During their first 
year at Hogwarts he had tried to raise a dragon in his little wooden 
house, and it would be a long time before they forgot the giant, threeheaded 
dog he'd christened "Fluffy." And if, as a boy, Hagrid had 
heard that a monster was hidden somewhere in the castle, Harry was 
sure he'd have gone to any lengths for a glimpse of it. He'd probably 
thought it was a shame that the monster had been cooped up so 
long, and thought it deserved the chance to stretch its many legs; 
Harry could just imagine the thirteen-year-old Hagrid trying to fit a 
leash and collar on it. But he was equally certain that Hagrid would 
never have meant to kill anybody. 
Harry half wished he hadn't found out how to work Riddle's diary. 
Again and again Ron and Hermione made him recount what 
he'd seen, until he was heartily sick of telling them and sick of the 
long, circular conversations that followed. 
"Riddle might have got the wrong person," said Hermione. "Maybe it 
was some other monster that was attacking people . . . ." 
"How many monsters d'you think this place can hold?" Ron asked 
dully. 
"We always knew Hagrid had been expelled," said Harry miserably. 
"And the attacks must've stopped after Hagrid was kicked out. 
Otherwise, Riddle wouldn't have got his award." 
Ron tried a different tack. 
"Riddle does sound like Percy - who asked him to squeal on Hagrid, 
anyway?" 
"But the monster had killed someone, Ron," said Hermione. 
"And Riddle was going to go back to some Muggle orphanage if they 
closed Hogwarts," said Harry. "I don't blame him for wanting to stay 
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"You met Hagrid down Knockturn Alley, didn't you, Harry?" 
"He was buying a Flesh-Eating Slug Repellent," said Harry quickly. 
The three of them fell silent. After a long pause, Hermione voiced the 
knottiest question of all in a hesitant voice. 
"Do you think we should go and ask Hagrid about it all?" 
"That'd be a cheerful visit," said Ron. "'Hello, Hagrid. Tell us, have 
you been setting anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately?"' 
In the end, they decided that they would not say anything to Hagrid 
unless there was another attack, and as more and more days went by 
with no whisper from the disembodied voice, they became 
hopeful that they would never need to talk to him about why he had 
been expelled. It was now nearly four months since Justin and Nearly 
Headless Nick had been Petrified, and nearly everybody seemed to 
think that the attacker, whoever it was, had retired for good. Peeves 
had finally got bored of his "Oh, Potter, you rotter" song, Ernie 
Macmillan asked Harry quite politely to pass a bucket of leaping 
toadstools in Herbology one day, and in March several of the 
Mandrakes threw a loud and raucous party in greenhouse three. This 
made Professor Sprout very happy. 
"The moment they start trying to move into each other's pots, we'll 
know they're fully mature," she told Harry. "Then we'll be able to 
revive those poor people in the hospital wing." 
The second years were given something new to think about during 
their Easter holidays. The time had come to choose their subjects for 
the third year, a matter that Hermione, at least, took very seriously. 
"it could affect our whole future," she told Harry and Ron as they 
pored over lists of new subjects, marking them with checks. 
"I just want to give up Potions," said Harry. 
"We can't," said Ron gloomily. "We keep all our old subjects, or I'd've 
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"But that's very important!" said Hermione, shocked. 
"Not the way Lockhart teaches it," said Ron. "I haven't learned 
anything from him except not to set pixies loose." 
Neville Longbottom had been sent letters from all the witches and 
wizards in his family, all giving him different advice on what to 
choose. Confused and worried, he sat reading the subject lists with 
his tongue poking out, asking people whether they thought Arithmancy 
sounded more difficult than the study of Ancient Runes. Dean 
Thomas, who, like Harry, had grown up with Muggles, ended up 
closing his eyes and jabbing his wand at the list, then picking the 
subjects it landed on. Hermione took nobody's advice but signed up for 
everything. 
Harry smiled grimly to himself at the thought of what Uncle Vernon 
and Aunt Petunia would say if he tried to discuss his career in 
wizardry with them. Not that he didn't get any guidance: Percy 
Weasley was eager to share his experience. 
"Depends where you want to go, Harry," he said. "It's never too early 
to think about the future, so Id recommend Divination. People say 
Muggle Studies is a soft option, but I personally think wizards should 
have a thorough understanding of the non-magical community, 
particularly if they're thinking of working in close contact with them - 
look at my father, he has to deal with Muggle business all the time. My 
brother Charlie was always more of an outdoor type, so he went for 
Care of Magical Creatures. Play to your strengths, Harry." 
But the only thing Harry felt he was really good at was Quidditch. In 
the end, he chose the same new subjects as Ron, feeling that if he was 
lousy at them, at least he'd have someone friendly to help him. 
Gryffindor's next Quidditch match would be against Hufflepuff. Wood 
was insisting on team practices every night after dinner, so that Harry 
barely had time for anything but Quidditch and homework. However, 
the training sessions were getting better, or at least 
drier, and the evening before Saturday's match he went up to his 
dormitory to drop off his broomstick feeling Gryffindor's chances for 
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But his cheerful mood didn't last long. At the top of the stairs to the 
dormitory, he met Neville Longbottom, who was looking frantic. 
"Harry - I don't know who did it - I just found -" 
Watching Harry fearfully, Neville pushed open the door. 
The contents of Harry's trunk had been thrown everywhere. His 
cloak lay ripped on the floor. The bedclothes had been pulled off his 
four-poster and the drawer had been pulled out of his bedside 
cabinet, the contents strewn over the mattress. 
Harry walked over to the bed, open-mouthed, treading on a few 
loose pages of Travels with Trolls. As he and Neville pulled the 
blankets back onto his bed, Ron, Dean, and Seamus came in. Dean 
swore loudly. 
"What happened, Harry?" 
"No idea," said Harry. But Ron was examining Harry's robes. All the 
pockets were hanging out. 
"Someone's been looking for something," said Ron. "Is there anything 
missing?" 
Harry started to pick up all his things and throw them into his trunk. 
It was only as he threw the last of the Lockhart books back into it 
that he realized what wasn't there. 
"Riddle's diary's gone," he said in an undertone to Ron. 
"What?" 
Harry jerked his head toward the dormitory door and Ron followed 
him out. They hurried down to the Gryffindor common 
room, which was half-empty, and joined Hermione, who was sitting 
alone, reading a book called Ancient Runes Made Easy. 
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"But - only a Gryffindor could have stolen - nobody else knows our 
password -" 
"Exactly," said Harry. 
They woke the next day to brilliant sunshine and a light, refreshing 
breeze. 
"Perfect Quidditch conditions!" said Wood enthusiastically at the 
Gryffindor table, loading the team's plates with scrambled eggs. 
"Harry, buck up there, you need a decent breakfast." 
Harry had been staring down the packed Gryffindor table, wondering 
if the new owner of Riddle's diary was right in front of his eyes. 
Hermione had been urging him to report the robbery, but Harry didn't 
like the idea. He'd have to tell a teacher all about the diary, and how 
many people knew why Hagrid had been expelled fifty years ago? He 
didn't want to be the one who brought it all up again. 
As he left the Great Hall with Ron and Hermione to go and collect his 
Quidditch things, another very serious worry was added to Harry's 
growing list. He had just set foot on the marble staircase when he 
heard it yet again 
"Kill this time ... let me rip ... tear. . ." 
He shouted aloud and Ron and Hermione both jumped away from him 
in alarm. 
"The voice!" said Harry, -looking over his shoulder. "I just heard it 
again - didn't you?" 
Ron shook his head, wide-eyed. Hermione, however, clapped a 
hand to her forehead. 
"Harry - I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the 
library!" 
And she sprinted away, up the stairs. 
"What does she understand?" said Harry distractedly, still looking 
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"Loads more than I do," said Ron, shaking his head. 
"But why's she got to go to the library?" 
"Because that's what Hermione does," said Ron, shrugging. "When in 
doubt, go to the library." 
Harry stood, irresolute, trying to catch the voice again, but people 
were now emerging from the Great Hall behind him, talking loudly, 
exiting through the front doors on their way to the Quidditch pitch. 
"You'd better get moving," said Ron. "It's nearly eleven - the match - 
"
Harry raced up to Gryffindor Tower, collected his Nimbus Two 
Thousand, and joined the large crowd swarming across the grounds, 
but his mind was still in the castle along with the bodiless voice, and 
as he pulled on his scarlet robes in the locker. room, his only comfort 
was that everyone was now outside to watch the game. 
The teams walked onto the field to tumultuous applause. Oliver 
Wood took off for a warm-up flight around the goal posts; Madam 
Hooch released the balls. The Hufflepuffs, who played in canary 
yellow, were standing in a huddle, having a last-minute discussion of 
tactics. 
Harry was just mounting his broom when Professor McGonagall 
came half marching, half running across the pitch, carrying an 
enormous purple megaphone. 
Harry's heart dropped like a stone. 
"This match has been cancelled," Professor McGonagall called 
through the megaphone, addressing the packed stadium. There were 
boos and shouts. Oliver Wood, looking devastated, landed and ran 
toward Professor McGonagall without getting off his broomstick. 
"But, Professor!" he shouted. "We've got to play - the cup 
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Professor McGonagall ignored him and continued to shout through her 
megaphone: 
"All students are to make their way back to the House common 
rooms, where their Heads of Houses will give them further 
information. As quickly as you can, please!" 
Then she lowered the megaphone and beckoned Harry over to her. 
"Potter, I think you'd better come with me ...... 
Wondering how she could possibly suspect him this time, Harry saw 
Ron detach himself from the complaining crowd; he came running up 
to them as they set off toward the castle. To Harry's surprise, 
Professor McGonagall didn't object. 
"Yes, perhaps you'd better come, too, Weasley ..... 
Some of the students swarming around them were grumbling about 
the match being canceled; others looked worried. Harry and Ron 
followed Professor McGonagall back into the school and up the 
marble staircase. But they weren't taken to anybody's office this time. 
"This will be a bit of a shock," said Professor McGonagall in a 
surprisingly gentle voice as they approached the infirmary. "There has 
been another attack ... another double attack." 
Harry's insides did a horrible somersault. Professor McGonagall 
pushed the door open and he and Ron entered. . 
Madam Pomfrey was bending over a fifth-year girl with long, curly 
hair. Harry recognized her as the Ravenclaw they'd accidentally 
asked for directions to the Slytherin common room. And on the bed 
next to her was 
"Hermione!" Ron groaned. 
Hermione lay utterly still, her eyes open and glassy. 
"They were found near the library," said Professor McGonagall. "I 
don't suppose either of you can explain this? It was on the floor next 
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She was holding up a small, circular mirror. 
Harry and Ron shook their heads, both staring at Hermione. 
"I will escort you back to Gryffindor Tower," said Professor 
McGonagall heavily. "I need to address the students in any case. 
"All students will return to their House common rooms by six o'clock 
in the evening. No student is to leave the dormitories after that time. 
You will be escorted to each lesson by a teacher. No student is to use 
the bathroom unaccompanied by a teacher. All further Quidditch 
training and matches are to be postponed. There will be no more 
evening activities." 
The Gryffindors packed inside the common room listened to Professor 
McGonagall in silence. She rolled up the parchment 
from which she had been reading and said in a somewhat choked 
voice, "I need hardly add that I have rarely been so distressed. It is 
likely that the school will be closed unless the culprit behind these 
attacks is caught. I would urge anyone who thinks they might know 
anything about them to come forward." 
She climbed somewhat awkwardly out of the portrait hole, and the 
Gryffindors began talking immediately. 
"That's two Gryffindors down, not counting a Gryffindor ghost, one 
Ravenclaw, and one Hufflepuff, " said the Weasley twins' friend Lee 
Jordan, counting on his fingers. "Haven't any of the teachers noticed 
that the Slytherins are all safe? Isn't it obvious all this stuff's coming 
from Slytherin? The Heir of Slytherin, the monster of Slytherin - why 
don't they just chuck all the Slytherins out?" he roared, to nods and 
scattered applause. 
Percy Weasley was sitting in a chair behind Lee, but for once he didn't 
seem keen to make his views heard. He was looking pale and stunned. 
"Percy's in shock," George told Harry quietly. "That Ravenclaw girl - 
Penelope Clearwater - she's a prefect. I don't think he thought the 
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But Harry was only half-listening. He didn't seem to be able to get rid 
of the picture of Hermione, lying on the hospital bed as though carved 
out of stone. And if the culprit wasn't caught soon, he was looking at a 
lifetime back with the Dursleys. Tom Riddle had turned Hagrid in 
because he was faced with the prospect of a Muggle orphanage if the 
school closed. Harry now knew exactly how he had felt. 
"What're we going to do?" said Ron quietly in Harry's ear. "D'you 
think they suspect Hagrid?" 
"We've got to go and talk to him," said Harry, making up his 
mind. "I can't believe it's him this time, but if he set the monster 
loose last time he'll know how to get inside the Chamber of Secrets, 
and that's a start." 
"But McGonagall said we've got to stay in our tower unless we're 
in class -" 
"I think," said Harry, more quietly still, "it's time to get my dad's 
old cloak out again." 
Harry had inherited) ust one thing from his father: a long and sil 
very Invisibility Cloak. It was their only chance of sneaking out of 
the school to visit Hagrid without anyone knowing about it. They 
went to bed at the usual time, waited until Neville, Dean, and Sea 
mus had stopped discussing the Chamber of Secrets and finally 
fallen asleep, then got up, dressed again, and threw the cloak over 
themselves. 
The journey through the dark and deserted castle corridors 
wasn't enjoyable. Harry, who had wandered the castle at night sev 
eral times before, had never seen it so crowded after sunset. Teach 
ers, prefects, and ghosts were marching the corridors in pairs, 
staring around for any unusual activity. Their Invisibility Cloak 
didn't stop them making any noise, and there was a particularly 
tense moment when Ron stubbed his toe only yards from the spot 
where Snape stood standing guard. Thankfully, Snape sneezed at 
almost exactly the moment Ron swore. It was with relief that they 
reached the oak front doors and eased them open. 
It was a clear, starry night. They hurried toward the lit windows 
of Hagrid's house and pulled off the cloak only when they were 
right outside his front door. 
Seconds after they had knocked, Hagrid flung it open. They found 
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the boarhound barked loudly behind him. 
"Oh," he said, lowering the weapon and staring at them. "What're 
you two doin' here?" 
"What's that for?" said Harry, pointing at the crossbow as they 
stepped inside. 
"Nothin' - nothin' - " Hagrid muttered. "I've bin expectin' doesn' 
matter - Sit down - I'll make tea -" 
He hardly seemed to know what he was doing. He nearly 
extinguished the fire, spilling water from the kettle on it, and then 
smashed the teapot with a nervous jerk of his massive hand. 
"Are you okay, Hagrid?" said Harry. "Did you hear about 
Hermione?" 
"Oh, I heard, all righ'," said Hagrid, a slight break in his voice. 
He kept glancing nervously at the windows. He poured them both 
large mugs of boiling water (he had forgotten to add tea bags) and 
was just putting a slab of fruitcake on a plate when there was a loud 
knock on the door. 
Hagrid dropped the fruitcake. Harry and Ron exchanged 
panicstricken looks, then threw the Invisibility Cloak back over 
themselves and retreated into a corner. Hagrid checked that they 
were hidden, seized his crossbow, and flung open his door once 
more. 
"Good evening, Hagrid." 
It was Dumbledore. He entered, looking deadly serious, and was 
followed by a second, very odd-looking man. 
The stranger had rumpled gray hair and an anxious expression, and 
was wearing a strange mixture of clothes: a pinstriped suit, a 
scarlet tie, a long black cloak, and pointed purple boots. Under his arm 
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"That's Dad's boss!" Ron breathed. "Cornelius Fudge, the Minister of 
Magic!" 
Harry elbowed Ron hard to make him shut up. 
Hagrid had gone pale and sweaty. He dropped into one of his chairs 
and looked from Dumbledore to Cornelius Fudge. 
"Bad business, Hagrid," said Fudge in rather clipped tones. "Very bad 
business. Had to come. Four attacks on Muggle-borns. Things've gone 
far enough. Ministry's got to act." 
"I never," said Hagrid, looking imploringly at Dumbledore. "You know I 
never, Professor Dumbledore, sir -" 
"I want it understood, Cornelius, that Hagrid has my full confidence," 
said Dumbledore, frowning at Fudge. 
"Look, Albus," said Fudge, uncomfortably. "Hagrid's record's against 
him. Ministry's got to do something - the school governors have been 
in touch -" 
"Yet again, Cornelius, I tell you that taking Hagrid away will not help 
in the slightest," said Dumbledore. His blue eyes were full of a fire 
Harry had never seen before. 
"Look at it from my point of view," said Fudge, fidgeting with his 
bowler. "I'm under a lot of pressure. Got to be seen to be doing 
something. If it turns out it wasn't Hagrid, he'll be back and no more 
said. But I've got to take him. Got to. Wouldn't be doing my duty -" 
"Take me?" said Hagrid, who was trembling. "Take me where?" 
"For a short stretch only," said Fudge, not meeting Hagrid's eyes. "Not 
a punishment, Hagrid, more a precaution. If someone else is caught, 
you'll be let out with a full apology -" 
"Not Azkaban?" croaked Hagrid. 
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Dumbledore answered it. It was Harry's turn for an elbow in the ribs; 
he'd let out an audible gasp. 
Mr. Lucius Malfoy strode into Hagrid's hut, swathed in a long black 
traveling cloak, smiling a cold and satisfied smile. Fang started to 
growl. 
"Already here, Fudge," he said approvingly. "Good, good. . ." 
"What're you doin' here?" said Hagrid furiously. "Get outta my house!" 
"My dear man, please believe me, I have no pleasure at all in being 
inside your - er - d'you call this a house?" said Lucius Malfoy, sneering 
as he looked around the small cabin. "I simply called at the school and 
was told that the headmaster was here." 
"And what exactly did you want with me, Lucius?" said Dumbledore. 
He spoke politely, but the fire was still blazing in his blue eyes. 
"Dreadful thing, Dumbledore," said Malfoy lazily, taking out a long roll 
of parchment, "but the governors feel it's time for you to step aside. 
This is an Order of Suspension - you'll find all twelve signatures on it. 
I'm afraid we feel you're losing your touch. How many attacks have 
there been now? Two more this afternoon, wasn't it? At this rate, 
there'll be no Muggle-borns left at Hogwarts, and we all know what 
an awful loss that would be to the school." 
"Oh, now, see here, Lucius," said Fudge, looking alarmed, 
"Dumbledore suspended - no, no - last thing we want just now 
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"The appointment - or suspension - of the headmaster is a matter for 
the governors, Fudge," said Mr. Malfoy smoothly. "And as 
Dumbledore has failed to stop these attacks -" 
"See here, Malfoy, if Dumbledore can't stop them," said Fudge, whose 
upper lip was sweating now, "I mean to say, who can?" 
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Hagrid leapt to his feet, his shaggy black head grazing the ceiling. 
'An' how many did yeh have ter threaten an' blackmail before they 
agreed, Malfoy, eh?" he roared. 
"Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble 
one of these days, Hagrid," said Mr. Malfoy. "I would advise you not 
to shout at the Azkaban guards like that. They won't like it at all." 
"Yeh can' take Dumbledore!" yelled Hagrid, making Fang the 
boarhound cower and whimper in his basket. "Take him away, an' the 
Muggle-borns won' stand a chance! There'll be killin' next!" 
"Calm yourself, Hagrid," said Dumbledore sharply. He looked at 
Lucius Malfoy. 
"If the governors want my removal, Lucius, I shall of course step aside 
-" 
"But -" stuttered Fudge. 
"No!"growled Hagrid. 
Dumbledore had not taken his bright blue eyes off Lucius Malfoy's 
cold gray ones. 
"However," said Dumbledore, speaking very slowly and clearly so that 
none of them could miss a word, "you will find that I will 
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ummer was creeping over the grounds around the castle; sky and lake 
alike turned periwinkle blue and flowers large as cabbages burst into 
bloom in the greenhouses. But with no Hagrid visible from the castle 
windows, striding the grounds with Fang at his heels, the scene didn't 
look right to Harry; no better, in fact, than the inside of the castle, 
where things were so horribly wrong. 
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"We're taking no more chances," Madam Pomfrey told them severely 
through a crack in the infirmary door. "No, I'm sorry, there's every 
chance the attacker might come back to finish these people off . . ." 
With Dumbledore gone, fear had spread as never before, so that the 
sun warming the castle walls outside seemed to stop at the mullioned 
windows. There was barely a face to be seen in the school 
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that didn't look worried and tense, and any laughter that rang through 
the corridors sounded shrill and unnatural and was quickly stifled. 
Harry constantly repeated Dumbledore's final words to himself "I will 
only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me... Help will 
always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it." But what good 
were these words? Who exactly were they supposed to ask for help, 
when everyone was just as confused and scared as they were? 
Hagrid's hint about the spiders was far easier to understand the 
trouble was, there didn't seem to be a single spider left in the castle to 
follow. Harry looked everywhere he went, helped (rather reluctantly) 
by Ron. They were hampered, of course, by the fact that they weren't 
allowed to wander off on their own but had to move around the castle 
in a pack with the other Gryffindors. Most of their fellow students 
seemed glad that they were being shepherded from class to class by 
teachers, but Harry found it very irksome. 
One person, however, seemed to be thoroughly enjoying the 
atmosphere of terror and suspicion. Draco Malfoy was strutting 
around the school as though he had just been appointed Head Boy. 
Harry didn't realize what he was so pleased about until the Potions 
lesson about two weeks after Dumbledore and Hagrid had left, when, 
sitting right behind Malfoy, Harry overheard him gloating to Crabbe 
and Goyle. 
"I always thought Father might be the one who got rid of 
Dumbledore," he said, not troubling to keep his voice down. "I told you 
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had. Maybe we'll get a decent headmaster now. Someone who won't 
want the Chamber of Secrets closed. McGonagall won't last long, 
she's only filling in ...... 
Snape swept past Harry, making no comment about Hermione's 
empty seat and cauldron. 
"Sir," said Malfoy loudly. "Sir, why don't you apply for the 
headmaster's job?" 
"Now, now, Malfoy," said Snape, though he couldn't suppress a thinlipped 
smile. "Professor Dumbledore has only been suspended by the 
governors. I daresay he'll be back with us soon enough." 
"Yeah, right," said Malfoy, smirking. "I expect you'd have Father's 
vote, sir, if you wanted to apply for the job - I'll tell Father you're the 
best teacher here, sir -" 
Snape smirked as he swept off around the dungeon, fortunately not 
spotting Seamus Finnigan, who was pretending to vomit into his 
cauldron. 
"I'm quite surprised the Mudbloods haven't all packed their bags by 
now," Malfoy went on. "Bet you five Galleons the next one dies. Pity 
it wasn't Granger -" 
The bell rang at that moment, which was lucky; at Malfoy's last 
words, Ron had leapt off his stool, and in the scramble to collect bags 
and books, his attempts to reach Malfoy went unnoticed. 
"Let me at him," Ron growled as Harry and Dean hung onto his arms. 
"I don't care, I don't need my wand, I'm going to kill him with my bare 
hands -" 
"Hurry up, I've got to take you all to Herbology," barked Snape over 
the class's heads, and off they marched, with Harry, Ron, and Dean 
bringing up the rear, Ron still trying to get loose. It was only 
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safe to let go of him when Snape had seen them out of the castle and 
they were making their way across the vegetable patch toward the 
greenhouses. 
The Herbology class was very subdued; there were now two missing 
from their number, Justin and Hermione. 
Professor Sprout set them all to work pruning the Abyssinian 
Shrivelfigs. Harry went to tip an armful of withered stalks onto the 
compost heap and found himself face-to-face with Ernie Macmillan. 
Ernie took a deep breath and said, very formally, "I just want to say, 
Harry, that I'm sorry I ever suspected you. I know you'd never attack 
Hermione Granger, and I apologize for all the stuff I said. We're all in 
the same boat now, and, well -" 
He held out a pudgy hand, and Harry shook it. 
Ernie and his friend Hannah came to work at the same Shrivelfig as 
Harry and Ron. 
"That Draco Malfoy character," said Ernie, breaking off dead twigs, 
"he seems very pleased about all this, doesn't he? D'you know, I think 
he might be Slytherin's heir." 
"That's clever of you," said Ron, who didn't seem to have forgiven 
Ernie as readily as Harry. 
"Do you think it's Malfoy, Harry?" Ernie asked. 
"No," said Harry, so firmly that Ernie and Hannah stared. 
A second later, Harry spotted something. 
Several large spiders were scuttling over the ground on the other side 
of the glass, moving in an unnaturally straight line as though taking the 
shortest route to a prearranged meeting. Harry hit Ron over the hand 
with his pruning shears. 
"Ouch! What're you -" 
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Harry pointed out the spiders, following their progress with his eyes 
screwed up against the sun. 
"Oh, yeah," said Ron, trying, and failing, to look pleased. "But we can't 
follow them now -" 
Ernie and Hannah were listening curiously. 
Harry's eyes narrowed as he focused on the spiders. If they pursued 
their fixed course, there could be no doubt about where they would 
end up. 
"Looks like they're heading for the Forbidden Forest . . . ." 
And Ron looked even unhappier about that. 
At the end of the lesson Professor Sprout escorted the class to their 
Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson. Harry and Ron lagged behind 
the others so they could talk out of earshot. 
"We'll have to use the Invisibility Cloak again," Harry told Ron. "We 
can take Fang with us. He's used to going into the forest with Hagrid, 
he might be some help." 
"Right," said Ron, who was twirling his wand nervously in his fingers. 
"Er - aren't there - aren't there supposed to be werewolves in the 
forest?" he added as they took their usual places at the back of 
Lockhart's classroom. 
Preferring not to answer that question, Harry said, "There are good 
things in there, too. The centaurs are all right, and the unicorns ... 
Ron had never been into the Forbidden Forest before. Harry had 
entered it only once and had hoped never to do so again. 
Lockhart bounded into the room and the class stared at him. Every 
other teacher in the place was looking grimmer than usual, but 
Lockhart appeared nothing short of buoyant. 
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faces?" 
People swapped exasperated looks, but nobody answered. 
"Don't you people realize," said Lockhart, speaking slowly, as though 
they were all a bit dim, "the danger has passed! The culprit has been 
taken away -" 
"Says who?" said Dean Thomas loudly. 
"My dear young man, the Minister of Magic wouldn't have taken 
Hagrid if he hadn't been one hundred percent sure that he was guilty," 
said Lockhart, in the tone of someone explaining that one and one 
made two. 
"Oh, yes he would," said Ron, even more loudly than Dean. 
"I flatter myself I know a touch more about Hagrid's arrest than you 
do, Mr. Weasley," said Lockhart in a self-satisfied tone. 
Ron started to say that he didn't think so, somehow, but stopped in 
midsentence when Harry kicked him hard under the desk. 
"We weren't there, remember?" Harry muttered. 
But Lockhart's disgusting cheeriness, his hints that he had always 
thought Hagrid was no good, his confidence that the whole business 
was now at an end, irritated Harry so much that he yearned to throw 
Gadding with Ghouls right in Lockhart's stupid face. Instead he 
contented himself with scrawling a note to Ron: Let's do it tonight. 
Ron read the message, swallowed hard, and looked sideways at the 
empty seat usually filled by Hermione. The sight seemed to stiffen his 
resolve, and he nodded. 
The Gryffindor common room was always very crowded these days, 
because from six o'clock onward the Gryffindors had no - 
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Harry went to get the Invisibility Cloak out of his trunk right after 
dinner, and spent the evening sitting on it, waiting for the room to 
clear. Fred and George challenged Harry and Ron to a few games of 
Exploding Snap, and Ginny sat watching them, very subdued in 
Hermione's usual chair. Harry and Ron kept losing on purpose, trying 
to finish the games quickly, but even so, it was well past midnight 
when Fred, George, and Ginny finally went to bed. 
Harry and Ron waited for the distant sounds of two dormitory doors 
closing before seizing the cloak, throwing it over themselves, and 
climbing through the portrait hole. 
It was another difficult journey through the castle, dodging all the 
teachers. At last they reached the entrance hall, slid back the lock on 
the oak front doors, squeezed between them, trying to stop any 
creaking, and stepped out into the moonlit grounds. 
"'Course," said Ron abruptly as they strode across the black grass, 
"we might get to the forest and find there's nothing to follow. Those 
spiders might not've been going there at all. I know it looked like they 
were moving in that sort of general direction, but. . ." 
His voice trailed away hopefully. 
They reached Hagrid's house, sad and sorry-looking with its blank 
windows. When Harry pushed the door open, Fang went mad with joy 
at the sight of them. Worried he might wake everyone at the castle 
with his deep, booming barks, they hastily fed him treacle fudge from 
a tin on the mantelpiece, which glued his teeth together. 
Harry left the Invisibility Cloak on Hagrid's table. There would be no 
need for it in the pitch-dark forest. 
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"C'mon, Fang, we're going for a walk," said Harry, patting his leg, and 
Fang bounded happily out of the house behind them, dashed to the 
edge of the forest, and lifted his leg against a large sycamore tree. 
Harry took out his wand, murmured, "Lumos!" and a tiny light 
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signs of spiders. 
"Good thinking," said Ron. "Id light mine, too, but you know - it'd 
probably blow up or something ...... 
Harry tapped Ron on the shoulder, pointing at the grass. Two solitary 
spiders were hurrying away from the wandlight into the shade of the 
trees. 
"Okay," Ron sighed as though resigned to the worst, "I'm ready. Let's 
go." 
So, with Fang scampering around them, sniffing tree roots and leaves, 
they entered the forest. By the glow of Harry's wand, they followed 
the steady trickle of spiders moving along the path. They walked 
behind them for about twenty minutes, not speaking, listening hard for 
noises other than breaking twigs and rustling leaves. Then, when the 
trees had become thicker than ever, so that the stars overhead were 
no longer visible, and Harry's wand shone alone in the sea of dark, 
they saw their spider guides leaving the path. 
Harry paused, trying to see where the spiders were going, but 
everything outside his little sphere of *light was pitch-black. He had 
never been this deep into the forest before. He could vividly 
remember Hagrid advising him not to leave the forest path last time 
he'd been in here. But Hagrid was miles away now, probably sitting in 
a cell in Azkaban, and he had also said to follow the spiders. 
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Something wet touched Harry's hand and he jumped backward, 
crushing Rods foot, but it was only Fang's nose. 
"What d'you reckon?" Harry said to Ron, whose eyes he could just 
make out, reflecting the light from his wand. 
"We've come this far," said Ron. 
So they followed the darting shadows of the spiders into the trees. 
They couldn't move very quickly now; there were tree roots and 
stumps in their way, barely visible in the near blackness. Harry could 
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so that Harry could crouch down and find the spiders in the wandlight. 
They walked for what seemed like at least half an hour, their robes 
snagging on low-slung branches and brambles. After a while, they 
noticed that the ground seemed to be sloping downward, though the 
trees were as thick as ever. 
Then Fang suddenly let loose a great, echoing bark, making both Harry 
and Ron jump out of their skins. 
"What?" said Ron loudly, looking around into the pitch-dark, and 
gripping Harry's elbow very hard. 
"There's something moving over there," Harry breathed. "Listen ... 
sounds like something big ...... 
They listened. Some distance to their right, the something big was 
snapping branches as it carved a path through the trees. 
"Oh, no," said Ron. "Oh, no, oh, no, oh -" 
"Shut up," said Harry frantically. "It'll hear you." 
"Hear me?" said Ron in an unnaturally high voice. "It's already heard 
Fang!" 
The darkness seemed to be pressing on their eyeballs as they 
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stood, terrified, waiting. There was a strange rumbling noise and then 
silence. 
"What d'you think it's doing?" said Harry. 
"Probably getting ready to pounce," said Ron. 
They waited, shivering, hardly daring to move. 
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Then, to their right, came a sudden blaze of light, so bright in the 
darkness that both of them flung up their hands to shield their eyes. 
Fang yelped and tried to run, but got lodged in a tangle of thorns and 
yelped even louder. 
"Harry!" Ron shouted, his voice breaking with relief "Harry, it's our 
car!" 
"What?" 
"Come on!" 
Harry blundered after Ron toward the light, stumbling and tripping, 
and a moment later they had emerged into a clearing. 
Mr. Weasley's car was standing, empty, in the middle of a circle of 
thick trees under a roof of dense branches, its headlights ablaze. As 
Ron walked, open-mouthed, toward it, it moved slowly toward him, 
exactly like a large, turquoise dog greeting its owner. 
"It's been here all the time!" said Ron delightedly, walking around the 
car. "Look at it. The forest's turned it wild . . . ." 
The sides of the car were scratched and smeared with mud. 
Apparently it had taken to trundling around the forest on its own. 
Fang didn't seem at all keen on it; he kept close to Harry, who could 
feel him quivering. His breathing slowing down again, Harry stuffed 
his wand back into his robes. 
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"And we thought it was going to attack us!" said Ron, leaning against 
the car and patting it. "I wondered where it had gone!" 
Harry squinted around on the floodlit ground for signs of more spiders, 
but they had all scuttled away from the glare of the headlights. 
"We've lost the trail," he said. "C'mon, let's go and find them." 
Ron didn't speak. He didn't move. His eyes were fixed on a point 
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livid with terror. 
Harry didn't even have time to turn around. There was a loud clicking 
noise and suddenly he felt something long and hairy seize him around 
the middle and lift him off the ground, so that he was hanging 
facedown. Struggling, terrified, he heard more clicking, and saw Ron's 
legs leave the ground, too, heard Fang whimpering and howling - next 
moment, he was being swept away into the dark trees. 
Head hanging, Harry saw that what had hold of him was marching on 
six immensely long, hairy legs, the front two clutching him tightly below 
a pair of shining black pincers. Behind him, he could hear another of 
the creatures, no doubt carrying Ron. They were moving into the very 
heart of the forest. Harry could hear Fang fighting to free himself from 
a third monster, whining loudly, but Harry couldn't have yelled even if 
he had wanted to; he seemed to have left his voice back with the car 
in the clearing. 
He never knew how long he was in the creature's clutches; he only 
knew that the darkness suddenly lifted enough for him to see that the 
leaf-strewn ground was now swarming with spiders. Craning his neck 
sideways, he realized that they had reached the ridge of 
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a vast hollow, a hollow that had been cleared of trees, so that the stars 
shone brightly onto the worst scene he had ever laid eyes on. 
Spiders. Not tiny spiders like those surging over the leaves below. 
Spiders the size of carthorses, eight-eyed, eight-legged, black, hairy, 
gigantic. The massive specimen that was carrying Harry made its way 
down the steep slope toward a misty, domed web in the very center of 
the hollow, while its fellows closed in all around it, clicking their 
pincers excitedly at the sight of its load. 
Harry fell to the ground on all fours as the spider released him. Ron 
and Fang thudded down next to him. Fang wasn't howling anymore, 
but cowering silently on the spot. Ron looked exactly like Harry felt. 
His mouth was stretched wide in a kind of silent scream and his eyes 
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saying something. It had been hard to tell, because he clicked his 
pincers with every word he spoke. 
"Aragog!" it called. "Aragog!" 
And from the middle of the misty, domed web, a spider the size of a 
small elephant emerged, very slowly. There was gray in the black of 
his body and legs, and each of the eyes on his ugly, pincered head was 
milky white. He was blind. 
"What is it?" he said, clicking his pincers rapidly. 
"Men," clicked the spider who had caught Harry. 
"Is it Hagrid?" said Aragog, moving closer, his eight milky eyes 
wandering vaguely. 
"Strangers," clicked the spider who had brought Ron. 
"Kill them," clicked Aragog fretfully. "I was sleeping ...... 
"We're friends of Hagrid's," Harry shouted. His heart seemed to have 
left his chest to pound in his throat. 
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Click, click, click went the pincers of the spiders all around the hollow. 
Aragog paused. 
"Hagrid has never sent men into our hollow before," he said slowly. 
"Hagrid's in trouble," said Harry, breathing very fast. "That's why 
we've come." 
"In trouble?" said the aged spider, and Harry thought he heard concern 
beneath the clicking pincers. "But why has he sent you?" 
Harry thought of getting to his feet but decided against it; he didn't 
think his legs would support him. So he spoke from the ground, as 
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"They think,, up at the school, that Hagrid's been setting a a - 
something on students. They've taken him to Azkaban." 
Aragog clicked his pincers furiously, and all around the hollow the 
sound was echoed by the crowd of spiders; it was like applause, 
except applause didn't usually make Harry feel sick with fear. 
"But that was years ago," said Aragog fretfully. "Years and years ago. 
I remember it well. That's why they made him leave the school. They 
believed that I was the monster that dwells in what they call the 
Chamber of Secrets. They thought that Hagrid had opened the 
Chamber and set me free." 
"And you ... you didn't come from the Chamber of Secrets?" said 
Harry, who could feel cold sweat on his forehead. 
"I!" said Aragog, clicking angrily. "I was not born in the castle. I come 
from a distant land. A traveler gave me to Hagrid when I was an egg. 
Hagrid was only a boy, but he cared for me, hidden in a cupboard in 
the castle, feeding me on scraps from the table. Hagrid 
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is my good friend, and a good man. When I was discovered, and 
blamed for the death of a girl, he protected me. I have lived here in 
the forest ever since, where Hagrid still visits me. He even found me 
a wife, Mosag, and you see how our family has grown, all through 
Hagrid's goodness ...... 
Harry summoned what remained of his courage. 
"So you never - never attacked anyone?" 
"Never," croaked the old spider. "It would have been my instinct, but 
out of respect for Hagrid, I never harmed a human. The body of the 
girl who was killed was discovered in a bathroom. I never saw any 
part of the castle but the cupboard in which I grew up. Our kind like 
the dark and the quiet ...... 
"But then ... Do you know what did kill that girl?" said Harry. 
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His words were drowned by a loud outbreak of clicking and the 
rustling of many long legs shifting angrily; large black shapes shifted 
all around him. 
"The thing that lives in the castle," said Aragog, "is an ancient creature 
we spiders fear above all others. Well do I remember how I pleaded 
with Hagrid to let me go, when I sensed the beast moving about the 
school." 
"What is it?" said Harry urgently. 
More loud clicking, more rustling; the spiders seemed to be closing in. 
"We do not speak of it!" said Aragog fiercely. "We do not name it! I 
never even told Hagrid the name of that dread creature, though he 
asked me, many times." 
Harry didn't want to press the subject, not with the spiders 
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pressing closer on all sides. Aragog seemed to be tired of tamng. He 
was backing slowly into his domed web, but his fellow spiders 
continued to inch slowly toward Harry and Ron. 
"We'll just go, then," Harry called desperately to Aragog, hearing 
leaves rustling behind him. 
"Go?" said Aragog slowly. "I think not ...... 
"But - but -" 
"My sons and daughters do not harm Hagrid, on my command. But I 
cannot deny them fresh meat, when it wanders so willingly into our 
midst. Good-bye, friend of Hagrid." 
Harry spun around. Feet away, towering above him, was a solid wall 
of spiders, clicking, their many eyes gleaming in their ugly black heads. 
Even as he reached for his wand, Harry knew it was no good, there 
were too many of them, but as he tried to stand, ready to die fighting, 
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hollow. 
Mr. Weasley's car was thundering down the slope, headlights glaring, 
its horn screeching, knocking spiders aside; several were thrown onto 
their backs, their endless legs waving in the air. The car screeched to 
a halt in front of Harry and Ron and the doors flew open. 
"Get Fang!" Harry yelled, diving into the front seat; Ron seized the 
boarhound around the middle and threw him, yelping, into the back of 
the car - the doors slammed shut - Ron didn't touch the accelerator 
but the car didn't need him; the engine roared and they were off, 
hitting more spiders. They sped up the slope, out of the hollow, and 
they were soon crashing through the forest, branches 
whipping the windows as the car wound its way cleverly through the 
widest gaps, following a path it obviously knew. 
Harry looked sideways at Ron. His mouth was still open in the silent 
scream, but his eyes weren't popping anymore. 
"Are you okay?" 
Ron stared straight ahead, unable to speak. 
They smashed their way through the undergrowth, Fang howling loudly 
in the back seat, and Harry saw the side mirror snap off as they 
squeezed past a large oak. After ten noisy, rocky minutes, the trees 
thinned, and Harry could again see patches of sky. 
The car stopped so suddenly that they were nearly thrown into the 
windshield. They had reached the edge of the forest. Fang flung 
himself at the window in his anxiety to get out, and when Harry 
opened the door, he shot off through the trees to Hagrid's house, tail 
between his legs. Harry got out too, and after a minute or so, Ron 
seemed to regain the feeling in his limbs and followed, still stiff-necked 
and staring. Harry gave the car a grateful pat as it reversed back into 
the forest and disappeared from view. 
Harry went back into Hagrid's cabin to get the Invisibility Cloak. Fang 
was trembling under a blanket in his basket. When Harry got outside 
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"Follow the spiders," said Ron weakly, wiping his mouth on his sleeve. 
"I'll never forgive Hagrid. We're lucky to be alive." 
"I bet he thought Aragog wouldn't hurt friends of his," said Harry. 
"That's exactly Hagrid's problem!" said Ron, thumping the wall of the 
cabin. "He always thinks monsters aren't as bad as they're 
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made out, and look where it's got him! A cell in Azkaban!" He was 
shivering uncontrollably now. "What was the point of sending us in 
there? What have we found out, Id like to know?" 
"That Hagrid never opened the Chamber of Secrets," said Harry, 
throwing the cloak over Ron and prodding him in the arm to make him 
walk. "He was innocent." 
Ron gave a loud snort. Evidently, hatching Aragog in a cupboard 
wasn't his idea of being innocent. 
As the castle loomed nearer Harry twitched the cloak to make sure 
their feet were hidden, then pushed the creaking front doors ajar. 
They walked carefully back across the entrance hall and up the 
marble staircase, holding their breath as they passed corridors where 
watchful sentries were walking. At last they reached the safety of the 
Gryffindor common room, where the fire had burned itself into 
glowing ash. They took off the cloak and climbed the winding stair to 
their dormitory. 
Ron fell onto his bed without bothering to get undressed. Harry, 
however, didn't feel very sleepy. He sat on the edge of his fourposter, 
thinking hard about everything Aragog had said. 
The creature that was lurking somewhere in the castle, he thought, 
sounded like a sort of monster Voldemort - even other monsters didn't 
want to name it. But he and Ron were no closer to finding out what it 
was, or how it Petrified its victims. Even Hagrid had never known 
what was in the Chamber of Secrets. 
Harry swung his legs up onto his bed and leaned back against his 
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He couldn't see what else they could do. They had hit dead ends 
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everywhere. Riddle had caught the wrong person, the Heir of 
Slytherin had got off, and no one could tell whether it was the same 
person, or a different one, who had opened the Chamber this time. 
There was nobody else to ask. Harry lay down, still thinking about 
what Aragog had said. 
He was becoming drowsy when what seemed like their very last 
hope occurred to him, and he suddenly sat bolt upright. 
"Ron," he hissed through the dark, "Ron -" 
Ron woke with a yelp like Fang's, stared wildly around, and saw 
Harry. 
"Ron -that girl who died. Aragog said she was found in a bathroom," 
said Harry, ignoring Neville's snufing snores from the corner. "What 
if she never left the bathroom? What if she's still there?" 
Ron rubbed his eyes, frowning through the moonlight. And then he 
understood, too. 
"You don't think - not Moaning Myrtle?" 
A ll those times we were in that bathroom, and she was just 
three toilets away," said Ron bitterly at breakfast next day, 
"and we could've asked her, and now. . ." 
It had been hard enough trying to look for spiders. Escaping their 
teachers long enough to sneak into a girls' bathroom, the girls' bathroom, 
moreover, right next to the scene of the first attack, was going to be 
almost impossible. 
But something happened in their first lesson, Transfiguration, that drove 
the Chamber of Secrets out of their minds for the first time in weeks. 
Ten minutes into the class, Professor McGonagall told them that their 
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`Exams?" howled Seamus Finnigan. "We're still getting exams?" 
There was a loud bang behind Harry as Neville Longbottom's wand 
slipped, vanishing one of the legs on his desk. Professorr 
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McGonagall restored it with a wave of her own wand, and turned, 
frowning, to Seamus. 
"The whole point of keeping the school open at this time is for you to 
receive your education," she said sternly. "The exams will therefore 
take place as usual, and I trust you are all studying hard." 
Studying hard! It had never occurred to Harry that there would be 
exams with the castle in this state. There was a great deal of mutinous 
muttering around the room, which made Professor McGonagall scowl 
even more darkly. 
"Professor Dumbledore's instructions were to keep the school running 
as normally as possible, she said. "And that, I need hardly point out, 
means finding out how much you have learned this year. 
Harry looked down at the pair of white rabbits he was supposed to be 
turning into slippers. What had he learned so far this year? He couldn't 
seem to think of anything that would be useful in an exam. 
Ron looked as though he'd just been told he had to go and live in the 
Forbidden Forest. 
"Can you imagine me taking exams with this?" he asked Harry, holding 
up his wand, which had just started whistling loudly. 
Three days before their first exam, Professor McGonagall made 
another announcement at breakfast. 
"I have good news," she said, and the Great Hall, instead of falling 
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"Dumbledore's coming back!" several people yelled joyfully. 
"You've caught the Heir of Slytherin!" squealed a girl at the 
Ravenclaw table. 
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"Quidditch matches are back on!" roared Wood excitedly. 
When the hubbub had subsided, Professor McGonagall said, 
"Professor Sprout has informed me that the Mandrakes are ready for 
cutting at last. Tonight, we will be able to revive those people who 
have been Petrified. I need hardly remind you all that one of them may 
well be able to tell us who, or what, attacked them. I am hopeful that 
this dreadful year will end with our catching the culprit." 
There was an explosion of cheering. Harry looked over at the 
Slytherin table and wasn't at all surprised to see that Draco Malfoy 
hadn't joined in. Ron, however, was looking happier than he'd looked in 
days. 
"It won't matter that we never asked Myrtle, then!" he said to Harry. 
"Hermione'll probably have all the answers when they wake her up! 
Mind you, she'll go crazy when she finds out we've got exams in three 
days' time. She hasn't studied. It might be kinder to leave her where 
she is till they're over." 
Just then, Ginny Weasley came over and sat down next to Ron. She 
looked tense and nervous, and Harry noticed that her hands were 
twisting in her lap. 
"What's up?" said Ron, helping himself to more porridge. 
Ginny didn't say anything, but glanced up and down the Gryffindor 
table with a scared look on her face that reminded Harry of someone, 
though he couldn't think who. 
"Spit it out," said Ron, watching her. 
Harry suddenly realized who Ginny looked like. She was rocking 
backward and forward slightly in her chair, exactly like Dobby did 
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"I've got to tell you something," Ginny mumbled, carefully not looking at 
Harry. 
"What is it?" said Harry. 
Ginny looked as though she couldn't find the right words. 
"What?"said Ron. 
Ginny opened her mouth, but no sound came out. Harry leaned 
forward and spoke quietly, so that only Ginny and Ron could hear him. 
"Is it something about the Chamber of Secrets? Have you seen 
something? Someone acting oddly?" 
Ginny drew a deep breath and, at that precise moment, Percy Weasley 
appeared, looking tired and wan. 
"If you've finished eating, I'll take that seat, Ginny. I'm starving, I've 
only just come off patrol duty." 
Ginny jumped up as though her chair had just been electrified, gave 
Percy a fleeting, frightened look, and scampered away. Percy sat 
down and grabbed a mug from the center of the table. 
"Percy!" said Ron angrily. "She was just about to tell us some-' thing 
important!" 
Halfway through a gulp of tea, Percy choked. 
"What sort of thing?" he said, coughing. 
"I just asked her if she'd seen anything odd, and she started to say 
"Oh - that - that's nothing to do with the Chamber of Secrets," said 
Percy at once. 
"How do you know?" said Ron, his eyebrows raised. 
"Well, er, if you must know, Ginny, er, walked in on me the other day 
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ted me doing something and I, um, I asked her not to mention it to 
anybody. I must say, I did think she'd keep her word. It's nothing, 
really, Id just rather -" 
Harry had never seen Percy look so uncomfortable. 
"What were you doing, Percy?" said Ron, grinning. "Go on, tell us, we 
won't laugh." 
Percy didn't smile back. 
"Pass me those rolls, Harry, I'm starving." 
Harry knew the whole mystery might be solved tomorrow without 
their help, but he wasn't about to pass up a chance to speak to Myrtle 
if it turned up - and to his delight it did, midmorning, when they were 
being led to History of Magic by Gilderoy Lockhart. 
Lockhart, who had so often assured them that all danger had passed, 
only to be proved wrong right away, was now wholeheartedly 
convinced that it was hardly worth the trouble to see them safely 
down the corridors. His hair wasn't as sleek as usual; it seemed he 
had been up most of the night, patrolling the fourth floor. 
"Mark my words," he said, ushering them around a corner. "The first 
words out of those poor Petrified people's mouths will be It was 
Hagrid.' Frankly, I'm astounded Professor McGonagall thinks all 
these security measures are necessary." 
(ti agree, sir," said Harry, making Ron drop his books in surprise. 
"Thank you, Harry, said Lockhart graciously while they waited for a 
long line of Hufflepuffs to pass. "I mean, we teachers have quite 
enough to be getting on with, without walking students to classes and 
standing guard all night ...... 
"That's right," said Ron, catching on. "Why don't you leave us here, sir, 
we've only got one more corridor to go -" 
"You know, Weasley, I think I will," said Lockhart. "I really should go 
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And he hurried off. 
"Prepare his class," Ron sneered after him. "Gone to curl his hair, 
more like." 
They let the rest of the Gryffindors draw ahead of them, then darted 
down a side passage and hurried off toward Moaning Myrtle's 
bathroom. But just as they were congratulating each other on their 
brilliant scheme 
"Potter! Weasley! What are you doing?" 
It was Professor McGonagall, and her mouth was the thinnest of thin 
lines. 
"We were -we were-" Ron stammered. "We were going to - to go and 
see -" 
"Hermione," said Harry. Ron and Professor McGonagall both looked 
at him. 
"We haven't seen her for ages, Professor," Harry went on hurriedly, 
treading on Ron's foot, "and we thought we'd sneak into the hospital 
wing, you know, and tell her the Mandrakes are nearly ready and, er, 
not to worry -" 
Professor McGonagall was still staring at him, and for a moment, 
Harry thought she was going to explode, but when she spoke, it was in 
a strangely croaky voice. 
"Of course," she said, and Harry, amazed, saw a tear glistening in her 
beady eye. "Of course, I realize this has all been hardest on the friends 
of those who have been ... I quite understand. Yes, 
Potter, of course you may visit Miss Granger. I will inform Professor 
Binns where you've gone. Tell Madam Pomfrey I have given my 
permission." 
Harry and Ron walked away, hardly daring to believe that they'd 
avoided detention. As they turned the corner, they distinctly heard 
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"That," said Ron fervently, "was the best story you've ever come up 
with." 
They had no choice now but to go to the hospital wing and tell Madam 
Pomfrey that they had Professor McGonagall's permission to visit 
Hermione. 
Madam Pomfrey let them in, but reluctantly. 
"There's just no point talking to a Petrified. person," she said, and they 
had to admit she had a point when they'd taken their seats next to 
Hermione. It was plain that Hermione didn't have the faintest inkling 
that she had visitors, and that they might just as well tell her bedside 
cabinet not to worry for all the good it would do. 
"Wonder if she did see the attacker, though?" said Ron, looking sadly 
at Hermione's rigid face. "Because if he sneaked up on them all, no 
one'll ever know . ..... 
But Harry wasn't looking at Hermione's face. He was more interested 
in her right hand. It lay clenched on top of her blankets, and bending 
closer, he saw that a piece of paper was scrunched inside her fist. 
Making sure that Madam Pomfrey was nowhere near, he pointed this 
out to Ron. 
"TG and get it out," Ron whispered, shifting his chair so that he 
blocked Harry from Madam Pomfrey's view. 
It was no easy task. Hermione's hand was clamped so tightly around 
the paper that Harry was sure he was going to tear it. While Ron kept 
watch he tugged and twisted, and at last, after several tense minutes, 
the paper came free. 
It was a page torn from a very old library book. Harry smoothed it out 
eagerly and Ron leaned close to read it, too. 
Of the many fearsome beasts and monsters that roam our land, 
there is none more curious or more deadly than the Basilisk, 
known also as the King of Serpents. This snake, which may 
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from a chicken's egg, hatched beneath a toad. Its methods of killing are 
most wondrous, for aside from its deadly and venomous fangs, the Basilisk 
has a murderous stare, and all who are fixed with the beam of its eye shall 
suffer instant death. Spiders flee before the Basilisk, for it is their mortal 
enemy, and the Basilisk flees only from the crowing of the rooster, which is 
fatal to it. 
And beneath this, a single word had been written, in a hand Harry 
recognized as Hermione's. Pipes. 
It was as though somebody had just flicked a light on in his brain. 
"Ron," he breathed. "This is it. This is the answer. The monster in the 
Chamber's a basilisk - a giant serpent! That why I've been hearing 
that voice all over the place, and nobody else has heard it. It's because 
I understand Parseltongue . . . ." 
Harry looked up at the beds around him. 
"The basilisk kills people by looking at them. But no one's died - 
because no one looked it straight in the eye. Colin saw it through his 
camera. The basilisk burned up all the film inside it, but Colin just got 
Petrified. Justin . . . Justin must've seen the basilisk through Nearly 
Headless Nick! Nick got the full blast of it, but he couldn't die again . 
. . and Hermione and that Ravenclaw prefect were found with a 
mirror next to them. Hermione had just realized the monster was a 
basilisk. I bet you anything she warned the first person she met to 
look around corners with a mirror first! And that girl pulled out her 
mirror - and -" 
Rods jaw had dropped. 
"And Mrs. Norris?" he whispered eagerly. 
Harry thought hard, picturing the scene on the night of Halloween. 
"The water. . ." he said slowly. "The flood from Moaning Myrtle's 
bathroom. I bet you Mrs. Norris only saw the reflection . . . ." 
He scanned the page in his hand eagerly. The more he looked at it, 
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`: . . The crowing of the rooster . . . is fatal to it"! he read aloud. "Hagrid's 
roosters were killed! The Heir of Slytherin didn't want one anywhere 
near the castle once the Chamber was opened! Spidersflee before it.! It 
all fits!" 
"But how's the basilisk been getting around the place?" said Ron. "A 
giant snake . . . Someone would've seen. . ." 
Harry, however, pointed at the word Hermione had scribbled at the 
foot of the page. 
"Pipes," he said. "Pipes . . . Ron, it's been using the plumbing. I've 
been hearing that voice inside the walls . . . ." 
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Ron suddenly grabbed Harry's arm. 
"The entrance to the Chamber of Secrets!" he said hoarsely. 
"What if it's a bathroom? What if it's in -" 
`= Moaning Myrtle's bathroom, "said Harry. 
They sat there, excitement coursing through them, hardly able 
to believe it. 
"This means," said Harry, "I can't be the only Parselmouth in 
the school. The Heir of Slytherin's one, too. That's how he's been 
controlling the basilisk." 
"What're we going to do?" said Ron, whose eyes were flashing. 
"Should we go straight to McGonagall?" 
"Let's go to the staff room," said Harry, jumping up. "She'll be 
there in ten minutes. It's nearly break." 
They ran downstairs. Not wanting to be discovered hanging 
around in another corridor, they went straight into the deserted 
staff room. It was a large, paneled room full of dark, wooden chairs. 
Harry and Ron paced around it, too excited to sit down. 
But the bell to signal break never came. 
Instead, echoing through the corridors came Professor McGon 
agall's voice, magically magnified. 
`All students to return to their House dormitories at once. All teach 
ers return to the staff room. Immediately, please. " 
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"What'll we do?" said Ron, aghast. "Go back to the dormitory?" 
"No," said Harry, glancing around. There was an ugly sort of 
wardrobe to his left, full of the teachers' cloaks. "In here. Let's hear 
what it's all about. Then we can tell them what we've found out." 
They hid themselves inside it, listening to the rumbling of hundreds of 
people moving overhead, and the staff room door banging open. 
From between the musty folds of the cloaks, they watched the 
teachers filtering into the room. Some of them were looking puzzled, 
others downright scared. Then Professor McGonagall arrived. 
"It has happened," she told the silent staff room. "A student has been 
taken by the monster. Right into the Chamber itself." 
Professor Flitwick let out a squeal. Professor Sprout clapped her 
hands over her mouth. Snape gripped the back of a chair very hard 
and said, "How can you be sure?" 
"The Heir of Slytherin," said Professor McGonagall, who was very 
white, "left another message. Right underneath the first one. `Her 
skeleton will lie in the Chamber forever. "' 
Professor Flitwick burst into tears. 
"Who is it?" said Madam Hooch, who had sunk, weak-kneed, into a 
chair. "Which student?" 
"Ginny Weasley," said Professor McGonagall. 
Harry felt Ron slide silently down onto the wardrobe floor beside 
him. 
"We shall have to send all the students home tomorrow," said 
Professor McGonagall. "This is the end of Hogwarts. Dumbledore 
always said. . ." 
The staffroom door banged open again. For one wild moment, 
Harry was sure it would be Dumbledore. But it was Lockhart, and 
he was beaming. 
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He didn't seem to notice that the other teachers were looking at him 
with something remarkably like hatred. Snape stepped forward. 
"Just the man," he said. "The very man. A girl has been snatched by 
the monster, Lockhart. Taken into the Chamber of Secrets itself. Your 
moment has come at last." 
Lockhart blanched. 
"That's right, Gilderoy," chipped in Professor Sprout. "Weren't you 
saying just last night that you've known all along where the entrance to 
the Chamber of Secrets is?" 
"I - well, I -"sputtered Lockhart. 
"Yes, didn't you tell me you were sure you knew what was inside it?" 
piped up Professor Flitwick. 
"D-did I? I don't recall -" 
"I certainly remember you saying you were sorry you hadn't had a 
crack at the monster before Hagrid was arrested," said Snape. "Didn't 
you say that the whole affair had been bungled, and that you should 
have been given a free rein from the first?" 
Lockhart stared around at his stony-faced colleagues. 
"I - I really never - you may have misunderstood -" 
"We'll leave it to you, then, Gilderoy," said Professor McGonagall. 
"Tonight will be an excellent time to do it. We'll make sure everyone's 
out of your way. You'll be able to tackle the monster all by youself. A 
free rein at last." 
Lockhart gazed desperately around him, but nobody came to the 
rescue. He didn't look remotely handsome anymore. His lip was 
trembling, and in the absence of his usually toothy grin, he looked 
weak-chinned and feeble. 
"V very well," he said. "I'll - I'll be in my office, getting getting ready." 
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"Right," said Professor McGonagall, whose nostrils were flared, 
"that's got him out from under our feet. The Heads of Houses should 
go and inform their students what has happened. Tell them the 
Hogwarts Express will take them home first thing tomorrow. Will the 
rest of you please make sure no students have been left outside their 
dormitories." 
The teachers rose and left, one by one. 
It was probably the worst day of Harry's entire life. He, Ron, Fred, 
and George sat together in a corner of the Gryffindor common room, 
unable to say anything to each other. Percy wasn't there. He had gone 
to send an owl to Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, then shut himself up in his 
dormitory. 
No afternoon ever lasted as long as that one, nor had Gryffindor 
Tower ever been so crowded, yet so quiet. Near sunset, Fred and 
George went up to bed, unable to sit there any longer. 
"She knew something, Harry," said Ron, speaking for the first time 
since they had entered the wardrobe in the staff room. "That's why 
she was taken. It wasn't some stupid thing about Percy at all., She'd 
found out something about the Chamber of Secrets. That must be why 
she was -" Ron rubbed his eyes frantically. "I mean, she was a pureblood. 
There can't be any other reason." 
Harry could see the sun sinking, blood-red, below the skyline. This was 
the worst he had ever felt. If only there was something they could do. 
Anything. 
"Harry" said Ron. "D'you think there's any chance at all she's not - you 
know =" 
Harry didn't know what to say. He couldn't see how Ginny could still 
be alive. 
"D'you know what?" said Ron. "I think we should go and see 
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Lockhart. Tell him what we know. He's going to try and get into the 
Chamber. We can tell him where we think it is, and tell him it's a 
basilisk in there." 
Because Harry couldn't think of anything else to do, and because he 
wanted to be doing something, he agreed. The Gryffindors around 
them were so miserable, and felt so sorry for the Weasleys, that 
nobody tried to stop them as they got up, crossed the room, and left 
through the portrait hole. 
Darkness was falling as they walked down to Lockhart's office. 
There seemed to be a lot of activity going on inside it. They could hear 
scraping, thumps, and hurried footsteps. 
Harry knocked and there was a sudden silence from inside. Then the 
door opened the tiniest crack and they saw one of Lockhart's eyes 
peering through it. 
"Oh - Mr. Potter - Mr. Weasley -" he said, opening the door a bit 
wider. "I'm rather busy at the moment - if you would be quick -" 
"Professor, we've got some information for you," said Harry. "We 
think it'll help you." 
"Er - well - it's not terribly -" The side of Lockhart's face that they 
could see looked very uncomfortable. "I mean - well all right -" 
He opened the door and they entered. 
His office had been almost completely stripped. Two large trunks 
stood open on the floor. Robes, jade-green, lilac, midnightblue, had 
been hastily folded into one of them; books were jumbled untidily into 
the other. The photographs that had covered the walls were now 
crammed into boxes on the desk. 
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"Are you going somewhere?" said Harry. 
"Er, well, yes," said Lockhart, ripping a life-size poster of himself from 
the back of the door as he spoke and starting to roll it up. "Urgent call - 
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"What about my sister?" said Ron jerkily. 
"Well, as to that - most unfortunate -" said Lockhart, avoiding their 
eyes as he wrenched open a drawer and started emptying the contents 
into a bag. "No one regrets more than I -" 
"You're the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher!" said Harry. 
"You can't go now! Not with all the Dark stuff going on here!" 
"Well - I must say - when I took the job -" Lockhart muttered, now 
piling socks on top of his robes. "nothing in the job description - didn't 
expect -" 
"You mean you're running away?" said Harry disbelievingly. "After all 
that stuff you did in your books -" 
"Books can be misleading," said Lockhart delicately. 
"You wrote them!" Harry shouted. 
"My dear boy," said Lockhart, straightening up and frowning at Harry. 
"Do use your common sense. My books wouldn't have sold half as 
well if people didn't think Id done all those things. No one wants to 
read about some ugly old Armenian warlock, even if he did save a 
village from werewolves. He'd look dreadful on the front cover. No 
dress sense at all. And the witch who banished the Bandon Banshee 
had a harelip. I mean, come on -" 
"So you've just been taking credit for what a load of other people have 
done?" said Harry incredulously. 
"Harry, Harry," said Lockhart, shaking his head impatiently, "it's not 
nearly as simple as that. There was work involved. I had 
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to track these people down. Ask them exactly how they managed to 
do what they did. Then I had to put a Memory Charm on them so they 
wouldn't remember doing it. If there's one thing I pride myself on, it's 
my Memory Charms. No, it's been a lot of work, Harry. It's not all 
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have to be prepared for a long hard slog." 
He banged the lids of his trunks shut and locked them. 
"Let's see," he said. "I think that's everything. Yes. Only one thing 
left." 
He pulled out his wand and turned to them. 
"Awfully sorry, boys, but I'll have to put a Memory Charm on you 
now. Can't have you blabbing my secrets all over the place. Id never 
sell another book -" 
Harry reached his wand just in time. Lockhart had barely raised his, 
when Harry bellowed, "Expelliarmus!" 
Lockhart was blasted backward, falling over his trunk; his wand flew 
high into the air; Ron caught it, and flung it out of the open window. 
"Shouldn't have let Professor Snape teach us that one," said Harry 
furiously, kicking Lockhart's trunk aside. Lockhart was looking up at 
him, feeble once more. Harry was still pointing his wand at him. 
"What d'you want me to do?" said Lockhart weakly. "I don't know 
where the Chamber of Secrets is. There's nothing I can do." 
"You're in luck," said Harry, forcing Lockhart to his feet at wandpoint. 
"We think we know where it is. And what's inside it. Let's go." 
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They marched Lockhart out of his office and down the nearest stairs, 
along the dark corridor where the messages shone on the wall, to the 
door of Moaning Myrtle's bathroom. 
They sent Lockhart in first. Harry was pleased to see that he was 
shaking. 
Moaning Myrtle was sitting on the tank of the end toilet. 
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"To ask you how you died," said Harry. 
Myrtle's whole aspect changed at once. She looked as though she had 
never been asked such a flattering question. 
"Ooooh, it was dreadful," she said with relish. "It happened right in 
here. I died in this very stall. I remember it so well. Id hidden because 
Olive Hornby was teasing me about my glasses. The door was locked, 
and I was crying, and then I heard somebody come in. They said 
something funny. A different language, I think it must have been. 
Anyway, what really got me was that it was a boy speaking. So I 
unlocked the door, to tell him to go and use his own toilet, and then -" 
Myrtle swelled importantly, her face shining. "I died." 
"How?" said Harry. 
"No idea," said Myrtle in hushed tones. "I just remember seeing a pair 
of great, big, yellow eyes. My whole body sort of seized up, and then I 
was floating away . . . ." She looked dreamily at Harry. "And then I 
came back again. I was determined to haunt Olive Hornby, you see. 
Oh, she was sorry she'd ever laughed at my glasses." 
"Where exactly did you see the eyes?" said Harry. 
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"Somewhere there," said Myrtle, pointing vaguely toward the sink in 
front of her toilet. 
Harry and Ron hurried over to it. Lockhart was standing well back, a 
look of utter terror on his face. 
It looked like an ordinary sink. They examined every inch of it, inside 
and out, including the pipes below. And then Harry saw it: Scratched 
on the side of one of the copper taps was a tiny snake. 
"That tap's never worked," said Myrtle brightly as he tried to turn it. 
"Harry," said Ron. "Say something. Something in Parseltongue." 
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speak Parseltongue were when he'd been faced with a real snake. He 
stared hard at the tiny- engraving, trying to imagine it was real. 
"Open up," he said. 
He looked at Ron, who shook his head. 
"English," he said. 
Harry looked back at the snake, willing himself to believe it was alive. 
If he moved his head, the candlelight made it look as though it were 
moving. 
"Open up," he said. 
Except that the words weren't what he heard; a strange hissing had 
escaped him, and at once the tap glowed with a brilliant white light and 
began to spin. Next second, the sink began to move; the sink, in fact, 
sank, right out of sight, leaving a large pipe exposed, a pipe wide 
enough for a man to slide into. 
Harry heard Ron gasp and looked up again. He had made up his mind 
what he was going to do. 
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"I'm going down there," he said. . 
He couldn't not go, not now they had found the entrance to the 
Chamber, not if there was even the faintest, slimmest, wildest chance 
that Ginny might be alive. 
"Me too," said Ron. 
There was a pause. 
"Well, you hardly seem to need me," said Lockhart, with a shadow 
of his old smile. "I'll just -" 
He put his hand on the door knob, but Ron and Harry both pointed 
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"You can go first," Ron snarled. 
White-faced and wandless, Lockhart approached the opening. 
"Boys," he said, his voice feeble. "Boys, what good will it do?" 
Harry jabbed him in the back with his wand. Lockhart slid his legs 
into the pipe. 
"I really don't think -" he started to say, but Ron gave him a push, 
and he slid out of sight. Harry followed quickly. He lowered himself 
slowly into the pipe, then let go. 
It was like rushing down an endless, slimy, dark slide. He could see 
more pipes branching off in all directions, but none as large as theirs, 
which twisted and turned, sloping steeply downward, and he knew 
that he was falling deeper below the school than even the dungeons. 
Behind him he could hear Ron, thudding slightly at the curves. 
And then, just as he had begun to worry about what would happen 
when he hit the ground, the pipe leveled out, and he shot out of the 
end with a wet thud, landing on the damp floor of a dark stone tunnel 
large enough to stand in. Lockhart was getting to his 
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feet a little ways away, covered in slime and white as a ghost. Harry 
stood aside as Ron came whizzing out of the pipe, too. 
"We must be miles under the school," said Harry, his voice echoing in 
the black tunnel. 
"Under the lake, probably," said Ron, squinting around at the dark, 
slimy walls. 
All three of them turned to stare into the darkness ahead. 
"Lumos!" Harry muttered to his wand and it lit again. "C'mon," he 
said to Ron and Lockhart, and off they went, their footsteps slapping 
loudly on the wet floor. 
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Their shadows on the wet walls looked monstrous in the wandlight. 
"Remember," Harry said quietly as they walked cautiously forward, 
"any sign of movement, close your eyes right away . ..... 
But the tunnel was quiet as the grave, and the first unexpected sound 
they heard was a loud crunch as Ron stepped on what turned out to be 
a rat's skull. Harry lowered his wand to look at the floor and saw that 
it was littered with small animal bones. Trying very hard not to 
imagine what Ginny might look like if they found her, Harry led the 
way forward, around a dark bend in the tunnel. 
"Harry - there's something up there -" said Ron hoarsely, grabbing 
Harry's shoulder. 
They froze, watching. Harry could just see the outline of something 
huge and curved, lying right across the tunnel. It wasn't moving. 
"Maybe it's asleep," he breathed, glancing back at the other two. 
Lockhart's hands were pressed over his eyes. Harry turned back to 
look at the thing, his heart beating so fast it hurt. 
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Very slowly, his eyes as narrow as he could make them and still see, 
Harry edged forward, his wand held high. 
The light slid over a gigantic snake skin, of a vivid, poisonous green, 
lying curled and empty across the tunnel floor. The creature that had 
shed it must have been twenty feet long at least. 
"Blimey," said Ron weakly. 
There was a sudden movement behind them. Gilderoy Lockhart's 
knees had given way. 
"Get up," said Ron sharply, pointing his wand at Lockhart. 
Lockhart got to his feet - then he dived at Ron, knocking him to the 
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panting, Ron's wand in his hand and a gleaming smile back on his 
face. 
"The adventure ends here, boys!" he said. "I shall take a bit of this 
skin back up to the school, tell them I was too late to save the girl, 
and that you two tragically lost your minds at the sight of her 
mangled body - say good-bye to your memories!" 
He raised Ron's Spellotaped wand high over his head and yelled, 
"Obliviate!" 
The wand exploded with the force of a small bomb. Harry flung his 
arms over his head and ran, slipping over the coils of snake skin, out 
of the way of great chunks of tunnel ceiling that were thundering to 
the floor. Next moment, he was standing alone, gazing at a solid wall 
of broken rock. 
"Ron!" he shouted. "Are you okay? Ron!" 
"I'm here!" came Ron's muffled voice from behind the rockfall. "I'm 
okay - this git's not, though - he got blasted by the wand =' 
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There was a dull thud and a loud "ow!" It sounded as though Ron had 
just kicked Lockhart in the shins. 
"What now?" Ron's voice said, sounding desperate. "We can't get 
through - it'll take ages ...... 
Harry looked up at the tunnel ceiling. Huge cracks had appeared in it. 
He had never tried to break apart anything as large as these rocks by 
magic, and now didn't seem a good moment to try - what if the whole 
tunnel caved in? 
There was another thud and another "ow!" from behind the rocks. 
They were wasting time. Ginny had already been in the Chamber of 
Secrets for hours .... Harry knew there was only one thing to do. 
"Wait there," he called to Ron. "Wait with Lockhart. I'll go on.... If I'm 
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There was a very pregnant pause, 
"I'll try and shift some of this rock," said Ron, who seemed to be trying 
to keep his voice steady. "So you can - can get back through. And, 
Harry -" 
"See you in a bit," said Harry, trying to inject some confidence into his 
shaking voice. 
And he set off alone past the giant snake skin. 
Soon the distant noise of Ron straining to shift the rocks was gone. 
The tunnel turned and turned again. Every nerve in Harry's body was 
tingling unpleasantly. He wanted the tunnel to end, yet dreaded what 
he'd find when it did. And then, at last, as he crept around yet another 
bend, he saw a solid wall ahead on which two entwined serpents were 
carved, their eyes set with great, glinting emeralds. 
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Harry approached, his throat very dry. There was no need to pretend 
these stone snakes were real; their eyes looked strangely alive. 
He could guess what he had to do. He cleared his throat, and the 
emerald eyes seemed to flicker. 
"Open, "said Harry, in a low, faint hiss. 
The serpents parted as the wall cracked open, the halves slid smoothly 
out of sight, and Harry, shaking from head to foot, walked inside. 
e was standing at the end of a very long, dimly lit chamber. Towering 
stone pillars entwined with more carved serpents rose to support a 
ceiling lost in darkness, casting long, black shadows through the odd, 
greenish gloom that filled the place. 
His heart beating very fast, Harry stood listening to the chill silence. 
Could the basilisk be lurking in a shadowy corner, behind a pillar? And 
where was Ginny? 
He pulled out his wand and moved forward between the serpentine 
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He kept his eyes narrowed, ready to clamp them shut at the smallest 
sign of movement. The hollow eye sockets of the stone snakes 
seemed to be following him. More than once, with a jolt of the 
stomach, he thought he saw one stir. 
Then, as he drew level with the last pair of pillars, a statue high as the 
Chamber itself loomed into view, standing against the back wall. 
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Harry had to crane his neck to look up into the giant face above: It 
was ancient and monkeyish, with a long, thin beard that fell almost to 
the bottom of the wizard's sweeping stone robes, where two 
enormous gray feet stood on the smooth Chamber floor. And between 
the feet, facedown, lay a small, black-robed figure with flaming-red 
hair. 
"tinny!" Harry muttered, sprinting to her and dropping to his knees. 
"tinny - don't be dead - please don't be dead -" He flung his wand 
aside, grabbed Ginny's shoulders, and turned her over. Her face was 
white as marble, and as cold, yet her eyes were closed, so she wasn't 
Petrified. But then she must be 
"Ginny, please wake up," Harry muttered desperately, shaking her. 
Ginny's head lolled hopelessly from side to side. 
"She won't wake," said a soft voice. 
Harry jumped and spun around on his knees. 
A tall, black-haired boy was leaning against the nearest pillar, 
watching. He was strangely blurred around the edges, as though 
Harry were looking at him through a misted window. But there was 
no mistaking him 
"Tom - Tom Riddle?" 
Riddle nodded, not taking his eyes off Harry's face. 
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not - she's not -?" 
"She's still alive," said Riddle. "But only just." 
Harry stared at him. Tom Riddle had been at Hogwarts fifty years 
ago, yet here he stood, a weird, misty light shining about him, not a day 
older than sixteen. 
"Are you a ghost?" Harry said uncertainly. 
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"A memory," said Riddle quietly. "Preserved in a diary for fifty years. 
He pointed toward the floor near the statue's giant toes. Lying open 
there was the little black diary Harry had found in Moaning Myrtle's 
bathroom. For a second, Harry wondered how it had got there - but 
there were more pressing matters to deal with. 
"You've got to help me, Tom," Harry said, raising Ginny's head again. 
"We've got to get her out of here. There's a basilisk ... I don't know 
where it is, but it could be along any moment .... Please, help me -1) 
Riddle didn't move. Harry, sweating, managed to hoist Ginny half off 
the floor, and bent to pick up his wand again. 
But his wand had gone. 
"Did you see -?" 
He looked up. Riddle was still watching him - twirling Harry's wand 
between his long fingers. 
"Thanks," said Harry, stretching out his hand for it. 
A smile curled the corners of Riddle's mouth. He continued to stare at 
Harry, twirling the wand idly. 
"Listen," said Harry urgently, his knees sagging with Ginny's dead 
weight. "We've got to go! If the basilisk comes -" 
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Harry lowered Ginny back onto the floor, unable to hold her up any 
longer. 
"What d'you mean?" he said. "Look, give me my wand, I might need it 
-" 
Riddle's smile broadened. 
"You won't be needing it," he said. 
*%08* 
Harry stared at him. 
"What d'you mean, I won't be -?" 
"I've waited a long time for this, Harry Potter," said Riddle. "For the 
chance to see you. To speak to you." 
"Look," said Harry, losing patience, "I don't think you get it. We're in 
the Chamber of Secrets. We can talk later -" 
"We're going to talk now," said Riddle, still smiling broadly, and he 
pocketed Harry's wand. 
Harry stared at him. There was something very funny going on here 
.... 
"How did Ginny get like this?" he asked slowly. 
"Well, that's an interesting question," said Riddle pleasantly. "And quite 
a long story. I suppose the real reason Ginny Weasley's like this is 
because she opened her heart and spilled all her secrets to an invisible 
stranger." 
"What are you talking about?" said Harry. 
"The diary," said Riddle. `My diary. Little Ginny's been writing in it for 
months and months, telling me all her pitiful worries and woes - how 
her brothers tease her, how she had to come to school with 
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didn't think famous, good, great Harry Potter would ever like her . . . ." 
All the time he spoke, Riddle's eyes never left Harry's face. There 
was an almost hungry look in them. 
"It's very boring, having to listen to the silly little troubles of an elevenyear-
old girl," he went on. "But I was patient. I wrote back. I was 
sympathetic, I was kind. Ginny simply loved me. No one's ever 
understood me like you, Tom .... I'm so glad I've got this diary to 
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confide in .... It's like having a friend I can carry around in my pocket . . . . 
Riddle laughed, a high, cold laugh that didn't suit him. It made the hairs 
stand up on the back of Harry's neck. 
"If I say it myself, Harry, I've always been able to charm the people I 
needed. So Ginny poured out her soul to me, and her soul happened to 
be exactly what I wanted .... I grew stronger and stronger on a diet of 
her deepest fears, her darkest secrets. I grew powerful, far more 
powerful than little Miss Weasley. Powerful enough to start feeding 
Miss Weasley a few of my secrets, to start pouring a little of my soul 
back into her. . ." 
"What d'you mean?" said Harry, whose mouth had gone very dry. 
" Haven't you guessed yet, Harry Potter?" said Riddle softly. "Ginny 
Weasley opened the Chamber of Secrets. She strangled the school 
roosters and daubed threatening messages on the walls. She set the 
Serpent of Slytherin on four Mudbloods, and the Squib's cat. 
"No," Harry whispered. 
"Yes," said Riddle, calmly. "Of course, she didn't know what she was 
doing at first. It was very amusing. I wish you could have seen her 
new diary entries ... far more interesting, they became .... Dear Tom," 
he recited, watching Harry's horrified face, `I think I'm losing my 
memory. There are rooster feathers all over my robes and 1 don't know how 
they got there. Dear Tom, l can't remember what 1 did on the night of 
Halloween, but a cat was attacked and I've got paint all down my front. 
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suspects me... There was another attack today 
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and I don't know where I was. Tom, what am I going to do? I think I'm 
going mad... I think I'm the one attacking everyone, Tom!" 
Harry's fists were clenched, the nails digging deep into his Palms. 
"it took a very long time for stupid little Ginny to stop trusting her 
diary," said Riddle. "But she finally became suspicious and tried to 
dispose of it. And that's where you came in, Harry. You found it, and I 
couldn't have been more delighted. Of all the people who could have 
picked it up, it was you, the very person I was most anxious to meet . . 
. ." 
"And why did you want to meet me?" said Harry. Anger was coursing 
through him, and it was an effort to keep his voice steady. 
"Well, you see, Ginny told me all about you, Harry," said Riddle. "Your 
whole fascinating history. " His eyes roved over the lightning scar on 
Harry's forehead, and their expression grew hungrier. "I knew I must 
find out more about you, talk to you, meet you if I could. So I decided 
to show you my famous capture of that great oaf, Hagrid, to gain your 
trust -" 
"Hagrid's my friend," said Harry, his voice now shaking. "And you 
framed him, didn't you? I thought you made a mistake, but -" 
Riddle laughed his high laugh again. 
"It was my word against Hagrid's, Harry. Well, you can imagine how 
it looked to old Armando Dippet. On the one hand, Tom Riddle, poor 
but brilliant, parentless but so brave, school prefect, model student ... 
on the other hand, big, blundering Hagrid, in trouble every other week, 
trying to raise werewolf cubs under his bed, sneaking off to the 
Forbidden Forest to wrestle trolls ... but I 
* 31:L * 
admit, even I was surprised how well the plan worked. I thought 
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Slytherin. It had taken me five whole years to find out everything I 
could about the Chamber of Secrets and discover the secret entrance 
... as though Hagrid had the brains, or the power! 
"Only the Transfiguration teacher, Dumbledore, seemed to think 
Hagrid was innocent. He persuaded Dipper to keep Hagrid and train 
him as gamekeeper. Yes, I think Dumbledore might have guessed .... 
Dumbledore never seemed to like me as much as the other teachers 
did ...... 
"I bet Dumbledore saw right through you," said Harry, his teeth gritted. 
"Well, he certainly kept an annoyingly close watch on me after Hagrid 
was expelled," said Riddle carelessly. "I knew it wouldn't be safe to 
open the Chamber again while I was still at school. But I wasn't going 
to waste those long years Id spent searching for it. I decided to leave 
behind a diary, preserving my sixteen-year-old self in its pages, so that 
one day, with luck, I would be able to lead another in my footsteps, and 
finish Salazar Slytherin's noble work." 
"Well, you haven't finished it," said Harry triumphantly. "No one's died 
this time, not even the cat. In a few hours the Mandrake Draught will 
be ready and everyone who was Petrified will be all right again -" 
"Haven't I already told you," said Riddle quietly, "that killing Mudbloods 
doesn't matter to me anymore? For many months now, my new target 
has been -you." 
Harry stared at him. 
"Imagine how angry I was when the next time my diary was 
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opened, it was Ginny who was writing to me, not you. She saw you 
with the diary, you see, and panicked. "What if you found out how to 
work it, and I repeated all her secrets to you? What if, even worse, I 
told you who'd been strangling roosters? So the foolish little brat waited 
until your dormitory was deserted and stole it back. But I knew what I 
must do. It was clear to me that you were on the trail of Slytherin's 
heir. From everything Ginny had told me about you, I knew you would 
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particularly if one of your best friends was attacked. And Ginny had 
told me the whole school was buzzing because you could speak 
Parseltongue .... 
"So I made Ginny write her own farewell on the wall and come down 
here to wait. She struggled and cried and became very boring. But 
there isn't much life left in her .... She put too much into the diary, into 
me. Enough to let me leave its pages at last .... I have been waiting for 
you to appear since we arrived here. I knew you'd come. I have many 
questions for you, Harry Potter." 
"Like what?" Harry spat, fists still clenched. 
"Well," said Riddle, smiling pleasantly, "how is it that you a skinny boy 
with no extraordinary magical talent - managed to defeat the greatest 
wizard of all time? How did you escape with nothing but a scar, while 
Lord Voldemort's powers were destroyed?" 
There was an odd red gleam in his hungry eyes now. 
"Why do you care how I escaped?" said Harry slowly. "Voldemort was 
after your time ...... 
"Voldemort," said Riddle softly, "is my past, present, and future, Harry 
Potter . . . ." 
He pulled Harry's wand from his pocket and began to trace it 
through the air, writing three shimmering words: 
TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE 
Then he waved the wand once, and the letters of his name 
rearranged themselves: 
I AM LORD VOLDEMORT 
"You see?" he whispered. "It was a name I was already using at 
Hogwarts, to my most intimate friends only, of course. You think I 
was going to use my filthy Muggle father's name forever? I, in whose 
veins runs the blood of Salazar Slytherin himself, through my 
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abandoned me even before I was born, just because he found out his 
wife was a witch? No, Harry - I fashioned myself a new name, a 
name I knew wizards everywhere would one day fear to speak, 
when I had become the greatest sorcerer in the world!" 
Harry's brain seemed to have jammed. He stared numbly at Riddle, 
at the orphaned boy who had grown up to murder Harry's own 
parents, and so many others .... At last he forced himself to -,peak. 
"You're not," he said, his quiet voice full of hatred. 
"Not what?" snapped Riddle. 
"Not the greatest sorcerer in the world," said Harry, breathing fast. 
"Sorry to disappoint you and all that, but the greatest wizard in the 
world is Albus Dumbledore. Everyone says so. Even when you were 
strong, you didn't dare try and take over at Hogwarts. Dumbledore 
saw through you when you were at school and he still frightens you 
now, wherever you're hiding these days -" 
The smile had gone from Riddle's face, to be replaced by a very ugly 
look. 
*31-4* 
"Dumbledore's been driven out of this castle by the mere memory of 
me!" he hissed. 
"He's not as gone as you might think!" Harry retorted. He was 
speaking at random, wanting to scare Riddle, wishing rather than 
believing it to be true 
Riddle opened his mouth, but froze. 
Music was coming from somewhere. Riddle whirled around to stare 
down the empty Chamber. The music was growing louder. It was 
eerie, spine-tingling, unearthly; it lifted the hair on Harry's scalp and 
made his heart feel as though it was swelling to twice its normal size. 
Then, as the music reached such a pitch that Harry felt it vibrating 
inside his own ribs, flames erupted at the top of the nearest pillar. 
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to the vaulted ceiling. It had a glittering golden tail as long as a 
peacock's and gleaming golden talons, which were gripping a ragged 
bundle. 
A second later, the bird was flying straight at Harry. It dropped the 
ragged thing it was carrying at his feet, then landed heavily on his 
shoulder. As it folded its great wings, Harry looked up and saw it had a 
long, sharp golden beak and a beady black eye. 
The bird stopped singing. It sat still and warm next to Harry's cheek, 
gazing steadily at Riddle. 
"That's a phoenix said Riddle, staring shrewdly back at it. 
"Fawkes?" Harry breathed, and he felt the bird's golden claws 
squeeze his shoulder gently 
"And that -" said Riddle, now eyeing the ragged thing that Fawkes had 
dropped, "that's the old school Sorting Hat -" 
So it was. Patched, frayed, and dirty, the hat lay motionless at Harry's 
feet. 
Riddle began to laugh again. He laughed so hard that the dark 
chamber rang with it, as though ten Riddles were laughing at once 
"This is what Dumbledore sends his defender! A songbird and an old 
hat! Do you feel brave, Harry Potter? Do you feel safe now?" 
Harry didn't answer. He might not see what use Fawkes or the 
Sorting Hat were, but he was no longer alone, and he waited for 
Riddle to stop laughing with his courage mounting. 
"To business, Harry," said Riddle, still smiling broadly. "Twice - in your 
past, in my future - we have met. And twice I failed to kill you. How 
did you survive? Tell me everything. The longer you talk," he added 
softly, "the longer you stay alive." 
Harry was thinking fast, weighing his chances. Riddle had the wand. 
He, Harry, had Fawkes and the Sorting Hat, neither of which would 
be much good in a duel. It looked bad, all right ... but the longer Riddle 
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meantime, Harry noticed suddenly, Riddle's outline was becoming 
clearer, more solid .... If it had to be a fight between him and Riddle, 
better sooner than later. 
"No one knows why you lost your powers when you attacked me," 
said Harry abruptly. "I don't know myself But I know why you 
couldn't kill me. Because my mother died to save me. My common 
Muggle-born mother," he added, shaking with suppressed rage. "She 
stopped you killing me. And I've seen the real you, I saw you last 
year. You're a wreck. You're barely alive. That's where all your 
power got you. You're in hiding. You're ugly, you're foul -" 
*%16* 
Riddle's face contorted. Then he forced it into an awful smile. "So. 
Your mother died to save you. Yes, that's a powerful countercharm. I 
can see now ... there is nothing special about you, after all. I 
wondered, you see. There are strange likenesses between us, after all. 
Even you must have noticed. Both half-bloods, orphans, raised by 
Muggles. Probably the only two Parselmouths to come to Hogwarts 
since the great Slytherin himself We even look something alike ... but 
after all, it was merely a lucky chance that saved you from me. That's 
all I wanted to know." 
Harry stood, tense, waiting for Riddle to raise his wand. But Riddle's 
twisted smile was widening again. 
"Now, Harry, I'm going to teach you a little lesson. Let's match the 
powers of Lord Voldemort, Heir of Salazar Slytherin, against famous 
Harry Potter, and the best weapons Dumbledore can give him . . . ." 
He cast an amused eye over Fawkes and the Sorting Hat, then walked 
away. Harry, fear spreading up his numb legs, watched Ridthe stop 
between the high pillars and look up into the stone face of Slytherin, 
high above him in the half-darkness. Riddle opened his mouth wide and 
hissed - but Harry understood what he was saying .... 
"Speak to me, Slytherin, greatest of the Hogwarts Four. " 
Harry wheeled around to look up at the statue, Fawkes swaying on his 
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Slytherin's gigantic stone face was moving. Horrorstruck, Harry saw 
his mouth opening, wider and wider, to make a huge black hole. 
And something was stirring inside the statue's mouth. Something 
was slithering up from its depths. 3 1 
Harry backed away until he hit the dark Chamber wall, and as he shut 
his eyes tight he felt Fawkes' wing sweep his cheek as he took flight. 
Harry wanted to shout, "Don't leave me!" but what chance did a 
phoenix have against the king of serpents? 
Something huge hit the stone floor of the Chamber. Harry felt it 
shudder - he knew what was happening, he could sense it, could 
almost see the giant serpent uncoiling itself from Slytherin's mouth. 
Then he heard Riddle's hissing voice: 
"Kill him. " 
The basilisk was moving toward Harry; he could hear its heavy body 
slithering heavily across the dusty floor. Eyes still tightly shut, Harry 
began to run blindly sideways, his hands outstretched, feeling his way - 
Voldemort was laughing 
Harry tripped. He fell hard onto the stone and tasted blood the serpent 
was barely feet from him, he could hear it coming 
There was a loud, explosive spitting sound right above him, and then 
something heavy hit Harry so hard that he was smashed into the wall. 
Waiting for fangs to sink through his body he heard more mad hissing, 
something thrashing wildly off the pillars 
He couldn't help it - he opened his eyes wide enough to squint at what 
was going on. 
The enormous serpent, bright, poisonous green, thick as an oak trunk, 
had raised itself high in the air and its great blunt head was weaving 
drunkenly between the pillars. As Harry trembled, ready to close his 
eyes if it turned, he saw what had distracted the snake. 
Fawkes was soaring around its head, and the basilisk was snapping 
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Fawkes dived. His long golden beak sank out of sight and a 
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sudden shower of dark blood spattered the floor. The snake's tail 
thrashed, narrowly missing Harry, and before Harry could shut his 
eyes, it turned - Harry looked straight into its face and saw that its 
eyes, both its great, bulbous yellow eyes, had been punctured by the 
phoenix; blood was streaming to the floor, and the snake was spitting 
in agony. 
"NO!" Harry heard Riddle screaming. "LEAVE THE BIRD! LEAVE 
THE BIRD! THE BOY IS BEHIND YOU. YOU CAN STILL SMELL 
HIM. KILL HIMI" 
The blinded serpent swayed, confused, still deadly. Fawkes was 
circling its head, piping his eerie song, jabbing here and there at its 
scaly nose as the blood poured from its ruined eyes. 
"Help me, help me," Harry muttered wildly, "someone - anyone 
The snake's tail whipped across the floor again. Harry ducked. 
Something soft hit his face. 
The basilisk had swept the Sorting Hat into Harry's arms. Harry 
seized it. It was all he had left, his only chance - he rammed it onto his 
head and threw himself flat onto the floor as the basilisk's tail swung 
over him again. 
Help me - help me - Harry thought, his eyes screwed tight under the hat. 
Please help me 
There was no answering voice. Instead, the hat contracted, as though 
an invisible hand was squeezing it very tightly. 
Something very hard and heavy thudded onto the top of Harry's head, 
almost knocking him out. Stars winking in front of his eyes, he grabbed 
the top of the hat to pull it off and felt something long and hard 
beneath it. 
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A gleaming silver sword had appeared inside the hat, its handle 
glittering with rubies the size of eggs. 
"KILL THE BOY! LEAVE THE BIRD! THE BOY IS BEHIND YOU. 
SNIFF -- SMELL HIM." 
Harry was on his feet, ready. The basilisk's head was falling, its body 
coiling around, hitting pillars as it twisted to face him. He could see the 
vast, bloody eye sockets, see the mouth stretching wide, wide enough 
to swallow him whole, lined with fangs long as his sword, thin, 
glittering, venomous - 
It lunged blindly -- Harry dodged and it hit the Chamber wall. It lunged 
again, and its forked tongue lashed Harry's side. He raised the sword 
in both his hands - 
The basilisk lunged again, and this time its aim was true -- Harry threw 
his whole weight behind the sword and drove it to the hilt into the roof 
of the serpent's mouth - 
But as warm blood drenched Harry's arms, he felt a searing pain just 
above his elbow. One long, poisonous fang was sinking deeper and 
deeper into his arm and it splintered as the basilisk keeled over 
sideways and fell, twitching, to the floor. 
Harry slid down the wall. He gripped the fang that was spreading 
poison through his body and wrenched it out of his arm. But he knew it 
was too late. White-hot pain was spreading slowly and steadily from 
the wound. Even as he dropped the fang and watched his own blood 
soaking his robes, his vision went foggy. The Chamber was dissolving 
in a whirl of dull color. 
A patch of scarlet swam past, and Harry heard a soft clatter of claws 
beside him. 
"Fawkes," said Harry thickly. "You were fantastic, Fawkes . . . ." 
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He could hear echoing footsteps and then a dark shadow moved in 
front of him. 
"You're dead, Harry Potter," said Riddle's voice above him. "Dead. 
Even Dumbledore's bird knows it. Do you see what he's doing, Potter? 
He's crying." 
Harry blinked. Fawke's head slid in and out of focus. Thick, pearly tears 
were trickling down the glossy feathers. 
"I'm going to sit here and watch you die, Harry Potter. Take your time. 
I'm in no hurry." 
Harry felt drowsy. Everything around him seemed to be spinning. 
"So ends the famous Harry Potter," said Riddle's distant voice. "Alone 
in the Chamber of Secrets, forsaken by his friends, defeated at last by 
the Dark Lord he so unwisely challenged. You'll be back with your dear 
Mudblood mother soon, Harry... She bought you twelve years of 
borrowed time ... but Lord Voldemort got you in the end, as you knew 
he must . . . ." 
If this is dying, thought Harry, it's not so bad. 
Even the pain was leaving him .... 
But was this dying? Instead of going black, the Chamber seemed to be 
coming back into focus. Harry gave his head a little shake and there was 
Fawkes, still resting his head on Harry's arm. A pearly patch of tears was 
shining all around the wound -- except that there was no wound 
"Get away, bird," said Riddle's voice suddenly. "Get away from him - 
I said, get away --" 
Harry raised his head. Riddle was pointing Harry's wand at 
Fawkes; there was a bang like a gun, and Fawkes took flight again in a 
whirl of gold and scarlet. 
"Phoenix tears. - ." said Riddle quietly, staring at Harry's arm. "Of 
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He looked into Harry's face. "But it makes no difference. In fact, I 
prefer it this way. Just you and me, Harry Potter ... you and me.... 
He raised the wand 
Then, in a rush of wings, Fawkes had soared back overhead and 
something fell into Harry's lap -- the diary. 
For a split second, both Harry and Riddle, wand still raised, stared at it. 
Then, without thinking, without considering, as though he had meant to 
do it all along, Harry seized the basilisk fang on the floor next to him 
and plunged it straight into the heart of the book. 
There was a long, dreadful, piercing scream. Ink spurted out of the 
diary in torrents, streaming over Harry's hands, flooding the floor. 
Riddle was writhing and twisting, screaming and flailing and then 
He had gone. Harry's wand fell to the floor with a clatter and there 
was silence. Silence except for the steady drip drip of ink still oozing 
from the diary. The basilisk venom had burned a sizzling hole right 
through it. 
Shaking all over, Harry pulled himself up. His head was spinning as 
though he'd just traveled miles by Floo powder. Slowly, he gathered 
together his wand and the Sorting Hat, and, with a huge tug, retrieved 
the glittering sword from the roof of the basilisk's mouth. 
Then came a faint moan from the end of the Chamber. Ginny was 
stirring. As Harry hurried toward her, she sat up. Her bemused 
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eyes traveled from the huge form of the dead basilisk, over Harry, in 
his blood-soaked robes, then to the diary in his hand. She drew a great, 
shuddering gasp and tears began to pour down her face. 
"Harry -- oh, Harry -- I tried to tell you at b-breakfast, but I c-couldn't 
say it in front of Percy -- it was me, Harry -- but I -- I s-swear I ddiddt 
mean to -- R-Riddle made me, he t-took me over -- and - how 
did you kill that -- that thing? W-where's Riddle? The last thing I rremember 
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" It's all right," said Harry, holding up the diary, and showing Ginny the 
fang hole, "Riddle's finished. Look! Him and the basilisk. C'mon, 
Ginny, let's get out of here --" 
"I'm going to be expelled!" Ginny wept as Harry helped her 
awkwardly to her feet. "I've looked forward to coming to Hogwarts 
ever since B-Bill came and n-now I'll have to leave and -- w-what'll 
Mum and Dad say?" 
Fawkes was waiting for them, hovering in the Chamber entrance. 
Harry urged Ginny forward; they stepped over the motionless coils of 
the dead basilisk, through the echoing gloom, and back into the tunnel. 
Harry heard the stone doors close behind them with a soft hiss. 
After a few minutes' progress up the dark tunnel, a distant sound of 
slowly shifting rock reached Harry's ears. 
"Ron!" Harry yelled, speeding up. "Ginny's okay! I've got her!" 
He heard Ron give a strangled cheer, and they turned the next bend to 
see his eager face staring through the sizable gap he had managed to 
make in the rock fall. 
"Ginny!" Ron thrust an arm through the gap in the rock to pull 
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her through first. "You're alive! I don't believe it! What happened?" 
How - what -- where did that bird come from?" 
Fawkes had swooped through the gap after Ginny. 
"He's Dumbledore's," said Harry, squeezing through himself 
"How come you've got a sword?" said Ron, gaping at the glittering 
weapon in Harry's hand. 
"I'll explain when we get out of here," said Harry with a sideways 
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"Later," Harry said shortly. He didn't think it was a good idea to tell 
Ron yet who'd been opening the Chamber, not in front of Ginny, 
anyway. "Where's Lockhart?" 
"Back there," said Ron, still looking puzzled but jerking his head up the 
tunnel toward the pipe. "He's in a bad way. Come and see." 
Led by Fawkes, whose wide scarlet wings emitted a soft golden glow 
in the darkness, they walked all the way back to the mouth of the pipe. 
Gilderoy Lockhart was sitting there, humming placidly to himself. 
"His memory's gone," said Ron. "The Memory Charm backfired. Hit 
him instead of us. Hasn't got a clue who he is, or where he is, or who 
we are. I told him to come and wait here. He's a danger to himself" 
Lockhart peered good-naturedly up at them all. 
"Hello," he said. "Odd sort of place, this, isn't it? Do you live here?" 
"No," said Ron, raising his eyebrows at Harry. 
Harry bent down and looked up the long, dark pipe. 
"Have you thought how we're going to get back up this?" he said to 
Ron. 
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Ron shook his head, but Fawkes the phoenix had swooped past Harry 
and was now fluttering in front of him, his beady eyes bright in the 
dark. He was waving his long golden tail feathers. Harry looked 
uncertainly at him. 
"He looks like he wants you to grab hold. . ." said Ron, looking 
perplexed. "But you're much too heavy for a bird to pull up there -" 
"Fawkes," said Harry, "isn't an ordinary bird." He turned quickly to the 
others. "We've got to hold on to each other. Ginny, grab Ron's hand. 
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"You hold Ginny's other hand --" 
Harry tucked the sword and the Sorting Hat into his belt, Ron took 
hold of the back of Harry's robes, and Harry reached out and took 
hold of Fawkes's strangely hot tail feathers. 
An extraordinary lightness seemed to spread through his whole body 
and the next second, in a rush of wings, they were flying upward 
through the pipe. Harry could hear Lockhart dangling below him, 
saying, "Amazing! Amazing! This is just like magic!" The chill air was 
whipping through Harry's hair, and before he'd stopped enjoying the 
ride, it was over -- all four of them were hitting the wet floor of 
Moaning Myrtle's bathroom, and as Lockhart straightened his hat, the 
sink that hid the pipe was sliding back into place. 
Myrtle goggled at them. 
"You're alive," she said blankly to Harry. 
"There's no need to sound so disappointed," he said grimly, wiping 
flecks of blood and slime off his glasses. 
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"Oh, well ... Id just been thinking ... if you had died, you'd have been 
welcome to share my toilet," said Myrtle, blushing silver. 
"Urgh!" said Ron as they left the bathroom for the dark, deserted 
corridor outside. "Harry! I think Myrtle's grown fond of you! You've 
got competition, Ginny!" 
But tears were still flooding silently down Ginny's face. 
"Where now?" said Ron, with an anxious look at Ginny. Harry pointed. 
Fawkes was leading the way, glowing gold along the corridor. They 
strode after him, and moments later, found themselves outside 
Professor McGonagall's office. 
Harry knocked and pushed the door open. 
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or a moment there was silence as Harry, Ron, Ginny, and Lockhart 
stood in the doorway, covered in muck and slime and (in Harry's case) 
blood. Then there was a scream. 
"Ginny!" 
It was Mrs. Weasley, who had been sitting crying in front of the fire. 
She leapt to her feet, closely followed by Mr. Weasley, and both of 
them flung themselves on their daughter. 
Harry, however, was looking past them. Professor Dumbledore was 
standing by the mantelpiece, beaming, next to Professor McGonagall, 
who was taking great, steadying gasps, clutching her chest. Fawkes 
went whooshing past Harry's ear and settled on Dumbledore's 
shoulder, just as Harry found himself and Ron being swept into Mrs. 
Weasleys tight embrace. 
"You saved her! You saved her! How did you do it?" 
"I think we'd all like to know that," said Professor McGonagall weakly. 
Mrs. Weasley let go of Harry, who hesitated for a moment, then 
walked over to the desk and laid upon it the Sorting Hat, the 
rubyencrusted sword, and what remained of Riddle's diary. 
Then he started telling them everything. For nearly a quarter of an 
hour he spoke into the rapt silence: He told them about hearing the 
disembodied voice, how Hermione had finally realized that he was 
hearing a basilisk in the pipes; how he and Ron had followed the 
spiders into the forest, that Aragog had told them where the last 
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Myrtle had been the victim, and that the entrance to the Chamber of 
Secrets might be in her bathroom .... 
"Very well," Professor McGonagall prompted him as he paused, "so 
you found out where the entrance was -- breaking a hundred school 
rules into pieces along the way, I might add - but how on earth did 
you all get out of there alive, Potter?" 
So Harry, his voice now growing hoarse from all this talking, told 
them about Fawkes's timely arrival and about the Sorting Hat giving 
him the sword. But then he faltered. He had so far avoided 
mentioning Riddle's diary -- or Ginny. She was standing with her 
head against Mrs. Weasley's shoulder, and tears were still coursing 
silently down her cheeks. What if they expelled her? Harry thought in 
panic. Riddle's diary didn't work anymore .... How could they prove 
it had been he who'd made her do it all? 
Instinctively, Harry looked at Dumbledore, who smiled faintly, the 
firelight glancing off his half-moon spectacles. 
"\What interests me most," said Dumbledore gently, "is how Lord 
Voldemort managed to enchant Ginny, when my sources tell me he is 
currently in hiding in the forests of Albania." 
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Relief -- warm, sweeping, glorious relief -- swept over Harry. "Wwhat's 
that?" said Mr. Weasley in a stunned voice. "YouKnow-Who? 
En-enchant Ginny? But Ginny's not ... Ginny hasn't been ... has she?" 
"It was this diary," said Harry quickly, picking it up and showing it to 
Dumbledore. "Riddle wrote it when he was sixteen . . . ." 
Dumbledore took the diary from Harry and peered keenly down his 
long, crooked nose at its burnt and soggy pages. 
"Brilliant," he said softly. "Of course, he was probably the most 
brilliant student Hogwarts has ever seen." He turned around to the 
Weasleys, who were looking utterly bewildered. 
"Very few people know that Lord Voldemort was once called Tom 
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disappeared after leaving the school ... traveled far and wide ... sank 
so deeply into the Dark Arts, consorted with the very worst of our 
kind, underwent so many dangerous, magical transformations, that 
when he resurfaced as Lord Voldemort, he was barely recognizable. 
Hardly anyone connected Lord Voldemort with the clever, 
handsome boy who was once Head Boy here." 
"But, Ginny," said Mrs. Weasley. "What's our Ginny got to do with - 
with -- him?" 
"His d-diaryl" Ginny sobbed. "I've b-been writing in it, and he's been 
w-writing back all year --" 
"tinny!" said Mr. Weasley, flabbergasted. "Haven't I taught you 
anything. What have I always told you? Never trust anything that can 
think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain? Why didn't 
you show the diary to me, or your mother? A suspicious object like 
that, it was clearly full of Dark Magic =' 
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"I d-didn't know," sobbed Ginny. "I found it inside one of the books 
Mum got me. I th-thought someone had just left it in there and 
forgotten about it --" 
"Miss Weasley should go up to the hospital wing right away," 
Dumbledore interrupted in a firm voice. "This has been a terrible 
ordeal for her. There will be no punishment. Older and wiser wizards 
than she have been hoodwinked by Lord Voldemort." He strode over 
to the door and opened it. "Bed rest and perhaps a large, steaming 
mug of hot chocolate. I always find that cheers me up," he added, 
twinkling kindly down at her. "You will find that Madam Pomfrey is 
still awake. She's just giving out Mandrake juice -- I daresay the 
basilisk's victims will be waking up any moment." 
"So Hermione's okay!" said Ron brightly. 
"There has been no lasting harm done, Ginny," said Dumbledore. 
Mrs. Weasley led Ginny out, and Mr. Weasley followed, still looking 
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"You know, Minerva," Professor Dumbledore said thoughtfully to 
Professor McGonagall, "I think all this merits a good feast. Might I ask 
you to go and alert the kitchens?" 
"Right," said Professor McGonagall crisply, also moving to the door. 
"I'll leave you to deal with Potter and Weasley, shall I?" 
"Certainly," said Dumbledore. 
She left, and Harry and Ron gazed uncertainly at Dumbledore. What 
exactly had Professor McGonagall meant, deal with them? Surely - 
surely - they weren't about to be punished? 
"I seem to remember telling you both that I would have to expel you if 
you broke any more school rules, said Dumbledore. 
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Ron opened his mouth in horror. 
"Which goes to show that the best of us must sometimes eat our 
words," Dumbledore went on, smiling. "You will both receive Special 
Awards for Services to the School and -- let me see - yes, I think two 
hundred points apiece for Gryffindor." 
Ron went as briglitly pink as Lockhart's valentine flowers and closed 
his mouth again. 
"But one of us seems to be keeping mightily quiet about his part in this 
dangerous adventure," Dumbledore added. "Why so modest, 
Gilderoy?" 
Harry gave a start. He had completely forgotten about Lockhart. He 
turned and saw that Lockhart was standing in a corner of the room, 
still wearing his vague smile. When Dumbledore addressed him, 
Lockhart looked over his shoulder to see who he was talking to. 
"Professor Dumbledore," Ron said quickly, "there was an accident 
down in the Chamber of Secrets. Professor Lockhart --" 
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"He tried to do a Memory Charm and the wand backfired," Ron 
explained quietly to Dumbledore. 
"Dear me," said Dumbledore, shaking his head, his long silver 
mustache quivering. "Impaled upon your own sword, Gilderoy!" 
"Sword?" said Lockhart dimly. "Haven't got a sword. That boy has, 
though." He pointed at Harry. "He'll lend you one." 
"Would you mind taking Professor Lockhart up to the infirmary, too?" 
Dumbledore said to Ron. "Id like a few more words with Harry ..... 
Lockhart ambled out. Ron cast a curious look back at Dumbledore and 
Harry as he closed the door. 
Dumbledore crossed to one of the chairs by the fire. 
"Sit down, Harry," he said, and Harry sat, feeling unaccountably 
nervous. 
"First of all, Harry, I want to thank you," said Dumbledore, eyes 
twinkling again. "You must have shown me real loyalty down in the 
Chamber. Nothing but that could have called Fawkes to you." 
He stroked the phoenix, which had fluttered down onto his knee. 
Harry grinned awkwardly as Dumbledore watched him. 
"And so you met Tom Riddle," said Dumbledore thoughtfully. "I 
imagine he was most interested in you . . . . " 
Suddenly, something that was nagging at Harry came tumbling out of 
his mouth. 
"Professor Dumbledore ... Riddle said I'm like him. Strange likenesses, 
he said ...... 
"Did he, now?" said Dumbledore, looking thoughtfully at Harry from 
under his thick silver eyebrows. "And what do you think, Harry?" 
"I don't think I'm like him!" said Harry, more loudly than he'd intended. 
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But he fell silent, a lurking doubt resurfacing in his mind. 
"Professor," he started again after a moment. "The Sorting Hat told me 
Id -- Id have done well in Slytherin. Everyone thought I was Slytherin's 
heir for a while ... because I can speak Parseltongue .... 
"You can speak Parseltongue, Harry," said Dumbledore calmly, 
"because Lord Voldemort -- who is the last remaining ancestor 
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of Salazar Slytherin -- can speak Parseltongue. Unless I'm much 
mistaken, he transferred some of his own powers to you the night he 
gave you that scar. Not something he intended to do, I'm sure .... 
"Voldemort put a bit of himself in me?" Harry said, thunderstruck. 
"It certainly seems so." 
"So I should be in Slytherin," Harry said, looking desperately into 
Dumbledore's face. "The Sorting Hat could see Slytherin's power in 
me, and it --" 
"Put you in Gryffindor," said Dumbledore calmly. "Listen to me, Harry. 
You happen to have many qualities Salazar Slytherin prized in his handpicked 
students. His own very rare gift, Parseltongue - 
resourcefulness - determination -- a certain disregard for rules," he 
added, his mustache quivering again. "Yet the Sorting Hat placed you 
in Gryffindor. You know why that was. Think." 
"It only put me in Gryffindor," said Harry in a defeated voice, "because 
I asked not to go in Slytherin . . . ." 
`Exactly, "said Dumbledore, beaming once more. "Which makes you 
very different from Tom Riddle. It is our choices, Harry, that show what 
we truly are, far more than our abilities." Harry sat motionless in his 
chair, stunned. "If you want proof, Harry, that you belong in 
Gryffindor, I suggest you look more closely at this." 
Dumbledore reached across to Professor McGonagall's desk, picked 
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turned it over, the rubies blazing in the firelight. And then he saw the 
name engraved just below the hilt. 
Godric Gryffindor 
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"Only a true Gryffindor could have pulled that out of the hat, Harry," 
said Dumbledore simply. 
For a minute, neither of them spoke. Then Dumbledore pulled open 
one of the drawers in Professor McGonagall's desk and took out a quill 
and a bottle of ink. 
What you need, Harry, is some food and sleep. I suggest you go down 
to the feast, while I write to Azkaban -- we need our gamekeeper 
back. And I must draft an advertisement for the Daily Prophet, too," he 
added thoughtfully. "We'll be needing a new Defense Against the 
Dark Arts teacher... Dear me, we do seem to run through them, don't 
we?" 
Harry got up and crossed to the door. He had just reached for the 
handle, however, when the door burst open so violently that it bounced 
back off the wall. 
Lucius Malfoy stood there, fury in his face. And cowering behind his 
legs, heavily wrapped in bandages, was Dobby. 
"Good evening, Lucius," said Dumbledore pleasantly. 
Mr. Malfoy almost knocked Harry over as he swept into the room. 
Dobby went scurrying in after him, crouching at the hem of his cloak, 
a look of abject terror on his face. 
The elf was carrying a stained rag with which he was attempting to 
finish cleaning Mr. Malfoys shoes. Apparently Mr. Malfoy had set out 
in a great hurry, for not only were his shoes half-polished, but his 
usually sleek hair was disheveled. Ignoring the elf bobbing 
apologetically around his ankles, he fixed his cold eyes upon 
Dumbledore. 
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you still saw fit to return to Hogwarts." 
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"Well, you see, Lucius," said Dumbledore, smiling serenely, "the 
other eleven governors contacted me today. It was something like 
being caught in a hailstorm of owls, to tell the truth. They'd heard that 
Arthur Weasleys daughter had been killed and wanted me back here 
at once. They seemed to think I was the best man for the job after 
all. Very strange tales they told me, too .... Several of them seemed 
to think that you had threatened to curse their families if they didn't 
agree to suspend me in the first place." 
Mr. Malfoy went even paler than usual, but his eyes were still slits of 
fury. 
"So -- have you stopped the attacks yet?" he sneered. "Have you 
caught the culprit?" 
"We have," said Dumbledore, with a smile. 
"Well?"said Mr. Malfoy sharply. "Who is it?" 
"The same person as last time, Lucius," said Dumbledore. "But this 
time, Lord Voldemort was acting through somebody else. By means 
of this diary." 
He held up the small black book with the large hole through the 
center, watching Mr. Malfoy closely. Harry, however, was watching 
Dobby. 
The elf was doing something very odd. His great eyes fixed 
meaningfully on Harry, he kept pointing at the diary, then at Mr. 
Malfoy, and then hitting himself hard on the head with his fist. 
"I see. . . " said Mr. Malfoy slowly to Dumbledore. 
"A clever plan," said Dumbledore in a level voice, still staring Mr. 
Malfoy straight in the eye. "Because if Harry here" --Mr. Malfoy shot 
Harry a swift, sharp look -- "and his friend Ron hadn't discovered 
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the blame. No one would ever have been able to prove she hadn't 
acted of her own free will ...... 
Mr. Malfoy said nothing. His face was suddenly masklike. 
"And imagine," Dumbledore went on, "what might have happened 
then .... The Weasleys are one of our most prominent pure-blood 
families. Imagine the effect on Arthur Weasley and his Muggle 
Protection Act, if his own daughter was discovered attacking and - 
killing Muggle-borns .... Very fortunate the diary was discovered, 
and Riddle's memories wiped from it. "Who knows what the 
consequences might have been otherwise ...... 
Mr. Malfoy forced himself to speak. 
"Very fortunate," he said stiffly. 
And still, behind his back, Dobby was pointing, first to the diary, 
then to Lucius Malfoy, then punching himself in the head. 
And Harry suddenly understood. He nodded at Dobby, and Dobby 
backed into a corner, now twisting his ears in punishment. 
"Don't you want to know how Ginny got hold of that diary, Mr. 
Malfoy?" said Harry. 
Lucius Malfoy rounded on him. 
"How should I know how the stupid little girl got hold of it?" he said. 
"Because you gave it to her," said Harry. "In Flourish and Blotts. 
You picked up her old Transfiguration book and slipped the diary 
inside it, didn't you?" 
He saw Mr. Malfoy's white hands clench and unclench. 
"Prove it," he hissed. 
"Oh, no one will be able to do that," said Dumbledore, smiling at 
Harry. "Not now that Riddle has vanished from the book. On

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the other hand, I would advise you, Lucius, not to go giving out any 
more of Lord Voldemort's old school things. If any more of them find 
their way into innocent hands, I think Arthur Weasley, for one, will 
make sure they are traced back to you ...... 
Lucius Malfoy stood for a moment, and Harry distinctly saw his right 
hand twitch as though he was longing to reach for his wand. Instead, 
he turned to his house-elf 
"We're going, Dobby!" 
He wrenched open the door and as the elf came hurrying up to him, 
he kicked him right through it. They could hear Dobby squealing with 
pain all the way along the corridor. Harry stood for a moment, 
thinking hard. Then it came to him - 
"Professor Dumbledore," he said hurriedly. "Can I give that diary 
back to Mr. Malfoy, please?" 
"Certainly, Harry," said Dumbledore calmly. "But hurry. The feast, 
remember ...... 
Harry grabbed the diary and dashed out of the office. He could hear 
Dobby's squeals of pain receding around the corner. Quickly, 
wondering if this plan could possibly work, Harry took off one of his 
shoes, pulled off his slimy, filthy sock, and stuffed the diary into it. 
Then he ran down the dark corridor. 
He caught up with them at the top of the stairs. 
"Mr. Malfoy," he gasped, skidding to a halt, "I've got something for 
you --" 
And he forced the smelly sock into Lucius Malfoy's hand. 
")What the --?" 
Mr. Malfoy ripped the sock off the diary, threw it aside, then looked 
furiously from the ruined book to Harry.

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You'll meet the same sticky end as your parents one of these days, 
Harry Potter," he said softly. "They were meddlesome fools, too. 
He turned to go. 
"Come, Dobby. I said, come." 
But Dobby didn't move. He was holding up Harry's disgusting, slimy 
sock, and looking at it as though it were a priceless treasure. 
"Master has given a sock," said the elf in wonderment. "Master gave 
it to Dobby." 
"What's that?" spat Mr. Malfoy. "What did you say?" 
"Got a sock," said Dobby in disbelief. "Master threw it, and Dobby 
caught it, and Dobby -- Dobby is free. " 
Lucius Malfoy stood frozen, staring at the elf Then he lunged at 
Harry. 
"You've lost me my servant, boy!" 
But Dobby shouted, "You shall not harm Harry Potter!" 
There was a loud bang, and Mr. Malfoy was thrown backward. He 
crashed down the stairs, three at a time, landing in a crumpled heap 
on the landing below. He got up, his face livid, and pulled out his 
wand, but Dobby raised a long, threatening finger. 
"You shall go now," he said fiercely, pointing down at Mr. Malfoy. 
"You shall not touch Harry Potter. You shall go now." 
Lucius Malfoy had no choice. With a last, incensed stare at the pair 
of them, he swung his cloak around him and hurried out of sight. 
"Harry Potter freed Dobby!" said the elf shrilly, gazing up at Harry, 
moonlight from the nearest window reflected in his orb-like eyes. 
"Harry Potter set Dobby free!"

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"Least I could do, Dobby," said Harry, grinning. "Just promise never 
to try and save my life again." 
The elf's ugly brown face split suddenly into a wide, toothy smile. 
"I've just got one question, Dobby," said Harry as Dobby pulled on 
Harry's sock with shaking hands. "You told me all this had nothing to 
do with He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, remember? Well --" 
"It was a clue, sir," said Dobby, his eyes widening, as though this was 
obvious. "Was giving you a clue. The Dark Lord, before he changed 
his name, could be freely named, you see?" 
"Right," said Harry weakly. "Well, Id better go. There's a feast, and 
my friend Hermione should be awake by now ..... 
Dobby threw his arms around Harry's middle and hugged him. 
"Harry Potter is greater by far than Dobby knew!" he sobbed. 
"Farewell, Harry Potter!" 
And with a final loud crack, Dobby disappeared. 
Harry had been to several Hogwarts feasts, but never one quite like 
this. Everybody was in their pajamas, and the celebration lasted all 
night. Harry didn't know whether the best bit was Hermione running 
toward him, screaming "You solved it! You solved it!" or Justin 
hurrying over from the Hufflepuff table to wring. his hand and 
apologize endlessly for suspecting him, or Hagrid turning up at half 
past three, cuffing Harry and Ron so hard on the shoulders that they 
were knocked into their plates of trifle, or his and Ron's four hundred 
points for Gryffindor securing the House Cup for the second year 
running, or Professor McGonagall standing up to 
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tell them all that the exams had been canceled as a school treat ("Oh, 
no!" said Hermione), or Dumbledore announcing that, unfortunately, 
Professor Lockhart would be unable to return next year, owing to the 
fact that he needed to go away and get his memory back. Quite a few 
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"Shame," said Ron, helping himself to a jam doughnut. "He was 
starting to grow on me." 
The rest of the final term passed in a haze of blazing sunshine. 
Hogwarts was back to normal with only a few, small differences - 
Defense Against the Dark Arts classes were canceled ("but we've 
had plenty of practice at that anyway," Ron told a disgruntled 
Hermione) and Lucius Malfoy had been sacked as a school governor. 
Draco was no longer strutting around the school as though he owned 
the place. On the contrary, he looked resentful and sulky. On the other 
hand, Ginny Weasley was perfectly happy again. 
Too soon, it was time for the journey home on the Hogwarts Express. 
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fred, George, and Ginny got a compartment to 
themselves. They made the most of the last few hours in which they 
were allowed to do magic before the holidays. They played Exploding 
Snap, set off the very last of Fred and George's Filibuster fireworks, 
and practiced disarming each other by magic. Harry was getting very 
good at it. 
They were almost at King's Cross when Harry remembered 
something. 
"Ginny - what did you see Percy doing, that he didn't want you to tell 
anyone?" 
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"Oh, that," said Ginny, giggling. "Well - Percy's got a girlfriend." Fred 
dropped a stack of books on George's head. 
"What?" 
"It's that Ravenclaw prefect, Penelope Clearwater," said Ginny. 
"That's who he was writing to all last summer. He's been meeting her 
all over the school in secret. I walked in on them kissing in an empty 
classroom one day. He was so upset when she was -- you know - 
attacked. You won't tease him, will you?" she added anxiously. 
"Wouldn't dream of it," said Fred, who was looking like his birthday 
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"Definitely not," said George, sniggering. 
The Hogwarts Express slowed and finally stopped. 
Harry pulled out his quill and a bit of parchment and turned to Ron 
and Hermione. 
"This is called a telephone number," he told Ron, scribbling it twice, 
tearing the parchment in two, and handing it to them. "I told your dad 
how to use a telephone last summer - he'll know. Call me at the 
Dursleys', okay? I can't stand another two months with only Dudley 
to talk to ...... 
"Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" said 
Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging 
toward the enchanted barrier. "When they hear what you did this 
year?" 
"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've 
died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious ...... 
And together they walked back through the gateway to the Muggle world. '
