Brewology

So..... This thread is one of the many, many new thread games that I'm posting. In this thread, you make up something funny that could be someone's potential deepest secret if they posted before you.
For instance, if airplanes18 posts, I could post saying that his deepest secret is that the ShamWow guy is actually his father. If TheOriginalToxxy posted, I could say that his deepest secret is that whenever he gets bored of heavy metal, he listens to Miley Cyrus.
Try to be original and unique! More importantly, have fun!

he secretly despises chickens ^^

Haha. airplanes18 actually uses Mac OSX everyday.

he turns into a crate at midnight when there is a square full moon...

is actually

Hates droid phones. ^^

@TheTyler: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Puncharger obviously likes to ride horses in his free time.

dresses up as an egg and prays he can be a chicken

@Tyler : I don't get it...

Disses the PS3 on other forums...

Eats penguins daily

Has a secret signature on the back of his old one.

-DarkPacMan77-

Crys himself to sleep because of not being admin.

listens to techno and hates dethklok

Is actually a famous drummer for Fallout Boy.

was actually kratos, then decided he had nothing to live for so he became a crate..